Ep. 292. The Deadly Shadow: Week 6 Lucky Marinara Hat

Finish It!

This week, Matt solves the case! Well, RE-solves the case. Ok, fine. The case resolves itself. And Chris springs a trap! On himself? Someone else? Listen and learn, dear Users!

https://archive.org/download/292-final/292%20final.mp3

Also, Chris challenges Matt to a round of the Synonyms Quiz (Spy Movie Version), Matt helps Chris make his superspy character in Let’s Roll a Dude, and someone finally gets to go on vacation!

Want to make a dude? Grab a six-sided die and…

LET’S ROLL A DUDE:
SUPERSPY EDITION!

• Spy Type
  • 1. Sweet Talkin’ Spy
  • 2. Hacker Spy
  • 3. Gadgets Spy
  • 4. Stunts Spy
  • 5. Old British Guy Spy
  • 6. Disguise Spy
• Spy Organization
  • 1. Multi-National Peacekeeping Foundation
  • 2. Your Nosey Neighbor
  • 3. Some Big Corporation, seems like Fast Food
  • 4. Detective Club some kids started at their school
  • 5. Private Spy
  • 6. Aliens but they pretend they aren’t aliens but they obviously are
• Spy Vibe
  • 1. World-weary
  • 2. Intense
  • 3. Laid back
  • 4. Smart mouth
  • 5. No nonsense
  • 6. Total mess
• Spy Eyes
  • 1. Darting-Around Eyes
  • 2. Suspicious Eyes
  • 3. Smoldering Eyes
  • 4. Dead-Eyed Eyes
  • 5. Frequently-Winking Eyes
  • 6. Eyepatch Eye
• Spy Scar
  • 1. Right across an eye like where there’s a line in your eyebrow totally sweet
  • 2. Bullet hole in shoulder
  • 3. Burn on butt cheek
  • 4. Laser blast across bridge of nose
  • 5. Briefcase knife on scalp, line where hair doesn’t grow, sweet
  • 6. Both cheeks, Joker-style, real conversation starter
• Spy Gadget
  • 1. Briefcase with built-in telescope, satellite phone and stink gas spray
  • 2. Fake hand with single-shot gun finger, three grenade fingers, and a camera thumb
  • 3. Sunglasses that see through walls, see in the dark and have mirrored edges on the inside so you can totally see behind you
  • 4. Fancy dress shoes that get slippery, sticky and kicky
  • 5. Jetpack
  • 6. Hat that has a helicopter top in it, and also can be thrown like a frisbee and is sharp and also works as a parachute
• Spy Vehicle
  • 1. Sports car (your choice) with turbo boosters
  • 2. Econovan that can dig tunnels and go underground
  • 3. Motorcycle that turns invisible
  • 4. Bicycle with a bell that hypnotized bad guys
  • 5. SUV with tires that can drive on lava
  • 6. Scooter that goes too fast
• Spy Sidekick
  • 1. Smartass kid with a sweet backpack
  • 2. An actual witch
  • 3. Talking dog
  • 4. Guy who you’re pretty sure is a robot
  • 5. Guy who won’t stop pretending to be a butler, no matter what
  • 6. Ninja you never actually see
• Spy Nemesis
  • 1. Evil twin
  • 2. Former partner that you very much betrayed
  • 3. A clone of yourself but way younger
  • 4. Actual James Bond
  • 5. A kid detective who thinks they are smarter than you and they are smarter than you
  • 6. A spy sent back from the future for some reason
• Spy Mission
  • 1. Stop the President of USA from unleashing an ancient evil
  • 2. Steal secret recipe
  • 3. Find out if Amanda is cheating on Max with Randi
  • 4. Recover the lost treasure map
  • 5. Win a million dollars at poker to impress a guy who stole a painting and get the painting and get the guy
  • 6. Travel through time to stop yourself from traveling through time

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