Sex, relationships, and unfiltered, unsolicited, personal and professional advice delivered sarcastically through the mouth of a sailor. From channeling unapologetic "big d*ck energy," to regrettable tattoos, to trolling for sugar daddies, Jen Fassino shares her funny situations, pet peeves, rants, raves, and the scoop you never asked for but will be so glad you heard. Follow along and listen every Tuesday, for stories that navigate life’s trivial inconveniences and will give you nostalgia in a way you never knew existed. Who knows, Jen might just do a solid and prank call that loser ex that ghosted you.