271. Ego Death Mario

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• Tyriq
• Stevie
• Avery

Topics:

• What is Dr. Mario's specialty?
• Boutique sardines
• Street Sharks (and the lies about them)
• PiCoSteveMo is over! (as of this recording)

Microtopics:

• Throwing out an idea like a plate of spaghetti, or a grenade.
• Odd Object.
• Piggy-back dual plugs.
• Now! That's What I Call Avery Burke, Vol. VII.
• Jason Shiga.
• Older kids who are into roughhousing and watching shark movies.
• Audio Issues Because of Dog.
• The only place on the Internet you can hear cardboard boxes rubbing against each other.
• Two hours of an attractive woman scraping her thumbnail on a microphone.
• Dr. Mario telling someone that they only have-a four months to live-a.
• The weird forehead mirror that old-timey doctors wear.
• The opinions of someone who's eaten cat food.
• Grandma barging in while you're eating dog food.
• Flintstones Cannibalism Vitamins.
• Barney's PTSD after the Neanderthal Wars.
• Wacky Races, the original MCU.
• Dr. Mario's pill pusherside hustle causing the opioid crisis.
• Ego Death Mario microdosing the germs in the pill bottle who transcend to the great pill bottle in the sky.
• Coming up with the conceit that your band is enemies with sea mammals and making all future audiences hate you.
• Three adorable sardines rowing a boat shaped like a dragon.
• An octopus tentacle that looks like a serial port or a 2x6 spot light.
• The animal that you're eating depicted in cartoon form as cheering you on.
• An anthropomorphic ginger root eating a ginger candy.
• Single-serving black characters.
• Eating a fish and finding an entire spine.
• The weirdest bone to find.
• Free floating animals gathering into a colony and turning into a face.
• The most popular fish sauce in ancient Rome.
• Sealing a whale hand in a trash can with duct tape for two years until it starts leaking and your roommate has to help you dispose of it wearing a hazmat suit.
• Tucking a whale bone under your trench coat and sneaking out of the museum.
• Famous whale disposal techniqus.
• Fishwife, fish life!
• Not knowing about the preexisting work that your favorite cartoon is in conversation with because you're a kid and don't know anything.
• Slammu, Ripster and Streex.
• Michelangelo, Leonardo, DiCaprio, and Don Angelo.
• Vin Diesel being very excited about the Street Sharks.
• IP Homeopathy.
• Sexy Mummy Costume.
• Using mumnies as train fuel because they are so plentiful.
• You can't get Mummy Brown any more because of Woke.
• Who has and hasn't heard of Tommy Tallarico.
• A toy that lets you shoot at the TV screen during the interactive parts of Captain Power.
• Fresh off the PiCoSteveMo boat.
• Graph going up emoji.
• Lots of different skill levels going on in there.
• Aardvarks and anteaters.
• A three hour celebration of weird things that games can be.
• Look Who's The Shining Two!
• Why the Sokoban puzzle in Ocarina of Time sucks.
• Puzzles vs. situations.
• Tony and the Tony Mechanic.
• The Thought Leader of the Thinky Games Community.

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