False Alarmageddon | We Won't Finish This Podcast #21

We Won't Finish This Podcast

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In this Episode, Zeebz unveils a hilarious post-apocalyptic twist: Rex Thunderstrike, a delusional doomsday prepper, abandons his life for the wilderness, convinced the world’s ended—spoiler: it hasn’t. Joined by a stoner trail hiker obsessed with an air fryer, this dark comedy spirals into absurdity with tactical toilet paper, canned cheeseburgers, and raccoon bandits. Tune in for laughs, chaos, and an "I told you so" that never lands.
[0:00] Intro - Welcome to the Writers' Room
Spaceman, Savage, and Zeebz kick off with the podcast’s vibe: pitching movies we’ll never finish. Get ready for unscripted chaos!
[0:25] Movie Pitch Unveiled: Rex Thunderstrike Emerges
Zeebz drops the premise—a doomsday prepper misreads a cell outage as the apocalypse, hauling tactical toilet paper and night vision goggles into a totally normal world.
[1:26] Domestic Chaos & Tactical TP
Meet Rex and his fed-up wife Liz. He’s stacking camouflage toilet paper while she’s slamming doors.
[6:38] The Trigger - Cell Service Drops
Rex’s overnight security gig goes dark—no phone, no walkie-talkie. He bolts home, night vision on, ready to gloat. Liz? Already gone.
[11:00] Enter Kyle, the Air Fryer Hippie
Rex hits the Appalachian Trail, meets Kyle—a stoner hiker with no survival skills but a canned cheeseburger lifeline. A bromance brews.
[15:02] Trail Life - Burgers, Bandits, and Air Fryer Dreams
The duo digs up canned cheeseburgers, dodges “zombies”, and bonds over air fryer fantasies. Rex’s paranoia peaks.
[25:28] Walmart Heist - Nuclear Fallout or Just Shoppers?
Starving, they scout a Walmart—Rex sees mutants, Kyle sees snacks. Saran Wrap hazmat suits and a shopping spree ensue.
[33:32] Alien Rave & Raccoon Ruin
A forest rave becomes Rex’s “alien invasion.” Cachets vanish—blame raccoons, not Liz. Kyle clings to his crumbling air fryer box.
[42:36] The Shack Showdown
They reach the shack—raccoons ate everything. A divorce attorney delivers Liz’s papers. Rex’s “I told you so” dreams die; Kyle asks to air fry a Cliff Bar.
[54:01] Final Thoughts & Trail Talk
The crew reflects on Rex’s flop, prepper delusions, and Appalachian Trail quirks. Air fryer fans unite! Social media plugs and a call for listener ideas close it out.
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Keywords:
Post-apocalyptic comedy, doomsday prepper movie, Appalachian Trail adventure, tactical toilet paper, air fryer obsession, movie pitch podcast, writers room, dark humor, Rex Thunderstrike.