It’s a dream episode when Bert’s favorite band, Goose, swings by the Something’s Burning kitchen. And, while he’s dishin’ out paella – they’re dishin’ about their music, lyrics, and life. There’s laughter, uncomfortable crying, and a private concert that may or may not have been consensual. Follow Goose: https://www.instagram.com/goosetheband Don’t…

On this throwback episode of Something’s Burning, Brad Williams and Adam Ray come over and we drink each other under the table. There’s not enough steak, potatoes or mini-bloomin’ onions to absorb all the alcohol… Chaos ensues when I cut my hand, we start a fire, and SOMEONE falls off their stool. Follow Brad Williams: https://www.instagram.com/bra…

Bert’s getting his own private concert when legends Rick Springfield and Richard Marx stop by the kitchen for some sushi and a serenade. Bert gets a little peak into their friendship and what their show must be like – and he LOVES everything about it. They drink and dish out the stories behind the songs… and who really WAS Jessie’s Girl. Follow Ric…

In this season-one-walk-down-memory-lane, the Super Troopers (Steve Lemme and Kevin Heffernan) come by the kitchen to give me my flowers for helping on the movie. They also give me a hand making homemade McGriddles and help me with my branding. Apparently, I need a catchphrase. Follow Kevin Heffernan: https://www.instagram.com/heffernanrules Follow…

Comedy couple Chad Daniels and Kelsey Cook stop by the kitchen to chat about peanuts and podcasts while I make a killer pretzel potpie. Kelsey’s got some breaking news that changes everything and we also talk a LOT about ball sacks. Follow Chad Daniels: https://www.instagram.com/thatchaddaniels Follow Kelsey Cook: https://www.instagram.com/kelseyco…

YouTube personality Grace Helbig and comedian Brooks Wheelan pop into the kitchen for some gyoza, sake bombs, and pressing questions… things like “is it cooler to be a stoner or a drunk…?” and “how disgusting is Jersey, really?” Plus, Bert surprises everyone with some pretty delicious food. SUBSCRIBE so you never miss a video https://bit.ly/3DC1ICg…

Bert’s sisters, Kottie and Annie, and the Mollen sisters sit down to chat about family secrets, wedding songs, and who’s the funniest in the family… spoiler alert: it’s Bert. Plus, we’re putting a spin on one of Bert’s favorite dishes, Carbonara, adding a Korean kick. Follow All the Fails with Jenny Mollen: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/all…

On this throwback episode, Jeff Danis and Ryan O’Neill from the Danish and O’Neill stop by the kitchen for some questionable cuisine. We’re throwing the recipe away and winging it for some American-Style Poutine. We also talk about being a dad, which celebrity chef we would make out with all while concocting our very own Poutine Shot. And things ge…

The Nature Boy himself swings by the kitchen to chat with Sam Morril and Bert about the good ol’ wrestling days. He opens up about his son, his women, and his FLAIR. They’ll laugh, they’ll cry… and they’ll eat French Onion – inspired chicken with a side of Bodega Cat whiskey. Plus, he’s promo’ing the hell out of Sam’s new special. You should check …

On this blast from the past episode, Whitney Cummings and Michael Rapaport stop by for homemade pizza. I also get a lesson on why washing hands is important AND how to spell Michael’s name correctly. And Whitney’s reminding everyone that strong women STILL belong in the kitchen. Follow Whitney Cummings: https://www.instagram.com/whitneycummings Fol…

Real Bros Jimmy Tatro and Christian Pierce stop by the kitchen for a deep dive on their new movie, the top five coolest actors, and if they could see themselves getting caught up with the Capitol stormers. I am also making a polenta board with three different toppings AND we’re sampling Por Osos, like good friends, and bros, would. The Real Bros of…

Heather McDonald and Jo Koy stop by the kitchen – and I’m mashin’ up their names for inspiration. Meet the McKoy. There’s nothing like sushi burgers and sake bombs to help carry the conversation. And it only took me until the end to realize… sushi is Japanese – and Jo is Filipino. Oops. Follow Jo Koy: https://www.instagram.com/jokoy Follow Heather …

All four members of Papa Roach swing by the kitchen to reminisce about when we were in Australia together… and I make ‘em a meal to help bring back the memories of Down Under. We chat about touring with the Red Hot Chili Peppers, getting sober, bus-life, and of course – music. Plus, I get a private, impromptu concert like no-one’s ever heard. Follo…

Inside sources from the Comedy Store, Rick Ingraham and Eleanor Kerrigan, are spillin’ secrets about their time working there – and plenty of names are being dropped (think – Ari Shaffir). And, while I fry up some Mac and Cheese Balls and cook corn dogs, we also talk about fist fights, losing our virginity, and what era of time made the best meals……

Sean Evans of Hot Ones and Gabriel “Fluffy” Iglesias pop over to my kitchen for a very “on topic” meal of Fluffy Japanese Pancakes and Nashville Hot Chicken Fried Steak. We talk about how we spent our first “big” paycheck, the fact that I was Hot One’s first celebrity guest… and Fluffy’s record-breaking show at Dodgers Stadium. Plus Fluffy’s got a …

On this blast from the past, Bonnie McFarlane and Gary Gulman come by the kitchen for some dolmas, falafel, and far too much laughing. We hit on everything from the size of our balls to Ralphie May and Rachael Ray. And things don’t turn out so good… Follow Gary Gulman: https://www.instagram.com/garygulman Follow Bonnie McFarlane: https://www.instag…

Sarah Silverman and Todd Glass stop by the kitchen for some meat prints and tofu nuggets. We talk Todd’s OCD, Sarah’s experience watching porn, and how great a person Mister Rogers was. I make a new take on chicken and waffles, Todd treats us to Pop-Tart ice cream sandwiches… and I’m serenaded at the end. All in all, a pretty great day. Help Fund T…

Bert, Kyle Kinane, and Matt Braunger are ringin’ in Halloween six months early. Or late. There’s a pretty scary maple syrup / cider drink and a deviled eggs even Dracula himself would appreciate. Plus, they’re talkin’ a little about the Chicago comedy scene and a LOT about porn. Follow Kyle Kinane: https://www.instagram.com/kylekinane Follow Matt B…

This time, power-couple Gabby Reece and Laird Hamilton stop by the kitchen to talk about eating healthy, surfing, and our favorite podcasts. Plus I am paying tribute to Laird’s home state with a Hawaiian-inspired menu: poke, Spam musubi, and my absolute favorite – Hawaiian Shaved Ice. Oh, and we’re spilling a few secrets, too. Follow Gabby Reece: h…

A couple clean comics come by the kitchen for peanut brittle, rum runners, and conversation. Brian Regan, Tom Papa, and I chat about baking bread, cooking shows, and stealing jokes. Plus, we talk about what artisanal hobbies we would have if we quit comedy. Follow Brian Regan: https://www.instagram.com/brianregancomedian Follow Tom Papa: https://ww…

I’m living out every college kid’s fantasy today – when Cheech and Chong stop by the kitchen for a little cooking and a lot of conversation. And you guessed it – we light it up. A lot. They’ve got stories to tell and I am here for them all. Plus, we chat movies, merch, and I make birria ramen. Follow Cheech and Chong: https://www.instagram.com/chee…

I’m cooking up the WHOLE cow for Harland Williams and Michael Rosenbaum with this tongue, bacon, and bottom round sandwich. We are also doing imitations, throwing up, and I burn my arm. Oh, and Harland is allergic to everything I am making, so there’s that. Follow Michael Rosenbaum: https://www.instagram.com/themichaelrosenbaum Follow Harland Willi…

I serve up some Italian Beef sandwiches to The Bear chefs Coco Storer and Matty Matheson. We talk about celebrity chefs we know, knife preferences, Mormonism, drugs, and the last time Coco kissed a guy. Oh, and Georgia gets a job offer. Follow Matty Matheson: https://www.instagram.com/mattymatheson Follow Courtney Storer: https://www.instagram.com/…

In this throwback episode, I bring on OG New York podcasters Keith and The Girl. I’m a huge fan of Keith Malley and Chemda and tried to wow them with a one of the most complicated dessert recipes. Tune in and watch us go through every egg in the greater Los Angeles area! Follow Keith & The Girl: https://www.instagram.com/keithandthegirl Follow Keit…

Donnell Rawlings and Whitney Cummings swing by to eat some Ahi Burgers, Lobster Mac & Cheese, and talk trash. We’re covering everything from Katt Williams Chappelle… monkey branching to my vodka… and anything else Whitney’s missed out on since she hit motherhood. Don’t forget to check out Donnell’s new special, “A NEW DAY,” now available to stream …

Had to bring back this throwback episode from our storied run in NYC! If you see either of these two on the lineup, it’s guaranteed to be a brain-altering show. But if you see this dish on the menu, results may be hit or miss. Tune in to see if I can pull it off! Follow Mark Normand: https://www.instagram.com/marknormand Follow Jessica Kirson: http…

Josh Scherer and Nicole Enayati from Mythical Kitchen stop by MY kitchen for a little culinary training. And, spoiler alert – I have no idea what we’re making. I brought the ingredients and they tell me what to make… and how to make it. But don’t worry – there’s still plenty of time to chat about religion, make mystery cocktails, and debate whether…

On this special throwback episode, I host a BBQ at my house for my buddies, comedians Ari Shaffir and Steve Rannazzisi. They help me grind my meat, we throw down some wieners, and wash it all down with some jell-o shots. Follow Ari Shaffir: https://www.instagram.com/arishaffir Follow Steve Rannazzisi: https://www.instagram.com/steverannazzisi SUBSC…

My best friend, Tom Segura, and I stop by Roy Choi’s Las Vegas restaurant – Best Friends – to reminisce about the old times… and indulge in his Korean Fusion food. We’re talking Sticky Icky Ribs, Cubano sandwiches, and of course… the thing that started it all – the Kogi Taco. And, it’s not just tastes from his fancy joint. We’re also eating what’s …

Nick Swardson and Simon Rex reminisce about partying with Paris Hilton, Nick’s writing of Malibu’s Most Wanted, and their Comedy Central web series, Typical Rick. Meanwhile, I attempt to cook a meal according to Nick’s insane dietary restrictions. Follow Nick Swardson: https://www.instagram.com/realnickswardson Follow Simon Rex: https://www.instagr…

Comedian Felipe Esparza and his buddy, up-and-comer Ken Flores, stop by the kitchen for an epic conversation including the best fast-food joint, getting arrested for a food fight, how Felipe saved the life of a rabbit, and a hot debate on the similarities of gangs and fraternities. There’s not one, but TWO massage parlor stories… oh, and I’m making…

We recreate Taco Bell’s Mexican Pizza and bring the Choco Taco back to life. Greg and Beth wrote on HBO’s Crashing together and are one of my favorite pairings. Stay ’til the end for a fun surprise! Follow Greg Fitzsimmons: https://www.instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Beth Stelling: https://www.instagram.com/bethstelling This episode is brought…

CMA’S 2023 New Artist of the Year, Jelly Roll, and his equally impressive wife, Bunnie, come over for a double date with me and LeeAnn. I’m making some sexy homemade pasta with a trio of sauces to sample – one with scallops, one with rabbit, and a vodka sauce that’s got Jelly drooling. The obnoxiously thick pasta, however, is a different story | So…

In this blast from the past, Andrew Schulz, Yannis Pappas, and I talk New York, Hannah Gadsby, and relationships. Follow Andrew Schulz: https://www.instagram.com/andrewschulz Follow Yannis Pappas: https://www.instagram.com/yannispappas This episode is brought to you by DraftKings. New customers can bet just $5 to get $200 INSTANTLY IN BONUS BETS. D…

After he fell out of his chair the first time around, Bert’s invited Brad Williams BACK into the kitchen with Adam Ray to talk about The Machine sequels, being a fat kid, and the most overused saying of the year. Let’s F’ing Go! | Something’s Burning | S3 E13 Subscribe to the new Something's Burning podcast page Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.app…

On this blast from the past episode, I sit down with my wife and Wheeler Walker Jr for some Nashville Hot fried chicken, homemade coleslaw, and what happens when you cook with hot sauce, don’t wash your hands, and then get down and dirty. Spoiler Alert - it’s not pretty. Subscribe to the new Something's Burning podcast page Apple Podcasts: https://…

Lauryn and Mike Bosstick, from the Skinny Confidential podcast, pop into the kitchen for a lettuce wrap sampler platter. We also talk about the health benefits of sunning your perineum, having a “sober house” and mouth tape. Follow Lauryn Bosstick: https://www.instagram.com/laurynbosstick Follow Mike Bosstick: https://www.instagram.com/michaelbosst…

It’s a jolly holiday with Gareth Reynold and Sam Tripoli as we drink egg nog and make soyrizo waffles in this Something’s Burning season one throwback. Subscribe to Shane Torres’ YouTube page to watch his new special “The Blue Eyed Mexican” now: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYqBZNLk2Vf-ErSOb_sqMew Follow Gareth Reynolds: https://www.instagram.c…

Fortune Feimster and Jay Pharoah come to the kitchen for some homemade ice cream sandwiches and chunky white Russians. We’re also talking about fetishes and revealing our REAL names. Shane Torres’ special “The Blue Eyed Mexican” is out NOW: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C9mHurqZh_0 Follow Fortune Feimster: https://www.instagram.com/fortunefeimste…

Subscribe to Shane Torres’ YouTube page to watch his new special “The Blue Eyed Mexican” premiering December 10th at 4PM PST: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYqBZNLk2Vf-ErSOb_sqMew?sub_confirmation=1 Colin Quinn and Nick Di Paolo not-so-patiently watch as I cook them Chicken Parm Sandwiches in this season 1 flashback. We also talk about how the i…

Josh Peck and Jason Nash come by the kitchen for some lighthearted conversation about making amends, rock bottom, and therapy. We’re also making eggplant lasagna and pitching box-office gold: “America Sings in High School” and “Sister Act 3: The Sisters Meet Bert. Follow Josh Peck: https://www.instagram.com/shuapeck Follow Jason Nash: https://www.i…

Donnell Rawlings and Red Grant are schoolin’ me on how to host a cooking show WHILE I’m cooking up Game Day snacks for them. Follow Donnell Rawlings: https://www.instagram.com/donnellrawlings Follow Red Grant: https://www.instagram.com/redgrant MINI MONTE CRISTO SANDWICHES INGREDIENTS: * White sandwich bread * Ham lunch meat * Turkey lunch meat * S…

I turn my kitchen into a spa for Yung Gravy and Trevor Wallace… there’s nothing like the smell of spray tans and sizzling pork chops at the same time. And while we each take a turn at getting branded and going into the booth, we’re also discussing the finer points in life… like one-night-stands, hammocks, and Gravy’s camp counseling career. Follow …

From the Something’s Burning vault – back when I was fat and so was Bobby Kelly. Plus, Michelle Wolf’s talking about her acid reflux, which is something Bobby and I know all about. We also dive into our thoughts about reading, our favorite foods, and I make Eggs Benedict on Cheesy Biscuits. Follow Bobby Kelly: https://www.instagram.com/robertkellyl…

Adam DeVine, Blake Anderson, and Anders Holm, aka The Workaholics, stop by the kitchen to talk about driving Ubers, spending stupid money, their new movie, and the fastest we’ve ever—you know... Plus, I’m making a fancy business dinner – Steak Florentine. Go see the Workaholics crew live on their This Is Important Podcast Tour: https://www.tiitour.…

From the season 1 vault, I’m making my favorite pasta dish for Chris Distefano and Sal Vulcano. We’re also talking about spreading germs, Scotty Karate, and kissing each other on the lips. Follow Chris Distefano: https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy Follow Sal Vulcano: https://www.instagram.com/salvulcano This episode is brought to you by BetterH…

If you missed us at Red Rocks last week, get your Dan Soder and Big Jay fix with this season one revisit when I made them Wawa-Inspired Apple Fritters. Follow Benny Blanco: https://www.instagram.com/itsbennyblanco/ Follow Josh Weissman: https://www.instagram.com/joshuaweissman/ Here’s what I tried to make: 1. SPICY CURRY PUFFED CHICKPEAS INGREDIENT…

If you missed us at Red Rocks last week, get your Dan Soder and Big Jay fix with this season one revisit when I made them Wawa-Inspired Apple Fritters. Follow Dan Soder: https://www.instagram.com/dansoder Follow Big Jay Oakerson: https://www.instagram.com/bigjayoakerson WAWA-INSPIRED FRITTERS 1. Fritters INGREDIENTS: Bread flour Instant yeast Granu…

While I am baking sea bass, Dr. Drew and Adam Carolla talk glory holes, keto, and growing up poor. Plus, wait’ll you hear about the America’s Biggest Hog contest. Spoiler – I won’t win. LEMON PEPPER SEA BASS WITH WILTED SPINACH 1. Sea Bass INGREDIENTS: Sea Bass Lemon Pepper STEPS: Season both side of fillets with lemon pepper Bake at 425° for 25-30…

From the vaults of Something's Burning, Sebastian Maniscalco and I go head to head in the burger cook off with celebrity guest judge, Roy Choi! Follow Sebastian Maniscalco: https://www.instagram.com/sebastiancomedy Follow Roi Choi: https://www.instagram.com/chefroychoi SUBSCRIBE so you never miss a video https://bit.ly/3DC1ICg For TOUR DATES: http:…