The DOGGZZONE welcomes back Michael Swaim for a fan favorite, (and by fan we mean Robert and by favorite we mean excuse to record a podcast.) That's right, it's another episode of BLADESMEN! Ocean Edition Volume: Guh? We find our hero's right where we left off... having done something, somewhere and at some point in time! No time for lukewarm adven…

Seanbaby & Robert Brockway welcome back special guest, Fryda Wolffto the DOGGZZONE! We'd like you to take a moment to think about the sex lives of the DOGGZZONE... it's ok, totally consensual. Really think about it. What do you imagine? It's probably very oily, a little funky, VERY hunky... a little chunky? NO. PREMATURE EJACULATION EVERY TIME. ALL…

Seanbaby & Robert Brockway welcome back special guest, Lydia Buggto the DOGGZZONE! It's HUNK WEEK at the DOGGZZONE so get your lube ready, no more... I don't think you understand, MORE. Now slather it all over and get ready for some skinemax style hunks the likes of which you've probably seen if you're a fan of Green Arrow! They're young, dumb and …

Seanbaby & Robert Brockway welcome back special guest, Lydia Buggto the DOGGZZONE! Ever wanna see Pazuzu whip the horses eyes? Does Klinger's beguilement at equestrian acrobatics tickle your darkest desires? Does the cryptic musings of Bo Derick twist your chaps in knots? The fucks wrong with you? Let's find out as the DOGGZZONE visits the rodeo! A…

Seanbaby & Robert Brockway welcome back special guest, Jason Parginto the DOGGZZONE! How do you save a dying town in the late 80's? Why, through cunning use of systemically racist hiphop! Join the DOGGZONE as they spit hot bars in the face of terrible white peoples' misguided desperation and soul crushing embarrassment!…

Seanbaby & Robert Brockway welcome back special guest, Lydia Buggto the DOGGZZONE! Remember the 80's? Sure, we all do. The wood paneling, the tape rewinders, Aquanet, pachyderm fetish circuses... ah, the bodacious neon glow of memories from a better time, a hunkier, sexier time where the most Belvidere of misters and the sexiest of elephants called…

Seanbaby & Robert Brockway welcome back special guest, Brendan McGinleyto the DOGGZZONE! Rejoice comic book nerds for today after MUCH anticipation, we FINALLY discuss the LONG AWAITED comic book series extravaganza that is: LIBERALITY FOR ALL! You lucky sonsabitches thought we wouldn't, nay, COULDN'T bring LIBERALITY FOR ALL to the unwashed masses…

Seanbaby & Robert Brockway welcome back special guest, Merritt K to the DOGGZZONE! Faith and begorrah! A BloodSport has broken out on the Emerald Isle, and it's heavily underfunded! Join the DOGGZZONE and suffer along to 1998's FATAL DEVIATION, Ireland's first full-length martial arts film starring Jean-Clod Van'Darn and special guest, an utter tes…

Seanbaby & Robert Brockway welcome back special guest, Mark Mahoney to the DOGGZZONE for a deluxe 'old school internet' crossover extravaganza! Mark reprises his role as BADCANDY's candy master in the ultimate test of gastronomical endurance! What's on today's menu you most likely didn't ask?? Why none other than Shaquille O'Neal's genuine Shaq-A-L…

Seanbaby & Robert Brockway welcome back special guest, Eddie Doty to the DOGGZZONE for a few rousing rounds of Muryo Waza! Never heard of it? NEITHER HAVE WE! Join us in a game of madness and menace where none of the points matter and EVERYTHING is on the line! Roll a nat 8 and save a lady with the power of spider violence! Your guess is as good as…

Seanbaby & Robert Brockway, welcome back special guest, Daniel O'Brien to the DOGGZZONE! Airline safety videos from 2015 would not stop singing and dancing directly at you. Passive aggressive digs at your intelligence and wildly inappropriate twerking tots and agonizing ear worms will leave you hoping your flight never makes its destination!…

Seanbaby & Robert Brockway, welcome back special guest, Drew Toothpaste and Natalie Dee to the DOGGZZONE! What does a small fish, some guy, and the front half of a horse costume all have in common? As if it weren't completely obvious, these are but a few of the fantastical creatures that make up Connecticut's Cryptids! Let the DOGGZZONE regale you …

Seanbaby & Robert Brockway, welcome back special guest, Dan McQuaide to the DOGGZZONE! Are y'all ready for a transgender little person incel prieset criminal Pamela Anderson elf secret?'Cause that's what you're getting. It's a Baywatch Christmas special! There's plenty of slow motion running for everyone, just like in nightmares!…

Seanbaby & Robert Brockway, (FINALLY!) welcome back special guest, Rodney Anonymous to the DOGGZZONE to celebrate the holidays in true DOGGZZONE fashion! You know how aging supermodels are super chill people who are firmly grounded, warm, empathetic and the first in line to spread holiday cheer and goodwill towards all god's creatures, (even the ga…

Seanbaby & Jamie Kelly welcome back special guest, Tom Reimann to the DOGGZZONE to do a little dumpster diving! Oh what treasures were found! Widely regarded as one of the most infamous bad movies ever to be put to celuloid, GARBAGE PAIL KIDS the MOVIE will hurt you. Never fear as the DOGGZZONE gang are here on their ATVs of hilarity to help salve …

Seanbaby & Dirk Marshall welcome back special guest, Mark Mahoney to the DOGGZZONE. You're in for a treat as the DOGGZZONE gang report on what just might be the most thrilling, action packed spectacle of espionage, intrigue, lurid romance and just all around film classic, "BLACKBIRD." What's that? Never heard of it? HOW?? It features the LORD OF TH…

Seanbaby & Zack Koontz welcome back special guest, Lydia Bugg to the DOGGZZONE to battle inadvisable robots for the sake of continental dominance and sparse hotdog rations under the looming shadow of ROBOTJOX! Two robots enter, one robot falls over...spies are involved, there's fake baby adults, nut hugging body suits... something for kids of all a…

Seanbaby & Merritt K welcome special guest, Christina H to the DOGGZZONE to glaze over in disbelief at the monument to ultra violence that is RIKI-OH, the story of RIKI-OH!If you'd rather human guts remain exactly where they are in a man's body, you prefer your jaws intact and unexploded, if you have any semblance of decency left, RIKI-OH is NOT fo…

Seanbaby & Dennard Dayle welcome special guest, Brendan McGinley to the DOGGZZONE to traverse the obscenity that is 2012's SHOCKWAVE, the breakdancing/wrestling/timecop """robot"""This one hurts, strap on-IN. IN!توسط The Dogg Zzone

Seanbaby & Michael Swaim welcome special guest, Abe Epperson to the DOGGZZONE to play a few rounds of CREEPY DUDE. Everyone loses!توسط The Dogg Zzone

Seanbaby & Zak Koonce welcome special guest, Dirk Marshall to the DOGGZZONE to discover who would win in a fight between the DOGGZZONE panel and some of cinemas most notorious villians, (also the Jeepers Creepers guy)Happy Halloween! We're giving out mouth guards, check it for razor blades... Fun!توسط The Dogg Zzone

Seanbaby & Dirk Marshall welcome special guest, Rodney Anonymous to the DOGGZZONE. Imagine if you will a movie that is 60% fighter stats, 90% lasers, 10% girl and 100% conspicuous butt weakness! It's TECHNO WARRIORS and it IS your favorite movie. No follow up questions.توسط The Dogg Zzone

Seanbaby & Merritt K welcome special guest, Dan McQuade to the POW! BANG! Sorry... To the DOGGZZOPOW POWBANG! FLURP! Golf clubs... bullshit infomercial golf clubs. Watch out, there's one right behind yoPOWWWBAANGGG!توسط The Dogg Zzone

Seanbaby & Dennard welcome special guest, Mark Mahoneyto review, "Hard Ticket to Hawaii"! Considered far and wide to bea movie, it is generally regarded and furthermore, exists!Those who love movies will absolutely acknowledge "Hard Ticket to Hawaii" as one!Hard Ticket to Hawaii: "You will believe a snake has cancer."…

Seanbaby and Lydia Bugg welcome special guest, Shawn DePasquale to the DOGGZZONE to discuss Dollman 2! Bereft of substance AND incredibly dense? Yes! Demonic toys? YES! Tim Thomerson?? THEY DON'T MAKE ENOUGH DRY PANTIES TO KEEP PACE! Dollman 2 has everything you never wanted jam packed into four infinite scenes. Running time 61 minutes.…

Sean baby, Hana and Erik proudly introduce the majesty that is Gary Coleman... in cartoon form!توسط The Dogg Zzone

Seanbaby and Hana Michels welcome special guest, Erik Barnes to the DOGGZZONE to discuss cash grab cartoons, birds... so many birds, AND just how attractive you REALLY find horses. Answer: We don't want to know, (DM us)توسط The Dogg Zzone

Seanbaby and Brockway welcome special guest, Vanessa Guerrero back to the DOGGZZONE to discuss low octane werewolves and their cum plugging moon rituals!توسط The Dogg Zzone

Seanbaby and Brockway welcome special guest and fellow Cracked alum Michael Swaim to the DOGGZZONE to discuss what can loosely be described as a barbarian comic book but can more accurately be described as, SQUAAAAWWWWK!توسط The Dogg Zzone

Seanbaby and Brockway are joined by guest, Jason Pargin, to rummage through the yard sale that actor/director Vincent Gallo's life has become. Deep discounts on his childhood memories, his racism, and his semen! WOW!توسط The Dogg Zzone

Seanbaby sets an impossible task based on his own vanity: Watch the episode of America's Next Top Model where Tyra Banks inserts herself into the lyrics of terrible songs written by models on half a lunch break. Only Brockway and guest, Dan McQuade are desperate enough to obey!توسط The Dogg Zzone

Brockway slips into his paisley blazer to trick Seanbaby and guest, Merritt K, into watching the 1986 movie Heat, with Burt Reynolds. It's a hardboiled neo-noir detective movie, and a Karate Kid mentor story, and also a Jackie Chan style stunt comedy starring, again, Burt Reynolds.توسط The Dogg Zzone

Seanbaby, Brockway, and guest Rusty Shackles celebrate the bonkers Thai martial arts movie Bangkok Knockout, and mourn the several million stuntmen it surely killed.توسط The Dogg Zzone

After three decades, someone has finally uncovered the pilot for the lost 1990s American live action adaptation of Sailor Moon. Brockway shines the Magical Girl Signal. Seanbaby and Lydia Bugg solemnly answer.توسط The Dogg Zzone

Seanbaby shoots meteors into the sky in the shape of a hot dog, summoning Brockway and guest, Dennard Dayle, to discuss Herculoids - the 1960s cartoon about a drunk family and their four godzillas.توسط The Dogg Zzone

Brockway drafts Seanbaby and Defector's Dan McQuade to discuss D.T. in Dawg Territory, the bizarre children's sci-fi action movie created by, starring, and for the 1988 Cleveland Browns. It's about dog aliens, and the Cleveland Browns have a machine gun in the locker room!توسط The Dogg Zzone

Seanbaby foolishly thaws Brockway and guest, Bryan Stratton, who immediately go on a drunken rampage. Just like in Captain Al Cohol, the 1973 public service comic book about the dangers of Inuit alcoholism that accidentally invented the first superhero who fuckin' parties.توسط The Dogg Zzone

Brockway blows a whistle that only dog murderers can hear, so Seanbaby and guest Tom Reimann come running to discuss the 1991 children's dog adventure movie, Bingo!توسط The Dogg Zzone

Seanbaby wrangles Brockway and guest, Lydia Bugg, for the finale of Playing It Straight - the 2004 reality show about hunting secret gays for profit. We allowed this! We did this! There is no such thing as innocence.توسط The Dogg Zzone

Seanbaby invites Brockway and guest, Lydia Bugg, onto the ol' podcast ranch to watch Playing It Straight, the 2000s reality show about hunting gay people for sport. That's really what it's about! It was a lawless era!توسط The Dogg Zzone

Seanbaby, Brockway, and guest David Bell - henceforth known as The Buzz Boyzz - watch their new favorite movie: The Beekeeper. A gloriously stupid action movie for fearful boomers and bee lovers alike.توسط The Dogg Zzone

Brockway has found more Gorilla Flow, the hour long infomercial of pure madness. He is joined by fellow gorilla piss specialists Seanbaby and Jason Pargin to discuss what this new lore does to the established Dr. Leo Shub Gorilla Piss Universe.توسط The Dogg Zzone

Brockway, Seanbaby, and guest Patrick Reed watch a 1990s Argentinian wrestling show about the toyline from the old 1980s Rambo cartoon. It is NOT about Rambo himself, NOT about the cartoon, it was ONLY an adaptation of the toys, devoid of all context. It is magnificent madness.توسط The Dogg Zzone

Seanbaby enters the octagon with Brockway and guest, William Sellari, only to get the holy shit beat out of them by the new Road House movie. WATCH ME PULP YOUR FACE.توسط The Dogg Zzone

Brockway and Seanbaby are joined by special guest Dan McQuade to discuss Fever Pitch, the gambling scare film that's unsure what gambling is, but thinks it might kick ass. Also featuring: A man being completely destroyed by a salt and pepper shaker thunder slap.توسط The Dogg Zzone

In the final installment of the Wolf Child Trilogy, Brockway is again joined by Seanbaby and Merritt K to discuss Thunder in Paradise, the show about Hulk Hogan and a talking speedboat. Let's see how a single TV episode's plot changes when you replace the main character with a British warg, a little person toy genius, or Hulk Hogan fired out of a s…

Brockway thought the Manimal podcast with Seanbaby and guest, Merritt K, was such a good idea, they're doing it all again with one slight change: It's about The Wizard now, a show about a little person toy genius for the government! That used to be a career.توسط The Dogg Zzone

Seanbaby meets the sinister businessman, Brockway, and lost little wolfgirl Merritt K for a podcast about Manimal - the 1980s TV show about a manimal. You get it.توسط The Dogg Zzone

Seanbaby invites Brockway and Tom Reimann back to discuss a movie they thought they actually loved as children: Short Circuit 2. They fucked up. They fucked up!توسط The Dogg Zzone

Seanbaby is struck by a bolt of lightning and miraculously given sentience! His first order of business: talking to Brockway and guest, Tom Reimann, about how dangerously horny the 1986 movie Short Circuit was.توسط The Dogg Zzone