#74 - Actually, I Don't Love Steamboats

Don't Be An Idiom

Episode 74: Well boys, do ya want the good news or the bad news first? Bad news? Ok. So there’s no fun way to say this, but you’re being sued. By who you ask? Apparently the folks at Little Tables don’t take kindly to being poked fun at. The good news is lawyer daddy’s found a loophole in the Ohio state legislature. All ya gotta do is cough up a couple of silver spoons for greasy Judge Mancrow’s hairy grandkids. Unfortunately, the Mancrow clan is fertile as all get out! I heard this one story about Sue-Ellen Mancrow, the judge’s 12th daughter, getting pregnant with a shimp baby just by taking a bath in a tub full of king prawns! That doesn’t even make sense! Neither does most of Episode 74. Slurp it up!