Welcome, one and all! If you like Action, Laughs, and WATER, you've come to the right place! Coming soon to this very webpage, the audio-play adventures of the World's Freakiest Hero, Hero BLOB, will crash through your eardrums! Weekly updates will launch you into the world of this Slimy Centurion and let you experience the full power of his mighty adventures!! I'm Schedel Luitjen, creator of Hero BLOB, and I cry every day at the horror I've unleashed upon the world. Keep an eye on this space, check back often, BOOKMARK IT! If you don't, then you may find yourself regretting it when you're DROWNED IN YOUR TOILET BOWL!!! Just kidding... but Hero BLOB isn't.