Fallout! Cataclysm! Ascension! It's time. The Shiron Incident is here, and it's going to take more than meetings and corporate-set targets to resolve. A Middle Manager. A Salesman. A Mechanic. A Janitor. That's who we've got. But the occasion has arrived to be more than our job titles. Now we have to be something new. The overtime-worthy conclusion…

A Fond Acquaintance! A Heartbreaking Reunion! A Bygone Guardian! There lies a place in this world, where the mortal and the divine meet. In this place, Usiah Jet and her followers left their mark, changing the world as they did so. It now lies to four Parchment Company Employees to rise to the occasion and change it back. The Chronos Scar lies ahea…

Adventure Anniversary! Baffling Bureaucracy! Caviling Criticism! Armed with burdensome knowledge, we march for Unity, the capital city of Toth! To get ahead of Amnetie, we will need a shortcut - and such a door lies just ahead! But after a bloody history the natives of Toth are not trustful of Yamirsans. To continue forward, the Away Team will have…

FINALLY! SOME! ANSWERS! Toth has not been what our heroes expected - but luckily, an old friend has found us! And they want to take us to see their boss... who the heck is making an appointment with us all the way up here? For a year, The Away Team has wandered in the dark, surrounded by mystery and unanswered questions. That's all about to change.…

New Frontiers! Titilating Mystery! Ol' Fashioned Justice! Ah, a good old classic adventure! The Away Team head into the Republic of Toth, eager to solve mysteries and fight monsters! Back to basics, with no complicated politics or uncomfortable questions! Only... where is everyone? The Shiron Incident is only days away, but its going to be a dull a…

Gravity! Emotions! The Path Ahead! Things are looking dire. Amnetie's plan is succeeding, one of our own is falling. But our favorite Parchment Company Employees aren't beaten yet. What is the Chronos Scar? Who might be out there, watching us? What friends might be willing to help us? How exactly did Frankie wake up in that place? There are answers…

True Colours! True Danger! True Feelings! The stage is set: four battle-hardened generals, willing to lay down their lives for Yamirsa's most notorious terrorist... verses four regular-old Parchment Company Employees. The winners decide the fate of Manafei Village, and the losers might not get a chance to even go home. Everything that's come before…

Devilry! Duplicity! Dance Partners! Our work trip to fix paper production has gotten all wrapped up in family drama, and things are spiraling out of what a mediated conflict resolution meeting can repair! The forestry machine is coming, and when it arrives the King of the elves means to lay down the law... for good! But something is lingering just …

Garden Grandness! Family Feuds! Actual Anagnorisis! Master Speck has hitched a lift, and we all know what this means - it's time to watch out for shenanigans! The Away Team (with one aforementioned wandering hero in tow) have come all the way to the Manafei Forest to get parchment production moving again - but as always, magic is afoot and nothing …

Independent Contractors! Unfortunate Swashbucklers! Convenient Hitchhikers! Ah, another day, another dollar, another day at the parchment company, another nautical journey into unfamiliar territory... Wherever our three Parchment Company Employees and one Independent Contractor go, peace and tranquility are sure to follow! Enjoy a nice, peaceful se…

Friends! Family! Ex-coworkers! With the events of The Wish Scroll behind them, our favourite Parchment Company Employees can finally take five and catch their breath. Or they should be able to do that, but they have a 9am meeting with Janderson that might not go particularly well.... Flynn owns a mistake, and speaks his heart. Karen uncovers a shor…

Ruin! Revalation! The Rebirth of a Nation! When everything is gone, all you have left is each other. Flynn, Idopher, Frankie, Karen and Silver are all that remains, with only one place left to go. At the end, we return to where it started. Even though we find ourselves in a drastically different world, some things will never change. Flynn will alwa…

Rescued Regents! Perfect Plans! Unpredictable Ugliness! The reunited Away Team has caused a mess at the Yamir City Prison, but they have the tools to tidy it up! Time to walk away without a scratch, and then it's off to topple the reign of the false Emperor, clean as a whistle! Nothing could possibly go wrong! But this world created by the wish has…

Prisonbreak! Reunion! Vindication! We went in looking for a rightful emperor, and instead we found an absolute short king! Barrington has been found, and he's made a friend! Now all we have to do is get him out safely! Good thing none of our party have reason to cause him harm, right? Our alternate-universe heroes are almost home free - their victo…

Breaking! Entering! Tomato Soup Fights! The place: Yamir City Prison, where our hero's once swore they would never go. The target: Silver Tyminious, the secret boy emperor. The goal: bust him out to mess up Emperor Marvelous's evil plans! Our favourite elseworldy parchment company employees finally have a shared goal - will they learn how to work a…

Storytelling! Spycraft! Subterfuge! Flynn is desperate to get on side with his friends, but things are getting a little too complicated for the little guy - when will he relocate his aptitude for sales so he can sell them on another reality? Meanwhile, Fashion Model "I" has bought his new acquaintances to Resistance HQ - where some familiar faces a…

Concerning Inquiries! Suspicious Invitations! Questionable Enforcement Practices! CEO Karen Stonecutter, was having a pretty normal day, until ruthless weapons manufacturer Flynvar Onagon came to visit her in her office and started talking crazy talk. But he seems to know some things he shouldn't, and she has no choice but to trust him for now. Mea…

Strange Circumstances! Upsetting Usurpers! Anomalous Acquaintances! Have you ever woken up and things just feel off? You can't quite put your finger on it, but something's different. Flynnvar Onagon is feeling a but like that today, only everything's totally normal. There's probably no reason to even listen to this one. Who wants to hear a podcast …

Conscription! Doxxing! Catastrophe! On a stormy winter evening, Flynn receives a knock on his door. Without time to plan or gather his allies, he gets roped into a Yamir City Guard mission to finally capture Mister Marvelous... Meanwhile, Karen, Frankie and Idopher are enjoying a quiet evening listening to the rain - but a decidedly less relaxing s…

Intrigue! Politics! Social Engagements! The Away Team is once again back home with some space to breathe - so it's time to gather at Karen's for a long awaited dinner party! But despite the return to Yamir City, all is not peaceful, and old rivalries are stirring... Idopher gets some exercise. Frankie put on his pyjamas. Flynn goes underground. Kar…

High-Altitude Conflict! High-Concept Setpieces! High-Stakes Personal Drama! Whero took advantage of the Away team's kindness, and now he's going to feel their professionally-developed wrath (reserved only for evil dragons and people who take other people's lunches from the communal fridge!) Our heroes go toe-to-toe with one of the most dangerous cr…

Herpetology! Hoplology! Ferroequinology! The party have reached Professor Peridot, but even now not everything is as it seems! It's time to learn about some baby care, some general history, and some great not-at-all-concerning lore! Plus free stuff - neat! All well that ends well for the Away Team as we finally get to finish an adventure without fi…

Nocturnal Interrogation! Geological Avation! Mountaintop Consternation! Our heroes have arrived in Torrago Nook, but they have not received a warm welcome! Not only is Professor Peridot busy elsewhere, but the Away Team is being told to vacate first thing in the morning! Luckily, we're familiar with trespassing by this point, because our favorite p…

Uphill Exploration! Awkward Onboarding! Legendary Heroes! For months, the JBPC Away Team has heard tale of Master Speck - his impossible feats, his awesome power, his unreal handsomeness! Finally faced with a chance to speak with such an important figure, will they make the most of the opportunity? Or will they obnoxiously talk over each other and …

Spelunking! Spe-camping! Spe-llcasting! With the trials of Titan's Slumber under our belts, now to head up the mountain to Torrago Nook, to find Professor Peridot and see what we can find out about Welby! After a little R&R, it's time to hit the road! But for our favorite Parchment Company employees, it can never be that simple, can it? Not only is…

Matricide! Mastership! Many puzzling questions! The Grotto has presented its final challenge, and now that our favorite Parchment Company Employees have their powers back, our tried and tested heroes have one last hurdle to clear. What move will the Broodmother make against the Away Team? What happens once the chimes are rung? What is the essential…

Loyalty! Integrity! Heroism! The trial of the mimics continues - Karen has a win under her belt, and now it's up to the boys to show they have what it takes! Idopher must deal with an interloper in Master Speck - but after that, who's next? Surely there's no childhood trauma to process, right? One thing is certain - there is more than meets the eye…

Mentorship! Teaching! Forcing your friends to learn things! Deep beneath Titan's Slumber, the Away Team has come face-to-goo with the mimics, who are testing their domains in the most fiendish of ways! First up is Karen - how will she handle having to rely on her co-workers to do what she usually does best? The trials are well underway - but what i…

Strange Rituals! Fashion Icons! Forbidden Cutsies! With their Amulets stolen and their magic far out of reach, The Away Team have to rely in their wits and cunning to get onto the stage of Titan's Slumber and take them back! And once they get there, they'll need to *shock horror* acknowledge their own talents! Now is not the time to stay humble dea…

Festival Vibes! Familiar Faces! Unfortunate Betrayal! Despite taking on a short side-adventure, the Away Team have run into their usual trouble, but they wont be able to solve it in their usual way! The Amulets have taken after Welby, and picked the worst time to misbehave! It's now four non-magical parchment company employees facing down a hardene…

New Destinations! Concerning Visions! Misbehaving Hatchlings! It's back on the road for our fearless parchment company employees, and sales isn't the only reason to head north! The Administrator's request is starting to look more and more necessary as our new friend Welby is making himself at home in Yamir City! Time for another adventure, this tim…

Requests! Romance! Restitution! The Away Team are finally able to relax after their Hives excursion led to a night of terror, which led to... a child's birthday party. That was some weird progression. Anyway - we're back in the city and ready to just slide back into that work-life balance! Frankie can't sleep, and goes for a walk. Karen faces conse…

Incarceration! Celebration! Long-awaited consternation! The Away Team may have taken care of Bobby, but they also accidentally crossed paths with The Admiral - and she is not happy to learn what they've been up to! To a prison we go! One with... comfy coushions. And crepe paper... and carnival rides? Ok, are we sure this is the right episode? It is…

Expeditious Escape! Unstoppable Undesirables! Moral Maladies! The jig is up and the arena is collapsing, and as always, at the center of it all is a quartet of parchment company employees! The ever-terrifying Bobby simply will not quit his mission, so our 9-5 heroes are going to need to get froggy or end up at the bottom of the creek! Have you ever…

Revelations! Reunions! Really Frightening Adversaries! The Away Team is about to get a peek at the other side of the curtain... and it's not going to be another fun puzzle! Mr Marvelous has been playing his own games... and he's ready to introduce a new player! Meanwhile, Frankie is getting his own glimpse behind the curtain - and what he learns wi…

Perplexing Puzzles! Lamentable Lobsters! A Vacuous Void! The Away Team is diving head-first into their heist - but the way in is lined with cunning brain-teasers meant to test their wits and their resolve! Meanwhile, Frankie has a head-scratcher of his own - how do you stop a 7-ton lobster from eating you? The plan to snatch Mr. Marvelous's scroll …

Blackmail! Heists! Otherworldly Adventure! The Away Team has finally made it home to Yamir City, and they barely have time to mourn their fallen friend - but already they're being pulled back into the insidious world of organized crime! Our old friend Hoss has made his move, and even one member short, our favourite parchment company employees are g…

A plan successful. A threat handled. A team broken. Asus and the lava golem are no longer a problem, but the cost the Away Team paid might have been too high... Flynn learns Poet's true motivations, and loses an asset. Idopher picks up a new skill from Mol, and takes on a task. Karen reconciles with baby sister Elecast, and makes a public display. …

Courage! Conflict! Culmination! Asus has shown his spots, and the Away Team is in a bit of a sticky situation! The dastardly foreman of electrum means to do away with us and make his fortune all in one stroke, but does he have the fortitude to get it all wrapped up? There are things about the nature of electrum that not even Asus knows, and we're a…

Perplexity! Perfidy! Penultimation! The Away Team is literally boxed in! Though at least with the Drider dealt with, the way back should be free of danger... right? Back to Asus we go, with a pocket full of completed sidequest and a trade deal to finalize! Everything should be wrapping up nicely... only, why isnt this Hiveward Bound's last episode?…

Dangerous Driders! Destinative Doorways! Devilishly Demanding Dueling! The Away Team as far into trouble as they are out of their comfort zone - miles underground and surrounded by lava, with a spider/elf monster breathing down their necks, and yet they continue to push their limits. One wonders if it has even occurred to them how bizarre their liv…

Suspicions! Subcontracting! So Many Spiders! After a long and colorful journey, the Away Team have finally gotten Murphy to his destination! However, deals are never simple for our favorite parchment company employees, and Asus Diamondheart wants a little favor in return for doing business together... So back into the fray we go, to clear the path …

Coded Discourse! Vertical Excursions! Gibbering Danger! The underground is not being kind to our Away Team, and it appears to only be getting nastier! Something is coming, and after their fight with that damn roper, they're not in any condition to stand their ground! Tensions are running high and electrum is running low, but our destination is not …

Maternal Disputation! Subterranean Exploration! Stelagtital Confrontation! To the Underdark! With a mission at hand and a guide in tow, the Away Team is ready to go trekking underground into some of the spookiest and most dangerous territory in all of Yamirsa - are these city folk ready for the widest of wildlands? But first... Karen has been dragg…

Familial Bonding! Backstory Locations! Arrest warrants? Getting to The Forge was half the fun, but now that The Away Team is in the heart of Dwarven civilisation, it’s time to do what they do best: business! Wheeling, dealing and ready to make a fortune, our relucant heroes are finally able to use their considerable business acumen to help Murphy, …

Friendly Wildlife! Alpine Adventure! Near-death Experiences! The road through the hives is super fun and filled with fascinating experiences - fresh air, beautiful views, bloodthirsty yetis... wait, what was that last one? A teeny tiny encounter with a mountain beast turns into a short detour turns into a short quest to find one another amidst the …

Trade Deals! Trade Shipments! Trade-ing Locales! It's time for a brand new quest - this time further than the Away Team has ever away'ed! Murphy, our friendly neighborhood merchant of Completely Legal Fineries is ready to make a deal to bring electrum into the city, but he's going to need to help getting to The Hives! Surely setting up a simple tra…

Adult Conversations! Secret Plans! Tested Friendships! Our amateur adventurers have been trialed and tested and come out on top again and again! But the strain of maintaining their private heroics have started to put cracks in some of our brave office worker's foundations. Flynn maintains his image. Idopher falls in with a new crowd. Frankie gets s…

Primate Pursuit! Curious Conversation! Satisfying Speeches! There's no ifs, ands, or buts here - a mischievous monkey has stolen the Question Box away from our intrepid office workers, and they will have to get it back at any cost! Time to run through the jungle, and don't let our thief look back to see! Will the Away Team recover the relic they ha…

Jungle temples! Contraband discussions! Evasive truths! The Away Team has questions, dear listeners, and the box has answers, but first they have to navigate that most terrifying of prospects: camping. Yes folks, we're deep in the jungle now and there's no soft beds for these weary travelers. A friendly face and a kind ear is all they'll find in th…