Little Old Lady's Banking Wager (23/365)

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A little old lady walks into the a bank with a bag full of money and insists that she must speak with the president of the bank. She tells the bank president that she has accumulated several hundred thousand dollars over the years and would like to open a trust in the bank. The president is curious, so he asks her, "Where did you get all this money?" and the old lady replies, "I make bets." The president then asks, "Bets? What kind of bets?" The old woman says, "Well, for example, I'll bet you $25,000 that your balls are square." "Ha!" laughs the president, "That's rediculous!" The old lady challenges, "So, would you like to take my bet?" "Sure," says the president, "I'll bet you $25,000 that my balls are not square!" The little old lady says, "OK. I'll bring my lawyer with me tomorrow at 10 a.m. as a witness, and we'll see." The next morning, the little old lady appears with her lawyer at the president's office. "OK," she says, "Let's settle this, time to drop your pants." The president complies. The little old lady peers closely at his balls and says, "Well, I'm going to have to feel them to know for sure. The bank president says, "go ahead, they may not be the roundest balls but they certainly aren't square" Just then, the lawyer starts banging his head against the wall. The president asks the old lady, "What the hell's the matter with your lawyer?" She replies, "I bet him $50,000 that at 10 a.m. today, I'd have the president of the bank's balls in my hand."