Episode 307 – Mission: Impossible: Dead Reckoning: Part One (2023)

Max, Mike; Movies

Welcome to the next-to-last episode in our “Give Me One More Chance” series. Before we get into this latest installment of the “Mission: Impossible” series (which should be called “Mission: Impossible: Too Many Colons”), we have some unpleasant business to take care of. I’m afraid our top-secret Max, Mike; Movie headquarters has been infiltrated by an enemy agent. Isn’t that right, Bumpy? Or should I say . . . Ethan Hunt?! *RIP* Oh . . . oh geez . . . he wasn’t wearing a mask . . . oh, gross . . . Wow, that’s a LOT of blood. Sorry, my mistake, Mike . . . or should I say . . . Ethan Hunt?! *RIP* Whoopsy-doodle. You weren’t wearing a mask either. ‘scuse-ems. Wow, is my face red. Well, not redder than yours right now, huh Mike? Hah? Get it? Geez, stop screaming. You don’t need ALL your skin, everyone knows that. Seriously, this could be a good look for you. Man, the floor is a mess right now . . . oh, c’mon Mike, listen to yourself: “I’m in agony, I’m hemorrhaging, I’m grotesque.” Me, me, me. Well, it’s not always about you, ok? I’m the one who has to make one of you two mop all this blood up! How about a little sympathy here? Fine, fine, I’ll get you a band-aid, you big crybaby. While I’m dealing with Mr. Delicate here, give a listen to our thoughts on this latest Tom Cruise work.

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