An Army of Various Ites

Bible Stories for Blasphemers

Gather round Campers, 'cause your fave bible camp counselors are back! Dan managed to break his wrist just after recording this, so we had to take a short break, but now it's time to get back to REAL business: Bible. In this one we teach you survival skills you'll take with you for the rest of your life. Such as... the best methods in which to drink water from a river; How to terrify your enemies using the awesome sonic power of a bunch of trumpets; How to ensure God is Bread. This one's a MUST LISTEN, kids, since you never know when these survival skills will come in handy. God is always ready to test you.

Special thanks to Henry Rogland for our intro, and to Bird Creek for our theme song, "Hooky With Sloane."
Edited and Mixed by Everett Kemper (@everettkemper)
Hosted by Dan Rogland & Mariah Wren (@mariahmaycats)
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