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When Patti and her potty-mouthed friend talk baseball, you'll know this is not a baseball podcast for lightweights. This is the real deal, from real fans. Because diamonds are a strong woman's best friend, and there's no crying in baseball.

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Hippies and Rabble-Rousers 1:05:41

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Thank you to brave governors and former NFL players for speaking truth to power. Spring Training is back and that means our guys are hitting bombs , speaking out of turn, gifting cars , and sneaking freshly baked bread into cubbies. We’ve got boyfriends on the Os and Pads including a once and forever, a guy that just wants to make us happy , and additions to our Jackson and Rosario collections. The NYY make some babysteps in allowing grown men to control their own bodies . The ABS Challenge System is live and well in Spring Training which means we know how tall you really are. World Baseball Classic qualifiers continue. And what’s a police blotter without some raw milk and embarrassing consequences ? We say, “It’s kind of a danger if you believe in science,” “long-haired dudes who have been good at baseball,” and “ Holy f*ckn spitballs .” Fight the man, send your game balls to Meredith , get boosted, and find us on Bluesky @ncibpodcast , on Facebook @nocryinginbball , Instagram @nocryinginbball and on the Interweb at nocryinginbball.com . Please take a moment to subscribe to the show, and leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen to NCiB. Become a supporter at Patreon to help us keep doing what we do. We now have episode transcripts available! They are available for free at our Patreon site . Say goodnight, Pottymouth.…

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O Canada 1:10:00

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We love a good anthem kerfuffle, especially when we get to cross-train with it. The big news is Bregs to Beantown and Pottymouth and her dad couldn’t be happier. The boys are back – from injuries and to Spring Training. We check in with Christian’s actual back, Freddie’s ankle, Shohei’s throwing arm, and Tito’s triggers. We’ve got new boyfriends with HOU and MIL, so you’ll hear about an addition to the Walker collection, Ohio and Mass boys, and a new forever boyfriend . Qualifiers start for the World Baseball Classic, and Pete’s got stars in his hair. And we try to work out what constitutes drinking for the cycle. We say, “If we made them the 51st state we couldn’t have a ‘world’ series,” “An Ohio boy and a Massachusetts boy so they are just like us, except we are not boys,” and, “The chances of that are two in a Brazilian.” Fight the man, send your game balls to Meredith , get boosted, and find us on Bluesky @ncibpodcast , on Facebook @nocryinginbball , Instagram @nocryinginbball and on the Interweb at nocryinginbball.com . Please take a moment to subscribe to the show, and leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen to NCiB. Become a supporter at Patreon to help us keep doing what we do. We now have episode transcripts available! They are available for free at our Patreon site . Say goodnight, Pottymouth.…

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We Swear It’s a Coincidence 1:02:38

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Yup, KC boyfriends get picked on Superbowl Sunday, but we throw in for the Eagles and back up our claim that they are a morally better team . This does not stop us from wanting to have a beer with a dad or Hunter Pence, Jr. Over at the NYM we pick a former LIDOM MVP and a little brother living up to the hype. The Serie was in fact in the Caribe , but it ain’t as Caribe as it used to be. The Police Blotter closes the book(ie) on Mizuhara and expresses some surprise at Pat Hoeberg’s questionable choices. MLB owners make the list with a couple of decisions about Johns . DC folks, make your plans for See Her, Be Her, in support of Little League International’s “Girls with Game” program, on May 3rd. And Pitchers and Catchers report! Please join us over on Patreon for our full rant about the EO and subsequent policy changes keeping transgendered girls and women out of sports. We are not impressed. We say, “If only there were a way to fact check things before we say them out loud,” “Tommy Pham, Immaculate Grid Hero,” and, “everybody can shove their DEI excuses up their asses.” Fight the man, send your game balls to Meredith , get boosted, and find us on Bluesky @ncibpodcast , on Facebook @nocryinginbball , Instagram @nocryinginbball and on the Interweb at nocryinginbball.com . Please take a moment to subscribe to the show, and leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen to NCiB. Become a supporter at Patreon to help us keep doing what we do. We now have episode transcripts available! They are available for free at our Patreon site . Say goodnight, Pottymouth.…

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Arbitration is Not an Affectionate Process 57:05

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We’re in the middle of the arbitration window and of course we are keeping score . Find your way to honor Black History Month – maybe with a visit to the Negro Leagues Baseball Museum while the Royals are picking up the tab. Meet our boyfriends with the Tigers and the Hammers, including superheroes , little brothers, and donuts . Pottymouth rides the success of her Winter Ball teams and bf picks right on in to the Serie del Caribe . The Padres do not disappoint with the continuing soap opera , and we get a closer peek at the lucky 11 year old who drew the Paul Skenes debut patch card . Heart of gold and so very eleven. We say, “bocce is my new coping mechanism,” “we haven’t had a Cuban defection story in a while,” and “That sounds like a lacrosse player.” Fight the man, send your game balls to Meredith , get boosted, and find us on Bluesky @ncibpodcast , on Facebook @nocryinginbball , Instagram @nocryinginbball and on the Interweb at nocryinginbball.com . Please take a moment to subscribe to the show, and leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen to NCiB. Become a supporter at Patreon to help us keep doing what we do. We now have episode transcripts available! They are available for free at our Patreon site . Say goodnight, Pottymouth.…

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A Little Packet of Resist 1:04:07

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It was a helluva week. We do get to the baseball but we take a moment to remind you every day is a good day to join the resistance, and do what you can from where you are. Congrats to the new Hall of Fame class, but is Ichiro rewarding the wrong voter with a drink and a chat? Max and Christian provide an unforgettable afternoon for Little League families in fire-plagued Encino, and Jurickson , Anthony , and Charlie get new gigs. Meet our boyfriends on the Mariners and D’backs . Ippei Mizuhara ’s crime gets even nuttier, and yet another young baseball fan turns a special baseball memento into a solid college fund. Winter ball winds up at the country level as we move into Caribbean Series mode. And there’s just a little crosstraining from the Ohio girl/hockey fan. We say, “I’ve seen the Sound of Music, I know what fascism looks like,” “be a human billboard,” and, “A daily reminder that I have some power, and it's not just the power of cayenne.” Fight the man, send your game balls to Meredith , get boosted, and find us on Bluesky @ncibpodcast , on Facebook @nocryinginbball , Instagram @nocryinginbball and on the Interweb at nocryinginbball.com . Please take a moment to subscribe to the show, and leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen to NCiB. Become a supporter at Patreon to help us keep doing what we do. We now have episode transcripts available! They are available for free at our Patreon site . Say goodnight, Pottymouth.…

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Wining, DIning, Sushi-fying 1:07:01

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It’s how the Dodgers signed Sasaki -- well, that and acing their homework assignment. Patti invented a fennel-clementine-gin cocktail in the comfort of her own home, and Pottymouth enjoyed local brews in the great state of MA, and yet we still found the time to tell you stories of boyfriends on the Twins and the Cards . LA Strong continues to happen with wildfire relief actions at Dodger stadium, and the generous donations of Ohtani and others. Jake makes his new jersey number matter and Matt shows why should never challenge an elite athlete to, well, anything really. Pottymouth is killing it in Winter Ball with her picks going to the finals in both the Dominican and Venezuelan leagues. And RIP to Mr. Baseball. We say, “we saw those tight pants in action,” “What’s an unshady way of saying in cahoots?” and, “He chugged with the style of someone on the video board at a hockey game.” Fight the man, send your game balls to Meredith , get boosted, and find us on Bluesky @ncibpodcast , on Facebook @nocryinginbball , Instagram @nocryinginbball and on the Interweb at nocryinginbball.com . Please take a moment to subscribe to the show, and leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen to NCiB. Become a supporter at Patreon to help us keep doing what we do. We now have episode transcripts available! They are available for free at our Patreon site . Say goodnight, Pottymouth.…

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Cross-training That Metaphor 1:07:02

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Justin , Freddie, and Chris are putting their money where their hearts are to support those fighting the LA wildfires, and those who have lost their homes. You can help too, through the LA Strong collaboration . We lay out all things arbitration deadline for you — who came out on top, and who has the biggest gap remaining. Boyfriends this week are from the Red Sox, where Pottymouth makes good on a promise , and the Cubs, where Patti gets to cross-train with hockey . Juan Soto comes to town to meet young Dominican fan Leonardo Santana, whose video of his living conditions, and his love for Soto, was amplified by Jompéame and became the focus for fundraising in cases of extreme poverty. The family of late Padres owner Peter Seidler looks at the O’s Angelo family and says hold my beer . MLB bans the NYY fans who interfered with Mookie during a World Series game from all things major league baseball, forever. We say, “The Doogie Houser of baseball,” “Your offense is really talking like a pirate,” and, “buckle the f*&K up.” Fight the man, send your game balls to Meredith , get boosted, and find us on Bluesky @ncibpodcast , on Facebook @nocryinginbball , Instagram @nocryinginbball and on the Interweb at nocryinginbball.com . Please take a moment to subscribe to the show, and leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen to NCiB. Become a supporter at Patreon to help us keep doing what we do. We now have episode transcripts available! They are available for free at our Patreon site . Say goodnight, Pottymouth.…

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A Gentleman and a Walker 54:14

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Not the opening line to a joke, but an intro to our Rays boyfriends . In addition to our TB infielders, we introduce you to our SF guys, where we find sexy defense and too many puns . The hot stove is pretty pitcher-centric with the Subject of our Sentence going to BAL for a year and the long term solution to ARI. Roki Sasak i is enjoying his film festival while evaluating offers from possibly 20 teams. LIDOM is full of winter ball star power and the Cardinales are rocking the LVBP. We cross train with the Presidential Medal of Freedom which brings us a billionaire baseball owner, an NBA legend, and the most decorated soccer player, in addition to our favorite chef and everyone’s favorite Science Guy. Thanks to our generous Patreon friends, we are able to make transcripts available. They are at the Patreon site , but available for free without membership fees (but we do appreciate your support!). We say, “Stop with your math, I have things to say,” “I want to retroactively explain my oooo,” and, “I don’t think we can get 16 years of Gunnar Henderson for the Magna Carta.” Fight the man, send your game balls to Meredith , get boosted, and find us on Bluesky @ncibpodcast , on Facebook @nocryinginbball , Instagram @nocryinginbball and on the Interweb at nocryinginbball.com . Please take a moment to subscribe to the show, and leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen to NCiB. Become a supporter at Patreon to help us keep doing what we do. We now have episode transcripts available! They are available for free at our Patreon site . Say goodnight, Pottymouth.…

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Nothing Says the New Year Like Pineapple Rum 1:07:53

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Happy New Year, Friends! We’ve got Mookie going full Pottymouth, Carlos with extremely bad but a little funny real estate issues, and Shohei letting us cross train with Babe Didrikson. Our TEX boyfriends include a Duran upgrade and a small town boy making good, and CIN brings us a viking and an NBA smackdown . The umpires’ union says sure to the electronic strike zone, and Dave Kaval cuts and runs from the Athletics. Yadi is rocking that LIDOM manager gig, Rougie is player of the week, and there’s still time to book your travel for the Serie del Caribe. We say LeBron James more than once, “I’m already on my second Ezequiel of the season,” and “bring your half-dog, half-human mythical mash-ups.” Fight the man, send your game balls to Meredith , get boosted, and find us on Bluesky @ncibpodcast , on Facebook @nocryinginbball , Instagram @nocryinginbball and on the Interweb at nocryinginbball.com . Please take a moment to subscribe to the show, and leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen to NCiB. Become a supporter at Patreon to help us keep doing what we do. Say goodnight, Pottymouth.…

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Sultry for Christmas 56:37

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Pottymouth and Patti (but not Patti’s voice), take you into a holiday week with boyfriends from Toronto and Pittsburgh. While Pottymouth finds those MA connections , Patti looks at the cooks. Cody Bellinger goes to the Yankees, just like dear old dad, but we are more interested in his girlfriend as a serial MVP dater . MLB releases their report on pitcher injuries – the bottom line is, fault is everywhere except at the pitch clock. There are no more Guarantees at the CWS ballpark, and the public funding for the Rays park keeps rolling. We say, “You are very powerful but not THAT powerful,” He did not earn anybody a f’n taco,” and “ Yay! Pencil Bat!” Fight the man, send your game balls to Meredith , get boosted, and find us on Bluesky @ncibpodcast , on Facebook @nocryinginbball , Instagram @nocryinginbball and on the Interweb at nocryinginbball.com . Please take a moment to subscribe to the show, and leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen to NCiB. Become a supporter at Patreon to help us keep doing what we do. Say goodnight, Pottymouth.…

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Bonus Episode: The Sports Appraiser 14:17

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On recent shows, Patti and the Pottymouth have talked about Ohtani's 50-50 Ball, Freddie's World Series Grand Slam Ball, and other meaningful baseballs. In this bonus Episode, from The Sports Appraiser Podcast, we bring you the experts to dig deeper: Michael Osacky is a USPAP Compliant sports appraiser and lead appraiser for PSA, which is the world’s largest third party grader of sports collectibles. The Sports Appraiser Podcast helps listeners become smarter about how to collect, value, and care for sports collectibles. In this episode, Michael explores the history and current value of some of the most iconic home run balls, including those of Mark McGwire, Aaron Judge, Babe Ruth, Barry Bonds, and Hank Aaron. Discover the story behind Shohei Ohtani's home run ball that recently sold for $4.4 million. Learn about what influences the value of these collectibles and what the future might hold. Please subscribe, follow, like, and leave a review. Email info@Baseballintheattic.com with any questions or comments or visit the website baseballintheattic.com . Your friends at No Crying in Baseball will be back as usual next Tuesday!…

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It Could Be a Jillion 1:10:55

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A 26 year old is a forever Met and is $765 Million richer. A 10 year old is a forever Freddie fan and his parents can send him to college. CHI is making some moves with Kyle and Carson, and TOR is just getting started wth Andres. We introduce our guys from the no-City-designation Athletics and our Washington Nationals, including some goofy , some hot start, some local boy makes good , and some of the best kind of scandal . Winter ball brings us cherry blossom pink , home run derbies in paradise , and celebratory cartwheels . It’s not strictly legal but you too can own part of the Trop . And congrats to Tom Hamilton, and here’s hoping he’s “underway at the corner of Carnegie and Ontario!" for years to come. We say, “We both had cocktails and it was not going to go anywhere useful,” “he did a lot of putting his mouth before where his money was for a while,” and “that is what always happened to me with that f’in curse jar.” Fight the man, send your game balls to Meredith , get boosted, and find us on Bluesky @ncibpodcast , on Facebook @nocryinginbball , Instagram @nocryinginbball and on the Interweb at nocryinginbball.com . Please take a moment to subscribe to the show, and leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen to NCiB. Become a supporter at Patreon to help us keep doing what we do. Say goodnight, Pottymouth.…

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You Know What They Say About Florida Men 1:04:26

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Here’s to believing that Pottymouth’s picks for LAA and MIA are men from Florida and not Florida Man. Patti avoids the potential pitfall by concentrating on California instead and exploring the ongoing Taylor vs Tyler naming conventions. We are flabbergasted that Aroldis F’n Chapman can still get a job and this Maura McGurk piece explains it better than we can. We workshop some approaches for a confrontation between Pottymouth and AF’nC such as, “I’m a schoolteacher. How do you explain yourself to my students?” There’s a new MLBPA Executive Committee in place and it is just as pitcher-y and boyfriend-y as always. Plus bonus potential kerfuffle. Patti takes a moment to put public funding for Vegas and St. Pete ballparks into perspective. Japanese pitching legend Ayami Sato becomes the first woman to play baseball professionally in Canada. Our police blotter touches on the civil suit around Tyler Skagg’s death, Shohei’s baseball cards , and the ridiculous Golden At Bat rule that was just floated for the heck of it. Check out our bonus content on the Jonrón Derby over on Patreon. We say, “Catholics know this word,” “It’s all a scene down in the basement,” and “You don’t want loose bodies.” Fight the man, send your game balls to Meredith , get boosted, and find us on Bluesky @ncibpodcast , on Facebook @nocryinginbball , Instagram @nocryinginbball and on the Interweb at nocryinginbball.com . Please take a moment to subscribe to the show, and leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen to NCiB. Become a supporter at Patreon to help us keep doing what we do. Say goodnight, Pottymouth.…

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David Ortiz’ Black Friday Shopping 1:10:24

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Baseball teams fed a lot of people , Big Papi bought part of a ballclub, Brandon Crawford retired, LAD signed Blake Snell – how was your holiday weekend? We kick off the new year of baseball boyfriends with our picks for the CWS and COL. This week’s math lesson is how the playoff pool, this year a record-setting > $129 million, gets calculated and distributed to postseason teams. Rudy Guiliani tries to hang on to a handful of World Series rings, and Shohei Ohtani would like those baseball cards back, please. Kim Ng creates “MLB for Softball,” and we’ve got winter ball news from the Dominican Republic , Taiwan , Venezuela , and the, um, Canadian Intercounty Baseball League . We say, “Rimbonbante,” “My little tongue twister of Venezuelan Ball,” and “What’s the consonant version of numerology?” Fight the man, send your game balls to Meredith , get boosted, and find us on Bluesky @ncibpodcast , on Facebook @nocryinginbball , Instagram @nocryinginbball and on the Interweb at nocryinginbball.com . Please take a moment to subscribe to the show, and leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen to NCiB. Become a supporter at Patreon to help us keep doing what we do. Say goodnight, Pottymouth.…

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Everything is Up in the Air, Except the Roof 46:04

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Happy Thanksgiving week to all our friends – we are so thankful for you, and also that baseball thing. The big awards were announced and we’re surprised by our non-zero prediction success, happy about Stephen Vogt, and bitter about Chris Sale winning and Colton Cowser not. We brush up on hot stove vocab like “tender, ” Rule 5 , and qualifying offer . Kelsey stands in for Justine in Mexico and Alyssa goes to the Guards which may lead to Patti customizing a Nakken CIty Connect. In political news that we care to discuss, Sen Durbin introduces the Fair Ball Act in a strong pro-labor statement, and the Trop (and its replacement) is in a public-funding quagmire. We cross-train with Jaylen Brown, Bill Nye, Alex Ovechkin, and the Orlando Pride. We say, “Never put your money where my mouth is,” I could hear the heavy Cy in your voice,” and “Is Rich HIll our new Bartolo Colon?” Fight the man, send your game balls to Meredith , get boosted, and find us on Bluesky @ncibpodcast , on Facebook @nocryinginbball , Instagram @nocryinginbball and on the Interweb at nocryinginbball.com . Please take a moment to subscribe to the show, and leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen to NCiB. Become a supporter at Patreon to help us keep doing what we do. Say goodnight, Pottymouth.…

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Did you have Weapons Charge on your Bingo Card? 50:01

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Wander Franco just keeps trying new things and we’d like him to stop trying to collect the whole set. We try to block out the Juan Soto rumors because it is all a big tease because we’re pretty sure he’ll stay in NYC. The Trop is a wash for this season so the Rays will actually play in Tampa for the first time – thanks to the Yankee’s spring training facility and $15million. The Great Wall of Baltimore is on the move and Patti does not care for it. What’s the point of a neutral environment? Premier12 lets us watch some veterans and spot some up and comers while we bide our time for WBC qualifiers . Shohei’s 50th home run ball is a tourist attraction in Taipei, but who gets the record payout? And PIT throws down a heck of an offer for Paul Skene’s rookie debut patch card . Women baseball players , it’s time time to check in with the new league. Happy birthday, Mr. Pottymouth, our favorite tech support staffer. We say, “ Here I benefitted from my indecision,,” “Beer is bipartisan,” and “I like having the thing that makes Aaron Judge come off as a baby.” Fight the man, send your game balls to Meredith , get boosted, and find us on Bluesky @ncibpodcast , on Facebook @nocryinginbball , Instagram @nocryinginbball and on the Interweb at nocryinginbball.com . Please take a moment to subscribe to the show, and leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen to NCiB. Become a supporter at Patreon to help us keep doing what we do. Say goodnight, Pottymouth.…

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Find Your Way to Cope 53:42

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We are taking a breath and figuring out how to start from where we are. We talk yet more nepo hires , remind you of what the heck a super 2 is, and cover the latest complication in how to just watch the home team play. The Roki Sasaki watch is the next big thing – we’ll help you with the international posting rules, the bonus pools, and why January 15th means big money. Rich Hill and a bunch more “remember some guys” guys have some fun in the Premier12 , loanDepot park hosts another international baseball party that we can’t bring ourselves to attend, and Baseball United makes us say “I ain’t gonna play Sun City,” you know, as an example . The Girls Breakthrough Series gives us hope, and Maybell Blair. We say, “Florida, at this point, is a political cesspool,” “Could be a money grab, could be growing the game,” and “Baseball makes so much more sense than war.” Fight the man, send your game balls to Meredith , get boosted, and find us on BlueSky @ncibpodcast , on Facebook @nocryinginbball , Instagram @nocryinginbball and on the Interweb at nocryinginbball.com . Please take a moment to subscribe to the show, and leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen to NCiB. Become a supporter at Patreon to help us keep doing what we do. Say goodnight, Pottymouth.…

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Holy Toledo, We’ve Got the WPBL! 52:43

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It’s really happening, the Women’s Professional Baseball League is underway, looking for owners , broadcast deals, and prepping to draft a year from now. Sure, that World Series thing also happened, with Freddie doing all the things, the kid getting the special thing, the Hall of Fame getting the rest of the things, and the LAD flying to the parade on the Patriots AirKraft. Award season begins with the Gold Glove , and Salvy winning the Roberto Clemente honor. The Giants make a nepo hire but maybe that’s okay? We highlight some free agents to watch, and tell you why winter ball just got even more fun. Pottymouth follows the Queerfancystats model of how to still root for your team with that guy on it, and details her donation formula for Boston Alliance of LGBTQ Youth. Happy Birthday, Pottymouth! We say, “I like Cheese Whiz better,” “Gabriel Moreno remains a bridesmaid,” and “Put us in your earbuds and go stand in line.” Vote, fight the man, send your game balls to Meredith , get boosted, and find us on Twitter @ncibpodcast , on Facebook @nocryinginbball , Instagram @nocryinginbball and on the Interweb at nocryinginbball.com . Please take a moment to subscribe to the show, and leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen to NCiB. Become a supporter at Patreon to help us keep doing what we do. Say goodnight, Pottymouth.…

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Deep Fried and Dancing 51:55

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We say we don’t care but we talk ourselves into rooting for LAD because of sandwiches, some boyfriend math, and general disdain for the NYY. The dads check in – putting Freddie’s last few months in perspective, remembering childhood dreams , and dancing with the other dads . We lost Fernando Valenzuela last week and Pottymouth gives us some context, some history, and some appreciation. And not for nothing, brings up housing policy. The MLBPA Players Choice Awards foreshadow the big ones. We consider the interpreter version of the Mendoza Line and are still working out if it is the Roberts or the Lasorda line. So many familiar faces in winter ball – baseball does not stop when the Series is over! And the Rays evaluate new sites for opening day. We say, ”I picked both Hernandi,” “I’d eat that sandwich,” and “I’m kind of off billionaires right now.” Make a plan to vote, fight the man, send your game balls to Meredith , get boosted, and find us on Twitter @ncibpodcast , on Facebook @nocryinginbball , Instagram @nocryinginbball and on the Interweb at nocryinginbball.com . Please take a moment to subscribe to the show, and leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen to NCiB. Become a supporter at Patreon to help us keep doing what we do. Say goodnight, Pottymouth.…

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Flyover State Mentality 45:01

19 weeks پیش45:01

45:01

As it turns out, the LAD vs NYY World Series is not *everyone’s* dream match up. Patti and Pottymouth are baseball sad, but yet we persevere. Kyle Manzardo and Tommy Edman show up big, the Temptations show up for Francisco Lindor , Pottymouth wants more chances for Oswaldo Cabrera to show up, and Patti wishes Mark Vientos showed up last year. Pottymouth directs your attention to International baseball in Taiwan, Venezuela , Puerto Rico , and the Dominican Republic because 1) it’s fun, and 2) it’s not LAD vs NYY. And we return suspicious eyes to Baseball United again. Our police blotter looks at FanDuel making a deal for naming rights over the Bally Sports Network channels and MLB’s unclear intentions – do they not want sports gambling names on their “product” or are they just miffed they weren’t asked first? We are going to wallow, re-watch some classic Baltimore crime shows, maybe get some sleep, and probably end up watching the World Series anyway. We say, “Stephen Vogt got his wisdom from a mentor, you got yours from Kenny Rogers,” You wouldn’t pull Grimace from the lineup if he were in it, would you?, and “I’m drinking beer and sitting in front of a microphone instead of doing the hard work.” Make a plan to vote, fight the man, send your game balls to Meredith , get boosted, and find us on Twitter @ncibpodcast , on Facebook @nocryinginbball , Instagram @nocryinginbball and on the Interweb at nocryinginbball.com . Please take a moment to subscribe to the show, and leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen to NCiB. Become a supporter at Patreon to help us keep doing what we do. Say goodnight, Pottymouth.…

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I'm Not Leaving My Glove at Home 56:33

20 weeks پیش56:33

56:33

Join us as we check back in with Shalvah Lazarus , the DC Girls Baseball player who we last spoke with 300 episodes ago. What are the paths, the decisions, faced by young women who want to keep playing the game they love as they approach heading to college? RIP to Luis Tiant – so much more than just the wildest wind up ever. We sum up our playoff hopes with Patti’s hometown team and those guys that went from hapless to miracle. Dave Roberts proves to be manipulative and a disappointment. The Monkeys and Lions face off again in the CPBL playoffs. And the roof blows off the Trop . Special thanks to Mr. Pottymouth for stepping in as assistant producer this week. We say, “Dancing fish heads,” “fuzzy and tall” and “I feel bad about your feelings, not about my actions.” Fight the man, send your game balls to Meredith , get boosted, and find us on Twitter @ncibpodcast , on Facebook @nocryinginbball , Instagram @nocryinginbball and on the Interweb at nocryinginbball.com . Please take a moment to subscribe to the show, and leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen to NCiB. Become a supporter at Patreon to help us keep doing what we do. Say goodnight, Pottymouth.…

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Midwestern Aggression 49:22

21 weeks پیش49:22

49:22

We celebrate the last Jackson standing and lament that the good working people of the midwest cannot watch their teams play in the post season because they work for a living. Patti wants the LAD to be more NYY and get their fans in line. Kyle can’t stop breaking his own records and Bryson has a most excellent birthday even if the guys call him a cheap date. Pottymouth crosstrains with music and we are soto-shuffling and OMG remixing all over town. Buster and Tito get new gigs. Pete does not. What the actual hell with the dog whistle political ads during ballgames? And congrats to KarensKrew, winner of this year’s FBBL. We say, “lose a Jackson, pick up a Grimace,””Pre Soto-shuffle was Manny being Manny,” and “I could dance it for you but that’s not going to work well on the podcast.” Fight the man, send your game balls to Meredith , get boosted, and find us on Twitter @ncibpodcast , on Facebook @nocryinginbball , Instagram @nocryinginbball and on the Interweb at nocryinginbball.com . Please take a moment to subscribe to the show, and leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen to NCiB. Become a supporter at Patreon to help us keep doing what we do. Say goodnight, Pottymouth.…

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A Little Bit of Fruity Tartness 45:56

22 weeks پیش45:56

45:56

Oh friends, that’s it for the regular season! As we head into Wild(card) Week, Stone Garrett gets to have one great game, Elly messed with the early season math, and Phillies Daycare is immortalized on the wall of a bar. Nick goes all 162 on a dare, Kiké reminds Patti to get her eyes checked, and people are not showing their best selves over a historic home run ball. Tom Hanks and thousands of other As fans say goodbye to the Coliseum , many taking a piece with them. Some City Connects get retired, and so does Charlie Blackmon . Buckle up for the postseason! If the extra last-day is any indication, we’re in for a ride. We say, “It is quite an acquired taste and I have not acquired it,” “That’s more impressive than Kiké’s butt,” and “When I decide I care about cricket you know for sure I’m going to ask her about that.” Fight the man, send your game balls to Meredith , get boosted, and find us on Twitter @ncibpodcast , on Facebook @nocryinginbball , Instagram @nocryinginbball and on the Interweb at nocryinginbball.com . Please take a moment to subscribe to the show, and leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen to NCiB. Become a supporter at Patreon to help us keep doing what we do. Say goodnight, Pottymouth.…

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East Bay for Life 47:41

23 weeks پیش47:41

47:41

Elly breaks records, Bobby breaks records, and that Shohei guy says “hold my beer.” Jackson is not allowed to hold his beer until next year. We crosstrain with Caitlin Clark (and she cross-trains right back) and Green Day (Billy Joe uses his pottymouth powers for good). Teams are clinching their postseason berths and Patti reminds you why wildcard ranking matters. Pottymouth gets to welcome another Kyle into the fold and LaMonte has a homestand at an away series. Matt joins the dad strength club, while CJ gets sent down for too much time at a club. Barbara Gregorich is awarded 2024 Dorothy Seymour Mills Lifetime Achievement Award, and we learn the greatest acronym of all time. We say, “I’m still gonna hope until there’s no hope,” “That’s hilarious and also insulting,” and, “I want you to do great but I want your team not to win.” Fight the man, send your game balls to Meredith , get boosted, and find us on Twitter @ncibpodcast , on Facebook @nocryinginbball , Instagram @nocryinginbball and on the Interweb at nocryinginbball.com . Please take a moment to subscribe to the show, and leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen to NCiB. Become a supporter at Patreon to help us keep doing what we do. Say goodnight, Pottymouth.…

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Thumbs Up on Dinger 48:11

24 weeks پیش48:11

48:11

Turns out, all the to-do about Kumar Rocker a few years back was worth the wait. Jackson Chourio gives us a 20-20-while-20 and Elly slams when we’re not watching. Non-zero chance of Shohei pitching in the off-season gets treated as a guarantee, while fans pay premiums for a chance to shag his HR #50. Evan Phillips gets a silver bobble and Yamamoto bring a silver lining. Justin Turner gets super powers from his child-decorated cleats in honor of Childhood Cancer Awareness. Youngster Davis hits his 100th and talks slumps, and old guy Matt gets extended with a Buster-like contract. California treats Baseball for All right, there are turf wars in Sacramento , and Christopher Morel takes a day off for his high school graduation. Pottymouth honors Hispanic Heritage Month with a profile of Luis Miguel Castro, first Latin American player in MLB. Patti cross trains with the Washington Spirit and has the sunburn to prove it. We say, “It’s not that lawyers can’t surf, it’s that they choose not to,” “I love a train with my goth friends,” and, “We’re all doing math we didn’t think we could do in our heads.”Fight the man, send your game balls to Meredith , get boosted, and find us on Twitter @ncibpodcast , on Facebook @nocryinginbball , Instagram @nocryinginbball and on the Interweb at nocryinginbball.com . Please take a moment to subscribe to the show, and leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen to NCiB. Become a supporter at Patreon to help us keep doing what we do. Say goodnight, Pottymouth.…

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“There Are So Many Stories!” See Her, Be Her 56:53

25 weeks پیش56:53

56:53

Patti and Pottymouth had the great joy of sitting down with Jean Fruth and Jeff Idelson, who are bringing their new film “See Her, Be Her,” to MLB Network between games two and three of this year’s World Series. “See Her, Be Her” profiles seven women baseball players in seven different parts of the world, and demonstrates the skill, perseverance, passion, and all-around badassery required to play the game they love. Jean and Jeff tell us about selecting the countries, the athletes, the stories to tell, and why film is the way to do it. We talk about “all these little channels of goodness happening” from Baseball for All to DC Girls Baseball, to Kelsie and Olivia, and being the first ones, to one day getting it all together to create a pipeline for girls and women to play at the highest levels. And how just maybe this film moves that process a little farther down the road. Follow up your listen with a visit to seeherbeher.com to watch the trailer and pre-order the companion book with Jean’s photos and essays by the players from the film and some others you may know. Follow Grassroots Baseball on X or Instagram to stay in the know. We say, “How can you not be romantic about baseball…but in the worst way?” “Hey Carlton Fisk, it’s me, Pottymouth!” and “Act surprised, Bob, act surprised.” Fight the man, send your game balls to Meredith , get boosted, and find us on Twitter @ncibpodcast , on Facebook @nocryinginbball , Instagram @nocryinginbball and on the Interweb at nocryinginbball.com . Please take a moment to subscribe to the show, and leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen to NCiB. Become a supporter at Patreon to help us keep doing what we do. Say goodnight, Pottymouth.…

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Slumping at Woo 45:25

26 weeks پیش45:25

45:25

Three out of nine Jacksons again get a mention, one for breaking the scoreboard , one for a moment with dad , and one for walking it off. Rich re-takes the hill, the Brewers have a Brewer and this stuff writes itself. We’ve got both a good Zach and an “infuriatingly good” Zach . Joe makes a deal, Michael makes a catch, and Liam makes friends at AAA. Junior and Manny have a moment, Edwin and Alexis wish they didn’t. Come back next week for a special interview with the producers and director of the new documentary, See Her, Be Her. We say “Everything is bigger at Camden Yards,” “balance my Kiké effervescence,” and “Yahtzee.” Fight the man, send your game balls to Meredith , get boosted, and find us on Twitter @ncibpodcast , on Facebook @nocryinginbball , Instagram @nocryinginbball and on the Interweb at nocryinginbball.com . Please take a moment to subscribe to the show, and leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen to NCiB. Become a supporter at Patreon to help us keep doing what we do. Say goodnight, Pottymouth.…

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A Mythical Moment 57:36

27 weeks پیش57:36

57:36

While we were sleeping, the Babe’s Called-shot jersey sold for $24million. Scott Servais? Fired. Jason Heyward ? “Fired.” Joey Votto ? Retired. Elly is better when we are not watching him, and Bobby is just good all the time. Salvy hangs with the neighborhood kids, and Shohei is his own kind of magic. Danny is scheduled to catch his own at-bat while the women tell the tale . And along with Orioles owner David Rubenstein, we cross train with the National Book Festival. We say, “I can say that because I was quoting a famous author,” Better than a capitalist *without* a heart of gold,” and “That’s not baseball but it’s also not school.” Fight the man, send your game balls to Meredith , get boosted, and find us on Twitter @ncibpodcast , on Facebook @nocryinginbball , Instagram @nocryinginbball and on the Interweb at nocryinginbball.com . Please take a moment to subscribe to the show, and leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen to NCiB. Become a supporter at Patreon to help us keep doing what we do. Say goodnight, Pottymouth.…

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Road Trippin' 23:35

28 weeks پیش23:35

23:35

In this snack size episode, Maisie, our WAZE voice, co-hosts as we record while driving home after Patti and Pottymouth’s excellent adventure. We were billing our Great American Ballpark visit as a showdown between favorite shortstops, but alas Elly didn’t get the memo, nor did he get on base. Bobby did show his MVP chops however. PNC Park continues to be a thing of beauty although not so much the Pirates. We enjoyed two former Nats center fielders (Taylor and Robles) facing off for PIT and SEA. We rooted for the home teams, chatted with the locals, sampled some local beers, and narrowly escaped rainouts. As you might expect, we talk through the Duran apology and aftermath and Pottymouth provides a possible way to redemption. How about those Jacksons? We say, “Hi, State Trooper,” “I’m sad his F*ck ‘Em shirt is getting a lot of shit,” and “Police Reported Ahead.” Fight the man, send your game balls to Meredith , get boosted, and find us on Twitter @ncibpodcast , on Facebook @nocryinginbball , Instagram @nocryinginbball and on the Interweb at nocryinginbball.com . Please take a moment to subscribe to the show, and leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen to NCiB. Become a supporter at Patreon to help us keep doing what we do. Say goodnight, Pottymouth.…

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2 Out of 9 Jacksons 48:02

29 weeks پیش48:02

48:02

Sure there may be nine current MLB players named Jackson but we are only talking about two of them. Chourio takes a Henry Aaron stat, and every day is a homer Holliday anymore. Larry and Gavin Sheets share an unfortunate record but at least they have each other. Logan O’Hoppe celebrates his dad’s remission and helps many others in the process. Jack Flaherty and his mom come full circle. Mallory Swanson provides a spectacular opportunity for cross training. MLB has found the only way to get your hosts to a NASCAR track. And you will be deeply missed, Billy Bean . We say, “Itchy Umpiring,” “Baseball PTSD,” and “I watched the 100 yard dash in its entirety.” Fight the man, send your game balls to Meredith , get boosted, and find us on Twitter @ncibpodcast , on Facebook @nocryinginbball , Instagram @nocryinginbball and on the Interweb at nocryinginbball.com . Please take a moment to subscribe to the show, and leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen to NCiB. Become a supporter at Patreon to help us keep doing what we do. Say goodnight, Pottymouth.…

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That'll be Funky 51:42

30 weeks پیش51:42

51:42

Surprising no one, we talk about the unique stats of Kiké! And Bobby! We can’t help the exclamation points. We attempt to track the movements of our guys to new teams , to new positions in the batting order, and to the OBGYN . Jackson is doing Manny things, and we’re all over those Heart and Hustle winners. Here’s hoping Danny Jansen gets to play for both sides in the same game. Thanks, MLB for shining a light on the Women’s World Cup . Our Police Blotter is for real this time, and we cross train with the presidential campaign . We say, “You are there to be their mom,” “It says F asterisk C K ‘em,” and “yacht rock sounds better than fireworks.” Fight the man, send your game balls to Meredith , get boosted, and find us on Twitter @ncibpodcast , on Facebook @nocryinginbball , Instagram @nocryinginbball and on the Interweb at nocryinginbball.com . Please take a moment to subscribe to the show, and leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen to NCiB. Become a supporter at Patreon to help us keep doing what we do. Say goodnight, Pottymouth.…

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A Little Bit Tart 39:43

31 weeks پیش39:43

39:43

This snack-size episode talks Olympics – baseball next time , baseball-adjacent for now. Salvy has Bobby Junior’s back, and really, everyone else’s too. Manny sure looks good getting his 1000th RBI in Camden Yards, but for the other guys. The Police Blotter provides a teaching moment about what game balls to throw back – not THAT one . Trades are coming at us fast and furious as we approach the deadline, and there’s excitement at the Women’s World Cup . Dylan and Joe give us a fun fact. We say, “Because it’s frickin’ France,” “if all of the ducks go in their appropriate rows,” and “ Elly De La Cruz level of showing off.” Fight the man, send your game balls to Meredith , get boosted, and find us on Twitter @ncibpodcast , on Facebook @nocryinginbball , Instagram @nocryinginbball and on the Interweb at nocryinginbball.com . Please take a moment to subscribe to the show, and leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen to NCiB. Become a supporter at Patreon to help us keep doing what we do. Say goodnight, Pottymouth.…

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Drink a Beer and Eat a Hot Dog with Junior 1:00:47

32 weeks پیش1:00:47

1:00:47

Welcome to Junior Pottymouth, sitting in for Patti who is hiding out in the mountains for a week. Junior’s bf Gunnar (you may have heard of him) and Cal Ripken Collegiate Baseball league legend Jordan Westberg combine for one of those stats you can’t believe people track. Pottymouth dazzles with Elly Math, and Bobby Witt just keeps hitting since the all star break. Cal Ripken Collegiate Baseball league legend James Outman is Back, Man. Pottymouth’s former bf Jarren Duran brings home the ASG MVP. Welcome back to pissy Joe Kelly from the 60 day. Alec Burleson is now on Patti’s no-fly list due to Trump celly, and now many STL guys are suspect. Nick Castellanos list of home runs at auspicious times continues to grow. Listen for the list! Thom Brennaman may or may not have learned that slurs are bad, and maybe Moneyball doesn’t mean what you think it means. The Syracuse Mets La-Crosstrain with the Haudenosaunee Confederacy and show how meaningful a “theme” night can really be. Hey, why is the ASG going back to ATL? NOTHING HAS CHANGED since it was taken away. Watch the Women’s World Cup! We say, ”So much cool math out there – I wish I knew how to do it,” “Is this hopeless? I’m never gonna be jacked,” and “Very Ripkenesque, shall we say?” Fight the man, send your game balls to Meredith , get boosted, and find us on Twitter @ncibpodcast , on Facebook @nocryinginbball , Instagram @nocryinginbball and on the Interweb at nocryinginbball.com . Please take a moment to subscribe to the show, and leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen to NCiB. Become a supporter at Patreon to help us keep doing what we do. Say goodnight, Pottymouth.…

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Lucky, or Sexy? 57:53

33 weeks پیش57:53

57:53

Better late than never as we squeeze this episode in between the Derby and the ASG. Will, Andres , and Zach do Patti proud with defense that may be lucky but is definitely sexy. Jarren Duran has the f*ck ‘em shirt (and soon Pottymouth will too) but Vaughn has the f*ck ‘em attitude. Kiké is on the bump trash talking Kyle from Waltham, while Kevin and Whit are on the outs. Wander Franco solidifies his spot on the NCiB no-fly list and there’s no coming back. Do you want to own a baseball team ? Keep your eye on the ball… er Ballers and it can happen. You’ll have to trust us on our Derby picks since we didn’t report out till after, but we keep each other honest. We say, “A plague of escalators,” “I will cross everything that can be crossed, including that bridge,” and “That’s a lot of squat.” Fight the man, send your game balls to Meredith , get boosted, and find us on Twitter @ncibpodcast , on Facebook @nocryinginbball , Instagram @nocryinginbball and on the Interweb at nocryinginbball.com . Please take a moment to subscribe to the show, and leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen to NCiB. Become a supporter at Patreon to help us keep doing what we do. Say goodnight, Pottymouth.…

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You Can Keep Your Points, Man, I’m Right 1:06:59

34 weeks پیش1:06:59

1:06:59

West Coast Correspondent Deborah brings her field report from an Oakland Ballers game where it’s always Grateful Dead night, and has Patti wishing for a guest announcing gig. Even in Pottymouth’s absence we check in on Jarren Duran and his f*ck em shirt , and Elly getting all team-matey. MJ Melendez gets the Dynasty Card of his dreams from local fans, Jack Suwinski helps PNC Park run out of home run fireworks . Everything is Just Fine on Deborah’s fantasy team because of Max Fried, a welcome ASG nod to Jesse Chavez , and a late ASG add of Heliot Ramos. Patti shares the joy of a last minute decision to catch James Woods’ debut with Pottymouth. He is Very Tall. We cross train by welcoming Jessica Campbell as the first woman to coach in the NHL, and checking in on multiple opportunities for Bay Area women’s soccer . Just in time for the Home Run Derby , we walk you through the new rules. We say “Are you more of a Lisa Simpson or more of a Hermione,” “If you’re in your 20’s, there’s a good chance you’re a Spencer,” and “I did spend some taxpayer dollars explaining baseball.” Fight the man, send your game balls to Meredith , get boosted, and find us on Twitter @ncibpodcast , on Facebook @nocryinginbball , Instagram @nocryinginbball and on the Interweb at nocryinginbball.com . Please take a moment to subscribe to the show, and leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen to NCiB. Become a supporter at Patreon to help us keep doing what we do. Say goodnight, Pottymouth.…

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Hold Your Guffaws, It Gets Worse 58:42

35 weeks پیش58:42

58:42

We puzzle through giving benefit of the doubt, trusting one’s gut, and considering suspect timing, plus steaming nose emojis when evaluating the off the field actions of players. Jackson Chourio is hot and Pottymouth is here for it. OMG, José Iglesias ! Patti’s new pitcher Gavin Stone nearly has a Maddux, We learn what auto body skills have to do with custom cleats – thanks to Bryson Stott. Our police blotter ensures that we will always be a little afraid of ballpark escalators , and amused by the sliding scale of sticky stuff . Things are hopping in the CPBL with the Lions winning the first half, Yu Chang with the other Guardians, and a potential international baseball partnership among leagues. We question the sponsorship partnership between the Lake County Captains and Roto Rooter resulting in thrones of a different kind behind the plate. And Ashton goes bananas. We say “Maybe he should not have done the touching and just hit the home run,” “We’re wearing reading glasses – you can hear it in our voices,” and “I’m not paying to sit on a toilet, you can’t make me.” Fight the man, send your game balls to Meredith , get boosted, and find us on Twitter @ncibpodcast , on Facebook @nocryinginbball , Instagram @nocryinginbball and on the Interweb at nocryinginbball.com . Please take a moment to subscribe to the show, and leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen to NCiB. Become a supporter at Patreon to help us keep doing what we do. Say goodnight, Pottymouth.…

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Oaky, With a Hint of Grimace 1:11:10

36 weeks پیش1:11:10

1:11:10

Like a fine single malt scotch, this super-sized episode is packed with sophisticated flavors. We honor the passing of Willie Mays by sharing his legacy through words and not numbers. We look at the first steps that are the Rickwood Field game with the first all-Black umpire team, through the eyes of Masyn Winn , one of the few Black players on the game’s roster, and how far we have to go. In our boyfriend segment we note numerous names on the IL , gigantic hits , and a tiny, adorable (cheers!) first pitch . We may have kicked off our Dylan Crews Watch. Our Police Blotter features the first game won on a pitch clock violation walk off. And Pottymouth leads a deep dive into the cultural significance of Grimace . We say, “Boom! F*&k! Boom! F*&k!,” “WebMD doesn’t have Craig Counsell saying ‘walk it off!’,” and “Willie Mays would have totally been a boyfriend.” Fight the man, send your game balls to Meredith , get boosted, and find us on Twitter @ncibpodcast , on Facebook @nocryinginbball , Instagram @nocryinginbball and on the Interweb at nocryinginbball.com . Please take a moment to subscribe to the show, and leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen to NCiB. Become a supporter at Patreon to help us keep doing what we do. Say goodnight, Pottymouth.…

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Summer Pottymouth Mode 57:28

37 weeks پیش57:28

57:28

Jonah and José spend Father’s Day weekend shoring up their Dad power. Masyn and Joey have us rethinking our ROY predictions. More of Patti’s pitchers hit the IL, and Pottymouth admits to over-gloating. That’s a real thing. Well-respected umpire Pat Hoberg is the first official to run afoul of MLB’s sports betting rules but he does not think that’s the case. On the happy betting side, Toronto’s 50/50 raffle is changing lives. The Cards crosstrain with the NBA, and Curt Miller , head coach of the Sparks, talks Pride Month visibility. If it’s Bull Durham: A New Musical , does that mean we missed the old musical? We say, “Here I am on summer break talking about splitting infinitives,” “Less adorable, more adult beverage,” and “I have like 1,000 follow up questions and you haven’t even told me the story yet.” Fight the man, send your game balls to Meredith , get boosted, and find us on Twitter @ncibpodcast , on Facebook @nocryinginbball , Instagram @nocryinginbball and on the Interweb at nocryinginbball.com . Please take a moment to subscribe to the show, and leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen to NCiB. Become a supporter at Patreon to help us keep doing what we do. Say goodnight, Pottymouth.…

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That Spring and Boing and the Power 56:40

38 weeks پیش56:40

56:40

Join us as we math it out, suss it out, and legitimately incorporate the phrase “Tequila Shots” into a sports discussion. Pottymouth’s roster has an abundance of Ellys and a teaching moment about catching home runs in a full beer . Her recent history is dotted with Dodgers Hernandi, one for heroics , one for the dangers of being mic’d up while at work. Patti’s team has a pitcher getting booed in Yankee Stadium for all the right reasons, and a late roster add coming through big . Bfs past and once and forever show up with the slams. We roll Mental Health Month on into June as MLB players speak out and support their own. In our Police Blotter, Tucupita Marcano gets Pete Rose-d, and Ty Cobb’s granddaughter gets booted for trying to bring reason to a private Facebook group. The Phils and Mets lean in hard to their London visit , and Pottymouth comes through big on her NBA crosstraining assignment. Kelsie does it again. Happy Pride, everyone! We say, “known breaker of people,” “I have two thoughts and it will be amazing if I remember both of them,” and, “look at your local government helping people have a good time.” Fight the man, send your game balls to Meredith , get boosted, and find us on Twitter @ncibpodcast , on Facebook @nocryinginbball , Instagram @nocryinginbball and on the Interweb at nocryinginbball.com . Please take a moment to subscribe to the show, and leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen to NCiB. Become a supporter at Patreon to help us keep doing what we do. Say goodnight, Pottymouth.…

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The New MVP of Record 50:07

39 weeks پیش50:07

50:07

Josh Gibson finally gets his due as greatest hitter of all time, now let’s name the award after him. Stats from the Negro Leagues are finally integrated into the MLB stats and we see how opportunity affects counting stats vs rate stats. Winn and Volpe snap some streaks and in one case we end up with a DiMaggio sandwich. We lose more bfs to the IL – Grissom is back out, Means and Wells are season-ending out. Patti is grateful Yoshinobu is holding his own and her closer is back. Joey Gallo is in line for dad power now that the secret is out. Although we cannot endorse flinging gloves into the stands, we do feel for Jorge Lopez . The NCAA baseball tournament is on, and we check in on our adopted D1 and DIII teams. We crosstrain with women’s hockey champions, and Celtics doing good work. We say, “Quite the pucker there,” “It was condiment Friday. Put a cardigan over it and it’s dressy,” and “I can’t believe I couldn’t put 2 and 2 together and get 7.” Fight the man, send your game balls to Meredith , get boosted, and find us on Twitter @ncibpodcast , on Facebook @nocryinginbball , Instagram @nocryinginbball and on the Interweb at nocryinginbball.com . Please take a moment to subscribe to the show, and leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen to NCiB. Become a supporter at Patreon to help us keep doing what we do. Say goodnight, Pottymouth.…

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Tip Your Servers 53:20

40 weeks پیش53:20

53:20

We share important life lessons from the wide world of baseball, including, keep your popcorn close , watch the rebound, and tipping the bullpen cart driver is good karma. Patti risks killing streaks by bringing up CLE wins and Volpe hits. Former NCiB boyfriends give Pottymouth a chance to talk about her favorite play, stealing home . LaMonte Wade, Jr takes the upcoming Rickwood Field game honoring the Negro Leagues as a chance to talk representation right now. Are the Birmingham Southern Panthers the new America’s team? They will be competing in the College World Series representing a school that will no longer exist at that time. We cross-train with the Professional Women’s Hockey League , talk upgrades in Sacramento , and lament US WBC locations while low-key making travel plans. We say, “Warmer cities are more problematic, generally,” “The first vegetarian you get, throw them my way, and “It’s a long, stupid story, so of course I’m going to go into it.” Fight the man, send your game balls to Meredith , get boosted, and find us on Twitter @ncibpodcast , on Facebook @nocryinginbball , Instagram @nocryinginbball and on the Interweb at nocryinginbball.com . Please take a moment to subscribe to the show, and leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen to NCiB. Become a supporter at Patreon to help us keep doing what we do. Say goodnight, Pottymouth.…

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Illegal, Therefore Against the Law 51:01

41 weeks پیش51:01

51:01

In which we pin down math around catching foul balls , our medical thoughts of pregnancy vs belly button rings (congrats to Cole Tucker and Vanessa Hudgens BTW), and our astute observation that betting with an illegal bookie is illegal whether it’s on baseball or not. It’s in the name. Elly continues to exceed expectations, Vaughn does not but maybe if he eats a sandwich things will kick in. Alan Rickman and Adley Rutchsman combine for Patti’s favorite homerun call. We learn that it doesn’t matter if it’s just rosin and sweat, it just can’t be on the glove. Sorry, Ronel. Jenny Cavnar and Julia Morales make broadcasting history. Valerie Perez goes full Bananaball . David Rubenstein sure looks like a man of the people and while that’s fun to watch we are holding out for definitive proof. We say “you’ve just taken this the way of belly button rings,” It’s gotta stack up to Grease and Footloose,’ and “Shoulda just taken a plane to Vegas.” Fight the man, send your game balls to Meredith , get boosted, and find us on Twitter @ncibpodcast , on Facebook @nocryinginbball , Instagram @nocryinginbball and on the Interweb at nocryinginbball.com . Please take a moment to subscribe to the show, and leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen to NCiB. Become a supporter at Patreon to help us keep doing what we do. Say goodnight, Pottymouth.…

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Very Fact-Adjacent 1:00:50

42 weeks پیش1:00:50

1:00:50

Welcome to West Coast Corresponded Deborah, filling in for Patti who is off celebrating our intern’s graduation. Deborah’s bfs are making up for lack of bats with all the steals. Elly continues to climb the all time steal boards, and Zack Short becomes Zack Short Stay. Willson Contreras ’ injury leads to some choices about how to avoid catcher interference dangers – robo umps? Catcher’s box? How ‘bout that other Contreras , leading the Brewers? Paul Skenes debuts to comparisons to Stras, including Cutch batting lead off for both. We have to talk about an interpreter but we’d rather tell animal stories. Stay tuned for snakes , weirdly fast turtles , and a chill pelican . Hey! Make your travel plans to see the Ballers ! Deborah brings some Bay Area cross-training balance to the all Boston all the time situation. We say, “general skullduggery,” “I’m glad these girls have something to scream for,” and “a butterfly flapped its wings in Argentina, y’know?” Fight the man, send your game balls to Meredith , get boosted, and find us on Twitter @ncibpodcast , on Facebook @nocryinginbball , Instagram @nocryinginbball and on the Interweb at nocryinginbball.com . Please take a moment to subscribe to the show, and leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen to NCiB. Become a supporter at Patreon to help us keep doing what we do. Say goodnight, Pottymouth.…

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Catastrophic Seam Failure 51:09

43 weeks پیش51:09

51:09

It’s the Cinco de Mayo episode where the limes are organic and the salt is Kosher. Pottymouth’s Vaughn Grissom watch is rewarded, Luis lights it up, and Maysin makes her roster. For Patti, John Means business and Jack Suwinski can sure time a hit. Josés are in trouble and just when you think he can’t achieve any more firsts, Judge gets ejected. Did you see that Luis Arráez trade coming? We sure did not. The Police Blotter teaches us the difference between Community Labor and Community Service, and maybe the MLBPA should have enlisted the moms sooner to get the unis fixed . We share a minor league beer tip, and mull the potential consequences of sticking with a rally sausage . So much crosstraining for our Boston host. We say, “It;s a hard tossup between Short and Booser,” “Sit on the Wee Green Monster, “ and ”There are two kinds of people in the world – the ones who want to know that the baseball players are going commando, and those who do not.” Fight the man, send your game balls to Meredith , get boosted, and find us on Twitter @ncibpodcast , on Facebook @nocryinginbball , Instagram @nocryinginbball and on the Interweb at nocryinginbball.com . Please take a moment to subscribe to the show, and leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen to NCiB. Become a supporter at Patreon to help us keep doing what we do. Say goodnight, Pottymouth.…

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Defense is Sexy: The Cocktail 47:50

44 weeks پیش47:50

47:50

As we lament the boyfriends we did not select for our fantasy teams, we observe Passover with mezcal. Should we have gone with Logan O’Hoppe and Joey Ortiz ? Solid maybe. Mike Tauchman and the oppo Tauchos? Unrelated to the Mexico series tacos, of course. Patti’s guys Zach , Will, and Evan are crushing the multi-hit games, and Pottymouth favorite Elly is on track for a ridiculous number of stolen bases (Pottymouth’s math is SOLID.) LAD pitching is not just crazy good, it is death-defying . Josh Naylor gives us an “always gonna be a boyfriend” moment. Our Police Blotter features a few takes on the rules don’t apply to me viewpoint, as both the “victim” and the enforcer . Houston and Colorado take the Show on the road to Mexico City , and a taco tour ensues. We need a study done on dad strength vs. hamate surgery superpowers. We say “I love me a good loophole,” “spanked with Mezcal,” and “a brief moment of shirtlessness.” Fight the man, send your game balls to Meredith , get boosted, and find us on Twitter @ncibpodcast , on Facebook @nocryinginbball , Instagram @nocryinginbball and on the Interweb at nocryinginbball.com . Please take a moment to subscribe to the show, and leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen to NCiB. Become a supporter at Patreon to help us keep doing what we do. Say goodnight, Pottymouth.…

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Boosers, Closers, and the Yeet 46:21

45 weeks پیش46:21

46:21

Kenley Jansen and Craig Kimbrel are climbing to the top of the all time saves list so the takeaway is don’t yeet the ball from the last out. Looking at you, Colton “more cowbell” Cowser. Andrew hits homer #300, Adley hits grand slam #1, and Josh hits his head. On purpose. Neto can’t get a day off, Oswaldo can but Pottymouth says please don’t – or maybe yes? Elly remains good at baseball, and Patrick is finally off the IL. Patti loves the collaborative “people’s celly” of the BAL hydration station – because there’s no “I” in Team. Pottymouth considers a Booser jersey, and a game day on a lazy river . We say, “big-ass leg bone,” “that sounded a little dirty,” and “”Jinxarella.” Fight the man, send your game balls to Meredith , get boosted, and find us on Twitter @ncibpodcast , on Facebook @nocryinginbball , Instagram @nocryinginbball and on the Interweb at nocryinginbball.com . Please take a moment to subscribe to the show, and leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen to NCiB. Become a supporter at Patreon to help us keep doing what we do. Say goodnight, Pottymouth.…

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If We Took a Holliday 46:59

46 weeks پیش46:59

46:59

Our first visit to OPACY this season was an anticipated debut, a miracle of (not)rain, and a much heralded yet underwhelming Jackson vs Jackson smackdown. And lots of attention to the number seven . Elly has us considering a road trip to CIN, and Vaughn makes us think Worcester is nice this time of year. Zach has six runs to his credit in only one game, but the wrong direction. Spencer is down for the count but now we know more about internal braces, so there’s that. Brianna Wakefield’s knuckleball is our favorite pitch of the week. Julio Urias is buried in misdemeanors of his own making, and Ohtani’s interpreter apparently used his powers for evil. Venezuela hosts their 14th annual Women’s Baseball Championship and prepares for Thunder Bay. And we’re off to cross train with hockey. We say “Lions, just lions, all the time. Rawr,” “my betting consists of when a relative gives me a scratch off lottery ticket,” and “We’re gonna have an L of a good time.” Fight the man, send your game balls to Meredith , get boosted, and find us on Twitter @ncibpodcast , on Facebook @nocryinginbball , Instagram @nocryinginbball and on the Interweb at nocryinginbball.com . Please take a moment to subscribe to the show, and leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen to NCiB. Become a supporter at Patreon to help us keep doing what we do. Say goodnight, Pottymouth.…

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Bullies, Bastards, and Boneheads 46:53

47 weeks پیش46:53

46:53

We workshop the LMB acronym to account for the Mexican League signing players of questionable character. We aren’t just yanking Verdugo’s chain , we are teaching you valuable vocabulary in multiple languages. We review your four options when you catch a home run ball during a game, starting with It Belongs To You. A little over a week in and our guys with slow starts are getting the bats in gear. We’ve got home runs bouncing off gloves and walls , we’ve got new nicknames ( Turn and Burn O’Hearn !), and platelet infusions . Elly impresses off the field too, conducting his first press conference all in English. Wish wish Stephen Strasburg well on his retirement and as Nats fans we thank him for his service. Pottymouth turns our attention to Baseball United , the Dubai-based program that is attracting lots of attention and dollars from former MLB greats, and now Ronald Acuña Jr as well. We remain suspicious. Shane and Spencer, just this Saturday, join the ranks of seriously injured pitchers and the MLBPA and MLB argue over the role of the pitch clock in all of this. Compton’s MLB Youth Academy hosts the BFA Women’s College Club Baseball Championships. Patti and Pottymouth got up early Saturday morning to make friends with Yankee fans for an important cause. We participated in a live stream marathon “ Pinstripes for a Cause ” to help raise money for the World Parkinson Coalition. If you want to see us on coffee instead of craft beer, we start at 1:30 into the stream. Please consider adding your donation and add “Pinstripes for a Cause” or No Crying in Baseball to the notes. We say, “That’s a Darwin test,” “One set of biceps was more productive than the other,” and “Is he pulling one of your six chains?” Fight the man, send your game balls to Meredith , get boosted, and find us on Twitter @ncibpodcast , on Facebook @nocryinginbball , Instagram @nocryinginbball and on the Interweb at nocryinginbball.com . Please take a moment to subscribe to the show, and leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen to NCiB. Become a supporter at Patreon to help us keep doing what we do. Say goodnight, Pottymouth.…

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Spikes 1:02:09

48 weeks پیش1:02:09

1:02:09

Welcome to Season 8 of No Crying in Baseball! Join us as we laugh, fight, make (probably) terrible predictions, and drink beer from the North (and the northeast). Pottymouth is team Jeff , and Patti is team Rhys and everything gets back to Dustin and Manny. We talk Opening Day – Did Patti write the talking points for the new Os ownership ? She’s definitely shopping for a Maryland Tough Baltimore Strong tee shirt. Tyler is Pottymouth’s new best friend and she is feeling good about her Oswaldo and Chourio picks and already lamenting Royce. A’s fans did what A’s fans do best. We love that the TEX World Series rings have hidden leather from winning baseballs (and a map!) but are a little worried about the ring tops getting lost. We say, “a maple leaf off the tree,” “do not travel after questionable oat milk,” and “you gave me the boring kerfuffle .” Fight the man, send your game balls to Meredith , get boosted, and find us on Twitter @ncibpodcast , on Facebook @nocryinginbball , Instagram @nocryinginbball and on the Interweb at nocryinginbball.com . Please take a moment to subscribe to the show, and leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen to NCiB. Become a supporter at Patreon to help us keep doing what we do. Say goodnight, Pottymouth…

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What Did Shohei Know and When Did He Know It? 1:04:34

49 weeks پیش1:04:34

1:04:34

As we head to Opening Day, we bring you our fantasy lineups, walk you through the whole Ohtani kerfuffle , and Optimist Patti enjoys her new nickname. Blake Snell finds a team at last, while Francisco Lindor and Edwin Diaz make a video showing their love for Puerto Rico. Optimist Patti makes a pro/con list for Peter Angelos . There are no winners. Our Police Blotter, in addition to a primer on MLB gambling rules for players and staff, highlights TB’s (not Tampa Bay’s) alternate Spring Training , and either a “ Breach of Etiquette ” or “dick move,” you pick. Pottymouth considers fake phone numbers as a way to swing access to breakfast baseball , and Patti explains Prospect Promotion Incentive in order to will Jackson Holliday into an early debut. While the rest of the sportsworld obsesses over brackets, Pottymouth crosstrains with the NBA. We say, “You anthropomorphized the jerseys,” “You get Short and Beer and I get Wisdom and Burger and its a party,” and “You just turned into a team owner at arbitration.” Fight the man, send your game balls to Meredith , get boosted, and find us on Twitter @ncibpodcast , on Facebook @nocryinginbball , Instagram @nocryinginbball and on the Interweb at nocryinginbball.com . Please take a moment to subscribe to the show, and leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen to NCiB. Become a supporter at Patreon to help us keep doing what we do. Say goodnight, Pottymouth.…

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Fresh Like Milk, Aged Like Wine 1:04:06

50 weeks پیش1:04:06

1:04:06

In a weakened moment of falling for Pottymouth logic, Patti agrees to a change in our fantasy team rules and we select pitchers from two teams instead of just one. Pottymouth shares her picks from the Mariners and Phillies , and Patti goes Dodgers / Orioles . We don’t think Josh Winckowski ’s excuse will get you out of jury duty but it worked for him, sort of. What’s a “ brace procedure ” and why are we just hearing of this? The Rancho Cucamonga Quakes allow Pottymouth to teach us more Spanish vocabulary words. The Seoul Series brings us exhibition games, an early start to the regular season, cheerleaders, and an introduction to professional basketball player Mamiko Tanaka , who also happens to be married to that Shohei guy. We close with Nick Castellano’s milk or wine wisdom. We say “I appreciate a fellow Pottymouth when I see one,” “We’re shooting for the wine but we’re drinking the Blarney Stoned,” and “recovery periods vary by owner.” Fight the man, send your game balls to Meredith , get boosted, and find us on Twitter @ncibpodcast , on Facebook @nocryinginbball , Instagram @nocryinginbball and on the Interweb at nocryinginbball.com . Please take a moment to subscribe to the show, and leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen to NCiB. Become a supporter at Patreon to help us keep doing what we do. Say goodnight, Pottymouth.…

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Smooth as Mayo 1:07:20

51 weeks پیش1:07:20

1:07:20

In our last week of profiling position players, or “ Adley Day ” in Patti’s world, we pick our guys from the Os and ATL. For BAL, Ryan O’Hearn gets the Pottymouth nod with an extra point for Bull Durham, while Patti sticks with her once and forever catcher. For The Hammers, Patti picks spring training standout Eli White and Pottymouth corrects a wrong while selecting Orlando Arcia . Joey finds a home at home, bad boy Josh retires, Mookie heads to short, and Lance gets tossed from the dang bullpen. Punishments come down for the LVBP brawl, women “pave the way” in Road to the Show , and the proposed Vegas ballpark distracts everyone from complaining about pants. Watch the kids play in Spring Breakout! We say, “Distracted from pants by armadillos,” I hate it when things f*&k up my pickle,” and discuss condiments a surprising amount. Fight the man, send your game balls to Meredith , get boosted, and find us on Twitter @ncibpodcast , on Facebook @nocryinginbball , Instagram @nocryinginbball and on the Interweb at nocryinginbball.com . Please take a moment to subscribe to the show, and leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen to NCiB. Become a supporter at Patreon to help us keep doing what we do. Say goodnight, Pottymouth.…

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C-Words and Sand Worms 1:06:03

52 weeks پیش1:06:03

1:06:03

Kiké and Tony Clark dance around the idea of collusion, and let Fanatics take the lead on talking about pants. Robinson Canó heads to Mexico, Matt heads back to the Bay, and Brandon does what needs to be done. For Tampa Bay, Pottymouth completes her Lowe brothers set and Patti remembers the fun of the WBC and picks Paredes . Over at the Dodgers, Pottymouth goes with the flow and selects James Outman , while Patti chooses Diego Cartaya and his bodybuilder mom. Crosstraining Congratulations to Caitlin Clark for setting an NCAA scoring record, and cheers to Shohei for that whole getting married thing. We name check the Brady Bunch and the Simpsons, and say “stare at some butts to see if they are transparent,” “I needed to fall off that pedestal,” and “I like how you made numerology recreational-drug related.” Fight the man, send your game balls to Meredith , get boosted, and find us on Twitter @ncibpodcast , on Facebook @nocryinginbball , Instagram @nocryinginbball and on the Interweb at nocryinginbball.com . Please take a moment to subscribe to the show, and leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen to NCiB. Become a supporter at Patreon to help us keep doing what we do. Say goodnight, Pottymouth.…

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Marty Barrett, Ted Williams, and John Updike 1:06:41

1 year پیش1:06:41

1:06:41

Nothing like an Adley HR against BOS the first day of spring training to spike co-host conflict, er, cause us to demonstrate how one should behave in civil society. Patti’s vocabulary lesson is “pillow contract” in the context of Belli and Tim . Hosmer retires leaving behind a range of feels. Tim Mayza’s fantasy league punishment may send our FBBL all sorts of questionable ways. It’s always a challenge to pick HOU bfs, but Pottymouth finds much to praise about Jake Meyer’s off-season mental focus and Patti wants to have a beer with Grae Kessinger ’s grandfather. For the Brewers, Pottymouth selects Jackson Chourio , who finds a way to set an example even at his young age. Patti picks recent O, now Brewer, Joey Ortiz , and lies with exact figures about following his minor league career. There is so much to say about pants , from fashion to labor , to modesty concerns. Patti gets to hold Marty Barrett’s bat, and Pottymouth gets to keep it. We end with an excerpt from John Updike's essay about Ted Williams’ last game. Join us over at Patreon for a tag-team reading of the whole, beautiful tribute. We say “We are a coup-free fantasy league,” “pants is a labor issue,” and “So many letters at this time of beer.” Fight the man, send your game balls to Meredith , get boosted, and find us on Twitter @ncibpodcast , on Facebook @nocryinginbball , Instagram @nocryinginbball and on the Interweb at nocryinginbball.com . Please take a moment to subscribe to the show, and leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen to NCiB. Become a supporter at Patreon to help us keep doing what we do. Say goodnight, Pottymouth.…

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Frivolous February 1:00:18

1 year پیش1:00:18

1:00:18

Spring training has begun, there are still key free agents out there, there’s some arbitration scorekeeping to do, and will it take all five years to get some women on the short list for the next commissioner of baseball? This week we talk boyfriends on the World Series champion Rangers – Jonah Heim for Pottymouth and Patti’s early claim on Evan Carter is confirmed. Over at the Phils, Pottymouth visits the Nick Castellanos school of buttons for her Johan Rojas selection, and Patti picks Bryson Stott and his mom. Huge news for women on and off the field as Jen Pawol umps in the Grapefruit League and Jenny Cavnar takes the primary play by play seat for the As. The mayor of Oakland plays hardball, and it turns out that record setting numbers of people will in fact pay to see talented women play hockey . We say, “That sounds a little bit stalkerish,” “Whenever you get to play pinball and drink a local beer, it’s a good night,” and, “He unbuttoned his button and it never again rebuttoned.” Fight the man, send your game balls to Meredith , get boosted, and find us on Twitter @ncibpodcast , on Facebook @nocryinginbball , Instagram @nocryinginbball and on the Interweb at nocryinginbball.com . Please take a moment to subscribe to the show, and leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen to NCiB. Become a supporter at Patreon to help us keep doing what we do. Say goodnight, Pottymouth.…

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Surprisingly Little NFL Crosstraining 1:09:18

1 year پیش1:09:18

1:09:18

The Royals lock down Bobby Witt, Jr . for 11 years, and HOU says yes to Jose Altuve for another five. The arbitration scoreboard is currently tipped in the players’ direction at the halfway point, including a record-setting win for Vladdy. We wish Corey Kluber all the best in his retirement, Patti with much happier memories than those of Pottymouth. This week we look at Toronto, where Pottymouth selects Kevin Kiermaier with a really we haven’t picked him yet, and Patti highlights Davis Schnieder partly for getting to say “dirtbags” but mostly for the glove story. Happy birthday to ARI catcher and new Pottymouth pick Gabriel Moreno , and Patti’s aiming for the clouds outfielder, Alek Thomas . We discuss the comedy/tragedy possibilities with the new Netflix series following the Red Sox. Our police blotter features no work for Billy Eppler this year for playing fast and loose with the IL, and teachers keep on poking at the public funding for the A’s Vegas ballpark. Mayors of both Oakland and Las Vegas gang up on A’s ownership. The Serie de Caribe set more attendance records, featured a no-hitter , lots of pod favorites on the field and in the stands, and a championship to Venezuela. We say “my flame has been extinguished,” my polar bear no longer has bloat,” and “taking lemons and making limoncello.” Fight the man, send your game balls to Meredith , get boosted, and find us on Twitter @ncibpodcast , on Facebook @nocryinginbball , Instagram @nocryinginbball and on the Interweb at nocryinginbball.com . Please take a moment to subscribe to the show, and leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen to NCiB. Become a supporter at Patreon to help us keep doing what we do. Say goodnight, Pottymouth.…

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Good Morning, Baltimore 56:33

1 year پیش56:33

56:33

Patti is practically giddy with new ownership and a new Ace for the Os. Our new guys for Seattle are actually the newest guys for Seattle, Jorge Polanco and Samad Taylor . For Miami, Pottymouth selects Vidal Bruján and Patti makes it two consecutive De La Cruz weeks with her pick of Bryan. We cross train hard with hockey, from our cask-beer fueled hockey shoot out, to Joey Votto menacing mascots, to hug cellies gone bad. Lots of our favorites are playing in the Serie del Caribe, hosted in Miami. You should watch! We say “Worried about the hug fallout,” “Bus-lagged,” and “You are so good at talking the world into believing a cocktail is health food.” Fight the man, send your game balls to Meredith , get boosted, and find us on Twitter @ncibpodcast , on Facebook @nocryinginbball , Instagram @nocryinginbball and on the Interweb at nocryinginbball.com . Please take a moment to subscribe to the show, and leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen to NCiB. Become a supporter at Patreon to help us keep doing what we do. Say goodnight, Pottymouth.…

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Are you a MAS*H watcher or a MASH doer? 1:09:32

1 year پیش1:09:32

1:09:32

Not sure if it is our pride or our ages talking but we’ve reached the point where active players we’ve profiled on the show are now Hall of Famers. Congrats to Joe Mauer and Adrian Beltre , and also to Todd Helton even if he was before our (NCiB) time. The hot stove takes Philly favorite Rhys Hoskins to MIL, and brings Cookie Carrasco home to CLE. Joc Pederson tries out yet another NL West team, and the Nats bring Joey Gallo to a ballpark near us. Congrats on the retirement, Collin McHugh , and please spend some of it reactivating your podcast. We profile a couple of 2023 rookie sensations for the Twins, Royce Lewis and Edouard Julien . Over in Wrigley, Pottymouth selects Mike Tauchman and Patti picks Patrick Wisdom . Congrats to the LIDOM champion Tigres de Licey, and to the Ozzie Guillen-managed Tiburones for bringing both a brawl and a drought-breaking championship to the LVBP . We are angry and mournful at the theft of the Jackie Robinson statue from a Wichita park. We are ticked we were beaten to all the good “ total eclipse ” jokes as the Guardians ponder opening day in totality. Hey check out this super-fun Galentine’s event hosted by Babe’s Babes that we joined last week! We say “My drum kit was a big squirrel,” “We picked licking his bat as a battle and that was so wrong,” and “There should be a Gallo blossom out there somewhere.” Fight the man, send your game balls to Meredith , get boosted, and find us on Twitter @ncibpodcast , on Facebook @nocryinginbball , Instagram @nocryinginbball and on the Interweb at nocryinginbball.com . Please take a moment to subscribe to the show, and leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen to NCiB. Become a supporter at Patreon to help us keep doing what we do. Say goodnight, Pottymouth.…

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Grimace Adjacent 1:11:11

1 year پیش1:11:11

1:11:11

Snow days are fun but they do not keep us from thinking about the boys of summer. It’s always tricky for us to pick our NYY bfs because of, well, general vitriol. But we persevere and end up disliking the team a little less. Pottymouth wants the team to give Oswaldo Cabrera a real shot, and Patti can’t help appreciating the deep fandom in Anthony Volpe’s family. For the Reds, Pottymouth goes for taller twin Elly de la Cruz , and Patti reads “DFA” and instead sees “Immaculate Grid” in Stuart Fairchild . Patron saint of the pod, Sean Doolittle , puts his big brain to work for the Nationals, and Dusty just can’t make retirement stick. The looking for a home As lead the Police Blotter with yet another complete dismissal of their fan base and find another team called the Bees to push around. The Cuban Professional Baseball Federation finds some exhibition games to play as politics bring an international tournament in Colombia to a stop, and winter ball heads to the finals. The Os open a state of the art academy in the Dominican Republic, calling it the most important accomplishment of the last several years. Hang on for the Hall of Fame reveal, and go, Ravens! We say, “Pulaski cow,” “good news on the AC/DC front,” and, “Anybody who’s read Winne the Pooh knows you don’t f*&^ with the Bees.” Fight the man, send your game balls to Meredith , get boosted, and find us on Twitter @ncibpodcast , on Facebook @nocryinginbball , Instagram @nocryinginbball and on the Interweb at nocryinginbball.com . Please take a moment to subscribe to the show, and leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen to NCiB. Become a supporter at Patreon to help us keep doing what we do. Say goodnight, Pottymouth.…

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Fly Like a Pigeon 1:14:23

1 year پیش1:14:23

1:14:23

Supersized weekend, supersized episode! Who do we want to have a beer with this week? Pottymouth plays her once and forever card and hangs on to Vaughn Grissom , now that he’s with the Red Sox. Patti selects Harper superfan Masataka Yoshida and his little dog too. For the Padres, Pottymouth gets to say Anzoátegui in reference to José Azócar and Patti picks home run trick shot hitter Matthew Batten. It’s arbitration time so we talk deals and holdouts. How can Stroman be a Yankee? Teoscar’s LAD deal leads to a reuse, recycle, repurpose jersey discussion as well as pondering of Dodger money management. Again with the Wander and Julio mentions in the Police Blotter! Congrats to Luisa Gauci , new MIL hitting coach, and Rachel Balkovec , new farm director for MIA. We say, “Blind faith is our friend,” “always hold on to a Diaz,” and, “I like that on the eve of the Iowa Caucus you’re worried about a weird President. Oh. PREC-I-DENT.” Fight the man, send your game balls to Meredith , get boosted, and find us on Twitter @ncibpodcast , on Facebook @nocryinginbball , Instagram @nocryinginbball and on the Interweb at nocryinginbball.com . Please take a moment to subscribe to the show, and leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen to NCiB. Become a supporter at Patreon to help us keep doing what we do. Say goodnight, Pottymouth.…

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A’s, B’s, and More AC/DC 1:00:27

1 year پیش1:00:27

1:00:27

Character counts, making Bs more valued than As in Oakland. Elsewhere in the Police Blotter the Wander Franco story is growing into a flat out horror show. In a much happier place, we profile guys from the Tigers and Giants. For DET, Pottymouth selects Heart and Hustle nominee Matt Vielring and Patti goes for his almost twin Gold Glove finalist Zach McKinstry . For San Francisco, it’s the Grandson of the Wind Jung Hoo Lee for Pottymouth, and West Coast Correspondent favorite Late Night Lamonte Wade, Jr . for Patti. We wish Uncle Mike Brantley well on his future career as a little league coach, and ponder the next breaking starting pitcher story. We say, “It’s a variable groove. I need a consistent groove, “I think God intended it was Haaahwich,” and “You bartended the heck out of that.” Fight the man, send your game balls to Meredith , get boosted, and find us on Twitter @ncibpodcast , on Facebook @nocryinginbball , Instagram @nocryinginbball and on the Interweb at nocryinginbball.com . Please take a moment to subscribe to the show, and leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen to NCiB. Become a supporter at Patreon to help us keep doing what we do. Say goodnight, Pottymouth.…

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Rust Belt Boyfriend Week 1:04:31

1 year پیش1:04:31

1:04:31

We kick off our own New Years Rockin’ Eve with boyfriends from the Guardians and Pirates. Pottymouth goes hopeful with CLE prospect Kyle Manzardo , and Patti selects Will Brennan , Tito’s pal from way back. For PIT, Liover Peguero plays right into Pottymouth’s English teacher heart while Patti looks to her roots with Jack Suwinski . The Red Sox bring on Giolito and trade away Sale and Pottymouth comes to terms with it all. Where’s Wander leads off the Police Blotter, followed by Fox being Fox with the wrong Frank Thomas , and Patti gets all Monopoly money with the Competitive Balance Tax . Winter Ball heads into finals and Pottymouth ponders turning her fantasy ball prowess into international travel. Happy New Year, friends! We say “They’re all gonna learn AC/DC,” “He didn’t want his groove harshed,” and, “I would prefer watching Boston Sports to playing 80s Trivial Pursuit.” Fight the man, send your game balls to Meredith , get boosted, and find us on Twitter @ncibpodcast , on Facebook @nocryinginbball , Instagram @nocryinginbball and on the Interweb at nocryinginbball.com . Please take a moment to subscribe to the show, and leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen to NCiB. Become a supporter at Patreon to help us keep doing what we do. Say goodnight, Pottymouth.…

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LAD Out Yankeed the Yankees 1:06:21

1 year پیش1:06:21

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The Dodgers claim Yamamoto and Patti claims Dodgers pitching for FBBL, just that fast. Just when we thought Verdugo could not sink any lower, he goes after his former manager for holding him accountable for his actions, and forces us to agree, a little, with Papelbon . This week’s boyfriends represent LAA and NYM. Pottymouth selects LAA catcher Logan O’Hoppe , not just because it is fun to say his name, but it helps. Patti goes for SS Zach Neto , a little for the leg kick and a lot for his mom. Over at the Mets, it’s another Zack - this time “great teammate” Zack Short , while Patti chooses Brett Baty and his “big Texas Boy power.” The Cubs promote Megan Jones to VP of Baseball Strategy, their first woman VP in baseball ops. Wander Franco rakes in a bonus while under investigation, and the Rules committee , stacked with owners, pushes through some changes that no players voted for. It's a done deal, the Os stay at OPACY for another 30 years. Patti has a swaggy little Christmas while Pottymouth waves to Fenway and hangs with Dad. We say “shipping Shohei and Santa,” “Circumventing circumvention, “ and “back to back Zach to Zack.’ Fight the man, send your game balls to Meredith , get boosted, and find us on Twitter @ncibpodcast , on Facebook @nocryinginbball , Instagram @nocryinginbball and on the Interweb at nocryinginbball.com . Please take a moment to subscribe to the show, and leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen to NCiB. Become a supporter at Patreon to help us keep doing what we do. Say goodnight, Pottymouth.…

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Moms, Dads, and Oh Yeah the Ohtani Thing 1:12:37

1 year پیش1:12:37

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Ashley Kelly is the real hero of the Shohei Ohtani deal but we break it down anyway because it lets Patti do math and reference the Disney Prince, Betts, Freeman, and Yamamoto, but not the dog. Pottymouth leans into the CWS history with Cuban player and selects Oscar Colás Leon , while Patti picks brand new teammate and exceptional dad, veteran catcher Max Stassi. Our STL bfs include Pottymouth’s choice of Masyn Blaze Winn for all the mom reasons, and Patti goes for her second Nolan of the season, Nolan Gorma n. Justine Siegal takes Baseball for All on the road, with tournaments in Costa Rica, Hawaii, and the Leighton Accardo Invitational with the Arizona Peaches. We encourage you to support her great work providing opportunities for girls to play baseball. Catch up on the LVBP Pepsi Jonrón Derby where you’ll see lots of familiar bats. Our Police Blotter visits the LA County DA’s office , and touches on the Tampa Bay Hostages . Congrats to the family of Larry Doby , as he receives the Congressional Gold Medal posthumously, on the occasion of his 100th birthday. We say, “How many is hep?” “Insinuation is very close to implication,” and, “You’re really trying to make numerology happen.” Fight the man, send your game balls to Meredith , get boosted, and find us on Twitter @ncibpodcast , on Facebook @nocryinginbball , Instagram @nocryinginbball and on the Interweb at nocryinginbball.com . Please take a moment to subscribe to the show, and leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen to NCiB. Become a supporter at Patreon to help us keep doing what we do. Say goodnight, Pottymouth.…

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Daddy Issues: So Many Juniors 1:07:10

1 year پیش1:07:10

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Just when you thought the Soto trade was going to be the news of the week, Ohtani signed with LAD , pushing contract numbers so far into Monopoly money they may never come back. The rest of the league was busy playing “where’s Evan,” bringing Fedde back from the KBO, and moving around more Nicks. In our second week of profiling boyfriends, we look at the Royals and our hometown Nationals. Pottymouth collects some Garcias, including softball teammate of Acuña, Jr., Maikel Garcia of KC, and a very specific Luis Garcia of WAS, both giving her the opportunity to reference her Jerry Garcia BOS jersey. Patti talks Juniors, starting with KC’s MJ Melendez , who’s record vs BOS allows her to ALSO reference Garcia night at Fenway, and Stone Garrett , proving the success of hard work with an assist from LinkedIn. The Winter Ball out of line behavior of Ronald Acuña, Sr . has us saying Daddy way too many times. The draft lottery gives CLE its first #1 pick ever, and are the Os really for sale ? We say “I shipped him with himself,” “It’s not a Flintstones reference,” and “Blame it on the cheesecake beer.” Fight the man, send your game balls to Meredith , get boosted, and find us on Twitter @ncibpodcast , on Facebook @nocryinginbball , Instagram @nocryinginbball and on the Interweb at nocryinginbball.com . Please take a moment to subscribe to the show, and leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen to NCiB. Become a supporter at Patreon to help us keep doing what we do. Say goodnight, Pottymouth.…

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An Abundance of Nicks 1:06:12

1 year پیش1:06:12

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Boyfriend season begins with Pottymouth checking in after an afternoon of visiting breweries in Tennessee (be warned). We lead off with Oakland and Colorado – Pottymouth choosing a pair of Diaz-es (what’s the plural of Diaz?), Jordan and Elias , and Patti selecting yet another Nick and also Nolan 2.0 . Awards continue to trickle in, including a team philanthropic award to the Reds for an impressive, long term collaboration, Outstanding DH , and Relievers of the year . Oakland moves on from As to Bs , we cross train with Olympic Swimming and the police blotter, and ask for more context on the drug testing . Pottymouth digs deeper into Baseball United , and the drum that was the soundtrack to every baseball game Patti ever saw in Cleveland makes it to Cooperstown. We say “Shotskis with Justin Turner”, “I bet it was a numerology thing,” and “I’m wearing my skeptical face.” Fight the man, send your game balls to Meredith , get boosted, and find us on Twitter @ncibpodcast , on Facebook @nocryinginbball , Instagram @nocryinginbball and on the Interweb at nocryinginbball.com . Please take a moment to subscribe to the show, and leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen to NCiB. Become a supporter at Patreon to help us keep doing what we do. Say goodnight, Pottymouth.…

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Season of Giving, Spoils of War, You Decide 56:05

1 year پیش56:05

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This Thanksgiving weekend Patti and the Pottymouth cross-trained with hockey, Led Zeppelin, assembling IKEA furniture, beer farms, and unsuccessful mousing. MLB players, however, leaned into the giving with Andrew Vaughn working with Digs for DIgnity to assist a family emerging from homelessness, Hunter Greene outfitting hundreds of kids with brand new cleats, and Pablo López supporting pet rescue through pickleball. Playoff teams voted on how to divide their percentage of the postseason gate , sharing “life-changing money” with support staff who helped them get there. Hall of Fame balloting was announced and former NCiB boyfriends are starting to make the list. Winter ball in the DR is featuring familiar faces including Tatis, Jr ., Ramirez , Profar, and Aquaman. Baseball United has kicked off in Dubai with appearances by Big Sexy , cricket players, Justine Siegal, and a 6-run HR. We don’t think “moneyball” means what you think it means. Pottymouth wants you to play LVBP fantasy with her. An NBA family reminds us that players are more than pawns in the game. Next week we kick off a new group of baseball boyfriends with the A’s and Rockies. Join our Patreon so you can watch us record “backstage!” We say “cabana injuries,” “you would have known if there were cowbells,” and “we’re only drinking barrel-aged beverages today.” Fight the man, send your game balls to Meredith , get boosted, and find us on Twitter @ncibpodcast , on Facebook @nocryinginbball , Instagram @nocryinginbball and on the Interweb at nocryinginbball.com . Please take a moment to subscribe to the show, and leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen to NCiB. Become a supporter at Patreon to help us keep doing what we do. Say goodnight, Pottymouth.…

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So. Much. Unanimous. 1:02:23

1 year پیش1:02:23

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We couldn’t be more pleased with the unanimous votes for RoY and MVP. Not so thrilled with the owners voting unanimously to send Oakland’s team to Vegas. Props to Gunnar for his sexy defense and leading all rookies in HRs, and to Corbin for being the first Diamondback to win RoY, and the first ever to win with 25HRs and 50SBs. Shohei’s second MVP win was a surprise to no one and Miggy’s enthusiasm for Ronald’s title led us down a “we’re not sure he should say that in front of children” path. Still not sure, but we’re distracted by Acuña’s immediate and remarkable LVBP debut moments after the announcement. Dusty has us re-evaluating Ron’s past as he takes over the LAAs. New Mets manager Carlos Mendoza thanks his wife for sacrificing her career for his. There are more than 60 new free agents as of Friday’s non-tender deadline, and one new one this week as Yoshinobu Yamamoto season kicks off. Fisher may have gotten his As move past the owners, but still has to contend with Nevada’s teachers and Oakland’s mayor . MLB picks markets over justice as it hands the 2025 ASG back to ATL. No riding the coattails of the successful pitch clock – tinkering has already begun. The top 30 girls playing HS ball came together for the Breakthrough Series last weekend, and this week brings the 2nd All American Women's Baseball Classic . Happy Thanksgiving, everyone! We say “the level of dammit,” “one person’s manipulation is another person’ strategizing,” and answer the age-old question, “What do French people wear on their feet?” Fight the man, send your game balls to Meredith , get boosted, and find us on Twitter @ncibpodcast , on Facebook @nocryinginbball , Instagram @nocryinginbball and on the Interweb at nocryinginbball.com . Please take a moment to subscribe to the show, and leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen to NCiB. Become a supporter at Patreon to help us keep doing what we do. Say goodnight, Pottymouth.…

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Tommy John and Trombones 50:14

1 year پیش50:14

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It was a “pretty fun day” for Stephen Vogt , named manager for the Guards, less so for David Ross in the surprise loss of his CHI gig, and downright polarizing in regards to Craig Counsell ’s historic contract prompting another manager to muse about unionization. The Gold Glove and Silver Slugger awards lead Mauricio Dubón for multiple Honduran firsts, Ha Seong Kim to a first for Asian-born MLB players, and a Pottymouth first as she finally remembered to vote for Platinum Glove. We ponder the steady increase in Tommy John surgeries (more diagnoses or more stress on arms?) and consider staying away from where GMs gather to avoid stomach bugs. Oakland’s mayo r incorporates swag and economic greed in her appeal to owners to vote against an A’s move to Vegas. Nelson Cruz concludes his LIDOM farewell tour in time for Citifield to welcome Los Tigres del Licey and Las Águilas Cibaeñas for a three game series to packed houses. Rush’s Geddy Lee , with a surprising amount of baseball cred, prepares to auction 300 items from his stunning collection of baseball memorabilia. Please support USA Baseball’s Anna Kimbrel in her Baseball at Heart effort to fund more girls baseball clinics in Uganda. We say, “more Rockers in baseball,” “multiple Funnars,” and “he chews too much tobacco to be my boyfriend.” Fight the man, send your game balls to Meredith , get boosted, and find us on Twitter @ncibpodcast , on Facebook @nocryinginbball , Instagram @nocryinginbball and on the Interweb at nocryinginbball.com . Please take a moment to subscribe to the show, and leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen to NCiB. Become a supporter at Patreon to help us keep doing what we do. Say goodnight, Pottymouth.…

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Cooling our Heels and Firing up the Stove 51:12

1 year پیش51:12

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After supporting the local adult-beverage economy in honor of Pottymouth’s birthday, we give a little love to the World Series, including the parade with dogs , flying beer, mic drops , and possibly chaps , and move on to Hot Stove Season. Patti previews what to expect when – options accepted and declined, qualifying offers, trades, and full-on free agent negotiations. We ponder big moves like Joey’s lifetime with CIN coming to a close, and Nelson’s lifetime in the sport winding down. Mookie makes a questionable judgement call. MLB’s settlement with the Valley Cats and the Sea Unicorns ends another opportunity for the Supreme Court to re-examine baseball’s anti-trust exemption. Elly De La Cruz has a first pitch in LIDOM , Cesar Hernandez is lighting up LVBP , and the CPBL’s convoluted playoff system is in full swing. MLB Awards season has begun with the MLBPA Player’s Choice awards , honoring Ronald, Shohei, Corbin, and Gunnar, looking like a preview of upcoming MVP and ROY nods. Aaron Judge wins the Roberto Clemente Award this season for the work of his All Rise Foundation which is well-deserving of a look. Patt wants you to read Doris Kearns Goodwin’s “Wait Till Next Year.” We say, “beer goggles for your ears,” “Corey Seager would make a great guard at Buckingham Palace, and “assless chaps on fire.” Fight the man, send your game balls to Meredith , get boosted, and find us on Twitter @ncibpodcast , on Facebook @nocryinginbball , Instagram @nocryinginbball and on the Interweb at nocryinginbball.com . Please take a moment to subscribe to the show, and leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen to NCiB. Become a supporter at Patreon to help us keep doing what we do. Say goodnight, Pottymouth.…

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Pick Your Team, not your “Scabs” 52:54

1 year پیش52:54

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Still haven’t thrown in for a World Series team? We provide a helpful pro and con list featuring social justice fails, hockey , questionable music, and outstanding rookies. Merrill Kelly becomes an unlikely hero, Ketel Marte picks up where he left off in 2017, Tommy Pham keeps us scratching our heads, and the kids are making their marks. At Dusty ’s request we say “see you later” instead of goodbye, and at Pottymouth’s recommendation (clearly), we say hello to Craig Breslow . Our resident international relations expert does a deep dive on UAE-based Baseball United – is it really growing the game in the Middle East/Indian Subcontinent, or is it a money grab funded by oil? And Patti learns the secret behind “Nick’s one button open feels like more.” We say “ Barbie ,” “ Miss America ,” and “Ottoman Empire.” Fight the man, send your game balls to Meredith , get boosted, and find us on Twitter @ncibpodcast , on Facebook @nocryinginbball , Instagram @nocryinginbball and on the Interweb at nocryinginbball.com . Please take a moment to subscribe to the show, and leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen to NCiB. Become a supporter at Patreon to help us keep doing what we do. Say goodnight, Pottymouth.…

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Israel, Venezuela, and Bad Geography 58:26

1 year پیش58:26

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Recording right after Games 5 in the LDS, one would think we would be all postseason all the time. You haven’t met Pottymouth. Prepare to be schooled on how being pro-Israel is not the same as standing up against anti-semitism, and we’re not sure all the baseball players in that video understand that. Also that our supporting the right of athletes to speak out on issues that matter to them in no way extends to our agreeing with them. We also dip back into how immigration policy is preventing families of Venezuelan baseball players from coming to the US to see them play. We come around to the “New England Parlor Game” of all the people declining interviews to head baseball ops for the Red Sox (Pottymouth plants a flag for Craig Breslow) , and how Marlins ownership drove out Kim Ng , who was arguably the best thing to happen to that franchise in years. Why are baseball academies in the DR such targets for break-ins? And ah, yes, the postseason. Pottymouth was right about Kyle, Patti calls dibs on Alek while still throwing down for Nats North , and the Bryan Abreu kerfuffle gives is the bench clearing we didn’t know we needed. Patti wants to be the PitchCom librarian and is currently wondering where Austin Hedges’ “F*^& Yeah” track gets filed. We say “We are not shut up and dribble people,” “Is it an isthmus?” and “I don’t speak Spanish but that sounds like National Chickens.” Fight the man, send your game balls to Meredith , get boosted, and find us on Twitter @ncibpodcast , on Facebook @nocryinginbball , Instagram @nocryinginbball and on the Interweb at nocryinginbball.com . Please take a moment to subscribe to the show, and leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen to NCiB. Become a supporter at Patreon to help us keep doing what we do. Say goodnight, Pottymouth.…

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Airline Bottles on a Train 53:35

1 year پیش53:35

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Liam is our favorite Castellanos but Nick is a close second. Pottymouth is rightfully preening over her pre-season pick of Corbin Carroll. Patti calls early dibs on Evan Carter for next season. There was so much more going on in that 15 pitch at bat between Nathaniel Lowe and Dean Kremer than met the eye. Every single team in the final four has players we love to watch, so we dug deeper for our picks. Respect for Dusty aside, we are over Houston. The Rangers have an edge there if you can get past the whole Creed situation . We appreciate an underdog but ARI are scabs. We are pro-Phils for lead-off hitter Schwarber , Nats North , sneaky good hitting, and very specific heckling. And Liam. In the world outside the playoffs, the Giants interviewed Alyssa Nakken, the first woman to be an official candidate for an MLB manager position. Police blotter and international baseball collide, as Wander Franco may or may not play winter ball in the DR. Nelson Cruz has already committed to managing Team DR in the 2026 WBC so we are requesting leave now. We say “There’s a Maryland state dinosaur ?” “I met David Byrne in an elevator,” and “Peanuts are hard enough to get into a Japanese ballpark but we can get domestic abusers in there just fine.” Fight the man, send your game balls to Meredith , get boosted, and find us on Twitter @ncibpodcast , on Facebook @nocryinginbball , Instagram @nocryinginbball and on the Interweb at nocryinginbball.com . Please take a moment to subscribe to the show, and leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen to NCiB. Become a supporter at Patreon to help us keep doing what we do. Say goodnight, Pottymouth.…

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We Love Rock’n’Roll. Home field advantage? Notsomuch. 1:09:45

1 year پیش1:09:45

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One game into the Division Series, Patti and guest host Alexander Dacy remember some guys from the last time the Os and Rangers met in the playoffs, ponder if home field is really an advantage, and wonder if the expanded WC field is good for anyone but MLB’s bottom line. Jose Altuve sets a mark for first pitch homers in the first game of the postseason, as well as HR height differential between pitcher and batter. The Diamondbacks almost earn full team boyfriend status for the way they rallied around their GM as he cared for his wife living with a brain tumor , and then establishing a fund in her memory. Their status is immediately revoked when the team knowingly crossed picket lines for the second time in order to stay in an LA hotel where workers have been striking since July. Joan Jett, Billy Joel and Stevie Nicks, and Guns’n’Roses all have a postseason role to play, from anthems to traffic to just making some space. The Mets clean house – what is inappropriate use of the IL anyway? Lindsey Hill goes public after settling with Trevor Bauer. Alexander tells the tale of the here today gone next year Spire City Ghost Hounds and his tryout with the Atlantic League team. Congrats to Bo Knows Boyfriends, the winner of our very fun and somewhat ridiculous fantasy league. A big thank you to Alexander Dacy for sitting in for the traveling Pottymouth, who will be back for next week’s show. We say, “Convenience team? That’s like a pity date.” If there were a way that both teams could lose this series, I’d take it.” and “You lie to your kid’s school – you do whatever you need to do to get to the damn playoff game.” Fight the man, send your game balls to Meredith , get boosted, and find us on Twitter @ncibpodcast , on Facebook @nocryinginbball , Instagram @nocryinginbball and on the Interweb at nocryinginbball.com . Please take a moment to subscribe to the show, and leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen to NCiB. Become a supporter at Patreon to help us keep doing what we do. Say goodnight, Pottymouth.…

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Way More Fun Than You're Supposed To 1:02:36

1 year پیش1:02:36

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We hit the sweet spot between the end of the regular season and the kick off of the postseason. Corbin makes history, Adley sells some jerseys, Miggy Ro buys the kids Jordans, Myles steals all the bases, and Pottymouth considers extending Juan. Jazz, Josh, and Kim take the Marlins back to the postseason and Cal has things to say about why the Mariners are not there. We say heartfelt goodbyes to Tim Wakefield, and Mr. Oriole, Brooks Robinson . Farewells to Tito , near and dear to both of us, and to Miggy who has a great future ahead working with young players in the Tiger organization. The Giants call it done with Gabe , but we have no doubt he’ll get picked up quickly. Angel again demonstrates why the league needs better standards, or really any standards for umpire performance, but a kid gets a helmet. Turns out emotional support alligators are a real thing, but they still are not covered by ballpark policy in Philadelphia. It’s not too soon to prepare for Winter Ball, or to try to sell peanuts to Japanese ballparks. Congrats to the Orioles, cementing their OPACY home for another 30 years. We say, “between the Queen of England and Ozzy Ozbourne,” “the preponderance of Rutschmans,’ and “weird animals you could hold.” Fight the man, send your game balls to Meredith , get boosted, and find us on Twitter @ncibpodcast , on Facebook @nocryinginbball , Instagram @nocryinginbball and on the Interweb at nocryinginbball.com . Please take a moment to subscribe to the show, and leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen to NCiB. Become a supporter at Patreon to help us keep doing what we do. Say goodnight, Pottymouth.…

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You're Stuck With Us 50:26

1 year پیش50:26

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It’s that part of the season where records are falling, injuries are career changing, and so many playoff berths are still in play. Corbin Carroll and Julio Rodriguez are knocking down milestones for the young folks, Freddie Freeman shows for the older crowd, and Ronald Acuña Jr . is in a category all his own. Joey Votto uses his French (or French accent? We don’t know!) for the Children’s Theater of Cincinnati. Mark Vientos is heating up for the Hapless Mets at the same time Tommy Pham slams the team for their work ethic. Non-lawyer Pottymouth provides an intro to Immigration Law 101 in the context of Brusdar Graterol ’s mother finally able to travel from Venezuela to see her son pitch for the first time in seven years. Patron saint of the show, Sean Doolittle , announced his retirement and remains a role model for using his celebrity to support and give voice to marginalized and under-represented communities. The St. Pete Rays announced a not-quite-but-close agreement to stay in St. Pete, incorporating “intentional equity initiatives” including affordable housing, minority/women-owned business hiring commitments and a boatload of public funding. TIckets are on sale for Dominican baseball at Citifield in November and the Eurobaseball Championship is happening now in the Czech Republic. We say “Day drinking has never occurred to us before,” “Dictatorship is not in a good way,” and “sometimes an immigration lawyer makes her dinner.” Fight the man, send your game balls to Meredith , get boosted, and find us on Twitter @ncibpodcast , on Facebook @nocryinginbball , Instagram @nocryinginbball and on the Interweb at nocryinginbball.com . Please take a moment to subscribe to the show, and leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen to NCiB. Become a supporter at Patreon to help us keep doing what we do. Say goodnight, Pottymouth.…

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You Don’t Get Capitalized Until Your First Hit 48:51

1 year پیش48:51

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While Patti spent the weekend in her happy place, it was locker clean-out day all over the league. The Rays have purged their clubhouse of all things Wander, and the Dodgers have literally painted Julio Urias right out of their history. Shohei cleaned out his own locker but may not be completely absent the rest of the season. Pottymouth checks in with some neglected boyfriend and finds that Thairo Estrada is having his second 20+ stolen base season and leads the Giants in steals, hits, and doubles. Miguel Rojas has found a dance partner in Kiké at the same time his bat is kicking back in. Patti’s former OAK bf Matt Olson just set the Hammers’ single season record for home runs and leads the league in RBI. Nicky Lopez , initially her KC bf, may have to reschedule his early November wedding now that he too is a Hammer and they hope to have other plans at that time of year. Oriole Park at Camden Yards was the place to be this past weekend with the Os/Rays showdown. Adam Jones retired as an Oriole before the Friday game (check out his kids’ qHAR!), where Heston Kjerstad hit a home run for his first major league hit. Queen songs were sung loudly at Saturday’s game where we were “having a good time” watching Grayson Rodriguez pitch 8 shut out innings, Gunnar shocking Disney Prince Tyler Glasnow, and Tristan Gray learning you don’t get capitalized at OPACY until your first hit. Roberto Clemente Day was observed on Friday with a day of service for the Pirates, and presentations of each team’s nominee for the Clemente award. We crosstrain with the new Professional Women’s Hockey League who host their inaugural draft this week, with the backing of LAD minority owner Billie Jean King and LAD Chair Mark Walter. The Mets honored Maybelle Blair with their first Amazin’ Mets Foundation Legacy Award. Japan (undefeated since 2012) and Taiwan easily advanced through Group B of the Women’s Baseball World Cup . We say “This game goes to 11,” “Complicated and mathy” and “Kabbalistic cosmic number play.” Fight the man, send your game balls to Meredith , get boosted, and find us on Twitter @ncibpodcast , on Facebook @nocryinginbball , Instagram @nocryinginbball and on the Interweb at nocryinginbball.com . Please take a moment to subscribe to the show, and leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen to NCiB. Become a supporter at Patreon to help us keep doing what we do. Say goodnight, Pottymouth.…

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"Sell" Shirts in Red 39:57

1 year پیش39:57

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This snack-sized episode brought to you by the return of COVID. Was the media just stirring the pot or was it poking the bear making up conflict between Chas and Dusty ? We are grateful for the banana pudding tidbit outcome, however. Ha-Seong Kim stole five bases last week and may be the first Korean-born MLB player to win a Gold Glove. Check out this profile in The Athletic. Oswald Peraza teaches us some dance steps while toe tapping his way to better plate appearances. Kyle Schwarber , our favorite atypical lead-off hitter, is our only current boyfriend Roberto Clemente Award nominee, but the field is full of formers. Our Police Blotter ranges from “criminal” behavior by Nationals ownership to Criminal behavior by Julio Urías . The Nats cancel the leaked Strasburg retirement press conference while conducting behind the scenes shenanigans, while Urías does his best to become the first player to be suspended twice for domestic violence. Stealing bases is NOT a crime and the league is on pace for the second highest number of SBs since 1920, a full thousand more than last season. Rule changes are working as intended and it is so much fun to watch. Patti spins our pre-season predictions to make us sound SO much better than we look on paper. You too can, and should, be watching the Women’s Baseball World Cup Group B qualifying round. Please seek out “ Lost Diamonds , A History of Gender Rebellion in American Baseball,” the comic book series by Ellen Lindner . We say, “dealer’s choice bobbleheads,” “I’m more of the slow, ambulatory type,” and “I like people who are cute about Gunnar.” Fight the man, send your game balls to Meredith , get boosted, and find us on Twitter @ncibpodcast , on Facebook @nocryinginbball , Instagram @nocryinginbball and on the Interweb at nocryinginbball.com . Please take a moment to subscribe to the show, and leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen to NCiB. Become a supporter at Patreon to help us keep doing what we do. Say goodnight, Pottymouth.…

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Fast Guys Who Don't Quit 58:15

1 year پیش58:15

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Don’t you wish you had a week like Ronald Acuña Jr. ? Most of it, anyway – probably not the part that requires the update of NCiB Stadium Rules .. Miggy passes more all-time milestones and Triston chips away at the Rookie marks. TJ Friedl has no walk-up song for a reason that makes us like him even more. New guys are coming up all over the place this time of year. BOS’s Wilyer Abreu debuts at Minute Maid, where he thought he’d be an Astro. NYY’s Jasson Dominguez debuts with a homer off of Verlander. Our Police Blotter update the Wander Franco debacle with girl #3. Patti explains last week’s waiver madness , LAA’s plan, and the failure thereof. Pottymouth looks at Spanish language broadcasting in MLB and wonder why WAS is not part of that. It’s Ladies Night if you want to get your nails done, but maybe not if you want to learn more about women in baseball. And hey, COVID’s back - four CIN pitchers are out. We say “Like a guy-Cougar,” “We’re going to start colonizing things any time now,” and “We have no ‘ladies’ cred.” Fight the man, send your game balls to Meredith , and find us on Twitter @ncibpodcast , on Facebook @nocryinginbball , Instagram @nocryinginbball and on the Interweb at nocryinginbball.com . Please take a moment to subscribe to the show, and leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen to NCiB. Become a supporter at Patreon to help us keep doing what we do. Say goodnight, Pottymouth.…

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I Could Be a Bro 58:56

۲ years پیش58:56

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In our back to school episode, we distract Pottymouth from work stress with conversation about inclusive condiment races and Fenway/Dodgers East reunions. Mookie , Kiké, and the gang never disappoint. Cal Raleigh is quietly racking up records and personal bests. Trea proves the power of fan support. Luke can run fast if he has to but it's not his first choice. José Iglesia s takes a reggaeton star turn. So much pitcher churn with Stras retiring, Shohei out with the arm but in with the bat, The Rock stepping in for The Mountain , and #1 draft pick Paul Skenes filling the stands in Altoona. The City of San Francisco shows how to celebrate and elevate girls baseball, and Stella Weaver sets records in the LLWS. Our Police Blotter covers mysterious gunshot wounds at the Chicago White Sox game, and an overwhelmingly concerning absence of consen t rocking international women’s soccer. We say “I’ve never been closer to Charlie Blackmon’s beard,” “It’s like asking how much it costs when you are at Tiffany’s,” and “tomorrow is negative Christmas.” Fight the man, send your game balls to Meredith , and find us on Twitter @ncibpodcast , on Facebook @nocryinginbball , Instagram @nocryinginbball and on the Interweb at nocryinginbball.com . Please take a moment to subscribe to the show, and leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen to NCiB. Become a supporter at Patreon to help us keep doing what we do. Say goodnight, Pottymouth.…

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Christopher, Spencer, Bobby, and Julio 48:16

۲ years پیش48:16

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Christopher Morel , Spencer Torkelson , and Patti, are all too sexy for their shirts. Even if he doesn’t want them, Max keeps racking up the personal accomplishments. Kyle continues to own Nats Park, Bobby and Julio are two of a kind, Luis is all about the slam, and the 1983 WS MVP is all about Adley . Our Police Blotter is all Wander , who has been firmly placed on the NCiB’s no-fly list, while we wait for the various investigations to decide on the rest of his future. Gunnar got to choose between the cycle and his first four extra-base hit game, and he chose the team. Who then threw up their hands in disbelief that he ignored the cycle. The follow up on the cameraman Gunnar beaned hard with an errant throw is all good, even after he shared his prostate cancer diagnosis on top of the orbital bone fracture. Lessons to be learned on what’s important in life. We crosstrain with Women’s World Cup soccer and Pottymouth decides England’s keeper is a keeper. We say, “We’re at that point in the season where we say ‘We’re at that point in the season,” “toe to row, hoe to row, row to hoe,” and “Why not use your Mets ticket to see Shohei Ohtani?” Fight the man, send your game balls to Meredith , and find us on Twitter @ncibpodcast , on Facebook @nocryinginbball , Instagram @nocryinginbball and on the Interweb at nocryinginbball.com . Please take a moment to subscribe to the show, and leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen to NCiB. Become a supporter at Patreon to help us keep doing what we do. Say goodnight, Pottymouth.…

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Can Fenway be a Boyfriend? 48:50

۲ years پیش48:50

48:50

We were there to meet Luis Tiant *and* watch Kyle Isbel break the Green Monster, all while wearing Jerry Garcia jerseys. This is how we do baseball roadtrips. We missed Dominican night but it was a model for community outreach and service. Nicky Lopez rocks both the bat and the scoreless 9th now that he’s a Hammer. Miguel passes Tony, and Seiya teaches us that mental health days are an important tool. Phillies fans try something new by supporting a struggling player and it seems to work! Good things in the minor leagues as the ATL High-A affiliate drops the problematic name and asks for suggestions. Tell them your ideas (or tell them our idea and suggest the Hammers!). 19 year-old Jackson Holliday has his third five-hit game, and 21 year-old Dylan Crews wastes no time in going 4-5 including a grand slam. Suspensions and fines were awarded for the CLE/CWS Fight Night , including the longest suspension doled out by MLB (6 to TA), and a successful appeal reducing Jose’s from three to two games. Orioles ownership unites fans and baseball broadcasters nationwide against them as Angelos pulls star play by play guy Kevin Brown for completely factually describing the improvement of the team over past years. Makes no sense, yes? But Kevin Brown has been freed via chants, t shirts, and public humiliation of John Angelos. US Women’s Baseball is cruising through Group A play, living up to their RTEFW motto. Thunder Bay, baby. We say “He jiggles when you knock him,” “Ta-killah,” “I could be Mr. Smiley.” Fight the man, send your game balls to Meredith , and find us on Twitter @ncibpodcast , on Facebook @nocryinginbball , Instagram @nocryinginbball and on the Interweb at nocryinginbball.com . Please take a moment to subscribe to the show, and leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen to NCiB. Become a supporter at Patreon to help us keep doing what we do. Say goodnight, Pottymouth.…

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Breaking the Rules of Fight Club 56:29

۲ years پیش56:29

56:29

How can we *not* talk about Fight Club when it features dueling BFs? Patti’s former CLE BF Jose Ramirez clocks Patti’s former CWS BF and Down Goes Anderson. Mayhem clears the way for unexpected debut circumstances and a wild time to hear the SpongeBob theme. Patti and Pottymouth’s excellent adventure takes us to Cooperstown where we spend a Sunday at the Church of Baseball. Loved the Hall of Fame, but surprising no one, we have notes. Luis Urias heads to the Red Sox, which seems like a good fit, freeing up #2 on the Brewers for Brice Turang who hits a 3 run homer his first game with the new number that honors his dad. The Heart and Hustle (NCiB Boyfriend Awards) nominees are announced, and include current picks Corbin Carroll and Ha Seuong Kim, and ironically, Jose Ramirez and Tim Anderson. Harrison Bader makes a guest appearance in our girls in baseball segment, congratulating Alexa Cardona on her velocity and accuracy beaning her County Executive on the back of the head during the 4th of July parade from 100 feet away. Curtis Mead became the 34th Australian to play in MLB when he was called up to the Rays on Friday. Domingo Germán leads our Police Blotter by going on the restricted list while he attends inpatient treatment for alcohol abuse after clubhouse belligerence. Thank you A’s fans for your 5th inning Sell the Team chant. The Women’s Baseball World Cup Group A games begin and you can stream them! We share ballpark rules that we never thought we’d have to talk about. Please remember that ballplayers are on the job when they are at the game, and don't owe you anything besides playing their best game. We say “Our travel tips are totally worth the admission price to this podcast,” “ How many hahas do you need to finish your Brou?” and, “I would like a team nap room.” Fight the man, send your game balls to Meredith , and find us on Twitter @ncibpodcast , on Facebook @nocryinginbball , Instagram @nocryinginbball and on the Interweb at nocryinginbball.com . Please take a moment to subscribe to the show, and leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen to NCiB. Become a supporter at Patreon to help us keep doing what we do. Say goodnight, Pottymouth.…

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Middle Fingers and Father Time 56:56

۲ years پیش56:56

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As the trade deadline crashes down, Pottymouth kries for Kiké returning to the LAD, and Patti plots to wrangle Max away from The Kids’ fantasy team now that he’s a Ranger. The Mets fire sale may help Mark VIentos get regular playing time. Juan’s injured middle finger keeps going up and down, just like Pottymouth’s. Ha Seong Kim has sneaky WAR. We strongly suggest a broadcast future for Joey Votto when he’s ready for a career change. International baseball is coming to us! In November, Citi Field will welcome LIDOM’s Aguilas Cibaeñas vs. Tigres de Licey for three games, and Miami will host the Serie del Caribe in February. Plenty of time to request leave. Rob Manfred is never leaving – teams voted to extend his contract as commissioner until 2029. Bad for As, good for killing the blackout. We are grateful for the lovely gifts sent to us by friends of the show, and those of you who donated to Proud to Be in Baseball in honor of our 300th episode. Congrats to Anna on your prize package! We say, “I just want everyone to have a good hair day,” “So many people in tie dye,” and “My once and forever - for the time being.” Fight the man, send your game balls to Meredith , and find us on Twitter @ncibpodcast , on Facebook @nocryinginbball , Instagram @nocryinginbball and on the Interweb at nocryinginbball.com . Please take a moment to subscribe to the show, and leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen to NCiB. Become a supporter at Patreon to help us keep doing what we do. Say goodnight, Pottymouth.…

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If We Took a Holliday 44:50

۲ years پیش44:50

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We come away from a Bowie Baysox game with stars in our eyes for Jackson Holliday’s bat and water repellant gear in the form of giveaway Hawaiian shirts. Pottymouth catches us up with Nats BF CJ Abrams , and the surge of the other side of that trade, Juan Soto. Triston Casas homers twice off of Max and Cal Raleigh contributes to a SEA win rivaling the Taylor Swift concert across the street for excitement. Jarred kicks a water cooler and it ends exactly as badly as you’d think. We crosstrain with Messi’s debut and the departure of the Commander’s messy ownership, with beer. Those LSU boys continue to make draft history a week later. The ATL Hammers become the first publicly traded MLB franchise (does that open up an opportunity to influence a name change?), and we prep you for that other kind of trade as the deadline approaches next Tuesday. It’s Women in Baseball Week and we celebrate the Twins and Philly Girls Baseball participating in style as well as Stella Weaver, pitching in the Little League regionals. We’re already considering a return trip to Miami, for next February’s Serie del Caribe . Last chance to donate to Proud to Be in Baseball in honor of our 300th episode! “I defended someone in a Jeter jersey at Fenway so I can handle anything,” “Off the roof and through the charts,” and “a cigar is gateway to two fingers of whiskey and wearing a suit.” Fight the man, send your game balls to Meredith , and find us on Twitter @ncibpodcast , on Facebook @nocryinginbball , Instagram @nocryinginbball and on the Interweb at nocryinginbball.com . Please take a moment to subscribe to the show, and leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen to NCiB. Become a supporter at Patreon to help us keep doing what we do. Say goodnight, Pottymouth.…

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300, With Friends 48:38

۲ years پیش48:38

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Patti and Pottymouth celebrate our 300th episode with a peanut gallery of friends of the pod. Manny celebrated the occasion with his 300th homer. And we hope you celebrate with a donation to Proud to Be in Baseball. Pottymouth has a whole old out, new in, new out, old in boyfriend situation with Oswald Peraza and Rodolfo Castro . Chas McCormick’ s bat is ridiculously hot and his recent play in Seattle is ridiculously suspicious . Bobby Witt Jr and Drew Waters have magic in a blue bottle. Josh and Bo make some brotherly history. Pottymouth touts the appearance of vegan treats at ballparks and Patti tries to twist it into a whole air quote-y monopoly situation. We made some good calls about the Derby, where Adley made a switch-hitting splash as well as a red carpet splash with a daring suit and lovely mom and sister. 600 girls attend Baseball for All Nationals, and the US Women’s National team announces their roster and the schedule for qualifying rounds. LSU makes history in this year’s draft by sending the #1 pick to the Pirates and #2 to the Nationals. MLB expands its international tour for next season to include games in the DR, South Korea , Mexico CIty, and London. We say, “We are a cheap date,” “Did you say a *risky* or a *whiskey* decision?” and “My favorite furniture and my favorite author are both Swedish.” Fight the man, send your game balls to Meredith , and find us on Twitter @ncibpodcast , on Facebook @nocryinginbball , Instagram @nocryinginbball and on the Interweb at nocryinginbball.com . Please take a moment to subscribe to the show, and leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen to NCiB. Become a supporter at Patreon to help us keep doing what we do. Say goodnight, Pottymouth.…

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Rued and Woo-ed at the All Star Break 38:30

۲ years پیش38:30

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This snack-sized episode comes at your from the bar at an airport observation deck. We boldly make HR Derby predictions from our hearts and our heads, knowing full well you’ll know the results before you even hear the show. We share tales of our favorite rookie of the year picks, Corbin and Gunnnar, and are happy to see Alek Manoah back to the bigs. Is there anything EDLC can’t do? The Red Sox bring back some Pottymouth boyfriends, and Joey brings back his home run swing. We review our pre-season predictions here at the All Star Break and we are in better shape than one would think. David Bednar gifts Kershaw some local beer for the opportunity for his All Star moment, and we appreciate the move. The NYYs lose yet another pitcher to a suspension for violating the league’s domestic violence policy . The Baseball for All Nationals happen this week in Kentucky, bigger and better every time. Please help us recognize our upcoming 300th episode by donating to our friends at Proud to Be in Baseball and send us your donation receipt – you may win a prize! We say “If they were dating it would be Vlad-ley,” “Rain o’clock,” and “ that’s exactly what I meant, without the vulgarity.” Fight the man, send your game balls to Meredith , and find us on Twitter @ncibpodcast , on Facebook @nocryinginbball , Instagram @nocryinginbball and on the Interweb at nocryinginbball.com . Please take a moment to subscribe to the show, and leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen to NCiB. Become a supporter at Patreon to help us keep doing what we do. Say goodnight, Pottymouth.…

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We Rate Apologies, Not Women 1:00:55

۲ years پیش1:00:55

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Pottymouth goes full teacher and provides an apology teaching moment with both the Brockton Rox and Alex Cora . Patti goes teacher wannabe trying to get Pottymouth to say “uniform” and not “outfit. ” We review the ASG uniforms, selections, and how All Star rosters get there . There are a lot of brothers facing off in MLB, including some boyfriends and guest appearances by significant others and a cat . Spencer listens to Miggy but not Dad, and TEX does not listen to us regarding RP acquisitions . Please help Patti get a commemorative “I Drank From the World’s Largest Old Fashioned” glass from the Madison Mallards . Crosstraining this week is with the NHL as they and the NHLPA announce their Player Inclusion Commision . Help us celebrate our upcoming 300th episode by donating to Proud To Be In Baseball , and we may reward you with a prize. We say “If you have a chance to feed baseball players, feed baseball players,” “a three-legged stool and everyone else sits on top,” and “we have a LOT of opinions per capita.” Fight the man, send your game balls to Meredith , and find us on Twitter @ncibpodcast , on Facebook @nocryinginbball , Instagram @nocryinginbball and on the Interweb at nocryinginbball.com . Please take a moment to subscribe to the show, and leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen to NCiB. Become a supporter at Patreon to help us keep doing what we do. Say goodnight, Pottymouth.…

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Geaux Tigers 52:56

۲ years پیش52:56

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As June rolls to a close, Gabe Kapler surprises us in the best of ways, and the NHL provides a Police Blotter and Crosstraining in one convenient and disappointing package. All Star Voting is all about the boyfriends, rigged or not . Will Julio Rodriguez have that Hometown Harper Derby magic? The SELL shirt from the As reverse boycott scores a place in Cooperstown. We heartily endorse tourism by baseball players (we’re looking at you, Christopher Morel) as they enjoy London and plan for more overseas series . But seriously, how about those Reds ? Patti gives Pottymouth dibs on Elly, but will likely regret it after seeing him play in person this week. BF Mickey Moniak goes 5-5 in the Angels rout of the Rockies , and LAA takes Mike Moustakas as their spoils of war. The College World Series showcases jello shots and racy dance moves and where has it been all our lives (we ask while wearing our LSU gear). Pottymouth provides excellent pro-tips for concert-going at ballparks and does not fall for Patti’s tricks to get her to say Citifield > Fenway, even with the Lindor family’s influence. We say, “Your Venn Diagram is here,” “I made up for it with day drinking,” and a surprising amount about home births. Fight the man, send your game balls to Meredith , and find us on Twitter @ncibpodcast , on Facebook @nocryinginbball , Instagram @nocryinginbball and on the Interweb at nocryinginbball.com . Please take a moment to subscribe to the show, and leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen to NCiB. Become a supporter at Patreon to help us keep doing what we do. Say goodnight, Pottymouth.…

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Some of My Best Friends host Pride Nights 40:41

۲ years پیش40:41

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Mark Canha walks right up to Pride, Kevin Gausman shows Anthony Bass how one embraces inclusion, and Chaim Bloom is as clear as LA Pride protesters . Patti notes that the Rangers, the only team not to host a Pride Night , IS hosting next year’s ASG in case anyone wanted to do anything with that information. MLB tries to figure out Juneteenth . Vinnie tears his labrum, Spencer breaks Joe Mauer, ish, and Miggy ties A-Rod. We have so many questions about Oswaldo Cabrera ’s accessories. A’s fans stage a reverse boycott as a response to all the victim-blaming for the move of the team to Vegas, and Oakland’s mayor points out a double-standard. Patti and the Pottymouth consider playing fast and loose with the fantasy league. Our 300th episode is coming up, want to join us for a recording? We say ”You guys are capitalists, you know how this works,” “Anzoátegui,” and, “F*&^ you if your personal views are discriminatory.” Fight the man, send your game balls to Meredith , and find us on Twitter @ncibpodcast , on Facebook @nocryinginbball , Instagram @nocryinginbball and on the Interweb at nocryinginbball.com . Please take a moment to subscribe to the show, and leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen to NCiB. Become a supporter at Patreon to help us keep doing what we do. Say goodnight, Pottymouth.…

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Just Flinch More 46:23

۲ years پیش46:23

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Pottymouth gives the rundown on all the pitcher drama, from Alek Manoah getting sent so very far down, Anthony Bass burning his opportunity for redemption and getting both DFA’d and booed, and the questionable conversation around Matt Dermody . Patti reassures Pottymouth’s dad that Triston Casas will be just fine, and Michael Harris reassures Patti that he will be just fine. Brothers Ramon (Os) and Luis (Brewers) Urias faced off for the very first time. Our police blotter focuses on the pitch clock at the Bank , where 15 seconds seems to go way faster than at other ballparks. Patti points out that Justin Turner fouling a ball off the forehead of Yankees’ radio broadcaster John Sterling makes her regular flinching at inside pitches and fouls coming for the pressbox (behind netting, but still) completely reasonable so please stop teasing her. Leonel Messi comes to the MLS, which is solidly related to baseball because of the welcome from Marlins players, and the possible side hustle for Pottymouth who offers her services as a teacher of English. We say “Are you saying Fenway is a scam?” “Tweet of Matt’s, it’s like Book of Mormon,” and “Dear Mr. Beckham, I’d like to help your newest acquisition.” Fight the man, send your game balls to Meredith , and find us on Twitter @ncibpodcast , on Facebook @nocryinginbball , Instagram @nocryinginbball and on the Interweb at nocryinginbball.com . Please take a moment to subscribe to the show, and leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen to NCiB. Become a supporter at Patreon to help us keep doing what we do. Say goodnight, Pottymouth.…

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The Good, the Bigot, and the Object Lesson 53:32

۲ years پیش53:32

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Happy Pride to all! Marcus Stroman sets the bar high, Mike Pence demands an apology for what he does not understand, and the Blue Jays teach us how a team can help its players be better people. Aquaman opts out, Chas and Nicky bounce back, and Joey adjusts his brain to a DH role. We discuss A-Rod’s gums , but not as much as he does. Patti tries to explain the business of cable-based regional sports networks , blackouts, and fair market value. We cross-train with the Celtics and commencement, and celebrate the all-female umpire crew working the Cuban National Series. Patti cheats on Pottymouth by dating another podcast – check her out on the Daily Deuce . We say “Pretend you are the Dewey Decimal System and file it under Mythology,” “It’s something I used to eschew,” and “You said “eschew perfectly.” Fight the man, send your game balls to Meredith , and find us on Twitter @ncibpodcast , on Facebook @nocryinginbball , Instagram @nocryinginbball and on the Interweb at nocryinginbball.com . Please take a moment to subscribe to the show, and leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen to NCiB. Become a supporter at Patreon to help us keep doing what we do. Say goodnight, Pottymouth.…

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You Can’t See What You’re Not Looking For 47:16

۲ years پیش47:16

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Patti defends Baltimore’s City Connect choices – it’s high concept, people. We discuss booing by fans AND by moms (We don’t like it but it seems to work for Trea). Adley goofs off at the MLB flagship store. Luke Raley strikes out Vladdy, then gets lit up. Christopher Morel can’t stop raking. Craig Kimbrel reaches a milestone. In the Police Blotter, The Dodgers apologize to the Sisters, Glen Kuiper gets fired for his not-really-a-flub, and Aaron Boone keeps on getting tossed, this time for “expectorating.” Summer collegiate leagues are starting, and Broxton Rocks Marika Lyszczyk becomes the first woman in the Futures Collegiate Baseball League. Good luck to Venezuela’s Francys Sandoval , the only girl playing in the 12U Baseball World Cup. We say “It’s a very light toddy,” “Take backsies and a spit take,” and “you can’t say holy shit to that.” Fight the man, send your game balls to Meredith , and find us on Twitter @ncibpodcast , on Facebook @nocryinginbball , Instagram @nocryinginbball and on the Interweb at nocryinginbball.com . Please take a moment to subscribe to the show, and leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen to NCiB. Become a supporter at Patreon to help us keep doing what we do. Say goodnight, Pottymouth.…

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Otherwise you are just yelling Sports! 49:07

۲ years پیش49:07

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Join us for birthday cross training, swag fails, rule corollaries, and a guest appearance by West Coast Correspondent Deborah. Adolis > Aaron, Mark Vientos comes up and Yahoo won’t let Patti capitalize on that, Seiya is turning a corner, and Bryce Miller scores an emergency fantasy draft. Deborah and Jayson Stark do a deep dive into the state of the new rules, and if the A’s are bad, or Spider -bad. Liam Hendriks brings the love through food trucks. We take an upstream look at the Dodgers vs. The Sisters debacle. Zac Gallen channels Randy Johnson in the worst way, and we revisit Sticky vs. Tacky on the occasion of Domingo Germán ’s suspension. Deborah is going to buy this shirt , you might want to, too. Congratulations, Pottymouth, Jr. We say, “No scrum for swag rule,” “All those guys are 0 for Tuesday,” and “Mommy and Mommy are fighting again.” Fight the man, send your game balls to Meredith , and find us on Twitter @ncibpodcast , on Facebook @nocryinginbball , Instagram @nocryinginbball and on the Interweb at nocryinginbball.com . Please take a moment to subscribe to the show, and leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen to NCiB. Become a supporter at Patreon to help us keep doing what we do. Say goodnight, Pottymouth.…

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MacGyver, Mickey, and Mothers Day 54:22

۲ years پیش54:22

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Nothing better for these moms than talking baseball on Mothers Day, plus a detour to the farmers market for bread and booze, to NYC for a show, and a little sitcom talk . The entire AL East remains above .500 which makes us proud and pissed at the same time. Cedric Mullins hit for the cycle during Patti’s book club and Triston Casas “regrets” his 442’ homer. If Mickey Moniak ’s season debut including a homer and 2 stolen bases on his 25th birthday had happened for the NYY instead of the LAA, Harrison Bader would have gifted him a very nice bottle of wine. Pottymouth checks in on not-in-her lineup boyfriends plus new to her lineup Christopher Morel . Kenley Jansen gets his 400th save but gets drawn offsides by Willson Contreras , more than once. Crosstraining and the Police Blotter are one and the same as college basketball and the NHL join MLB for slurs and insensitivity. Start prepping for next summer’s Women’s Baseball World Cup now – opening play-in rounds start next week. We say, “If you can make the ice work, I can make the next drink work,” “We did not need to use duct tape or a paper clip at any point,” and “I’m going to explain logic.” Fight the man, send your game balls to Meredith , and find us on Twitter @ncibpodcast , on Facebook @nocryinginbball , Instagram @nocryinginbball and on the Interweb at nocryinginbball.com . Please take a moment to subscribe to the show, and leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen to NCiB. Become a supporter at Patreon to help us keep doing what we do. Say goodnight, Pottymouth.…

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Synagogue of Baseball 54:17

۲ years پیش54:17

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We agree with Fernando Tatis, Jr. when he says, “who doesn’t love Ha-Seong Kim ?” Max Muncy flexes his dad power. Pottymouth’s weekly Kiké mention is really about the ceremonial first pitch of his model cousin Sofía Jirau . Last Friday’s Hammers vs Os game, with Max Fried vs. Dean Kremer, was the 5th time in MLB history with two Jewish starting pitchers. The High A Hillsboro Hops (with manager Ronnie Gajownik) vs. Vancouver Canadians (Ashley Stephenson position coach) series brought us women in uniform on both sides of the field. Our Police Blotter features a conversation of when is a flub really a flub as we discuss the suspension of Glen Kuiper , As broadcaster, for his on-air racial slur. We highlight the international asshattery of Trevor Bauer, and the multiple plunkings of Arozarena . Bryce Harper and Jose Altuve come back quickly, and Liam Hendriks shines in a rehab start. Justine Siega l piles on the impressive firsts by adding “first woman to coach in LMB.” Our pre-season predictions predictably stink. We say, “It’s perfectly acceptable for Arozarena to do his pose at third WHEN HE HITS A TRIPLE,” “Dad to dad baton thing,” and “I bet *he* can rollerblade and not pull anything.” Get boosted, fight the man, send your game balls to Meredith , and find us on Twitter @ncibpodcast , on Facebook @nocryinginbball , Instagram @nocryinginbball and on the Interweb at nocryinginbball.com . Please take a moment to subscribe to the show, and leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen to NCiB. Become a supporter at Patreon to help us keep doing what we do. Say goodnight, Pottymouth.…

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Every Time a Frog Chirps 55:29

۲ years پیش55:29

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Crosstraining with Games 7 provides the opportunity to revisit both grammar and the “gear algorithm.” Vocabulary lessons include “hamate excision,” “batter’s eye,” and “cheezstayk” (which Patti objects to on many levels). Pottymouth’s trip to Philadelphia includes a great showing by Patti’s former bfs (Castellanos, Pache, and Marsh), an Aquaman sighting, and beer as souvenirs because it is always the right size. Yu Chang is about to obtain superpowers, Corbin Carroll has super speed, and LA has something super as there are a large number of Little Tiny Dodgers . Patti’s bfs Raleigh and Raley are not only alliterative, but also repetitive with the homers. Our Police Blotter includes suspicious edits , a pottymouth but not in a good way, and an opportunity to say “run it out.” Pottymouth is all about the Mexico series, especially swag bags , and the Padres and Giants spending time out in the community , but MLB expansion there is not likely. We say “I wish there were more Pucker,” “zombie apocalypse,” and “he only wears his shirt unbuttoned one button but it feels like more.” Get boosted, fight the man, send your game balls to Meredith , and find us on Twitter @ncibpodcast , on Facebook @nocryinginbball , Instagram @nocryinginbball and on the Interweb at nocryinginbball.com . Please take a moment to subscribe to the show, and leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen to NCiB. Become a supporter at Patreon to help us keep doing what we do. Say goodnight, Pottymouth.…

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Sliding Scale of Sticky 57:47

۲ years پیش57:47

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The A’s buy land in Las Vegas so of course Patti and West Coast Correspondent Deborah talk anti-gentrification, environmental clean-up, affordable housing, and pitch a cross-training idea of an NHL expansion team at Howard Terminal. Max Scherzer takes over the Police Blotter with his ejection for hands “the stickiest it's been.” The case in point pigeon delay leads WCCD to express some compassion for umpires dealing with new rules with little guidance. Manny makes a kid’s day, Kiké expresses 100th homer joy in a fully Pottymouth way. Bryce is a medical miracle, Joey’s bat wakes up as soon as Patti benches him, Vladdy is no friend of the NYY, and Josh Harrison just keeps doing his job. We say “Coffee is my beer,” “Inigo Montoya moment,” and “having dirt bike accidents and not telling the team before it was cool.” Get boosted, fight the man, send your game balls to Meredith , and find us on Twitter @ncibpodcast , on Facebook @nocryinginbball , Instagram @nocryinginbball and on the Interweb at nocryinginbball.com . Please take a moment to subscribe to the show, and leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen to NCiB. Become a supporter at Patreon to help us keep doing what we do. Say goodnight, Pottymouth.…

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We’ve got a Policy for That. Ish. 57:58

۲ years پیش57:58

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Jackie Robinson Day always teaches us something new. The 2013 Red Sox commemorate the 10th anniversary of the Boston Marathon bombing , Pedro begins a mentoring program, and Pottymouth takes issue with the bleeping of David Ortiz. Yu Chang starts hitting, Jarred Kelenic hits it far, and Franchy is hitting big for the wrong team. Patti dives into the math around the uptick in stolen bases – will this year’s champ hit 60? 80? And Trea wants to make sure we’re stealing for the right reasons. Tatis finally gets a shot at AAA ball. We’re with Rocco in the Police Blotter where he takes issue with umpires allowing Doming Germán to remain in a game after not following the crew chief’s directive, and we’re baffled about the “umpire discretion/ we’ve got a policy but no one followed it ” pitch clock violation when all the Dodgers fans wanted to do was welcome Cody home. Yankees broadcasters need to understand that kids from Cleveland get to rock long hair , even when forced to wear a NYY uni. A handful of teams are extending alcohol sales past the 7th inning, given the increased speed of the game, begging the question of the goal of ending sales early – it used to be to prevent drunk driving – which seems to be a moving target. Don’t get us wrong, we’re all in for a second beer because we are either on the metro or with a designated driver, but the policy, dammit. Stay tuned for what happens next weekend when the Pottymouth’s ditch Patti for a baseball trip to see the Phils and the Iron Pigs/Woo Sox. We say “way more wahoo than I’m comfortable with” “welcome back to three years ago”, and “he’s good to go until he gets on a bike.” Get boosted, fight the man, send your game balls to Meredith , and find us on Twitter @ncibpodcast , on Facebook @nocryinginbball , Instagram @nocryinginbball and on the Interweb at nocryinginbball.com . Please take a moment to subscribe to the show, and leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen to NCiB. Become a supporter at Patreon to help us keep doing what we do. Say goodnight, Pottymouth.…

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We All Need a Time-Out 58:18

۲ years پیش58:18

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The governor of Maryland shows that he postgames like we pregame, so he is our people. Our Brewer’s boyfriends get our attention this week as Brice Turang grand slams for his first HR, and Garrett and Haley Cruse Mitchell have some social media fun. Patti’s CLE bf Myles Straw leads the league in stolen bases and gives Patti her only lead in fantasy baseball. In a BF plus one crosstraining note, we wish Mallory Swanson a speedy recovery. We note that Corbin Carroll does not dig himself out of the ”parents dropped me off for the first day of school” issue by saying that they just needed the car. The unforeseen consequence of the pitch clock appears to be the frequency in which players will now appear on the Police Blotter for reacting to not being granted their requested time out. Manny is the first, of course, to be tossed for arguing the issue, followed closely by Tim Anderson . Anthony Rendon continues his descent from his former once and forever bf status with his suspension for an altercation with a mouthy fan. Dartmouth says it’s climate change and Emory says watch us score all the runs. Thanks to Jeff Passan we have more of the story of how the minor league CBA came to be. The Copa de la Diversión is bigger this year so prepare to buy all the merch and get yourself to at least one of the 400 Fun Cup games this season. We say “Bartles and Jaymes,” “keep that name in your rolodex,” and “anthropomorphizing alcohol. ”Get boosted, fight the man, send your game balls to Meredith , and find us on Twitter @ncibpodcast , on Facebook @nocryinginbball , Instagram @nocryinginbball and on the Interweb at nocryinginbball.com . Please take a moment to subscribe to the show, and leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen to NCiB. Become a supporter at Patreon to help us keep doing what we do. Say goodnight, Pottymouth.…

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Baseball Country: Interview with Bryan Ruby 52:22

۲ years پیش52:22

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Join Patti and Pottymouth for a conversation with Bryan Ruby , ballplayer, country music artist, and founder of Proud to Be in Baseball . Come for the important conversation about creating a safe space for LGBTQ+ baseball players , learn about the life of a journeyman baseball player, and share some country music dreams. Stay for the qHAR tips and the near miss of being named for Cal Ripken, Jr. Find Baseball Country , Left Field, and more of Bryan's music in "all the places," and look for him at a ballpark near you this summer.…

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Adleytude 1:06:27

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In which we make likely terrible predictions for the upcoming season, celebrate the new CBA for Minor League players, and share a teaser of our upcoming interview with ballplayer, country music artist, and founder of Proud to be in Baseball , Bryan Ruby. Adley Rutschman sets an enormous number of firsts on his first Opening Day. Pottymouth heads to Boston to reassure Dad about some particular Red Sox. We look at the effect of MLB’s new rules on game time, stolen bases, and beer sales based on one day of data. Minor Leaguers ratified their first ever CBA , more than doubling their salaries and improving their living conditions in one fell swoop. Patti and Pottymouth make their annual predictions on standings, championships, and individual awards, rooted deeply in research and not at all on small sample sizes and whims. Pottymouth wants you to Czech out more international baseball. Be sure to subscribe to the show so you don’t miss our full length interview with Bryan Ruby , dropping later this week! We say “Raking on both sides of the situation,” “So Much Painful,” and “Bracket to win, bracket of your heart, and bracket just to mix things up.” Get boosted, fight the man, send your game balls to Meredith , and find us on Twitter @ncibpodcast , on Facebook @nocryinginbball , Instagram @nocryinginbball and on the Interweb at nocryinginbball.com . Please take a moment to subscribe to the show, and leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen to NCiB. Become a supporter at Patreon to help us keep doing what we do. Say goodnight, Pottymouth.…

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Party Like It's 1968 49:00

۲ years پیش49:00

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We kick off Season 7 (!) with a World Baseball Classic wrap-up, an Opening Day kick off, and an intro to our flocks of pitchers. The WBC left many happy results in its wake. Team Australia’s Mitch Neunborn was signed by the Phils, Nicaraguan closer Duque Hebbert signed on site by the Tigers, and Team Israel built new ballfields. There were so many more eyeballs on the games, fans in the seats , and merch in the shopping carts than ever before. Closing out our Fantasy Boyfriend Baseball League recruitment, Pottymouth claims the Blue Jays as her pitching flock, with a focus on Alek Manoah . Patti takes the newly shiny Rangers , which allows her to reference rodeos *twice.* And we had to make our tough calls to narrow down this year’s boyfriend group to fantasy team rosters. NCiB hero Kim Ng is appointed to the President’s Council on Sports, Fitness and Nutrition, and 13 women will take the field as uniformed coaches this season. MLB gets a sense of humor and uses noted rule-follower Tim Anderson and others to explain the rule changes for this season. We say “I throw a nice party and I gotta big screen,” “bouncing Czechs,” and “Alek Manoah may have gone shopping but so did the Rangers.” Get boosted, fight the man, send your game balls to Meredith , and find us on Twitter @ncibpodcast , on Facebook @nocryinginbball , Instagram @nocryinginbball and on the Interweb at nocryinginbball.com . Please take a moment to subscribe to the show, and leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen to NCiB. Become a supporter at Patreon to help us keep doing what we do. Say goodnight, Pottymouth.…

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We Saw the Tide Turnered 54:21

۲ years پیش54:21

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Do we sound sultry or gravelly after three straight days of cheering at World Baseball Classic games, the best baseball weekend of our lives? You make the call. We’ve got the details of what it felt like in the stands , where everyone hung on every pitch , made new best friends , and danced it off won or lost outside the ballpark. Because there is other baseball too, we’ve got our last weekend of baseball boyfriends. Our Astros guys were both drafted as seniors in rounds that no longer exist, David Hensley for Pottymouth and Chas McCormick for Patti. For the Dodgers, we have battling second basemen in Pottymouth’s Miguel Vargas and Patti’s Michael Busch . Darren buys Dusty a grand slam dinner , we watch the birth of a ritual , and we are officially back on misguided sticky stuff enforcement. We say “the chaos and the roosters,” “Could have done without Reagan in front of me,” and “ He broke Altuve. ” Get boosted, fight the man, send your game balls to Meredith , and find us on Twitter @ncibpodcast , on Facebook @nocryinginbball , Instagram @nocryinginbball and on the Interweb at nocryinginbball.com . Please take a moment to subscribe to the show, and leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen to NCiB. Become a supporter at Patreon to help us keep doing what we do. Say goodnight, Pottymouth.…

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Too Much Baseball? 58:06

۲ years پیش58:06

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World Baseball Classic and Spring Training at the same time? It is an embarrassment of riches leading to overwhelming choices and lack of sleep. Pottymouth’s boyfriends this week are 22 year old shortstops that are a little mysterious, and Patti chooses center fielders playing for their home teams and we both have to get past childhood grudges to do so. For the Yankees, Pottymouth picks Oswald Peraza who we probably saw in Rochester and just missed in Pulaski. Patti picks new Yankee Harrison Bader , who manages to keep up qHAR even after the flow gets the NYY treatment. For Atlanta, Pottymouth selects funny man Vaughn Grissom , while Patti goes with Vaughn’s pal and 2022 Rookie of the Year Michael Harris II . The WBC brought the chaos with a five way tie in Pool A, and our Team Italy bfs Nicky and Vinny are moving on. Yu Chang is the Pool’s MVP and yet his team finished last. An electrician struck out Ohtani, Team USA sports bacon on its jerseys, and the Marlins front office makes it really onerous to buy WBC tickets if you live out of town. We say “Big ass wheels,” “I’m going to keep that grudge as a policy statement,” and “If you don’t know what Happy Days is, I can’t help you.” Get boosted, fight the man, send your game balls to Meredith , and find us on Twitter @ncibpodcast , on Facebook @nocryinginbball , Instagram @nocryinginbball and on the Interweb at nocryinginbball.com . Please take a moment to subscribe to the show, and leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen to NCiB. Become a supporter at Patreon to help us keep doing what we do. Say goodnight, Pottymouth.…

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You say Kiké I say Manny 57:16

۲ years پیش57:16

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Pottymouth convinces Patti that Jason Momoa is thematic because Samoan and because Jorge Alfaro. We’ve got boyfriends on the Guardians and the Mets. Max messes with the pitch clock rules , the Red Sox mess with shift rules , and the Os and Pirates don’t need no stinkin’ badges . Cleveland girl Patti is so happy to talk Guardian boyfriends, and of course she and Pottymouth pick gold glove outfield pals – Pottymouth with breakout star Steven Kwan , and Patti with literally jumping to Kwan’s defense Myles Straw . Over at the Mets, Pottymouth bets on the sexy defense of Luis Guillorme , and Patti selects Escobar protege Mark Vientos . Former bf Kiké shares a most embarrassing moment, and Jayme Hoskins brings the plus one to Patti’s former pick of Rhys. Ronnie Gajownik gets a bench coach shot at Dbacks spring training, and the Red Sox bring Taylor Jackson on as a single A on-field coach. Vladdy has to back out of the WBC, still leaving a loaded line up behind on the DR team. Duran and Verdugo present a country report on Mexico, and the X-Man has us on the hunt for honkballer swag. We crosstrain with the NHL, profiling some pride nights done right, from the solid C of the Ottawa Senators and their T shirt rainbow of an arena, to the A+ of the Anaheim Ducks, from the jersey design involvement of long-time in-house organist, Lindsay Imber , incorporating community organizations, fundraising, thematic giveaways, and visible involvement of team members. We say “Is that why our beer is pink?” “I think it was better than the first one but I don't remember the first one,” and “You think the music is only in your head, but it's not.” Get boosted, fight the man, send your game balls to Meredith , and find us on Twitter @ncibpodcast , on Facebook @nocryinginbball , Instagram @nocryinginbball and on the Interweb at nocryinginbball.com . Please take a moment to subscribe to the show, and leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen to NCiB. Become a supporter at Patreon to help us keep doing what we do. Say goodnight, Pottymouth.…

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The Quirk That Works 58:44

۲ years پیش58:44

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We profile boyfriends from Toronto and St. Louis, detail the shake up in the Os quality hair above replacement (qHAR), and share first day fun with the pitch clock. Alejandro “Captain” Kirk is still a Spring Training no-show for all the right reasons, and is Pottymouth’s TOR bf for this season. Patti selects TOR trilingual utility player Otto Lopez because baseball is the universal language. On the Cards side of things, Pottymouth picks Pujols mentee Juan Yepez while Patti chooses the fast-tracked big bat of Alec “Burly” Burleson . Patti tries to bring the calm regarding the new pitch clock rules – it’s day one, friends, take a breath! In labor news, Tony Clark draws a line in the sand over salary caps while San Diego and Pittsburgh show opposite ends of small-market spending. Manny gets his extension, Bobby sends a home run right to the gut, and we enjoy MLB’s school picture day. We say “designated driver of the podcast,” “Usually i’m very pro-dark lord,” and “I ride Bus 4.” Get boosted, fight the man, send your game balls to Meredith , and find us on Twitter @ncibpodcast , on Facebook @nocryinginbball , Instagram @nocryinginbball and on the Interweb at nocryinginbball.com . Please take a moment to subscribe to the show, and leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen to NCiB. Become a supporter at Patreon to help us keep doing what we do. Say goodnight, Pottymouth.…

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Que lo que 58:18

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Much ado about Manny Machado as he announces intent to opt out of his contract next year, has a cameo in Pottymouth’s bf conversation and a full on support role in Patti’s. Patti picked Ha-Seong Kim as her SD bf only partially to say nice things about Manny. Pottymouth goes all young, dynamic Dominican players this week by continuing with Juan Soto as her once and forever for SD, and selecting ROY Julio Rodriguez for SEA (which causes us to purchase tickets to a women’s soccer game because we cross-train). Patti seems to have a thing for switch-hitting catchers, evidenced by her selection of Cal Raleigh as her SEA bf. Most pitchers and catchers reported last week, with some notable exceptions, and arbitration concludes with teams winning over players 13-6. CWS minor leaguer Anderson Comas comes out via Instagram, in two languages. Mike Clevenger defends himself in Spring Training media interviews, to the extent he is allowed. Patti aces the pop quiz on WBC trivia, Waino and Yadi tease us with big competitive fun, and the Czech WBC team shows heart by sharing baseball skills with kids from local orphanages. We say “They probably went to prom together,” “Can be sexy all over the place,” and “Too weak to lift the credit card.” Get boosted, fight the man, send your game balls to Meredith , and find us on Twitter @ncibpodcast , on Facebook @nocryinginbball , Instagram @nocryinginbball and on the Interweb at nocryinginbball.com . Please take a moment to subscribe to the show, and leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen to NCiB. Become a supporter at Patreon to help us keep doing what we do. Say goodnight, Pottymouth.…

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Comeback Heroes, Ohio Boys, and The Big Game 1:00:03

۲ years پیش1:00:03

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We recorded right before The Big Game, putting “Go, Eagles” on record. Purely coincidentally this is Phillies (and Rays) boyfriend week. For Tampa Bay, Pottymouth chooses winter ball favorite Christian Bethancourt and Patti goes for Charm City Villain Luke Raley . Finally, FINALLY, Pottymouth names Kyle from Waltham as her Phillies boyfriend, while Patti scoops up an entire family with her choice of Josh Harrison . Amanda Komekona is named as the first woman on-field coach for Guardians, which ESPN calls a trend and we call a move to equity. The Angelos family eliminates family legal drama as a distraction for Os fans, letting everyone focus on team sale rumors and regional sports network mayhem instead. The Tigres de Licey are the champions of the Serie del Caribe , giving the Dominican Republic its 22nd win. So many boyfriends NOT playing in the WBC after all, so we are focusing on merch . The Mets take out a local Superbowl ad , with an eye for knocking out the NYY for Global domination. We say, “I can’t even bring a cheesesteak over,” “Don’t ban books,” and “I’ll look it up while you’re talking.” Get boosted, fight the man, send your game balls to Meredith , and find us on Twitter @ncibpodcast , on Facebook @nocryinginbball , Instagram @nocryinginbball and on the Interweb at nocryinginbball.com . Please take a moment to subscribe to the show, and leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen to NCiB. Become a supporter at Patreon to help us keep doing what we do. Say goodnight, Pottymouth.…

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Love and Money 53:47

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Our Orioles boyfriends include Patti’s once and forever boyfriend and birthday boy Adley Rutschman , and Pottymouth’s selection of Ramon Urias , completing a boyfriend brother set. Pottymouth’s Brewers choice is a twofer as Garrett Mitchell is pretty great on his own but add in his wife Haley and he’s a sure thing. Patti goes for prospect Brice Turang and his large, remarkably athletic family. We celebrate Toronto pitcher José Berríos working to repair baseball parks in Puerto Rico through his foundation, along with Mets closer Edwin Diaz, and former boyfriends Francisco Lindor and Javier Baez. Discussion of Cole Tucker ’s engagement to Vanessa Hudgens leads to online meditation and the absence of High School Musical in Pottymouth’s world. In our Business Beat, we talk advertising on jersey sleeves as well as new plans for redevelopment involving Orioles and Rays ballparks. Turns out Ronnie Gajownik checks off even more boxes in her role as manager of the High A Hillsboro Hops. The Serie del Caribe continues through this week – catch some games! Patti suggests that if you have time for one more podcast this week, you check out the interview with Grayson Rodriquez on the Baseball Bar-B-Cast . We say “over-driven and under-beered,” “donut sliders,” and “she’s my spirit animal.” Get boosted, fight the man, send your game balls to Meredith, and find us on Twitter @ncibpodcast, on Facebook @nocryinginbball, Instagram @nocryinginbball and on the Interweb at nocryinginbball.com. Please take a moment to subscribe to the show, and leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen to NCiB. Become a supporter at Patreon to help us keep doing what we do. Say goodnight, Pottymouth.…

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Emphatic Pointing and Exact Figures 1:00:42

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This week’s boyfriends represent the Chicago White Sox and the San Francisco Giants. Pottymouth focuses on Venezuelan players and Patti pays attention to CWS draft picks from 2017. Pottymouth selects White Sox 2B Lenyn Sosa , who also plays SS for the Leones de Caracas. Patti selects Jake Burger , not for the easy pun potential but because of his remarkable generosity in sharing his depression and anxiety experiences including strategies for managing them. For the Giants, Pottymouth goes with Thairo Estrada , a teaching moment about the importance of removing bullets from hips, and Patti picks outfielder Luis González , whose best stories are pitching-related. Mike Clevinger is the latest pitcher to be the subject of an investigation under MLB’s domestic abuse policy. New gigs for OAK’s Veronica Alvarez, PHI’s Sarah Edwards, and the Cardinal’s Christina Whitlock build momentum for women in baseball, but we really want to know why Bianca Smith and Katie Krall left BOS. We cross-train with the NHL where Pride nights keep going wrong around the edges in the name of “personal reasons.” We say “It’s a blowtorch, what could go wrong?” “ Now there’s jazz hands,” and "Good to find a man with flexibility.” Get boosted, fight the man, send your game balls to Meredith, and find us on Twitter @ncibpodcast, on Facebook @nocryinginbball, Instagram @nocryinginbball and on the Interweb at nocryinginbball.com. Please take a moment to subscribe to the show, and leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen to NCiB. Become a supporter at Patreon to help us keep doing what we do. Say goodnight, Pottymouth.…

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Women in High-A, So Much Red Sox, and Santa’s Butt 1:09:21

۲ years پیش1:09:21

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In this super-sized episode fueled by leftover holiday novelty beer, Pottymouth can’t stop talking Red Sox. For BOS bfs, Pottymouth picks good guy Rob Refsnyder and then fixes Patti up with shirtless pregamer Tristan Casas . Pottymouth’s Diamondbacks bf this season is possible ROY Corbin Carroll , while Patti selects Jake McCarthy for his periodic Gunnar-level qHAR. In the Police Blotter, Orioles owner John Angelos overshadows the team’s generous donation to Baltimore’s CollegeBound by lashing out at journalists for asking reasonable team ownership-related questions. There’s great news for women in baseball this week, as the Blue Jays appoint Ashley Stephenson as a coach for their High-A level team, and the Diamondbacks appoint Ronnie Gajownik as the general manager of their High A Hillsboro Hops, making her the first female general manager at the High-A level. We catch you up on winter ball playoffs and World Baseball Classic team additions. We say “Lack of draft beer could be considered a crime in many situations,” “frickin’ Santa’s Butt,” and “Kiké is my shiny thing.” Get boosted, fight the man, send your game balls to Meredith , and find us on Twitter @ncibpodcast , on Facebook @nocryinginbball , Instagram @nocryinginbball and on the Interweb at nocryinginbball.com . Please take a moment to subscribe to the show, and leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen to NCiB. Become a supporter at Patreon to help us keep doing what we do. Say goodnight, Pottymouth.…

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Your Posse is Adorable 1:03:19

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We walk you through both International Signing Day and the deadline to push slips of paper with numbers on them across the table (also how arbitration works and who avoided it). The Carlos Correa crab game has come to a close and Patti is not even smug about being right. We share our boyfriend picks for both the Twins and the Cubs. Pottymouth chooses the happy energy of Jose Miranda while Patti goes all family ties with Nick Gordon on the Twins side. For the Cubs, Pottymouth leans into a theme with always-smiling Christopher Morel while Patti attempts to lock down right field with Seiya Suzuki . Robinson Chirinos makes a splash in the Venezuelan league so Pottymouth wants him for the Red Sox, and the Dominican league finals are very full of boyfriends, qHAR, and pop culture references. Diamilette Quiles , the first woman to play in the Puerto Rican league, will become the first woman to coach, as she joins the staff of her former team Montañeses de Utuado. Congrats to friend of the pod and pride of DC Girls Baseball, Paloma Benach, as she makes Occidental College’s varsity squad as a freshman! We say, “The school districts are WAY better there,” “Hamilton. Look it up.” and “The thorn in the Padres’ big rose.” Get boosted, fight the man, send your game balls to Meredith , and find us on Twitter @ncibpodcast , on Facebook @nocryinginbball , Instagram @nocryinginbball and on the Interweb at nocryinginbball.com . Please take a moment to subscribe to the show, and leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen to NCiB. Become a supporter at Patreon to help us keep doing what we do. Say goodnight, Pottymouth.…

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The Reclamation Tour 58:43

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We’ve got a supersized Police Blotter this week, what with the Dodgers doing the right thing at the very last minute. We ponder why it took so long to DFA Trevor Bauer , and what may happen if another MLB team has the poor judgment to pick him up, ranging from T shirt purges to vandalism. We explore the relationship of adult beverages to crime as 1) the man who whipped two cans of White Claw at Ted Cruz during the Astros parade gets a pass, and 2) the man charged with a September break-in of the Brewer’s clubhouse blames it on consuming 10 beers at the ballgame which clearly means he is independently wealthy and does not need to break in to anything. Pottymouth selects one of the newest Angels, Brandon Drury , as her boyfriend this year, and Patti goes for recent Philly Mickey Moniak because she is so fond of that crew. For the Marlins, Pottymouth selects “family over everything” Nick Fortes and Patti selects secret concert pianist and Van Halen fan JJ Bleday . Pottymouth’s dad is happy about Devers but really wants more arms. Look for this week’s winter ball report on Patreon . We say, “Trevor Bauer is not ready for Oprah, “flammable Fenway,” and “I only have one more line and I know it.” Get boosted, fight the man, send your game balls to Meredith , and find us on Twitter @ncibpodcast , on Facebook @nocryinginbball , Instagram @nocryinginbball and on the Interweb at nocryinginbball.com . Please take a moment to subscribe to the show, and leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen to NCiB. Become a supporter at Patreon to help us keep doing what we do. Say goodnight, Pottymouth.…

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Cuba, Complicity, and Christmas Beer on New Years 1:01:02

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We kick off the new year with Rockies and Rangers boyfriends. Patti is already considering Rangers pitching for our wacky fantasy league, but that’s separate from picking Josh Smith , because LSU and other compelling factors. Pottymouth selects Nathaniel Lowe because he’s a pottymouth, and other compelling reasons. For the Rockies, Patti and Dante Bichette both see the potential in Brendan Rodgers , and Pottymouth likes that Yonatan Daza is always dancing. A Dominican court convicted ten people on charges including criminal organization, use of illegal firearms, attempted murder, and complicity in the murder attempt of David Ortiz in 2019. Former Oriole Adam Jones helps Pottymouth’s dad feel better about the Red Sox. We reassure you that movement is happening, quietly and slowly, toward the minor league’s first collective bargaining agreement . So much happening in international baseball including a preview of the Serie del Caribe , a heads up to start making plans for the 9th Women’s Baseball World Cup to be held in Thunder Bay, Ontario, and the news that diplomacy prevails and Cuban-born MLB players will be permitted to play for the Cuban team in the World Baseball Classic. On a happy pod note, Patti and the Pottymouth are officially going to Miami for two quarterfinal games and one semi-final game so get in touch if you’ll be there too! Patti wants you to read a fiction series about hockey because you’ll cry in a good way, and makes Pottymouth drink a Christmas beer, also in a good way. We say, “that sounds like a Patrick Swayze movie,” “at some point that was not yet now,” and “this is what happens when I break my toe and I’m on vacation.” Get boosted, fight the man, send your game balls to Meredith , and find us on Twitter @ncibpodcast , on Facebook @nocryinginbball , Instagram @nocryinginbball and on the Interweb at nocryinginbball.com . Please take a moment to subscribe to the show, and leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen to NCiB. Become a supporter at Patreon to help us keep doing what we do. Say goodnight, Pottymouth.…

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Merry Gin and Tonicka 1:00:47

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As you might expect, Patti and the Pottymouth spend Christmas night talking baseball, fact-checking “The Chanukah song,” and drinking gin and tonickas. We cannot avoid the Carlos Correa kerfuffle, but we off-set it with other players on the move and Aaron Judge’s Rolex . We introduce our Tigers and Reds boyfriends: Riley Greene and Spencer Torkelson , Tyler Stephenson and Jose Barrero . It’s Christmas so why the heck not bring up disappointing Trevor Bauer news? And we get to the AirBnB part of the “should we go see World Baseball Classic games in Miami?” conversation. We say “If I’m gonna be injured, they are too,” “Vine lives with MySpace and the extra socks you lose in the dryer,” and “If you open the beer, I’ll stop talking.” Get boosted, fight the man, send your game balls to Meredith , and find us on Twitter @ncibpodcast , on Facebook @nocryinginbball , Instagram @nocryinginbball and on the Interweb at nocryinginbball.com . Please take a moment to subscribe to the show, and leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen to NCiB. Become a supporter at Patreon to help us keep doing what we do. Say goodnight, Pottymouth.…

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Jane Austen / MLB Fan Fiction Crossover 1:03:54

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Are we Team Italy now? Our Royals picks point that way. Pottymouth orders the Italian Breakfast (and former flying monkey) Vinnie Pasquantino and Patti selects Nicky Lopez , who is boots on the ground with his community involvement. Our Pirates guys include a Cleveland favorite, Carlos Santana , and a rookie record-breaker in Oneil Cruz . Dansby Swanson to the Cubs is the last of the top tier shortstop free agents deals this go round, and it gives us a chance to talk about Mallory some more. Pottymouth is taking recent Red Sox decisions as a personal affront, and she may be right. In WBC news Team USA announces more arms, Team Italy announces NCiB boyfriends, and we still can’t get tickets for games in Miami. Bradford William Davis and friend of the pod Dr. Meredith Wills tell a tale of three baseballs which just gets curiouser and curiouser (if we may mix Alice and Goldilocks). We say, “MC Hammer pants,” “Day 9, the Waning of the Waft,” and “if you were sliding into third base, your cellphone would probably fall out of your pocket too.” Get boosted, fight the man, send your game balls to Meredith , and find us on Twitter @ncibpodcast , on Facebook @nocryinginbball , Instagram @nocryinginbball and on the Interweb at nocryinginbball.com . Please take a moment to subscribe to the show, and leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen to NCiB. Become a supporter at Patreon to help us keep doing what we do. Say goodnight, Pottymouth.…

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Laser Hops 55:54

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The first FA shortstop moves tick off two major metropolitan areas. Pottymouth mourns Boston’s loss of the XMan to Xan Diego , and Patti shares the DMV’s piled-on feeling of Trea to Phils – another former Nat back to a rival NL East team. Josh Bell to the Guards just puts another jersey on Patti’s Christmas list. We kick off our off-season boyfriend profile picks with the As and the Nats. Pottymouth stocks up on catchers early with Oakland’s Shea Langeliers , and brings along his star athlete sister as a bonus. Patti selects Seth Brown , the man with both Dad Power and a backup plan. We go all “hey new guy!” with the Nats as Pottymouth chooses rising star and bobblehead to be C.J. Abrams , and Patti declares it to be “Get it to Joey” time with Joey Meneses . The balls in the hopper set an anti-tanking precedent as the 2023 draft order is determined at the Winter Meetings. Is it weird that 13 of the 15 players taken in the Rule 5 draft are pitchers? Congrats to TJ House on his engagement! And we assign you homework: read about the Goldilocks balls for next week. We say “Rusty Snails are an acquired taste,” “I don’t understand money,” and “we have laser hops happening.” Get boosted, fight the man, send your game balls to Meredith , and find us on Twitter @ncibpodcast , on Facebook @nocryinginbball , Instagram @nocryinginbball and on the Interweb at nocryinginbball.com . Please take a moment to subscribe to the show, and leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen to NCiB. Become a supporter at Patreon to help us keep doing what we do. Say goodnight, Pottymouth.…

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Some of Our Best Friends are Old Guys 39:19

۲ years پیش39:19

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In advance of the Winter Meetings, starting pitcher signings are the big news but NCiB boyfriends are also on the move, including a full boyfriend trade between the Brewers and Mariners. Miguel Cabrera announces his upcoming retirement, reminding us that in addition to spectacular batting stats, he’ll leave a legacy of giving back to his communities. The Winter Meetings bring us a new draft lottery , the Rule 5 Draft , and the Take the Field program focusing on women working in baseball. Ideally, they will also shake loose the Free Agent shortstop market and a home for Aaron Judge. The players’ union, the MLBPA, renewed Tony Clark’s contract through 2027 so that he will remain Executive Director through the next contract negotiations. Players voted in a new executive committee , heavy on the pitchers and Ian Happ. Ronald Acuña keeps the Hammers streak going by winning the LVPB home run derby and more familiar faces join the winter baseball scene in both Venezuela and the Dominican Republic. Baseball for All’s Justine Seigal returns to Mexico to lead clinics for girls and coach some winter ball. Also in the DR, Nelson Cruz and friends lead the annual “Batting Clean Up” beach clean up event. Team USA finally announces the rest of their WBC pitching squad. The Tampa Bay Rays toss their hat in the ring for a chance to develop a new ballpark along with residential, hotel, and commercial space. We say “there aren’t enough fbombs in the world to get you to move to Florida,” “can’t we call them non-winners?” and “mystery soup.” Get boosted, fight the man, send your game balls to Meredith , and find us on Twitter @ncibpodcast , on Facebook @nocryinginbball , Instagram @nocryinginbball and on the Interweb at nocryinginbball.com . Please take a moment to subscribe to the show, and leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen to NCiB. Become a supporter at Patreon to help us keep doing what we do. Say goodnight, Pottymouth.…

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Stupid Rules, but a Good Time 47:42

۲ years پیش47:42

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The Thanksgiving weekend gives us the opportunity to highlight teams and players giving back, through hurricane relief , housing , and of course, providing meals to those in need. The Rule 5 Draft is fast approaching so we get you all caught up on what it means and why it is important. We belatedly congratulate Caroline O’Connor , new president of business operations for the Marlins, and we learn the new vocabulary term, “glass cliff.” At the college level, Olivia Pichardo of Brown just became the first woman to play baseball for a Division I team. Our international baseball news is centered on Venezuela where Yadi has been ejected 4 times, Asdrubel Cabrera apologizes quite a bit but possibly not to the focus of his ire, Eugenio Suarez and Gleybor Torres get permission to play for a short time, La Tortuga goes to Japan, and Pottymouth ranks #1406 in LVBP fantasy baseball. We learn that the maternal lines are clearly strong in qualifying players for WBC teams. Patti crosstrains with hockey and wants you all to go to a game, please. Boyfriends in two weeks! It comes to light that when Pottymouth drinks wine instead of beer she loses words in addition to numbers and needs to be reminded that ASL doesn’t translate well to podcasts. But she reads Forbes. We say “Clothesline Cabrera,” “Chutes and Ladders,” and, “The most important thing to make for Thanksgiving is a list.” Get boosted, fight the man, send your game balls to Meredith , and find us on Twitter @ncibpodcast , on Facebook @nocryinginbball , Instagram @nocryinginbball and on the Interweb at nocryinginbball.com . Please take a moment to subscribe to the show, and leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen to NCiB. Become a supporter at Patreon to help us keep doing what we do. Say goodnight, Pottymouth.…

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For Entertainment Purposes Only 44:53

۲ years پیش44:53

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So many awards , so many failed predictions. Pottymouth’s pre-season ROY pick of Julio Rodriquez was the exception, reminding us all that our observations are for entertainment purposes only. Patti thinks Brandon Hyde was robbed, just a little, but otherwise we can’t really complain about the winners. We review the hot stove vocabulary word “ non-tende r” and things teams and players cannot say about contracts and perceived value of free agents per the CBA. We cross-train with the shame of World Cup Soccer . In international baseball we learn that Astrubal Cabrera does not enjoy a bat flip, and you are now able to hone your fantasy baseball skills with the LVPB . World Baseball Classic’s Team Japan may be a new favorite as they pick up Ohtani, Kwan, and Nootbaar . We say “doing collusion,” “that means you can’t be my boyfriend,” and “clutching Jack Daniels.” Get boosted, fight the man, send your game balls to Meredith , and find us on Twitter @ncibpodcast , on Facebook @nocryinginbball , Instagram @nocryinginbball and on the Interweb at nocryinginbball.com . Please take a moment to subscribe to the show, and leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen to NCiB. Become a supporter at Patreon to help us keep doing what we do. Say goodnight, Pottymouth.…

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Festive and Caramelized 51:21

۲ years پیش51:21

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We catch you up on Platinum glove , Hank Aaron , and Player’s Choice awards, which is like watching the Golden Globes to prep for the Oscars. The GM meetings happened last week, weirdly during the “quiet period,” kicking off the official Hot Stove Season. We provide the annual qualifying offer vocabulary lesson, with offers tendered to 14 free agents. Scott Boras drives Pottymouth to defend high-end vegan restaurants and Patti to note that hamburger is in fact meat. We touch on how teams for sale and upcoming rule changes may affect the market. Solomon Bates reminds us that we’ve never picked a Colombian team, and Venezuelan ball is looking more attractive all the time. Get your vacation requests in early for Baseball for All Nationals in July, with the location reveal coming soon, and a women’s professional baseball tournament in Sarasota in November. Please check the Babe Ruth glove in your attic, it may not be from a sporting goods store. We cross-train with the Boston Bruins where the players stand up against bullying in a very public way, and force the front office to make better choices. We say,”hot boyfriends on the stove,” “He lost me at hamburger,” “I like how you slide in and out of fictional baseball to actual baseball.” Get boosted, fight the man, send your game balls to Meredith , and find us on Twitter @ncibpodcast , on Facebook @nocryinginbball , Instagram @nocryinginbball and on the Interweb at nocryinginbball.com . Please take a moment to subscribe to the show, and leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen to NCiB. Become a supporter at Patreon to help us keep doing what we do. Say goodnight, Pottymouth.…

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Whatever, We Were Half Right 41:22

۲ years پیش41:22

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We’re happy for Dusty, Pottymouth is happy for JV, Patti is resigned to scrappy not prevailing in the end. Birthday girl Pottymouth finds a way to make the World Series about the Red Sox and it just feels right. It also leads to more quality analysis of “combined no-hitter” vs. “no-hitter,” and big credit to the catcher, in this case Christian Vazquez . Jeremy Peña is the MVP and the “it” boy of the moment but we just need to note that NCiB claimed him first. No surprise that Patti names sexy defensive plays from Orioles Legend Trey Mancini and possible future BF Chas McCormick as Series turning points. And well that monster homer by BF Yordan Alvarez . The Phils had too much fun for this to be the end. In non-series news, Gold Gloves were awarded last week, with a strong showing from NCiB’s boyfriends, past, present, and probably future. Ronald Acuña shows up in Venezuela and winter ball/WBC rumors kick in, and with Idelmaro Vargas playing for the Cardinales we consider just hoping both teams have fun rather than throwing loyalty at a team. The Hot Stove will fire up and we note that shortstop free agents will be the big news and we look to contract extensions for some of the kids. We say "drunk and appreciative," "I want to go to Aruba to think," and "fun is my second favorite f word." Vote, get boosted, fight the man, send your game balls to Meredith , and find us on Twitter @ncibpodcast , on Facebook @nocryinginbball , Instagram @nocryinginbball and on the Interweb at nocryinginbball.com . Please take a moment to subscribe to the show, and leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen to NCiB. Become a supporter at Patreon to help us keep doing what we do. Say goodnight, Pottymouth.…

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Youthful Exuberance and School Nights 48:09

۲ years پیش48:09

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We make our World Series calls official. Pottymouth asserts Astros in five, with all the feels for the old guys ( Dusty and Justin), and the promise of the youngsters (Mauricio Dubón and Jeremy Peña ). Patti leans into the joyful and the scrappy of what FoxSports calls the “ Greatest College Baseball Team of All Time,” Phillies in 6. Fun fact about our skill in boyfriend selection, all runs in Game 1 were driven in by NCiB BFs. Hey, don't go looking for conspiracy theories regarding Martín Maldonado using illegal bats gifted by Albert Pujols . Safety is job one. Tony Clark, head of the player’s union, uses the moment to note this is the first World Series since 1950 without a single US-born Black player on either team. MLB youth programs to grow the game are encouraging, with 9 US-born Black players drafted in the first round, including 4 of first 5 draftees, most since 1992, but the lack of current players for kids to relate to make it an uphill battle. The dearth of Black managers and front office leadership is firmly under the control of MLB management where they can absolutely choose who to hire. Boyfriends with bats are all over the Silver Slugger nominees, and the Fielding Bible “Defense is Sexy” Awards highlight future Guardian picks. Pottymouth gives you the heads up on World Baseball Classic tickets in Miami and in Florida. The Serie del Caribe schedule is out so clear some February time to watch the Winter Ball championship. We’ve got an allegiance swap in the LVBP, and not just so we can say Anzoátegui and Sugar Jesus. MLB cancels the Korea Series , driving the KBO to admit to being perplexed. And now we can’t stop saying “perplexed,” in addition to “vision of a glorious basement,” and “You O’d out loud!” Get boosted, fight the man, send your game balls to Meredith , and find us on Twitter @ncibpodcast , on Facebook @nocryinginbball , Instagram @nocryinginbball and on the Interweb at nocryinginbball.com . Please take a moment to subscribe to the show, and leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen to NCiB. Become a supporter at Patreon to help us keep doing what we do. Say goodnight, Pottymouth.…

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Blame it On The Rain 40:08

۲ years پیش40:08

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One solid prediction made by your hosts? We picked the Phils and the Padres as “fun to watch” before the season started and the NLCS has proved us right. Our postseason BFs include qHar-adjacent Brandon Marsh , once and maybe forever BF Juan Soto, Kyle “ King Tuck ” Tucker, and Machete Maldonado. Patti’s former bfs on the Phillies are embracing the chaos. Pottymouth’s former HOU bf Jeremy Peña makes an impression with his bat and that whole mom thing we love. All you folks complaining that the new postseason format eliminated the teams with the best records? Win. The Games. That Matter. We like it scrappy. “Sparkles” McCullers joins the short list of players suffering ridiculous injuries with a champagne bottle incident. Our guys are all over the Gold Glove nominees, which doesn’t surprise us because defense is sexy. We circle back on the Guardians / Yankees series because even the force of Patti’s book club could not overcome the rain delay / conspiracy theories to knock out CLE. We visit the corrections department to straighten out what teams will be playing where in the World Baseball Classic, and Pottymouth laments that Winter Ball is now a home for all the guys on the “never gonna be a boyfriend” list. We could not be prouder of DC Girls Baseball player and friend off the show Maggie Heaphy , for her invitation to the elite 4th Annual Girls Breakthrough Series and her leadership in starting The Leadoff Initiative . We say “That is why we drink. To support the local economy,” “I kinda want to crosstrain with Gritty,” and, “This is them booing against the Yankees, financially.” Get boosted, fight the man, send your game balls to Meredith , and find us on Twitter @ncibpodcast , on Facebook @nocryinginbball , Instagram @nocryinginbball and on the Interweb at nocryinginbball.com . Please take a moment to subscribe to the show, and leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen to NCiB. Become a supporter at Patreon to help us keep doing what we do. Say goodnight, Pottymouth.…

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Your Effin’ Guy Has Earned My Effin’ Admiration 50:01

۲ years پیش50:01

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Junior Pottymouth and his hours-old Mariners cap sit in while Patti splits for the beach. Playoff ponderings include the rise of the underdogs, just how many non-baseball things you can do during an 18-inning game and still see most of it, and the lefty vegan pitching for the Hammers. Manny Machado not only being That Shirtless Guy but also learning phrases in Korean to encourage teammate Ha-seong Kim have almost won Pottymouth over. Wil Myers and his wife are already our people, buying celebratory shots in bars for fans all over town. Seattle, where a roof is a reasonable choice, chose to play with it open on Saturday, when Seattle’s air quality index was one of the worst in the world. On the other hand, Mariners provided a mirror to the statue of late play by play announcer Dave Niehaus so he could watch the playoff game happening behind his back. Junior Pottymouth questions the MVP take that Aaron Judge was under more pressure than Ohtani this season so that should factor in to voting. Pottymouth thinks that is just fruit salad. The Police Blotter is slimier than usual with what we learn around the sentencing of Eric Kay in the death of Tyler Skaggs. Pottymouth wants to work in a moderately priced side trip to see the Arizona leg of the World Baseball Classic – at least those tickets are already on sale. Jazz will represent Great Britain, and Ken Griffey, Jr. is the hitting coach for Team USA. Winter Ball is getting started – find your streaming service! We say “Bernie Bro on the Big Stage,” “Oh God I agree with A-Rod,” and “That Jazz Pizazz.” Get boosted, fight the man, send your game balls to Meredith , and find us on Twitter @ncibpodcast , on Facebook @nocryinginbball , Instagram @nocryinginbball and on the Interweb at nocryinginbball.com . Please take a moment to subscribe to the show, and leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen to NCiB. Become a supporter at Patreon to help us keep doing what we do. Say goodnight, Pottymouth.…

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Feeding our AL East Revenge Needs 1:00:25

۲ years پیش1:00:25

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Your BOS and BAL fan co-hosts relished the sweeps of AL East Wildcard teams, the crazy records for shortest game and longest scoreless game, SpongeBob walk-offs, shirtless cellies, multiple greatest comebacks of all time, shoes on heads , and Mets fans behaving predictably badly. Going forward to the next round we may see biblical plagues , all the Dusty, and none of the Chapman . Batting titles go to Jeff McNeil and Luis Arráez as do gifts from their teammates. Adley grades teammates qHar, Curt has Dad Power, and both Pottymouth and all Phillies Fans find kinship with Brandon Marsh’s flippin’ family. Dennis Eckersley retires after 50 years in the game. Pottymouth claims a WBC team and all it took was Kiké joining Team Puerto Rico. Patti is intrigued by Team Israel but is still assuming the DR will be the one. Congrats to Bo Knows Boyfriends for a convincing win in this year’s Fantasy Boyfriend Baseball League. We say “This is Cleveland, we drink there,” “every team has that shirtless guy,” and “of course it was a Birkenstock.” Get boosted, fight the man, send your game balls to Meredith , and find us on Twitter @ncibpodcast , on Facebook @nocryinginbball , Instagram @nocryinginbball and on the Interweb at nocryinginbball.com . Please take a moment to subscribe to the show, and leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen to NCiB. Become a supporter at Patreon to help us keep doing what we do. Say goodnight, Pottymouth.…

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Eye of the Beholder 41:51

۲ years پیش41:51

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We start off the last week of the regular season by setting up Wildcard Weekend, and looking to next year with Ohtani’s record deal and yet another return of Miggy. There was so much news about hair that we created a whole segment – Gunnar Henderson is Minor League Player of the Year, Harold Ramirez ’s blue hair for autism awareness may inspire more postseason blue for the Rays, and cross-training with hockey introduces us to Buoy the Sea Troll , the new mascot of the Seattle Kraken, who sports long blue hair as a “nod to hockey flow.” The Cubs celebrate A League of Their Own in fine style, leading to a question about when is a baseball bat not a baseball bat – when it is a cane belonging to 95 year old Maybelle Blair and please let her take it on the plane. We love the weeks when Police Blotter can focus on multiple balks in one at bat. World Baseball Classic news focuses on Pakistan , Panama , and the seriously stirring and intimidating Haka done by the New Zealand team as a pregame ritual. Yadi will manage Puerto Rico, which involves more drama than one would guess, and the Puerto Rican women’s league is taking a hurricane break in the season but the players are rolling up sleeves to help with disaster relief. The Hammers visit the White House in a surprisingly politics-free event, for better or worse. We say “Scorpions in your head,” “I’m done with my consonants,” and “I’ll process everybody’s sins if you get them to me before Thursday.” Get boosted, fight the man, send your game balls to Meredith , and find us on Twitter @ncibpodcast , on Facebook @nocryinginbball , Instagram @nocryinginbball and on the Interweb at nocryinginbball.com . Please take a moment to subscribe to the show, and leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen to NCiB. Become a supporter at Patreon to help us keep doing what we do. Say goodnight, Pottymouth.…

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Breaking Records is Fun 51:11

۲ years پیش51:11

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As the regular season winds down, milestones both personal and historic are in reach, and our baseball boyfriends are all over it. We ponder rooting for or against these achievements either as a spoiler or as a judge of moral character , player overreach trying to get there, and just how many catcher-brother pairs actually exist in professional baseball. Patti found a law enforcement career to get behind, and it is the MLB Authentication Program . Who knew it was all due to Tony Gwynn? And that you can authenticate anything you want? Our Postseason Watch looks at the Guardians , the youngest team to ever make the playoffs and win their division. We highlight great baseball parents in podcasting and in team ownership . Pottymouth pencils in the specific days in March we need to be in Miami for the World Baseball Classic , and celebrates the Czech comeback and the rise and fall of the Spanish empire, and uses the opportunity to claim next year’s Red Sox boyfriend . We say “It makes me think of tea, but also gin,” “The cargo pants pockets of Mr. Pottymouth,” and “Teeny bit hoodwinked.” Also Patti refrains from making a single 700 Club joke. Also this story will make you cry in a good way. Get boosted, fight the man, send your game balls to Meredith , and find us on Twitter @ncibpodcast , on Facebook @nocryinginbball , Instagram @nocryinginbball and on the Interweb at nocryinginbball.com . Please take a moment to subscribe to the show, and leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen to NCiB. Become a supporter at Patreon to help us keep doing what we do. Say goodnight, Pottymouth.…

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Enforce it, But Wink 54:14

۲ years پیش54:14

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The minor league union is official, the 21st Roberto Clemente Day is honored in style, and postseason prep has begun. We drink theme beer, learn all infields are not equal and get lost in Vinnie Pasquantino’s syllables. Bobby’s qHar gets some notice by people who are not us and Ke’Bryan learns about appropriate snack timing. Joey Meneses and his inside the park HR contribute to the return of Patti’s Happy Place. Adam Jones teaches us how to negotiate a contract (a plane ticket and beer!), as the WBC qualifiers are in full swing. A tip of the NCiB ballcap to the seven women playing college ball this year. We say “tiny little pocket constitutions, “take the mojo where you can get it,” and “we taught the Brits how to woo.” Facebook @nocryinginbball , Instagram @nocryinginbball and on the Interweb at nocryinginbball.com . Please take a moment to subscribe to the show, and leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen to NCiB. Become a supporter at Patreon to help us keep doing what we do. Say goodnight, Pottymouth.…

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Ban the Wave, Not the Shift 50:33

۲ years پیش50:33

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New rules are coming and we’ve got the details and so many opinions. The new minor league union is coming, and we’ve got details and entirely predictable opinions. Pottymouth cheers on Edmundo Sosa ’s turnaround, an historic battery , and as always, Kiké . Patti’s bf Lars Nootbaar makes the police blotter a happy place, and Adley continues to make baseball a happy place. It’s time to vote for your choice of our past baseball boyfriends for the Roberto Clemente award . Someone please send Pottymouth a Sababoy plushie. We say “five hole,” “the pepper grinder was unsanctioned,” and “yay, old guys!” And Terry Francona says “lift and separate.” Get boosted, fight the man, send your game balls to Meredith , and find us on Twitter @ncibpodcast , on Facebook @nocryinginbball , Instagram @nocryinginbball and on the Interweb at nocryinginbball.com . Please take a moment to subscribe to the show, and leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen to NCiB. Become a supporter at Patreon to help us keep doing what we do. Say goodnight, Pottymouth.…

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Even the Mascot has Game Face 56:32

۲ years پیش56:32

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Your 100% unionized (most of the time) podcast team breaks down the process in motion to authorize the MLBPA to collectively bargain on behalf of minor league players. It’s happening. Gunnar Henderson takes over the league lead in Quality Hair Above Replacement. Pottymouth explores the alternate career choices of Rafael Devers and Kike Hernandez. Paul Goldschmidt , Spencer Strider , and Aaron Judge are on tears that did not appear in our truly abysmal pre-season predictions. If you are going to have sex at a ballpark, clearly Rogers Centre is your best choice. There will be MLB baseball in Mexico City, WBC rosters grow, and so does Puerto Rican women’s baseball . We crosstrain with the WNBA . We say, “follow us for cocktail recommendations but don’t go to Vegas with our predictions,” “We’re going to segue from THAT to unionizing the minors?,” and “I need a chopstick.” Get boosted, fight the man, send your game balls to Meredith , and find us on Twitter @ncibpodcast , on Facebook @nocryinginbball , Instagram @nocryinginbball and on the Interweb at nocryinginbball.com . Please take a moment to subscribe to the show, and leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen to NCiB. Become a supporter at Patreon to help us keep doing what we do. Say goodnight, Pottymouth.…

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The O's Bandwagon has Cocktails 47:47

۳ years پیش47:47

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Even theme cocktails won’t get Pottymouth to commit to the Orioles bandwagon. Yet. We celebrate the streak of Adolis Garcia , the resurgence of TJ Friedl, and the homecoming of Gavin Sheets . We ask important questions like “ Who DFA’s Jesus ?” and “anyone know where to get a safe tattoo in the state of NY?” J-Rod is a Mariner for life, and Oneil Cruz is very strong and very tall. The new and balanced 2023 season schedule has the AL East breathing a sigh of relief. With the first day of school upon us, we find a way to use Rodolfo Castro as a cell phone teaching moment. We say, “Oh honey. Kike has always been hot,” and for the first time ever, “ good job, Hammers fans .” Get boosted, fight the man, send your game balls to Meredith , and find us on Twitter @ncibpodcast , on Facebook @nocryinginbball , Instagram @nocryinginbball and on the Interweb at nocryinginbball.com . Please take a moment to subscribe to the show, and leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen to NCiB. Become a supporter at Patreon to help us keep doing what we do. Say goodnight, Pottymouth.…

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Maybe His Frontal Cortex will Grow 59:34

۳ years پیش59:34

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After a get to know you tequila shot, Suzy of the new Bourbon & Baseball podcast, and our own fantasy league, joins Pottymouth for this week’s show while Patti lifts heavy things in Syracuse. Pottymouth braves Camden Yards without Patti because Kiké is back and there were bleacher seats to be had. Our pal Brett was DFA’d, making room for rising star Kyle Stowers. Suzy brings the Astros love and reassures us that all of our former BFs are being well taken care of by the Houston fan base. Pottymouth ponders the parenting style of Fernando’s mom and dad. Suzy fits right in with a Yankees Suck segment, and enjoys how opposing teams believe the ‘stros can hack pitchcom. In the Police Blotter, Ozuna gets hit with a DUI, Blake Snell gets hit by a DUI, and we wonder about a secret backstory to Hader’s move to the Padres. Pottymouth catches us up on qualifiers for the Women’s World Cup and possibly drops a hack to getting World Baseball Classic tickets. We say “blanket of orange,” and “His strength came in his facial hair.” Get boosted, fight the man, send your game balls to Meredith , and find us on Twitter @ncibpodcast , on Facebook @nocryinginbball , Instagram @nocryinginbball and on the Interweb at nocryinginbball.com . Please take a moment to subscribe to the show, and leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen to NCiB. Become a supporter at Patreon to help us keep doing what we do. Say goodnight, Pottymouth.…

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The Stars Were Bright, Fernando 47:49

۳ years پیش47:49

47:49

Tatis, Jr. has disappointed his teammates, his coaches, and perhaps most terrifying, Abba-singing moms. We discuss the suspension, maturity levels, and the need to make better choices. Skye Bolt needs to make better choices for breakfast, but “leaves it all on the field” for the As. Jeurys Familia leads us to discuss if players can earn their way off the never gonna be a boyfriend list. Solomon Bates comes out and gets an indy ball gig. Advocates for Minor Leaguers checks Manfred’s math and it does not turn out well for the Commissioner. Paul Goldschmidt, J.T. Realmuto and Bryce Harper join Team USA for the World Baseball Classic, and you can watch women’s world cup qualifiers right now. We say, “Don’t eat things that are suspect,” “Assistant Captain America,” and “Anzoategui,” again. Get boosted, fight the man, send your game balls to Meredith , and find us on Twitter @ncibpodcast , on Facebook @nocryinginbball , Instagram @nocryinginbball and on the Interweb at nocryinginbball.com . Please take a moment to subscribe to the show, and leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen to NCiB. Become a supporter at Patreon to help us keep doing what we do. Say goodnight, Pottymouth.…

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