One podcast, two guys, three movies; let's ruin everything you love. Join VaN tHe MaN and Daniël YNK Taverner as we rewrite the plots of movies to make them better... Or worse... Who are we kidding, they’re always better after we get our hands on them! We are really good at this. We should be in Hollywood!
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BONUS - The Middle with VaN tHe MaN (featuring Daniël YNK Taverner)
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We're back! It's been a long time, but we're here to announce our second season with a special three hour episode! On 14/01/2021 VaN made the mistake of inviting Daniël to co-host his radio show, The Middle, on Rebel Rock Radio... So, for your entertainment, we present to you the aftermath of that unfortunate lapse of judgement! AND Prepare yourse…
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18. Business Sweatpants
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Here’s the order of destruction: 00:00 - Title Sequence! 03:37 - Are You Not Entertained? 14:14 - Her 41:57 - Spider-man: Far From Home 58:24 - An Important Announcement 01:01:47 - Patreon Breakdown 01:09:44 - End of Show Ramblings Get the extended version of episodes (but not this one because we didn't have time this week, sorry) and more by signi…
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17. Harrison Ford Is A MechaSheep
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Here’s the order of destruction: 00:00 - Beginning 01:30 - Are You Not Entertained? 07:11 - Bloodshot 23:44 - Bladerunner 45:28 - Marley & Me 25:05 - Birds of Prey 51:18 - If KilJoys Rewrote: The Continuing Adventures of Arnold & Steve 58:13 - Recap 01:05:16 - End of Show Ramblings ===================== Get the extended version of this episode and …
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16. Fact From The Future
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Here’s the order of destruction: 00:00 - It All Starts Here 01:50 - Are You Not Entertained? 10:44 - Joker 46:59 - Eragon 01:02:14 - Madagascar 01:08:26 - Recap 01:14:26 - If KilJoys Rewrote: The Continuing Adventures of Arnold & Steve 01:19:30 - End of Show Ramblings ===================== Get the extended version of this episode and more by signin…
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15. She Do A Proper Educate
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Here’s the order of destruction: 00:00 - The Start! 02:22 - Are You Not Entertained? 06:17 - The Bee Movie 10:41 - The Notebook Saga 13:21 - The Bee Movie (Continued) 25:05 - Birds of Prey 42:17 - Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindlewald 58:13 - If KilJoys Rewrote… 01:01:29 - Recap 01:09:18 - End of Show Ramblings ===================== Get the e…
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14. Save The McGuffin Freeman
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Here’s the order of destruction: 00:00 - Here We Go Again! 01:46 - Are You Not Entertained? 13:30 - VaN Rants 24:28 - The Old Guard 42:16 - Toy Story 59:40 - Recap 01:06:03 - GREAT NEWS! 01:08:04 - End of Show Ramblings ===================== Get the extended version of this episode and more by signing up for our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/kil…
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Here’s the order of destruction: 00:00 - BONUS! 00:46 - Gambit 26:23 - Recap of Gambit 33:09 - End of Show Ramblings ===================== Follow us: Instagram - @kiljoyrewrites Twitter - @KilJoyRewrites Facebook - https://web.facebook.com/KilJoyRewrites Email - kiljoyrewritespod@gmail.com
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13. There Is No Definition Or Understanding
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Here’s the order of destruction: 00:00 - And The Shoosting Begins… 01:15 - Are You Not Entertained? 05:34 - Academic Texts Suck! 07:22 - Eurovision Song Contest: The Story of Fire Saga 19:34 - Daniël’s Pain 22:22 - X-Men Origins: Wolverine 48:30 - VaN Gets To Be Smart 01:04:55 - If KilJoys Rewrote… 01:10:41 - Recap 01:24:33 - End of Show Ramblings …
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Here’s the order of destruction: 00:00 - And So It Begins… 00:55 - Are You Not Entertained? 05:30 - Pet Sematary 18:18 - The Croods 34:29 - Top Gun 45:11 - Recap 53:05 - End of Show Ramblings ===================== Follow us: Instagram - @kiljoyrewrites Twitter - @KilJoyRewrites Facebook - https://web.facebook.com/KilJoyRewrites Email - kiljoyrewrit…
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11. Dame David Dench
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Here’s the order of destruction: 00:00 - Start (It’s cold!) 01:32 - Are You Not Entertained? 09:28 - Artemis Fowl 39:25 - The Nightmare Before Christmas 50:22 - Home Alone 01:03:27 - Recap 01:15:42 - If Kiljoys Rewrote… 01:16:20 - End of Show Ramblings ===================== Follow us: Instagram - @kiljoyrewrites Twitter - @KilJoyRewrites Facebook -…
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Here’s the order of destruction: 00:00 - It’s Episode TEN! 01:21 - Are You Not Entertained? 03:08 - Broken Chair 03:42 - Invisible Man 21:56 - Jurassic World 36:42 - E.T. 46:01 - Recap 54:03 - The End of This Ridiculousness 55:27 - If Kiljoys Rewrote… 57:49 - End of Show Ramblings ===================== Follow us: Instagram - @kiljoyrewrites Twitter…
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9. Beatles Prophecy
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Here’s the order of destruction: 00:00 - It Begins 01:17 - Are You Not Entertained? 10:03 - Onward 30:56 - The Breakfast Club 48:18 - Lucy 56:07 - Recap 01:03:48 - If Kiljoys Rewrote… 01:06:28 - End of Show Ramblings ===================== Follow us: Instagram - @kiljoyrewrites Twitter - @KilJoyRewrites Facebook - https://web.facebook.com/KilJoyRewr…
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Here’s the order of destruction: 00:00 - It Begins 01:26 - Are You Not Entertained? 06:06 - Justice League Dark: Apokolips War 16:50 - Monsters Inc. 34:10 - Recap 46:37 - What Do You Think The Story Was? (SPOILERS for Journey) 55:11 - End of Show Ramblings ===================== Follow us: Instagram - @kiljoyrewrites Twitter - @KilJoyRewrites Facebo…
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Here's the order of destruction:00:00 - Theme Song!00:15 - Explanations from Lock-down.01:58 - Finding Nemo24:31 - Are You Not Entertained?30:12 - End of Show Ramblings31:22 - Radio KJR=====================Follow us:Instagram - @kiljoyrewritesTwitter - @KilJoyRewritesEmail - kiljoyrewritespod@gmail.com…
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6. Aunt With An Axe
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Here's the order of destruction:00:00 - A Message From VaN01:00 - Are You Not Entertained?02:25 - The Show Begins!03:30 - Brightburn18:13 - Minions36:55 - Scott Pilgrim VS The World47:27 - Summary Time!01:00:20 - End Of Show Ramblings01:02:01 - Another Message From VaN=====================Follow us:Instagram - @kiljoyrewritesTwitter - @KilJoyRewrit…
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5. Shoot Them To The Beat
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Today we have our first ever guest, Carmen!Here's the order of destruction:00:00 - The Beginning02:17 - Are You Not Entertained?08:42 - Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull35:00 - High School Musical 46:35 - Titanic01:00:20 - Recap and Choose01:08:23 - Mail Time!=====================Follow us:Instagram - @kiljoyrewritesTwitter - @KilJ…
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4. Dope Battle
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Today we destroy:Detective PikachuWatchmenBatman v Superman=====================Follow us:Instagram - @kiljoyrewritesTwitter - @KilJoyRewritesEmail - kiljoyrewritespod@gmail.com
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3. Shenaniganassery
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Today we destroy:Inside OutSuicide SquadIRobot===================== Follow us:Instagram - @kiljoyrewritesTwitter - @KilJoyRewritesEmail - kiljoyrewritespod@gmail.com
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2. Pocahontas & The Peter Parker-Man
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Today we destroy:Spider-man HomecomingPocahontasThe Great Gatsby=====================Follow us:Instagram - @kiljoyrewritesTwitter - @KilJoyRewritesEmail - kiljoyrewritespod@gmail.com
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Today we destroy:ZombielandJawsBack to the Future=====================Follow us:Instagram - @kiljoyrewritesTwitter - @KilJoyRewritesEmail - kiljoyrewritespod@gmail.com
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On the fence about listening? Here, have a trailer!
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