#68 - Hilarious Fails of Childfree Wedding Invitations

La Vida Más Chévere de Childfree Latinas

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What's the fastest way to offend your potential wedding guests? Commenters on Threads and Instagram posted a million different options for telling people to leave their "trophies" at home. In Part 5 of the childfree wedding series, childfree couple Paulette and Ryan are once again reading through the crudest yet humorous ways to say "come enjoy an adults-only good time at the childfree wedding."
Trigger warning: if colorful euphemisms for kids is not for your senses, please skip this one and enjoy a different LVMC episode.
Tidbits include everything from NC-17 ratings, strippers, and beer bongs, to public acts of marriage consummation, magic mushrooms, and sacrifices to Satan.
Otherwise, it's a BYOPT (bring your own participation trophy) party with a playlist full of vulgar humor and Wu-Tang.
Want to send in your childfree wedding story? Submit your story at pauletteerato.com/childfreewedding
To get the full show notes—including links to all the comments—and an episode transcript, go to PauletteErato.com/shownotes. This is episode 68.
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1. #68 - Hilarious Fails of Childfree Wedding Invitations (00:00:00)

2. Commenters mad about childfree weddings (00:03:35)

3. Thread's crudest remarks Pt 1 (00:14:29)

4. Fan mail! (00:20:09)

5. Thread's crudest remarks Pt 2 (00:21:52)

6. Instagram's rude comments (00:32:21)