Ballerina Farm, the Oh-No Oh-lympics, and Jennifer Garner in an Elevator

Flop Soup

Hi Floptarts,
Have you been watching the Olympics? Did we enjoy France's beautiful gender reveal along the Seine? Should we invite Bella Hadid?
The real star (or flop star) was -- and we hate to say it -- Lady Gaga :( But don't worry, compared to some of the other flops we have for you this week Mother Monster doesn't flop that hard: JD Vance can't beat sofa sex allegations, trad wives are back in a big dark way, PFAS (forever plastics) are actually in condoms, and Southwest perhaps falls the furthest from grace by joining all the other aviation overlords with seat assignments >:P. Seatbelts are required for this floppy ride.
Show Notes:
Quick Flops
The Common Flop Down (as opposed to the rare un-flop): Southwest moves toward seat assignments that passengers have to pay for
German surfer Tim Elter moons The Olympics
JD Vance Sofa Sex Rumors & Fact Checking Flops
PFAS in condoms, PFAS in our hearts, PFAS regulation flops in Congress
The Astor Place Starbucks has CLOSED

Hot Flopics
The Oh-No Oh-lympic Oh-pening Ceremony

• NYT summary

Ballerina Farm

• the original interview
• the follow up "here's what I think about my own interview" opinion piece which is bad
• the NYT profile that features her pageantry breastfeeding pic

Local Flops

• Jennifer Garner stuck in an elevator at Comic Con
• Local man decapitates seagull in Ocean City, NJ

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