Episode 245: Why’s it Called Craps?

Umpire Pants

It’s the second episode of a Double Header, but it’s early and Saturday so we’re not too worried. City fast food vs. suburban fast food. Acres of Clams is a gross tagline. Mary gives a cat update. Bill has to deal with Unemployment Fraud again. Mary got a bonus at the casino, but it sounds like the dealers are struggling. Max the Dog wants to stay in bed all morning. Lack of empathy in society. We steal another Colbert Question: Have you ever asked a famous person for an autograph? Kelley found out Mr. Rogers does all the puppet voices when she saw him live! Mary reads the intro to Kelley’s Hint List! Don’t strangle your heating system. Use 5x the fabric for recovering your chair. Oil the motor on your electric mixer. Umpire Pants Out!