Their Ganglia is FRIED

The Whiparound

Tumult in the weird news world! Shaun’s got the Big Dumb Thing! Phil dominates in and out of the dojo! Oh, the drama abounds, Citizens, but the Whippersnappers take it all in stride for YOU. This week, they swim through the ups, slosh through the downs, and churn out the hippest, freshest, talks-like-a-narc-iest coverage of the oddest bits of current events in the WHOLE WIDE WORLD. So! Let’s see here. In SCIENCE! Phil has…a story about urine. Ok. Well! He’s ALSO brought a new GAME! And it’s apparently…hm. Also. About urine.

Uh, look. It’s funny, ok? And it’s all coming from ACTUAL news from the ACTUAL world we all live in, so let’s hold our noses and pay ACTUAL attention!

Also. Maybe wear some waders and get to higher ground, because this place is getting soaked by…the Whiparound!

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~Trainwreck Headlines!~

Northeast Philly's St. Anselm Catholic School Accidentally Sold Mother's Day Flowers Stuffed With Thongs

Calling Men ‘Bald’ is Sexual Harassment, Employment Tribunal Decides

Seminary Student Dies While Reenacting Passion Of Jesus

Study Finds 'Deer X-ing' Signs Do Not Affect Where Deer Cross Roads

‘Having sex with women is gay’: White nationalist praises involuntary celibacy

Madonna: ‘A lot of thought’ went into fully nude NFTs of her giving birth to centipedes

~Shaun's Cabinet of the Macabre (or the Macabrenet)!~

Look, Shaun got the Big Dumb Thing. That's pretty Macabre as it is considering it could be way more serious so... like... be fulfilled with that, Citizen.

~Science! ...It Still Matters Damnit.~

Michigan profs push ‘pee for peonies’ urine diversion plan

Pee Synonyms

Slang words for 'to urinate'

~Three For The Road!~

A substance found in young spinal fluid helps old mice remember

Parents sue their son and daughter-in-law, demanding a grandchild or $675,000

Warzone players find XP glitch in King Kong's testicles

Johnny Cash mural on water tower leaking from curious spot after being shot

National bank hit by ransomware trolls hackers with dick pics

Hopkins students create edible burrito tape as part of design competition

~Tags and Hashtags and #Tags~

Whiparound, weird, news, macabre, science, history, games, trivia, headlines, urine, gardening, ganglia, covid, spamalot, theater, tigerschulmann, karate

#Whiparound, #weird, #news, #macabre, #science, #history, #games, #trivia, #headlines, #urine, #gardening, #ganglia, #covid, #spamalot, #theater, #tigerschulmann, #karate

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~~~~~Sounds and Music!~~~~~

Sound effects obtained from...

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Special thanks to DanO for the awesome music!

Check out the songs from the episode and LOTS more great stuff at www.danosongs.com

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Science Music: Feather Duster by Shane Ivers - https://www.silvermansound.com

Feather Duster by Shane Ivers is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 International License. https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

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