The Bovinator

The Whiparound

Quick; someone call Robocod, for a masked Bovine is terrorizing the world! Well, by “terrorizing” we really mean potentially helping humans and every other resident of Earth by way of actually helping save our environment! And, ok, it’s actually a NUMBER of masked cows but STILL! One may or may not be a part-animal, part-murderous cyborg! So. Yes. Tune in to hear how cow burps are POTENTIALLY a very good thing. The whole thing is handled in a very mature way, as well. Sort of. Point is, given the right tech, the proper scientists, and the a certain Good Doctor to explain it all to us, we might just save the human race AND learn something along the way! MEANWHILE, Shaun goes on a mind-wander to a potentially lucrative cybernetic-themed Whipaverse crossover. As he is wont to do. It’s another solid week of weird news gas here at…the Whiparound!

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~Trainwreck Headlines!~

Accidental discovery that scallops love ‘disco’ lights leads to new fishing technique

Striking NoHo Strippers Vote to Unionize

Movie Production Shut Down After Craft Services Refuses to Get More Brownies

Sheep Sentenced to Three Years in Prison for Killing an Elderly Woman

Bermuda Triangle cruise promises full refund if ship disappears

Mysterious ancient giant eggs Down Under laid by Aussie “demon ducks of doom”

~Shaun's Cabinet of the Macabre (or the Macabrenet)!~

He still coughs like he's dying so...we'll count it.

~Science! ...It Still Matters, Damnit.~

Burp-catching mask for gassy cows, designed to reduce methane emissions and slow down climate change, wins prestigious Prince Charles prize

Can methane-zapping masks help cool down the planet?

25 Wonderfully Weird Star Wars Character Names

~Three For The Road!~

Tractor-trailer crash sends 15,000 pounds of hot dog filler onto Pennsylvania highway

Ransomware demands three good demands to restore files

Pennsylvania theme park ride strands riders upside-down

Scientists grow cells on a robot skeleton (but don’t know what to do with them yet)

‘Literal Air Bee and Bee’ Lets You Fall Asleep to the Buzzing of Over a Million Bees

Smart Laser Helps Dog Owner Pick Up Forgotten Poop

~Tags and Hashtags and #Tags~

Whiparound, weird, news, macabre, science, history, games, trivia, headlines, cows, mask, gas, terminator, BovineUniversity

#Whiparound, #weird, #news, #macabre, #science, #history, #games, #trivia, #headlines, #cows, #mask, #gas, #terminator, #BovineUniversity

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~~~~~Sounds and Music!~~~~~

Sound effects obtained from...

www.zapsplat.com & www.soundsnap.com

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Special thanks to DanO for the awesome music!

Check out the songs from the episode and LOTS more great stuff at www.danosongs.com

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Science Music: Feather Duster by Shane Ivers - https://www.silvermansound.com

Feather Duster by Shane Ivers is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 International License. https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

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