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Uneaten Food: A Bachelor Podcast

And lo, the day of reckoning with Vanessa hath come. But first: Backstreet Boys, barfing, bouncy boobs and bouncy houses. Until Taylor is freed from the mansion, there are no 23-year old therapists to help us -- so let's psychoanalyze it here. Deep breaths.