Invade Canada
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محتوای ارائه شده توسط Mad Idears and Sky Joiner. تمام محتوای پادکست شامل قسمتها، گرافیکها و توضیحات پادکست مستقیماً توسط Mad Idears and Sky Joiner یا شریک پلتفرم پادکست آنها آپلود و ارائه میشوند. اگر فکر میکنید شخصی بدون اجازه شما از اثر دارای حق نسخهبرداری شما استفاده میکند، میتوانید روندی که در اینجا شرح داده شده است را دنبال کنید.https://fa.player.fm/legal
Our Canadian brethren are suffocating under the soft velvet robes of monarchy, and it's up to the U.S. to "liberate" their vast natural resources I mean our Northern brothers and sisters. Assuming their border defenses consist almost solely of natural dams built by beavers, should be a quick in-&-out— even though, yes, we do say that about every country we invade. But what adequate force exists to rebuff us? Their frail queen? She's gotta color-coordinate her Brexit outfit. Trudeau? Hopefully his hair can stay that coiffed when we feed him to polar bears. Overaching worldwide geopolitical forces and complex international security arrangements which would overwhelming perceive a unilateral U.S. invasion as an upending of the entire political order? Sorry U.N. dudes, we only speak the English. No idea what you're trying to say. Ep 4: Invade Canada
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