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Welcome to the 19th ever episode of the Mike O’Reilly Show, News & Reporting & Getting the Facts. Today’s episode is sponsored by britishbutlers.com

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- finding the right soap

- knowing where to lather yourself

- in what order

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- or is today not even a shampoo day?

... and like a good bollywood movie, it gets worse...

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- One that matches your sweatpants

- figuring out how to put your socks on without hurting yourself

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