Let's Just Skip the Foreplay and Get Right Into It

The Weekly Quarterly Report

Phil finally got his shit together. "Let's Just Skip the Foreplay and Get Right Into It" includes a special announcement from the band ColdPlay, an excerpt from the new book The Missing Man at Pump 5, and an interview with author Henry Henderson. What happens when a reporter encounters a magic gas pump screen that grants his every wish? Follow along as Jack O'Rutherford gets everything he's ever wanted, but at a price.

This episode was written and performed by: Chris Canty, Seif Drywater, Josh Gorton, Alyssa Neece, and Tom Vinson.
Additional vocal performances by: Grant Batdorff, Xzavier Dean, Haley Gillman, Hasan Jafry, Rhian Jonckowski, and Sonny Walls.
WQR Theme arranged by: Josh Gorton
Executive Producer: Seif Drywater
Associate Producer: Alyssa Neece
This is a satirical audio show, comprised of individual stories, some inspired by real events, but the stories are entirely works of fiction. This show is a source of entertainment only. Any truth or actual facts contained in news stories or posts are purely coincidental and are not intended to be factual.

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1. Uber Driver (00:00:00)

2. AZLU (00:04:23)

3. The Missing Man at Pump 5 (00:06:06)

4. Book Critic: The Missing Man at Pump 5 (00:18:38)