BEARD SALAD #32 – Beach Meat Monster

The Con Artist Entertainment Network

24 Hours after Maynard’s 36th Birthday, the Beardos Three decide to metaphorically visit the beach. Kinda. Subjects attacked: Cobble is going to the gay bar!GAY BAR, GAYY BARRRRRRRYe olde BBS (Bulletin Board System) daysRed Tide stinks Childhood Dick ExperimentsContinuing dick discussionMaynard looks like a wet manatee, so has decided to get fitCraycroft is hyper-fertile, but women can only get pregnant under the full moonThe Con Artist Podcast network #DeathToFanboysCOMIC DISCUSSION! We talk about comics. Also you.If you kids stay in school, one day you might have a dick as wide and red as Maynard’sCraycroft’s bleeds when he gets erectThis podcast is really just a shitty, nerdier version of A Mediocre Time With Tom and Dan. You should go listen to that instead Also VOICEMAILS! Cobble’s strip club stories! The most ed-up dreams we’ve ever had! AND MUCH, MUCH MORE! COME EACHA VEGGIES