On Hold - Pre-Launch Trailer

The Supernatural Protection Company

AUTOMATED VOICE: Hello, and thank you for calling The Supernatural Protection Company, the world’s largest provider of paranormal insurance. Please stay on the line until one of our quality customer service agents is available to assist you.

From haunted houses to hexed health, we here at The SPC believe you deserve quality assistance no matter the issue. We know you have options when it comes to your supernatural protection, and we thank you for choosing us!

Our next available representative will be with you as soon as they are available.

Please continue to hold, your call is important to us!

SAPH: The Supernatural Protection Company is a scripted and improvised comedy fiction podcast set in a universe where the paranormal is so commonplace people just buy insurance for it. It's created and produced by Saph the Something and features a new guest every episode!

You can find us wherever you listen to podcasts, or more directly on social media @TheSPCPodcast.

TUMBLR: @TheSPCpodcast

MASTODON: @[e-mail]

BLUESKY: @TheSPCpodcast

PATREON: /saphthesomething

KOFI: /saphthesomething

The SPC Website

Artwork by Ash Leddy

Hold music is "music elevator" by Jay_You on freesound.org