Are you a pooping Christian?

The Neptune Diaries

Where is your Bible? Is it in the bathroom? Do you read the Word of God while defecating? Is that the time that you have allotted to spend with God? Are you a pooping Christian? If you are...if you do what I described above...you are in the gravest of dangers, my brothers and sisters... You have taken the Throne of Heaven and replaced it with your toilet...Good one. Today, many people are Christians in name only...they are mislead...deceived into thinking that they are in a safe spot with the Lord of Heaven and Earth... So safe, that they need only take a few minutes with Him while they take a crap... For shame... TUNE IN & TURN ON...Tomorrow...I am bringing the fire...