RIP P Nut The Squirrel; Halloween left overs, You can'r outrun the weather, especially in an Altima; SNL and the FCC; Without fluoride in his water, Dave might have been Elon Musk; Juan can wear 2 shoes again; Christmas catalogs for 3rd world countries; Resetting clocks - the struggle is real; If your bull needs castrating, Dave is ready; and more.…

GO VOTE!!; Halloween etiquette; NOLA cleans up for the Swifties but how long can it last; Juan goes to the ER, falls off crutches; Remember when we could still run?; Mosquitoes in late October!; Senior pictures back in the day - no airbrushing, no filters; So you're telling me Beyoncé's NOT gonna sing?; When was the last time multiple good movies c…

Drew Brees honored while Saints season burns down around him; Want fries with your Big Mac?; I've never loaded a shotgun either - but I don't pretend I did; Elon gives away $1 million a day; Success is one possible outcome; What is Snoop Dogg NOT promoting; Mississippi does the time warp again; Dave is almost ready to give up on Dave's Singles; Why…

Dave tailgates with the parents of Louisiana native, viral phenom and Buffalo Bills rookie Keon Coleman; Excuse me but could you jump-off my ambulance?; These bankers got bank; First world problems up in first class; Continued thoughts and prayers for North Carolina; and more. Also available to watch on YouTube. #podcast #dadlife #cajun #louisiana …

Now that's a fire!; We're not in tailgating shape anymore; Thinking of those impacted by Hurricane Helene; So how many criminals have we let in?; School dance group dynamics; Hit and run pursuit; Shorthanded Secret Service; Invasion of the vultures; You ready to go?; Old school beepers are the bomb again; Has Mark Cuban boarded the crazy train?; an…

When the Saints are winning, people stop killing; Fortnite is not a sport; Restaurant booth etiquette; Lining up for weed in. BR; It's take the First Lady to Work Day; Local politician pledges to take on China and Russia; At what point does hurricane debris become just trash in your yard; The pitfalls of the built-in microwave; Seafood City; How do…

Hurricane news coverage has become more performance and less reality (kind of like politics); How much is your deductible?; The Houma TV Hurricane Stick and live call-ins; Dave ALMOST won the Lotto; Bon Jovi saves a life and Jane's Addiction almost takes one; A neighborhood where people cut their grass; Ideas for better government - relocate govern…

Recapping a weekend of football - Nicholls & Saints exceed expectations; When the couple from ESPN that everyone laughed at is related to you; Refurbed Superdome, same old staff; Dave avoids Boubon Street and finds a historic chuch; A cigarette machine in a bar? You know you're in a cool place; Juan's friend Cozy Len makes it to The Voice; Park duc…

Juan's dad turns the big 9-0; Showing up for fantasy football draft ready to take on anything; How long is too long to respond to a patient's hospital call button?; Lying for the sake of lying; Hoping to create a viral moment; If you died in your workplace, how long would it take your co-workers to notice?; When I said we didn't have any, what I me…

The countdown to football season; Cheers to Dave's Aunt Marion; Any good eulogy includes untold stories of childhood mischief; If you're gonna drink in a cemetery, you might as well drink Miller Lite; Hiding in church; Upselling at the funeral home; The Hobby Lobby urn will do; Juan's daughter makes the news; Is that hernia mesh supposed to stick o…

When did checking your temperature become such a challenge?; Holding your tongue in church; Hey, remember that assassination attempt?; Secret Service agents have on-the-job problems, too; Time to stock up on salad dressing and marching shoes; The most chill high profile interview ever; Business 101 - cost determines price; So while you're here, go …

Learning the rules to Olympic sprinting; The last time D & J thought about Break Dancing, dudes were spreading cardboard across the floor at the Iron Horse; How about some NIL money for scientists, engineers, etc.?; When the Secret Service has to pee, they're gonna pee; Let's just vote tomorrow and be done with it; What's worse after surgery - brok…

Chili Fritos vs live termites - who ate better last week?; Juan's adventures in Costa Rica; Plane boarding chaos; If your job is to enforce the rules you might want to learn the rules; It's birthday week as Casa del Martin; Hey Google, where'd that story go?; Say her name - how?; Taking the basement strategy and running with it; Dave is just one de…

Just when we thought we were out, they pull us back in - brother; Even the conspiracy theories have conspiracy theories, Bringing every guy over 40 back to his childhood; Amber Rose, Hulk Hogan, Dana White and Kid Rock walk into a bar...; When CrowdStike stikes; Yes, it was broken and yes, I made it worse; Accent discrimination?; If I haven't seen …

They said it couldn't be done -- One hour, one topic. Any guesses what we're talking about? #cajun #podcast #dadlife #louisiana #republicannationalconventionتوسط Dave Martin & Juan Simoneaux

Dave preps for Hurricane Beryl; Fiber is the real deal; How the Weather Channel reporters are really just hurricane cheerleaders; We miss Bob Breck; Breaking news on a new flavor of Coca Cola - you heard it hear first; Seems like every country declared independence from England; I'm not an electrician, but...; Can you make assembly instructions any…

Happy Birthday, USA - obviously, there's someone in the country older than you; Who knew? Pretty much everybody; Coach Belichick hits da bayou; Can I retire yet?; JaMarus Russell - volunteer and philanthropist; If you make it there, you can make it anywhere; Survey says whatever the financer wants it to say; Now available in West Baton Rouge, 40,00…

What do Waffle House, Fabuloso and Tik Tok explosives have in common?;The great debate debate - to watch or not to watch; There's no outrunning a drone; Baton Rouge makes yet another bad list; Apparently Shreveport's financial "district" isn't very financial; D & J haven't lost anything in Europe; Your mind doesn't realize you're old but your body …

For two guys who never watch the WNBA, D & J sure seem to talk about it a lot; Father's Day comes is at number 17 on the list of most popular holidays; Gift giving and getting for dads; Shopping anxiety; Mismatched socks - close enough; Grilled cabbage - it's a matter of taste; Baton Rouge retakes the title of Murder Capital of the World - apparent…

Going outside the outhouse - yeh, that's close enough; More fun at the pool - wasps and 2-fer lifejackets; It was supposed to be vacation!; Dave's pre-occupation with burnt light bulbs; If Liberace and Elvis had a hunting camp; Room for 20 people, 6 towels!; How 'bout you put a shower caddy in their, bruh?; Restaurant bathroom horrors; A worthwhile…

Hey WNBA, you might want to stop biting the hand that's feeding you for the first time ever; In the battle of Juan versus the dog, the dog leads 1 zip; Your provider will be with you shortly; Dave's rental car attendant literally couldn't care less...until; Baton Rouge's Summer of Hope (I Don't Get Shot); Give the cops some room, why don't you; Whe…

When your favorite beer pub paves "paradise" to put up a pickleball court!; On Memorial Day, honoring those who paid the ultimate price; Dave goes back to the classroom and needs new stories...or does he?; My stuff is valuable, your stuff is junk; How do you become a Master Gardener? Ummm, there's a guy in your backyard with IV tubes hanging off of…

Juan's dad has a chat with Coach Dennis Allen; Who's on social media more - Jerry Seinfeld or Jon Bon Jovi?; At least Bill Cosby didn't cuss; The temptation of Sam's Club; Dave goes on a graduation weekend - how many Valedictorians are too many?; Tips on the perfect graduation speech; Divorced Dads' Sunday at the pool; Gotta wonder what this guy's …

Dave gives an update on his mom; Hospital rooms and nursing schedules aren't designed for visitor sleepovers; Even on Mother's Day, every mom has a favorite child; Juan's "political" career has begun - can the end be far behind?; Baton Rouge Crawfish Cookoff - almost as bad as Crawfish Day at Nicholls; A cake with a touch of cayenne - surprisingly …

Drive thru pranks; Playing doctors and explaining hiatal hernias; When flight attendants overshare; At today's proms, the actual prom is the minor event of the evening; Patenting advice from D&J - marry somebody rich; America's Resort is impossible to find but really, really nice; What your choice of a walkup song says about you; NFL approves helme…

We're taking the culture up a notch with a trip to the opera; The proper pronunciation of Giovannia; High school plays go "old school" with Footloose; If your gonna expect a high school graduation gift from me, I better at least know who you are; When you work for a lawn service in South La, being comfortable around snakes should be a prerequisite;…

Accidental vocal improvements; Farewell to Tiger; Every day is tax day - for some, more so than others; Would you mind picking up the tab for this Mazerati I bought myself?; Tales of the eclipse; Plenty of seats here in the front; Sometimes unappreciated elementary school "talents" become a career path; Young people don't listen to radio; Shhhhhh, …

Congratulations, you survived the eclipse; Whether it's maintaining a bald head, or getting a good haircut - it ain't that easy being a guy; Kid Rock, Tucker Carlson, et al take the stage in Gonzales; D&J disagree with Governor Landry; Will people watch Caitlin Clark in the WNBA? How high is too high in a football stadium?; The real impact of infla…

D&J's view on the best and worst Easter candy; Juan's failed attempt at watching the basketball game while paying attention in church; Repping your junior high; No matter how much weight you lose, never toss your fat pants; The Easter unicorn; Napping for Easter candy, all Lent long; Gypsy Rose heads back down da bayou; Bond out your friends for th…

A unisex bathroom in the airport is one thing but a unisex sink takes it too far; Remember, it's not their money, it's your money; WalMart locks up wife beaters - but not the ones you're thinking of; You're gardening is cutting into my drinking time; Please don't let your dog crap where I eat; Dining on the Manager's Special and big beers; Memories…

A 32 hour work week? Will we still get time to play bingo?; The biggest lotto winner - the government; You should tip more to make up for the poor tippers in the room; Two Live Crew brings their party to Baton Rouge; All problems solved - US government to investigate McDonalds' ice cream machine breakdowns; Tips to make airport bathrooms more sanit…

Who cares if he's in a suit - you put a cane pole with a hook & an ice chest of bait in front of a Cajun, he's gonna fish; Dave opens in Bama for the SEC Shorts guy; Juan exists on Fruit Loops, ice cream & Doritos; Our ideas on props for Napoleonville Middle School's the Cajun Wizard of Oz; The state of the union is _________ ; Kerry Von Erich, The…

Cool pins on jean jackets - that's how we rolled in the 80s; The never ending saga of cable/internet service providers; Clipped your main power feed - no worries, bruh, I've got electrical tape; Thanks for the 4 am text AT&T - next time skip the text and keep your $5; Want to avoid longer jail sentences in Louisiana? Don't do anything that lands yo…

Does winning American Idol still mean anything? - ask Laine Hardy; Houma's hidden wedding gem; Fun with Cajun last names; Down da bayou - it's all relative; Are today's tattoos or girls yesterday's earrings on guys?; Wyoming - it's for real!; Beware of extreme avalanche conditions; Dave pitches his idea for a new reality show; Getting old - one pai…

Judgements? Fines? Forget that, have you seen these cool new shoes?; Live from Sulphur; Putting a wrap on Mardi Gras - Juan pops in on Dave's mom; Notes from a new listener; Sure it's fine to leave your car unlocked AND running - it's Thibodaux; Calling all police - Louisiana needs you, and New York doesn't car about you; Hey America - is it enough…

Neighbors - meeting and avoiding them; I know you, you know me and that's enough; It's okay if you like something and someone else (including me) doesn't; Lazy Mardi Gras float riders means more cheap crap for me; Hey bruh, can you watch this gas can for me?; When a DJ on a parade float really just wants to be a singer; When your social security nu…

Thanks listeners who take this stuff more seriously than we do - proliferation drug commercials; explained; Donuts on the practice field; What's it take to keep a dog in the bed of a pickup? Road hazards - Juan recounts his first wreck and animal fatality, and Dave re-hits a deer; Odd smells on roadtrips; Economics 101 - they're still telling lies;…

150 episodes - who would have guessed we'd last this long!; How to greet someone you haven't seen in a while; Local news dress standards seem to different for weathermen and weatherwomen; The simple joy of a rain gauge; When you feet get wet it's time to break out the white rubber boots; Track suit, warm up suit, joggers - what it that thing called…

DeSantis launches 2028 presidential campaign - well, sort of; So you're saying there's a problem at the border; No need to get off the drugs Baton Rouge - the police department has your "free" Narcan hook-up; Government budgets don't want to save money; How many football analysts do we really need?; What to watch on TV since there's never anything …

Brrrrr, this Global Warming sure is cold; Hey Buffalo, if you can't manage to play football in the snow, how 'bout you put a roof on the new stadium?; Happy MLK Day; What's the bigger pain - covering plants for the freeze or replacing them in the Spring?; Faulty plane door? No worries, we'll avoid flying over water; Useless but addictive social med…

Saints season ends - Jamies is gonna Jameis; "Derek Carr is a sexy man," says Dave; A fondness for nasty Chinese buffet; Cat Williams lights the comedy world on fire; RIP Starsky; Gypsy Rose Blanchard brings attention to Cut Off; Leave The World Behind - conflicting opinions; Tips for real estate agents; Juan gets annoyed by new church goers who do…

Do-Rags, Sunglasses AND the world's largest selection of knives, swords & daggers all in one place!; The nostalgia in your childhood bedroom; The indoor pesticide spraying flit gun; The holiday Charcuterie board; Helping your kids put something together is the same as doing it yourself; Lesser gifts get biggest reactions; WTH are "snappy" clothes?;…

The Merry Christmas (not happy holidays) episode.توسط Dave Martin & Juan Simoneaux

Levels of freezers; Tips to the Weenie Spaghetti Cook-off competitors - keep it simple; Secret Santa gift exchanges - not fun; Gifts to co-workers - another hard pass; When a guy says he doesn't need anything for Christmas, he means it; Holiday charities need to means test recipients; Ethically Manufactured in China - yeah, right!; Aren't you tired…

Dave heads back to Key West to relive his honeymoon (minus the jorts) 30 years later; Why wrap FRESH seafood in bacon?; Testing seasickness preventatives - dramamine vs edible pot gummies; Captain Tony's - no cleaning required; Dogs on a plane - no thanks; Uber adjusts rate after the fact; Truro car rentals; Hey, have you heard Juan's Thibodaux sto…

Key West, here Dave comes; Once again, the Saints crash, recover and burn all in one game; Security high but booths are small at Rogan's Comedy Mothership; Questioning the reality of moon landings; A nice rain gauge makes a great gift; Juan stalks Olivia Dunne - not as impressed as he thought he'd be; I live LITERALLY right across the street; Ask h…

Well HELLO Dolly; Post Thanksgiving weigh-ins; Juan spends 8 hours in the ER with his wife and complains about what a burden it was on HIM; It was almost the first ever podcast recorded in Paincourtville; Dave arms himself to supervise utility workers spray painting whatever; Hall & Oates go to court; Joe Rogan here I come; Counter protesting to sa…

The Weenie Spaghetti Festival & Cook-off - Mark your calendars; Holiday meal prep; Thanksgiving turkey vs ham vs steak; Cover that open dish with a paper towel and it'll be fine; When food tastes like a house smells; Dave attends a "fancy" wedding and wonder's if the bride's parents are still expected to pay for the wedding; Wedding reception songs…

Are you ever too old to help a friend move furniture? Heck yeah, you are!; Got leg cramps - eat a banana and sleep with a bar of soap; The Christmas Marketplace with everything from photos with Santa to stun guns; When is a compliment to one person an insult to another?; I got 1,000 channels but nothing to watch; Just because they laugh doesn't mea…

Have you ever danced in the kitchen 'til the mornin' light on a Louisiana Saturday night?; Who's more Cajun?; Baton Rouge hosts expungement fair; People you don't want to bump in to in places you shouldn't be seen; Dave's optimum time to hit WalMart; If you thought 4 pools at one home was over the top....; When Waze takes you to the hood; Our "lead…