Megan Thee Stallion: Off Like A Shot

Apologies Accepted

You know who she is so you don't need the backstory! She is a hip hop artist who seemingly overnight was recording duets with Beyonce and Beyonce (seriously what other artist do you need after Queen B?). And then she was famously shot in the foot and the entire world had something to say about it. Megan is now accused of being a liar, called a hero, a prime example of misogynor, the imperfect black woman victim, a champion for truth - her story has been twisted by anyone with a hand to twist - but what really happened and why did it happen?

Tory Lanez is the artist found guilty of shooting her and he has something to say about his innocence and how you don't understand that he couldn't have shot that gun - he's Canadian and Canadians don't shoot people so he's not apologizing! Except he kind of did sort of maybe and we're here to rate the apology and offer guidance to his PR team - don't let your clients on social media or pay phones from jail!