The Whiparound Summer Spritzer Special!!

The Whiparound

Join your favorite weird news purveyors in bidding farewell to the summer of 2022 the weirdest-newsest way the bois know how: by pouring fizzy drinks down a cohost’s confused-but-willing gullet! And, you know, sharing some weird news along the increasingly drunken way.

The good doctor took some of the most…IMPACTFUL!...and original cocktail recipes from the past year, slapped them with some effervescence, and presto: spirits become SPRITZERS! What effect will the fizz have on Phil’s alcoholic concoctions? How much bubbly-booze can Shaun take before he bursts? Can either of these silly, silly people make it through the episode without stumbling over the simplest of thoughts? You’ll ONLY find out right here, where we’re not drunk, YOU ARE. Hey. Hey hey. We love you. You guys are our…our BEST, no no; wait. Listen, we mean this. Jussss, jusss wait. We love you, ok? Mhm. Be…because you’re (hic) amazing. You’re so amazing and…and…zzzzzzzzzz…huh? Oh. Right. Cheers! To the Whiparound!

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~Trainwreck Headlines!~

Cristiano Ronaldo statue's penis becoming worn out because of so many tourists grabbing it

Tiktok Influencer's phone number revealed, phone catches fire after thousands of fans simultaneously text

Pole-dancing axe thrower wins world title

Final Words of Accused ‘Duck Sauce Killer’ Are Revealed

Japanese monkey-hunting team shoots woman with tranquilizer dart

Satanic Temple hosts 'After School Satan Club' at Pennsylvania school

~Shaun's Cabinet of the Macabre (or the Macabrenet)!~

Drinking the bitters... that counts right?

~Science! ...It Still Matters Damnit.~

Hey, everyone, Phil here. Go and check the old show notes for the recipes that we made into spritzers! They're there (except for the Creature Feature). Incidentally! The general recipe I use for the "Down and to the Left" is 2-3 dashes bitters, 2oz vodka, and 4oz seltzer. Enjoy truly tasting the flavors of the bitters!

~Three For The Road!~

Pilot Says He’ll Turn Plane Around After Passenger AirDrops Nudes

A woman unknowingly drove 30 miles with a ‘partially naked’ man passed out in her backseat, police say

Scientists Grow “Synthetic” Embryo With Brain and Beating Heart – Without Eggs or Sperm

Two-Year-Old Girl Takes Revenge On Snake That Bit Her - By Biting Back And Killing It

Study suggests threesomes tend to be positive experiences

Portable toilet damaged on video by fireworks in Cumberland Co., suspects sought

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Whiparound, weird, news, macabre, science, history, games, trivia, headlines, alcohol, bartending, gastronomy, mixology, spritzer, fizz, belch

#Whiparound, #weird, #news, #macabre, #science, #history, #games, #trivia, #headlines, #alcohol, #bartending, #gastronomy, #mixology, #spritzer, #fizz, #belch

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~~~~~Sounds and Music!~~~~~

Sound effects obtained from...

www.zapsplat.com & www.soundsnap.com

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Special thanks to DanO for the awesome music!

Check out the songs from the episode and LOTS more great stuff at www.danosongs.com

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Science Music: Feather Duster by Shane Ivers - https://www.silvermansound.com

Feather Duster by Shane Ivers is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 International License. https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

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