Why Is a UPS Guy In My Garage Pounding on the Door? // T-Swift Breakin' Records and Beefin' with Kim Kardashian // Planking for Over 4.5 hours // Joke of the Day
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JOKE
Doc Brown was looking to sell the Delorean. He took an ad out in the local Hill Valley paper that read – “Anyone looking to buy a Delorean? Good shape, good mileage. Only driven from time to time”
GRATEFULNESS
- I am grateful for a nearly perfect day yesterday – the weather was nice , tasks and projects went as expected, Lisa was out and the dogs were perfect
- I am grateful for the movie “Lincoln” I find it to be inspiring and extraordinarily well-acted, but I am tired nothing puts me to sleep faster – I am out in like 5 minutes
- I am grateful for the technology that lets me control my home from my bed
- I am grateful for three days of cooler temps, then it; ‘s ON 70 and and upper 60s for the foreseeable future after that
CELEBRITY BIRTHDAYS
- Actor-singer-director Barbra Streisand is 82.
- Country singer Richard Sterban of the Oak Ridge Boys is 81.
- Drummer Doug Clifford (Creedence Clearwater Revival) is 79.
- Singer Ann Peebles is 77.
- Actor Eric Bogosian is 71.
- Singer-bassist Jack Blades of Night Ranger is 70.
- Actor Michael O’Keefe (“Roseanne”) is 69.
- Bassist Billy Gould (Faith No More) is 61.
- Actor-comedian Cedric the Entertainer is 60.
- Actor Djimon Hounsou (“Blood Diamond,” ″Amistad”) is 60.
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ENTERTAINMENT AND NON-POLITICAL HEADLINES
- – Taylor Swift’s Tortured Poets Department Breaks All These Records
- Kim Kardashian Is ‘Over’ Taylor Swift Feud and Wants Singer to ‘Move On’ After ‘thanK you aIMee’ Release
- Larry Nassar Victims Get $138M Payout From Gov Over Botched FBI Investigation
- Rebel Wilson Claims a British Royal Invited Her to an Orgy
- After 4 decades in music and major vocal surgery, Jon Bon Jovi is optimistic and still rocking
LISTEN FOR THE FULL STORIES
THE GOOD NEWS
59-year-old Breaks Women’s World Record for the Longest Time in an Abdominal Plank Position
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WHAT’S EATING CALE
Package Deliverers – Both Bold and Lazy
LISTEN FOR THE FUL STORY
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