Things They Hid From You About Cereal Mascots

White Girl Black Husband

Once upon an evening, White Girl asked Black Husband, "Do you know where Toucan Sam came from?". Now ordinarily this question would be weightless, yet, somehow on that warm summer evening, the question hit him as hard as the gamma radiation now streaming into his eyes. You see, he was outside picking an apple pie off the windowsill and walking indoors to greet her. The question disturbed him. Stalked him into his dreams. Months, and then years passed. And then it happened upon Black Husband that a note slid under his desk at work. 'Seek the truth', scrawled in the food coloring leeched by soggy cornflakes and wet milk. So he did. Today, he reveals all that he discovered. Strap down. You can watch our anime 'Scifi Testament' on our YouTube channel of the same name and you can support the vision at patreon.com/mistermoosey . Jesus loves you so dayung much.