Episode 229: Okay, Nutballs are Acceptable

Umpire Pants

Bill is gone, Mary is hungry and hung-over, and I’m not going to lie, this one is a shit show. Felix is here, though! Mary went out howling last night, even though she’s doing dry January. We get back on track with Rant and Raves. There is playoff football on, so Mary is distracted. School update from Felix. Ramen talk. Mary has a message just for Christy! Listen up! Kelley’s Hint List! How to revive a velvet gown. Use an old blanket to protect linoleum from your appliances. Don’t use oil over wax on your floors. How to care for your mattress (take it outside once a week!). We do a Reviews of Cooking Recipes out of order, Mug Cake edition. Umpire Pants Out!