S5Ep3: A Large Man Shall Protect JF1. Perfect Comps for all 10 Picks.

Zero Doinks: World's Weirdest Chicago Bears Podcast

The 2023 NFL draft is over and the Bears made out pretty well, wouldn't you say? 10 freshly-plucked lads, featuring a giant of a man in OT Darnell Wright. We dive deep as only we can, matching each new player with the perfect comp for you to consider. How did divisional rivals Green Bay, Detroit and Minnesota fare? And what's next for our boys in navy and orange? Plus Greasetank Frank returns as autosports is reaching a delectable climax now that the calendar has flipped to May.

00:00 - 02:01 - Apologies to Harry Styles.

02:01 - 03:22 - What's on tap?

03:22 - 75:22 - Bears picks and comps. We walk through the top picks leading into the Bears trade from 9 to 10 and arrival at Darnell Wright. Bill's comps take on a strange new angle this year that you are not going to want to miss, with a special erotic sponsorship.

75:22 - 104:26 - NFC North chatter. How did Chicago's divisional rivals fare during the draft? Are the Packers wary to commit to Jordan Love?

104:26 - 116:03 - Dips and Sticks. Greasetank Frank returns in the heat of the motorsports calendar.

116:03 - END: Let's Wrap this M'Fer Up. Jacob Infante hurt Dan Doinks very deeply.

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