Episode 244: No Because they’re All Floppy

Umpire Pants

Sorry, I’m not doing great, don’t have my shit together and have fallen down completely on releasing these on time, and I probably won’t ever get there again. This podcast is doomed and we all know it. Fuck the Patriarchy. Enjoy! We’ve had a shitty spring and no one should have lawns. Mary is moving to Cleveland. Bill finished RRR and gives it two thumbs up. New Wives Tale: Burt Reynolds Edition. We try to clear up a childhood mystery regarding nudy pics grandma had in her apartment. Who is in the painting Kelley has by her front door? Being bad neighbors. Colbert Question: Favorite Action Movie? Kelley’s Hint List: Using and painting putty. Run hot water before emptying dishwater. Umpire Pants Out!