Date 94 - You've Been Very Naughty

Monster Crush

Happy Holidays and, more importantly, Gruss Vom Krampus from all of us at Monster Crush! We finally did it! We released a holiday episode and finally got around to covering the Christmas Devil himself, the one and only KRAMPUS! And it’s no secret that this horny holiday hellion is a smash but you may learn things about this cloven Christmas creature that you didn’t know before. So strap in and strap on for a slay ride unlike any before as Monster Crush looks for the perfect monster to climb down our chimneys and stuff our stockings just right.

Featuring: a Monster Crush Carol, LD is a good girl, holiday traditions - local and worldwide, two songs about logs, Saint Nick: The Saint of EVERYTHING, resurrection of some pickle kids, Flossy & Glossy the reindeer, a bunch of Krampus-kopy-kats, “Krampus is an evil man”, JK Simmons can get it, we love a consensual switching, AND MORE!

CW: mentions of christianity and religious holidays throughout, brief mentions of alcohol consumption throughout, general mentions of child punishment/corporal punishment of children throughout, family members being forced into sex work in a religious story (30:15-30:45), child death and attempted cannibalism in a religious story (31:15-31:45), blackface in European holiday practices (39:30-40:50)

We are proud to be a part of the Sword & Key Network. Our music is by the handsome and talented Nick Lambert. Find him on Instagram @lambertropolis. All other music and sounds are licensed through Epidemic Sounds.