New podcast weblogEver wonder what a burnt-out piece of toast and a sarcastic USB-C cable have to say about breakfast politics, emotional meltdowns, and the sinister rise of butter? You’re in the right toaster slot. “Spread Too Thin” is the comedy podcast where two unlikely friends get plugged into absurd debates, poetic breakdowns, and buttery betrayals—one crumb at a time. Expect hot takes, haikus, and a whole lot of emotional crispiness. New episodes drop weekly, unless butter gets to us first.