Twins (1988)

Two Clowns and a Goat

The products of a genetic experiment, fraternal twins Alex ( Arnold Schwarzenegger) and Brianne (Danny DeVito) are separated at birth and told their family is dead. Now Brianne, an unscrupulous street hustler, eeks out a living in Atlanta while Alex grows up in Wisconsin raised grows up humble, intelligent and strong, but very naive about the larger world. When they are brought together on a podcast they learn the true meaning of life, love, and family.

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