Eat Some Salmonite (AKA CoS) Season 2, Episode 5: A Safari (November 9 2008)
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Potentially the best CoS of the pack. A safari (emphasis on the tiger) is commercialized and underwritten until WZBC management threatens to bring the show down:
- Welcome Beth you safari guide you, take us on a hay rack ride through the jungle (Bobby will drive the tractor)
- Commercial: Dan Bellow’s will send you printer paper with an interactive CD on what to do with it (recipes? term papers?)
- Commercial: people who have nut allegies need to stay away from nuts (and people who like them)
- Sean calls in with some fantastic tiger poems
- Commercial: Baby Hypnosis
- Beth wonders what tigers are thinking and wonders what we’ll see on the safari while Ilana calls in
- Commercial: Clam Top Bitterinos (go bitter)
- Bobby drives us deep into the jungle with baby elephants and baby tigers
- Commercial: Feline Higher Ed
- Commercial: Super Sacks (big ol’ bags)
- An amazing tiger psychic reveals that being a tiger psychic means having a lay with tigers (spooning?)
- Commercial: Eat Some Salmonite
- Commecial: Birds are Jerks
- Uh oh — the WZBC promotions director calls in and tells us we shouldn’t be advertising and underwriting.
- Commercial: Ballet for Boys
- Commercial: Jim’s Bucket
- A caller gives us tiger facts: weretigers, tigers on cereal boxes, dolphins less awesome than tigers
- Commercial: Maced and Tazed
- A call from an ad exec who threatens to pull her ad for Clam Top Bitterinos
- Commercial: Vince Vaughn is the cutest pumpkin ever (believe us)
- Commercial: Eat Vanilla Dickle
- Commercial: Eat Chocsplosion
- Ad exec back on the line with Hot Hot Bad Boy Bobby and hangs up during the Clam Top Bitterinos ad
- Commercial: Eat Carrots and Corn (the Wind of Change Bellows with the Best of Them)
- Commercial: Think You Can Be Less of a Jerkface and Figure Out this To-Do List?
- More from the WZBC Promotions Guy
- A call from Mary Baker Eddy digresses into palindromes
- Commercial: Nell Glass wants you to help the environment by eliminating your wasteful double-lettered name
- Commercial: Liztus, a crazy cactus lizard juice
- The safari picks back up with the parronkey (parrot monkey) and Bobby tells a story about a dog peeing on a tree before a surprise prehistoric visitor prematurely ends the safari
- Commercial: “Helmet Helmet”, a child’s poem brought to you by the Helmet Association of America
- Commercial: Puddles, Ducks, Plants, Bees
- The dandyman calls in and instigates a singalong that leads to a capital crime
- Beth is underwritten by the Sexual Awareness Council
- Commercial: Nastlie, the sexiest baby formula out there
- Commercial: the Meat Star, the most delicious-looking star in the sky
- A call from Tommy Dickie jumps through a hoop of the hoop and Bobby has a falling out with most everyone before Ferris Bueller gets remade at the end of the show
- And much more exploding stuff that explodes all over the airwaves
Tiger elephant monkey monkey hamster tiger show.
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