This week things go a little off the rails in the Feenyverse as Patrick and Britt wonder what in the heck the boy was supposed to learn about the world this time. Was it college shaming or just a warning about the dangers of risky playground jewelry trades? Meanwhile, Britt has to explain to Pat that George Washington was just a person, Pat has to …

This week Patrick and Britt host a fun-packed episode that will surely trigger absolutely no one and is filled to the brim with easy-breezy topics such as underpaid teachers, racial slurs, anti-Semitism and a brief history of Italophobia. At least they get to talk about American sports hero Barry Bonds…oh wait. At least Topanga is back and is weari…

This week Patrick and Britt discuss a rare Golden Girls-Felicity-Boy Meets World crossover episode starring Keri Russell’s early 90s curls (whose springy hotness calls into question the validity of Feeny’s so-called relations once again). They point out that this episode is full of insidious fishing imagery with innocent Morgan being utilized as gi…

This week Patrick and Britt detail Cory’s attempt to fight back against the tyranny of Feeny by convincing absolutely no one (not even two podcasters of questionable intelligence) that he is a genius. Geniuses, in fact, are the hot topic of the episode as both the adult and baby variety are discussed. This episode also includes a shout-out to Eliza…

This week Patrick and Britt were forced to sit (silently), watch (helplessly) and then discuss (sadly) how master manipulator George Feeny oh-so-skillfully brings Cory over to the dark side, forcing him to care about things like studying and knowledge and facts. Partial facts, anyway, as this episode of the podcast also serves as a highly important…

This week Patrick and Britt’s long wait is over when beautiful weirdo Topanga finally shows up. They discuss how her unconventional ways are a breath of fresh air next to “plain wrapped” normcore Cory. All except for one, of course: Patrick and Britt just can’t endorse nonconsensual handcuffed kissing (no means no, Topanga!). There’s also hair talk…

This week Patrick and Britt are forced to choose sides as noted DILF Alan Matthews and snooty teacher George Feeny go head to head in the battle for Cory’s soul. In the end, they decide that it’s okay for Alan to wake Cory up in the middle of the night for chip sandwiches. And that it’s also okay for Feeny to lure Cory out in the middle of the nigh…

This week Patrick and Britt talk adventures in Philadelphia real estate (disclaimer: neither of them have ever been to Philadelphia). They debate Batman vs. Superman, paintbrush vs. airbrush and, as usual, Cory vs. Feeny. Minkus also makes his first appearance, and Pat drops the biggest bombshell so far: they were in the backyard the whole time!…

In their very first episode, Patrick and Britt mostly discuss the mysterious relationship between elderly gentleman snarker George Feeny and his sports-obsessed young pupil Cory Matthews and wonder why curly-haired Cory does not seem to fit with the rest of his straighter-haired family (is a cover-up afoot?). They question whether Feeny’s sister ac…