DISORDERLY CONDUCT - Manic Monday

Disorderly Conduct

It's the beginning of a new work week! That means it's Monday, for those of you who are unemployed. Join Vince and guest Kim Jong-un as they discuss the issues of the day. In recent days Vince and his #AntiBaconSec forces formed a coalition with pirates and devils to launch coordinated attacks on Ninjatown and forced most ninjas into exile. MyWhiteNinja and MyBlackNinja have gone into hiding as a result. Kim Jung-un will provide analysis of the conflict and offer suggestions on how the ninjas can be defeated. Earlier today Vince visited a Silicon Valley hackerspace called Hacker Dojo in Mountain View and he will share his experience there. Apple has released a new iPhone with finger print scanning technology used to unlock phones. However one can set the device to be unlocked with other body parts as well. We'll investigate! Also, recently Canadian correspondant N1K NAK successfully trolled a Christian Arab talk radio show simply by saying "How about them Jews?" We'll review the tape and access the butthurt.