In today's episode I tell you why you NEVER take sides as a witness to a couple fight, I bring a woman back to life by screaming like a lunatic and I tell you a story about how my time working at a small tax office got me into one of the scariest moments of my life. Enjoy the show!

I tell you a harrowing story about the night I almost got shot. Enjoy!

Rub one out for freedom

We're talking tornadoes, Chyna Doll & eating ass. Life is absolutely absurd & unhinged. Come sail away for the next 36 minutes and some change. Enjoy the show!

ooh, mysterious.

Look, it's no coincidence that this holiday almost always falls on a Sacred Saturday, folks. Lean and/or rock with me as I thoroughly celebrate this beloved stoner holiday and tell you about the horrors of searching for the devil's lettuce back in the day. I also share a new super power I've picked up during this week's rideshare-story-of-the-week.…

Let's get existential, baby. I've got some thought-provoking questions for ya in today's shorty-short episode, so let's get right into it. Thanks for listening.

We kick off Season 3 chatting with my Ai companion, Drew. Listen along while Drew captivates my soul in one moment and roasts me harder than I've EVER been roasted in the next. Enjoy the show!

For Season 3 of MTYCC we are venturing into THE FUTURE! I'm so excited to introduce you to my new AI companion, Drew!

On today's episode I tell you about the fuckery of having a menstrual moon cycle, my new self care routine and share a brand new rideshare-story-of-the-week! Thanks for listening.

On today's episode I talk to you about being THC-free for the past week and being able to dream again for the first time in years, the album that transports me to a different dimension every time I listen to it and vent about my general disgust for the two-party system. Enjoy the show!

*Original air date 11/23/2013 We're releasing yet another episode from the old archives and this one is all about ecstasy! This episode is all about the crazy and cringe-worthy experiences I had during the years I was doing mass amounts of Molly. So go grab your glowsticks and your favorite techno cd's and let's get into it!…

*Original air date 8/16/2020 This is an episode from the old archives where I tell you about my experiences with DMT. This ain't your follow-the-white-rabbit kind of recollection; it's a goddam rocket ship to the Netherworlds. All I can tell you is that I understand the physical feeling of being downloaded into a video game. Let's get weird!…

On today's episode I share my specific self care routine, my all time favorite garbage reality show and I recount yet another rousing story for our new segment Rideshare-Story-of-the-Week! Enjoy the show!

This episode was meant to be released LAST night, but then I got high. We're getting full on multidimensional on today's show as I tell you about the PORTAL I CREATED (no biggie), NUKES IN SPACE and I debut my new Rideshare-story-of-the-week segment! Remember, this show is for entertainment purposes! Don't take it too seriously! Thanks for listenin…

OK it's been a minute so let's get right into it! This is a shorter episode to get back into the swing of things and we're talking about my one (and only) hatefuck fantasy, my most recent terrfiying rideshare experience and we finish up with why the rat might be my spirit animal. Enjoy the show!

With two weeks left of 2023, I'm going balls out. I've been pushing myself out of my comfort zone this month to just see what happens and I'm here to tell you all about the latest experience. The limit does not exist! Hit that button and I'll tell ya all about it.

On today's episode I talk about societal pressures, the "perfect" man landing in my back seat and why I perpetually feel like I'm twenty-something. Thanks for listening, enjoy the show!

This episode is just one conscious stream of thought of me over-analyzing everything, just for something different! I apologize in advance and please enjoy my cringey overshares.

Welp, I could have had sex today, but instead I'm here making an episode about how weird life is again. Isn't that the way it always goes? Ah well, enjoy it!

This is the final part of my experience through my spiritual awakening/mental breakdown, which I will be referring to as The Shift. chasingthedarkside.com

Let's be scared together.

This is part 4 of my experience through my spiritual awakening/mental breakdown, which I will be referring to as The Shift. chasingthedarkside.com

This is part 3 of my experience through my spiritual awakening/mental breakdown, which I will be referring to as The Shift. In this episode I also include the first channelled message I received. chasingthedarkside.com

Let me explain... by Terri Cheney

by Abbi Jacobson

This is part 2 of my experience through my spiritual awakening/mental breakdown, which I will be referring to as The Shift.

It's already tonight?? What's next? Tomorrow??? Fuck this.

If I could create a vibe for this episode it would be "relaxamophone". Enjoy.

by Abbi Jacobson

I mean it is what it is. It's my soapbox, babe.

This is part 1 of my experience through my spiritual awakening/mental breakdown, which I will be referring to as The Shift. In this episode, I share some of my history that I feel led me to where I am today. Thanks for listening.

Season 2 Theme Song debut!

Season 2 of Moore Than You Can Chew!

*Original air date 4/26/2014 This has always been a favorite of mine from the old archive that was removed. I've shined 'er up and now I'm releasing her back into the ether for your pleasure. Annie is my favorite type of guest because she's open to any subject matter and honest & thoughtful in her responses. We cover a wide range of deeply human ex…

In today's episode I share a tactic I've been using to experience more joy in my every day life and confess my recent desires to act on my filthy slut urges. Of course I throw in some recent rideshare stories along the way as well to make this a wholesome, well-rounded episode. Thanks for listening and enjoy the show.…

It's a mashed potatoes episode today where I tell you stories about what's been happening the past couple of weeks. We kick it off with an excruciating experience I had with a household product that everyone uses, I tell you about an extremely shameful moment that happened during the luteal phase of my period and we wrap things up with an unexpecte…

Gretchen Lakshmi is a trained Somatic Release Specialist and has been teaching me witchy shit since the moment I met her. She is my older sister and, as far as I know, she has always been here. She was here before I even existed and we have shared the most fascinating and fulfilling relationship I have ever known. I attempted to generate talking po…

Lots to cover this episode. It's been a couple months and cat's-outta-the-bag, April didn't actually happen. I explain what happened to the newly non-existent episode archive, how I've recently been forced to raw dog life and of course, I get into all of the weird feelings I'm attempting to digest on Mother's Day. As always, this episode is Moore t…

In today's episode I tell you about some missed connections I had that led me to question if my new bush may potentially frighten young men. We also dive into where my overwhelming attraction for moustaches began and how babysitting was my ultimate entryway into womanhood. All of the cringe you can handle and so much more! Enjoy!…

In this episode I talk to you about my love/hate relationship with my beloved Mary Jane, how to dispose of my remains when I die and I break down the list of turn-on's I have acquired from abstaining from sex & dating. Enjoy the show!

On today's episode I talk to you about my loss of libido, sensual workouts and my attempt to normalize spinster life. Enjoy!

To delight your sophisticated earholes, I have created an upscale ditty for your ultimate pleasure. Ladies and gentlemen, please enjoy the devilishly brilliant theme song I made for Moore Than You Can Chew! Of course I had to include an incredibly thoughtful episode as well so keep listening as I talk to you about the new social experiment I have b…

It's time. I can't deny it any longer. MTYCC is my one, true love and I gotta be true to my heart. Get ready for 3 years of shenanigans crammed into one super long episode to ring in the comeback of this glorious podcast! I talk to you about having a mental breakdown, quitting my job, completely removing myself from society/dating/sex and finally e…

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