God Plays A Trick On The Gang, and Makes Them Eat Bug Shit
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So we find our heroes stomping around in the desert trying to find a way home, when Moses disappears into the hills tripping balls during a thunderstorm. So the kids get all bored, and decide to throw the first Burning Man Fest! They make a dope cow statue out of all their own jewelry, and get some music going. Then here comes the ol' Party-Pooper-Extraordinaire, Moses himself skipping back down the mountain laying down rules. RULES?!? IN THE DESERT? WHILE WE'RE EATING BUG SHIT, & RAW QUAIL? HOW ABOUT LAYING DOWN SOME INFRASTRUCTURE IF YOU'RE GONNA TRY TO BE A TYRANT!? EH MOSES?!? HOW ABOUT FUCK MOSES, AND HIS COBBLESTONE ASS RULES!!
Won't you join us, friend?
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