S1 E13: Greg Fitzsimmons, Beth Stelling, and Taco Bell Cravings

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We recreate Taco Bell’s Mexican Pizza and bring the Choco Taco back to life. Greg and Beth wrote on HBO’s Crashing together and are one of my favorite pairings. Stay ’til the end for a fun surprise!

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TACO BELL MEXICAN PIZZAS, CRUNCH WRAPS, AND CHOCO TACOS

Start with the CHOCO TACO SHELLS (waffle cones):

Whisk together until no lumps remain:

- 2 whole eggs plus 2 egg whites

- 1/2 teaspoon salt

- 1/2 cup plus 2 tablespoons superfine sugar

- 1 cup plus 4 tablespoons all purpose flour

- 1/2 cup (1 stick) unsalted butter, melted

- 4 tablespoons whole milk

- 2 teaspoons vanilla extract

- Heat waffle cone maker (pizzelle cookie maker)

- Pour 3-3½ tablespoons batter into the center of discs

- Cook until golden brown. Remove and fold over wooden spoon to form taco. Rest spoon between cups until cool (1 minute).

- Carefully spoon ice cream into the cooled shells, smoothing the edges. Place in loaf pans upright and stacked against one another.

- Refreeze ice cream tacos for a while.

Prepare the ingredients for the MEXICAN PIZZAS and CRUNCHWRAPS:

- Heat a bunch of oil in pot for deep frying.

- Prepare taco meat.

- Combine Ground beef and Packaged taco seasoning.

- Heat up canned refried beans

- Fry the 8-in flour tortillas until golden brown 30-45 seconds, then drain on paper towels.

Assemble the pizzas:

- Top a fried tortilla with a thin layer of refried beans.

- Then a layer of taco meat.

- Put another tortilla on top of the taco meat.

- Enchilada sauce on tortilla.

- Put a few diced tomatoes and green chiles on top of red sauce.

- Top with the Mexican blend cheese.

- Put finished Mexican pizzas on cookie sheet and broil in oven until cheese is melted.

- Top with a few chopped green onions.

- Cut into fourths and serve.

While the Mexican Pizzas are getting melty, MAKE CRUNCH WRAP:

- Heat 12-in flour tortilla to warm.

- Heat nacho cheese.

Assemble:

- Place ground beef mixture in the center of each tortilla.

- Top with nacho cheese and tostada shell.

- Spread sour cream in an even layer over the tostada shell

- Top with lettuce, tomato and cheese.

- Fold the edges up and over the center. Continue to work your way around the tortilla, folding as tight as possible.

- Heat 1 tablespoon olive oil in skillet. Place wrap seam-side down and cook until the underside is golden brown, about 2 minutes. Flip and cook wrap on the other side, about 1-2 minutes longer.

Finish the CHOCO TACOS:

- Heat Chocolate chips in a pot until melted.

- Remove ice cream tacos from freezer- Dip in chocolate.

- Top with crushed peanuts if you want.

- Freeze for a sec then eat

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