"F9"? More like "FU, audience"

Pop Culture Double Date

"F9: The Fast Saga" was not a good movie. It was, in fact, a very bad movie – worse than "Fast and Furious", worse even than "2 Fast 2 Furious". And the big question is why. Why, with Justin Lin back, with Han brought back to life, and without Dwayne Johnson around to piss Vin Diesel off, did this movie suck so hard? Was it the fact that when every scene is a spectacular action set piece, nothing is spectacular? Was it Vin Diesel's ego? Was it the absence of Chris Morgan in the writers' room? Buckle up, folks. We go deep on this one.