Don't Judge Me!

Bad Counsel

Sound Bites

• "I love that feeling"
• "I voice record what I'm thinking"
• "Getting a second dog may indicate potential relationship issues"
• "Mmm, nice slow ghost."
• "How much does Tammy like them or the woman? Is she gonna miss the relationship or is she like, yeah, that's cool, we don't have to see them as much?"
• "He actually has my secondary range finder."
• "Now it's dead. Yeah."
• "A rope around its neck."
• "Oh, yeah, at least it wasn't in a pot."
• "Trying to poke her, buddy. That's it. That's the only hole you need to poke."
• "Yeah, smart people are very good at convincing themselves of bullshit."
• "People need to believe in something that is bigger than themselves."
• "I don't think I've ever seen any of my brothers naked, like fully naked, you know, ever, you know?"
• "I mean, look, if you gotta take an emergency shit, like, you gotta take an emergency shit. Like, all bets are off at that point, you know what I mean?"
• "I peed in the pool too. I'm not ashamed to admit it. Don't judge me. Don't fucking judge me."
• "You're stanky."
• "Oh, I can't imagine being on the other side of that, though."
• "Wash the day away from your vege."

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