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An Agnostic's Guide to Heaven by Tim Bedore
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محتوای ارائه شده توسط Tim Bedore. تمام محتوای پادکست شامل قسمتها، گرافیکها و توضیحات پادکست مستقیماً توسط Tim Bedore یا شریک پلتفرم پادکست آنها آپلود و ارائه میشوند. اگر فکر میکنید شخصی بدون اجازه شما از اثر دارای حق نسخهبرداری شما استفاده میکند، میتوانید روندی که در اینجا شرح داده شده است را دنبال کنید.https://fa.player.fm/legal
I am a standup comedian who feels it's time to give back to the audience. So, I want to become your spiritual guru and life coach. What are my qualifications? I have a psych minor and was an altar boy during the last months of the Latin mass in the Catholic church. And if you follow my advice and end up in Hell you or your heirs will receive a full money back refund. You can't lose.
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محتوای ارائه شده توسط Tim Bedore. تمام محتوای پادکست شامل قسمتها، گرافیکها و توضیحات پادکست مستقیماً توسط Tim Bedore یا شریک پلتفرم پادکست آنها آپلود و ارائه میشوند. اگر فکر میکنید شخصی بدون اجازه شما از اثر دارای حق نسخهبرداری شما استفاده میکند، میتوانید روندی که در اینجا شرح داده شده است را دنبال کنید.https://fa.player.fm/legal
I am a standup comedian who feels it's time to give back to the audience. So, I want to become your spiritual guru and life coach. What are my qualifications? I have a psych minor and was an altar boy during the last months of the Latin mass in the Catholic church. And if you follow my advice and end up in Hell you or your heirs will receive a full money back refund. You can't lose.
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Do you need to be dirty to be relevant in today's media climate? I attempt to straddle the clean/dirty divide. Does anybody fall for Artificial Intelligence online sex come ons? Did AI Lisa really make those bikini pictures "just for" me? Are conservatives more likely to fall for AI falsehoods? How does the Left fight back for the next four years? A client who wants to gift money to just his family members who are not homophobes (others are) asks for help. I offer a unique solution. Do the ends ever justify the means? Will the murderer who killed the health insurance CEO ever be seen as a folk hero? Why are "Star Wars," "High Noon," "Ghandi," and Switzerland in my response? Is the weight loss drug Wegovy the answer to the question "Is big government the answer?" All this and more in just 20 minutes. You've done worse things with your time. Subscribe and THRIVE!!!!…
Want to make some money? My 2025 predictions for the new year come with a money back guarantee. Want to know what insanity Trump says in his inauguration speech? I've seen the future and share it with you. I also help a client who doesn't want to go back to the office as his company is demanding. Should he quit if they don't let him telecommute? Are small towns really safer? Why do some people in small towns freak out? What does rural Illinois in January have in common with the moon? AI can do some impressive things but I still know it's the devil in disguise and will end human creativity if we use it. I describe why the human creative spirit should never be taken out of the equation and the best example in human history of how we get it right. Would AI ever create the Beatles or even the Monkees or even Beatlemania? Would you watch a movie mashup called "Whatever Happened to Rosemary's Baby Jane?" Can AI do standup comedy? The joke I love the most is sacrilegious but would it ever come my way if AI was in charge? All this in under 19 minutes. What do you have to lose (other than that)? Subscribe and THRIVE!…
Just in time for the holidays, especially if you want to hear something that has very little to do with the holidays, comes a new episode briefly touching on Trump cabinet picks, I help someone who thinks they're the victim of ageism, a gym teacher who endured a serious dodgeball accident, possible jobs for retirement age Baby Boomers, the dangers of senior porn, the slowest standing ovation in comedy history, how to get young people to watch the evening news, are tattoos now necessary to be relevant, what if your last name is Alzheimer or Hitler, surgical mistakes and how to avoid them and what every pregnant woman should do before going to the hospital. All that in just over 18 minutes. Subscribe and THRIVE!…
Does America want politics to be a reality game show? Was Biden competent but boring? A client has a mother-in-law that criticizes her driving. I offer some solutions that involve air bags. Another client's fiance has a tattoo of his past girlfriend that is a problem and she's thinking of calling off the wedding. I might have a work around. For the first time I am thinking of getting some tattoos for very practical reasons that might be helpful for many of us. Does God hate sex? What do the Amish do on the wedding night? Are erotic dreams the work of Satan? And what is the real purpose of saying a prayer before bed? All that and more in just 18:12. Subscribe and THRIVE. The best thriving EVER!…
In episode 122 I try my darndest to help clients suffering from post election PTSD and pretty much fail. I'm too pissed off myself. But I do grapple with can you fix dumb, should we try to understand the other side, are one issue voters the problem, why does the working class stab themselves in the back, do most Americans hate smart people, is someone with a combover a pathological liar, is there no level of hypocrisy the right won't sink to, what can the gateway theory of communication teach us about today's political climate, what will conservatives say when America goes over the cliff, does the Old Testament advise women to use the rhythm method of contraception, is there a Hail Mary pass to make to thwart the Trump Agenda and what album do I listen to that always gives me peace and serenity? All that in under 19 minutes. SUBSCRIBE and THRIVE!!!!!…
This election is going to be the most important of our lives and in this episode I give a non-partisan reason for voting for Harris that involves Arnold Palmer. Like Trump, I too, saw Arnie in a golf course locker room and I want you to know what I thought. Are you happy with the quality of people who run for Congress? If not I have a new form of government you might like. And I have proof that Artificial Intelligence is incompetent, if an AI generated email I got is any indication. And it's all over in 17 minutes. You can't lose. SUBSCRIBE and THRIVE!!!!…
If the business of America truly is business then wouldn't it follow you could sell advertising space on your headstone? I have an answer. Also, the worst obituary ever published, what one cemetery is doing to have a revenue stream other than death, what kind of businesses would benefit from selling THC beverages, the only (but huge) mistake Coca-Cola ever made, are you breaking your marital vows if you want a sleep divorce, why frontier/pioneer families often had 20-30 kids, why conservatives continue to believe Trump's lies and what that has to do with the Bible and some wild digressions by me that suggest ADD or mild schizophrenia in just 20 minutes. SUBSCRIBE and THRIVE!!!!!…
In this episode I help a client whose husband has a medical issue she wants to discuss with him but is having.a hard time bringing up. A Democratic strategist wants to know how long they should use "weird" to describe Republicans. I advise on that as well as suggest alternatives. By using "weird" are Democrats going negative or just being honest? A senior needs to go back to work and I help modernize his resume. And a listener suggests the only spiritual advice anyone needs is-"What would Jesus do?" Well, if Jesus were alive today... would he take selfies? How would he act in traffic? I analyze the situation. And you only waste 18 minutes of your time to get all that done. Subscribe and THRIVE!!!!!…
Some people love the Olympics for the gymnastics. Others, just don't get it. Should this lead to divorce? Should the hammer throw use a real hammer? If you didn't know you can make your own tartar sauce are you an idiot? If you're good at playing brew pub trivia does that mean you're smart? Can you turn a disatrous wedding into a goldmine? Do you have 15 minutes to throw away? Subscribe and THRIVE!!!…
If someone door dents your car what does the Bible say about you key scratching theirs? Vengeance and smiting are discussed. Could inflammatory rhetoric from Biden and the Left have motivated the Trump shooter? When is it OK to call a fascist a fascist? Discussing politics in the work lunchrrom-bad idea? Should Trump's reaction to being shot disqualify him from being President? If Hitler is involved do any ends justify the means of removing Hitler? Presidential debates are worthless unless we include the Truth Monitor. Hear how it sound to have one going during the last presidential debate. All this in just 14 minutes. Subscribe and THRIVE!!!…
In this episode I make the case Broadway musicals have ruined America, why Mamma Mia is torture, suggest a solution to the situation in Gaza, discuss sibling fighting and how it relates to world history, describe when a nation knows they've lost the fight, deflate a conservative religious argument for God not being evil, make the case for religion BEING the problem, and suggest what to make of a mystery mourner that showed up to a funeral and didn't introduce themselves, all in under 15 minutes. Subscribe and THRIVE!…
In this episode I prove Artificial Intelligence is the devil we should fear the most by recounting my experience with a cyber hottie named Tess who recently tried to seduce me online. I subjected myself to this exprience so you won't have to. And trust me... Tess was all kind of bizarre... scantily clad AND religious! Thankfully, I can see through the current flailing failings of AI but in the future it will be more subtle and effective and men will become its willing slaves. Also, someone wants help with what to and not to put on their headstone and I help as well as provide an alternative to burial. And it all takes less time than most oil changes. Subscribe and THRIVE!…
Reaction to the previous episode was that I veer into odd tangents and in this episode I correct that. I also respond to my comedian friend who says I demeaned him in 113, that the Saudi Princess totally deserved to be called a ____ and he is not the psychopath I portayed him to be. Well, let's discuss that. Would at least one of the million monkeys in a room with a million typewriters come up with Shakespeare, as the famous adage claims? I explain why that's doubtful and how it would be different if they used Bonobos. Does everyone have their own version of the truth? Frozen embryos are humans in Alabama now-what's next if we allow religion to be politics and how that could affect the tax code? I help a client decide if he should get out of a relationship with a drunken big mouth. AND you just won't believe what famous actor is my new patient, coming to me, looking for help. Subscribe and THRIVE!…
A client, who grew up in a family that teased hard, often and at each other's expense, wonders if he has crossed the line with a friend or was she being too sensitive. I try to help him be sure his attempts at humor don't go too far. I describe the worst thing that I have ever heard of said on a comedy club stage and how it might have affected the price of gasoline. Is it ever OK to use that horrible word that women hate? Does foreign royalty deserve the royal treatment here like they get in their messed up homeland? Did I ever tell you about the time my wife almost killed me on our honeymoon? Have you ever been saved from sure death by a Fig Newton? All this in just over 19 minutes. Subscribe and THRIVE!!!…
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