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Honest, outrageous, distasteful, obscene, coarse and vulgar and that’s just what their friends say... Luke Craig and Peter Rethinasamy are two Stand-up comedians and best friends who are sick and tired of the polished conversations they hear spewing out of the main stream media. The constant tip toeing around what these people think is driving them insane. Tune in for an honest chat on a range of subjects and Dilemmas sent in from their listeners. Beware they don’t hold back. With over 500,0 ...
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Join Luke Moore and Pete Donaldson for an unplanned half hour every Monday and Thursday as they pull on the threads of the universe, seeing where each fascinating one takes them. From ancient history and modern phenomena to the week's events and everything in between, The Luke and Pete Show is your chance to share in the fun of two men with time on their hands and a good idea of how to waste it. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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On this weeks episode the boys talk the “15 most attractive hobbies to women” . Lukes looking for a school for his daughter so they discuss bad schools and of course they talk Diddy and the “freak off” parties. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or me…
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Pete’s struggling to get on board with the latest #BritishCore trend, while Luke is entertained by the American fascination with the mundanity of British culture. This gets Luke pondering what it would be like if Donny were president - he’s convinced it would lead to a lifetime reign! Plus, a visit from Pete’s mum gets the lads questioning what rea…
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Is conceiving a lovechild still an acceptable form of rockstar behaviour? Luke rants about the patriarchy after Pete brings up the David Grohl scandal. Donny’s adamant that the solution to emasculation is simple - just become more pathetic. Plus, does AI actually make your life easier? Email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you can get in touch on X, …
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On this weeks episode the discuss the psychotic people who relax to true crime. Pete gets into a family feud and Jon Bon Jovi talks a woman down off a bridge. They also get int he question why people cheat on their partner and this causes argument between the boys as always. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pet…
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Luke’s accidentally left his car unlocked but the only thing stolen was a pound coin for the shopping trolley. On the back of this, the lads discuss shoplifting techniques and Pete decides he’d steal a Japanese chef knife, naturally. Elsewhere, Donny’s confused why pig milk hasn’t caught on yet. Oink oink! Email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you ca…
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Donny considers joining a retreat for 'entrepreneurial' men in Bali after Luke suggests his true calling is becoming an influencer. Plus, Pete can't contain his excitement over a rare badger sighting. Email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you can get in touch on X, Threads or Instagram. ***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple, Spotify …
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On this weeks episode the Pete offends Luke when he thinks that if he caught something it would have come from him. They also talk the astronauts stuck in space and dilemmas about not being satisfied in the bedroom. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com …
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Have you ever walked into a bathroom and accidentally cockblocked an orgy? Well, one listener is certain he did! In other news, Pete has fallen victim to another theft of his beloved bike and Luke recalls the time a police officer sniffed his hands for signs of excrement. Email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you can get in touch on X, Threads or Ins…
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Luke crowns Disneyland as the people-watching capital of the world, but Pete just can’t see it. Instead, he wants to talk about how similar Giles Coren and Luke are. Elsewhere, Luke tells Donny about some saucy bodice-ripping Napoleonic fan fiction and, after another mention of airports, Luke can’t comprehend why anyone would have four kids, let al…
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On this weeks episode the boys talk Trusting each other. The sexual health clinic, STD’s and we have a dilemma from a young guy who is currently unhappy with his partner and receiving attention elsewhere should he jump ship? If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeand…
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Luke’s ecstatic about the recent Oasis reunion announcement, declaring himself a “proper music fan,” while Pete couldn’t care less. Instead, Donny reminisces about the most punk rock moment of his life: a massive hotdog bun fight in the middle of Wembley Arena. Oh, and Pete wants to know the answer to a very important question: did Luke shit his pa…
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Pete reveals his go-to breakup tactics, while Luke dives into the universal concept of every culture having its own version of a sandwich, igniting the timeless debate: soft shell or hard shell tacos? Plus, the Battery Daddy gets edged with the prospect of another new player. Email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you can get in touch on X, Threads or…
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On this weeks episode the boys argue again about the kind of women they find attractive. Pete says Luke looks like a man off of the show “Love is Blind”. Prenups, wedding gifts and charging people to come to your wedding then they have two dilemmas about nudes and 4 years without intimacy. The boys are on the case. If you have any questions or dile…
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Luke’s baffled that Donny still buys paper train tickets, while Pete wonders if a wax ticket could get you into Madame Tussauds. After that, Pete dives into the banditry of Brazil and Luke introduces the newest member of his family… his Ring doorbell. And by the way, how are you celebrating National Webmistress Day? Email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com…
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Luke's leather shorts and Donny's Game of Thrones-style trip to Bratislava can mean only one thing - summer is here! In this special bonus episode, brought to you in partnership with Beavertown, the lads share some of their favourite summer memories as well as a few hilarious listener submissions. If you didn’t get a chance to share your story, vis…
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Luke and Pete trade horror stories about nature’s weapons of destruction after Alicia Silverstone has a run in with a toxic Jerusalem cherry. Then, talk turns to fake dog turd antics…naturally! Plus, the lads pour one out for the man behind the Democracy Manifest meme. Email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram…
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This week the boys talk kissing your dog, Pete nearly kills Luke with an attempt at an accent. We get a voice not with a question from one of the Sheetsters and we answer the dilemma from a woman who’s Boyfriend let his friend watch them having s*x unbeknownst to her until she heard grunting coming from the wardrobe. Is it time for to hire “S*x Sec…
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Luke gloats about his latest lime bike accomplishment but Pete is quick to bring him back down to earth, reminding him that, technically, he’s mechanically doping. In return, Luke makes fun of his accent. Plus, they can’t let the Olympics chat pass by before they discuss the B Girl phenomenon, Raygun. Email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you can get…
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What’s more impactful, the death of the Queen or WWE? Has Trump been replaced with deep fake AI? And why can’t posh people fathom the concept of a bag of crisps? There’s a lot to cover… Email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram. ***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple, Spotify or wherever you ge…
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On this weeks episode the boys talk about two boys who were switched at birth by accident and one ended up with a rich parent and one with a poor. They answer the question what are the “red flags” they look out for when dating. And a Sheetster has the question “why am I attracting all the weirdos on dating sites” this and more. If you have any ques…
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Pete eyes a new job as a CNBC reporter as he dives into the bizarre story of Robert F. Kennedy Jr.'s bear carcass incident… Meanwhile Luke confesses he’s never bought anything from Greggs - ever! Plus, a listener’s email fuels Luke’s obsession with banana spiders even more! Email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you can get in touch on Twitter or Inst…
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Lukey considers a change in employment, and could you style out a week in a public-facing role, covered in lovely engine oil? Email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram. ***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple, Spotify or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make…
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The boys are celebrating the 100th episode with a beautiful cake from lakes_bakez one our loyal Sheetsters. We also have a word from our sponsors Lucius and Pablo! And the boys talk police problems, a man who’s girlfriend want him to eat the backdoor and they have been sent in one of the funniest stories they have ever heard. If you have any questi…
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Pete’s yearning for some salt liquorice Spunk but Luke can’t jump onboard. Elsewhere, Luke questions if Donny has what it takes to become a taxi man and Pete likens Luke to JD Vance. Email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram. ***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple, Spotify or wherever you get y…
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Donny wonders how long it would take to realise your ball sack was hanging out of your hot pants. Meanwhile, Luke tells the cautionary tale of pressure washing your foot. Plus, Pete ships a durian to the office...because why wouldn't he? Email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram. ***Please take the time to rat…
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On this weeks episode Luke and Pete discuss their outing to buy brake pads and how Luke embarrasses Pete. And they have a couple of dilemmas including one from a man who’s partner is extremely emotional. Can their relationship survive? If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail H…
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Luke declares his love for Mongolian throat singing as they discuss the weird but wonderful Nordic folk band, Heilung. Elsewhere, Pete is certain that European train pornography marked the birth of the internet. Plus, Luke confesses he has to do yet another driving awareness course! Email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you can get in touch on Twitte…
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Is laughing the most effective way to disarm one of the world’s biggest threats to democracy? The lads dive into American history, from the assassination attempt on Trump, to Pete confusing Thomas Edison for a Founding Father. Email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram. ***Please take the time to rate and revie…
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The boys are just answering your juicy dilemmas this week. How could they not with one woman feeling left out because her friendship group had an O*gy and left her out. And a guy wanting to date one of his friends side chicks but his friend isn’t happy even tho he is married. Naughty, naughty what will Luke and Pete say? This and more. If you have …
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Luke’s crowned himself a born hustler after his recent forays into the world of Facebook Marketplace. Elsewhere, Pete tells us how his nan stole Churchill’s thunder with a bassinet full of babies. Plus, has Sammy shit on the floor in sympathy for Donny’s week of having the runs? Email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you can get in touch on Twitter or…
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