Opera Glasses and Arson

It's Five O'Clock Somewhere

This week we are talking about Trying New Things. Not new sex positions, as our careful podcast research has revealed there are only about three of those, and all the other sex tips involve marbles or putting weird stuff in the fridge, but actual new life experiences. Unfortunately our attempts at exploring these exciting ideas led to Jo crying in a field again, Gill once more declaring the National Trust to be Dead To Her, and us both revealing a rather unhealthy obsession with our own mortality. We cover some parenting fails, and why Jo is on some sort of RSPCA watch list, Gill offers to burn down a ventriloquist museum, and we come up with a splendid idea for a ghost hunting convention with us for six of our listeners in Hampton Court Palace, if neither of us get arrested after this episode...