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#644: AI-augmented human recommendations for retail customers with Noah Zamansky, Stitch Fix 27:12

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We are here at eTail Palm Springs and seeing and hearing the latest and greatest in e-commerce and retail. Question: Do you need to choose between AI and human recommendations as a customer? Why not have both? After all, don’t each have their strengths? AI in the retail experience is all the rage these days, but today I’m talking with someone from a brand that has been incorporating AI-personalized experiences and shopping combined with expert human recommendations for over 14 years, and continues to innovate today. Today we’re going to talk about how AI-based personalization plus human creativity and input makes an amazing customer experience at Stitch Fix. To help me discuss this topic, I’d like to welcome Noah Zamansky, Vice President of Product and Client Experience at Stitch Fix. About Noah Zamansky Noah Zamansky serves as the Vice President of Product and Client Experience at Stitch Fix, where he leads cross-functional teams spanning Product, Design, Engineering, Algorithms, and Platform Development. A seasoned leader, Noah has a proven track record of shaping product vision and strategy, designing exceptional user experiences, and spearheading the launch of new business ventures. Before joining Stitch Fix, Noah held the role of Senior Director of Product Management at eBay, overseeing Fashion and Vertical Experiences. Resources Stitch Fix: https://www.stitchfix.com eTail Palm Springs: https://etailwest.wbresearch.com/ Connect with Greg on LinkedIn: https://www.linkedin.com/in/gregkihlstrom Listen to The Agile Brand without the ads. Learn more here: https://bit.ly/3ymf7hd Don't miss a thing: get the latest episodes, sign up for our newsletter and more: https://www.theagilebrand.show Check out The Agile Brand Guide website with articles, insights, and Martechipedia, the wiki for marketing technology: https://www.agilebrandguide.com The Agile Brand podcast is brought to you by TEKsystems. Learn more here: https://www.teksystems.com/versionnextnow The Agile Brand is produced by Missing Link—a Latina-owned strategy-driven, creatively fueled production co-op. From ideation to creation, they craft human connections through intelligent, engaging and informative content. https://www.missinglink.company…

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Riff Session 32 - A Lot of Cereal Talk 46:23

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Summary In this lively conversation, the hosts delve into their personal experiences with cereal, particularly focusing on the nighttime ritual of eating cereal, the unique characteristics of Grape Nuts, and the various techniques for enjoying cereal. They also discuss the controversial topic of cereal milk and explore healthier alternatives like protein pancakes, all while maintaining a humorous and engaging tone. In this lively conversation, the hosts delve into various food topics, from the peculiarities of protein-packed pancakes to the nostalgic cereal choices of their childhood. They explore the science behind sugar and milk, share humorous anecdotes about cotton candy mishaps, and discuss the complexities of artificial flavoring in food. The discussion is filled with laughter and insights, making it a delightful exploration of food and memories. In this lively conversation, the hosts explore nostalgic memories of childhood medicines and their surprising flavors, the influence of parents on food preferences, the evolution of candy and medicine, humorous caffeine-fueled college stories, and amusing tales of pranks involving mooning. Each topic is infused with humor and personal anecdotes, creating a relatable and entertaining dialogue.…

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TCND: Sister Wives and Divorce is ALWAYS an Option (Cream of Tartar) 52:43

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It's powder. But it's called "cream" of tartar. Why? We always ask the important questions around here... Then: Enjoy some sage marriage advice from a woman with almost 1 Million followers on Facebook... The worst part about marriage is the fact that people think it needs to be permanent! Later: The dude who tried to juggle FOUR wives is now down to only ONE. What went wrong??? He always told them they were free to walk away if they wanted...and then they did! How could they all divorce a man who was practicing that sage marriage advice years ago??? Contact the Comedian's family by emailing nextdoor@johnbranyan.com…

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Riff Session 31 - Say It Out Loud and Mannerless Babies 54:48

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In this conversation, the hosts explore the nuances of stand-up comedy, emphasizing the importance of authenticity, the spoken nature of comedy, and the journey of finding one's comedic voice. They discuss the challenges of writing jokes, the significance of performance, and the pitfalls of mimicking other comedians. The dialogue highlights personal experiences and insights into the craft of comedy, making it relatable for aspiring comedians and enthusiasts alike. In this conversation, the speakers delve into various themes surrounding comedy, stage presence, the nature of babies, societal norms, and the impact of technology on human behavior. They explore the challenges of developing a unique comedic character, the unfiltered behavior of infants, and the complexities of societal expectations. The discussion also touches on the implications of technological advancements, particularly self-driving cars, and how they relate to human nature and behavior. In this conversation, the speakers delve into the nuances of comedy, focusing on the importance of timing, the power of silence, and the art of waiting for laughter. They explore character development in comedy, the role of accents, and the burden of expertise in professional fields like nursing. The discussion culminates in a reflection on self-confidence and its potential risks in both comedy and life.…

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TCND: Advanced Degrees and Work Husbands 47:47

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Hey, Neighbor! John has been driving a lot, and the baby has been sick a lot. And if you want Andrew to do something DON'T TELL HIM YOU WANT HIM TO DO IT. But enough about us... Next: Did you know PhD's are just pieces of paper? And later: What's the deal with people selecting "work wives" and "work husbands?" Contact the comedian's family at nextdoor@johnbranyan.com…

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Riff Session 31 - Stuff Boys Do and Slow Westerns 56:51

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Sound Bites "What did you... you hydroplane?" "There will be blood." "It's like stepping on a mine." "You better be playing HORSE!" "We would do BB gun fights." "We thought that we could make a boat." "It held for a little bit." "What if there's like foil Pokemon cards?" "I still want to do stuff like that." "It's like geocaching." "The geocaching movie script is wide open." Summary In this engaging conversation, the hosts explore various themes ranging from driving in adverse weather conditions to reflections on classic films and childhood games. They discuss the misconceptions surrounding four-wheel drive vehicles in icy conditions, share their thoughts on iconic movies like Citizen Kane and Once Upon a Time in the West, and reminisce about the games they played as children. The dialogue is filled with humor and insights, making it a delightful listen for anyone interested in these topics. In this conversation, the speakers reminisce about their childhood experiences, focusing on the games they played, the injuries they sustained, and the evolution of playground safety. They share humorous anecdotes about dangerous games, the impact of playground materials, and the thrill of competitive play. The discussion also touches on fireworks, biking adventures, and the unique memories formed in their youth, highlighting the carefree yet risky nature of childhood. In this lively conversation, the hosts share humorous anecdotes about their childhood adventures, including attempts to build boats from children's pools and the concept of time capsules. They explore the nostalgia of childhood creativity and the fun of geocaching, discussing the etiquette and excitement of finding hidden treasures. The conversation takes a humorous turn as they delve into the behavior of dogs and their understanding of human affection, culminating in a light-hearted reflection on the quirks of life and friendship.…

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TCND: Boxes for the Cool Wife (Soup-er Bowl and Mickey) 45:01

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Welcome, Neighbor! All the cool people hold their headphones instead of wearing them... It's a busy day today because we're having TWO parties in ONE! The annual Soup-er Bowl Party, in which we pretend to care about football but we are most interested in the food... Luke (The Pod Ninja) is a Fair Weather Football Fan. But he thinks there's something wrong with the men who care too much about sports... Next: The Peaches asked The Pod Ninja to make some boxes, and he nearly killed himself. But, speaking of boxes, there's a story in there about how to make your wife (and daughter) sing and dance in the kitchen... Later: Silas turned seven, and his intricate birthday decorations have reminded us of the benefits of PLODDING. Email the Comedian's Family at nextdoor@johnbranyan.com…

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Riff Session 30 - Comedy Craftsmanship and Subscribe To Make Me Stop 54:59

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Sound Bites "Crowd work is all pretty much the same." "Grammy award winning artists on the riff session." "We are in absolutely every part of your life." "I don't remember caring who was president." "I just don't respond." "It should be its own merit." "If it was free." "I swear, I won't pop a video out every day." "You'll never hear from me!" "I was going to do a whole YouTube channel of drum covers." "I made sure he was okay. Because he biffed pretty good."…

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TCND: Ordered Love...and golf (of course) 47:36

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Hello, Neighbor. We know that YOU are very theologically astute, so YOU know that it's important for Christians to order their loves. God, then Family, then countrymen... But, not every Christian agrees! JD Vance got himself in trouble for saying this is a Christian concept. Contact the Comedian's Family by emailing nextdoor@johnbranyan.com…

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Riff Session 29 - Hard to Mail a Letter and Change Your Battery 55:32

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Sound Bites "That's our theme song." "Is that a... Is that a recorder?" "Nobody cares." "It's a dilemma for me." "What about swim socks?" "I think I've heard them." "Nobody calls them swim socks." "You can merge with confidence." "There could be a mouse in there!" "This is a very simple fix." "Did you try wiggling stuff?" Chapters 00:00 Introduction and Theme Song Discussion 03:00 Mail Reliability and Delivery Changes 06:01 The Evolution of Mail and Its Importance 08:58 The Role of Mail Carriers in Society 12:00 Humor in Mail Delivery and Personal Experiences 14:50 The Future of Mail and Delivery Services 18:34 The Mystery of Swim Socks 20:40 Crocs: The Slippery Truth 24:41 The Life of an Old Car 30:44 Mileage vs. Age: The Human Condition 34:01 The Science of Maintenance 36:58 The Challenge of Car Maintenance 42:22 The Art of Reassembly 44:15 Sparks and Safety in Car Repairs 46:37 Engaging with the Audience: The Power of Negativity 50:04 Insect Encounters: A Humorous Perspective…

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TCND: World Relief Milks the Crisis (Cry Baby Witches) 50:26

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Welcome, Neighbor! We're looking at old photos and solving old mysteries. Then, Phil Vischer is helping a non-profit spread the news that THEY NEED MONEY NOW MORE THAN EVER! And that support letter would have gone to spam with all the other support letters, except they are capitalizing on the CRISIS of a new President. Should non-profits take government money and then freak out when the government stops sending them money? Later: Poltics are terrible and they're just a huge distraction--and also trans people are being victimized you cry-baby witch. Thanks for listening to The Comedian Next Door on the Fight Laugh Feast Network! Email us at nextdoor@johnbranyan.com…

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Riff Session 28 - Virtual Comedy and Texas Snowmen 49:52

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Bob Smiley joins Luke and John! In this engaging conversation, the hosts delve into various topics ranging from the challenges and experiences of virtual comedy performances to the dynamics of gender in nursing. They share humorous anecdotes about their personal lives, discuss the importance of audience engagement in comedy, and explore the nuances of branding and sponsorship. The conversation also touches on the peculiarities of food smells and personal preferences, creating a light-hearted yet insightful dialogue. In this engaging conversation, the hosts explore various humorous aspects of healthcare, relationships, and the art of comedy. They discuss the nuances of tipping in the healthcare industry, the evolution of medical practices, and the everyday challenges faced by healthcare professionals. The conversation shifts to the comedic exploration of snoring and its impact on relationships, highlighting the humorous dynamics between partners. The hosts also share insights into the process of crafting comedy, testing new material, and the realities of life, including the fleeting existence of a snowman in Texas. Overall, the discussion is a blend of humor, personal anecdotes, and reflections on the absurdities of life.…

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TCND: Knives and Forks and Andrew Tate (Squeeze the Ham!) 50:09

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Let's get this things started, Neighbor! Who needs the Comedian?! John wants to ask Luke a sincere question about knives... But Luke has some strange utensil habits. (And this reminds us of the Double Sauce Fiasco...) So many contradictions! Then: Do we need a "Christian Andrew Tate"? What would that even look like? Christians love the idea of being able to win people to Christ by being cool and popular. But that's not the method of spreading the Gospel that seems to be described in Scripture. Later: What's the difference between a "role model" and an "authority figure?" Contact the Comedian's Family by emailing nextdoor@johnbranyan.com…

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RIff Session 27 - It's Too Late for Dinner 58:46

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In this conversation, the hosts explore various themes surrounding meal times, cultural practices, and the influence of role models in society. They humorously debate the appropriate time to eat dinner, delve into cultural differences regarding meal times, and discuss the concept of siestas. The conversation shifts to the impact of figures like Andrew Tate on young men and the need for positive role models. They conclude by examining the nature of role models and the accountability that comes with being one. In this conversation, the speakers explore various themes surrounding masculinity, media influence, the illusion of wealth, the phenomenon of viral trends, the search for genuine role models, and the realities of being a landlord. They discuss how media shapes perceptions of masculinity, the superficiality of wealth displayed online, and the unexpected popularity of a viral Christmas tree. The conversation also touches on the challenges of finding authentic role models in a world dominated by influencers, the realities of health and fitness, and the often negative stereotypes associated with landlords. In this conversation, the speakers explore the unique aspects of Kokomo, Indiana, including its reputation as a hub for funerals, local attractions, and the challenges of property rental. They share humorous anecdotes about the community, discuss the dining scene, and reflect on the quirks of living in a small town. The conversation highlights the blend of humor and reality in everyday life, particularly in the context of property management and local culture.…

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TCND: Gifting Pets and Joe Rogan Saves Christendom (Mug o' Hot Water) 51:06

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Pour yourself a steaming cup of water and join us at the table! Keep some distance from the baby or he might hit you with his butternut squash... What's the protocol for giving someone a pet as a gift? (Luke and his sister receieved rabbits one year. It was traumatic.) Later: Is there any podcast doing more work for the Kingdom of God than Joe Rogan? He hosted an Old Testament scholar recently...and probably millions of people are going to be saved as a result. Contact the Comedian's family at nextdoor@johnbranyan.com/…

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Riff Session 26 - Who Wants to Riff With Us? 56:43

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Maybe we need you to join us on a future Riff Session. Would you like to do that? Send a note to nextdoor@johnbranyan.com or hit me up on Twitter. 00:00 Cinematic Conversations: Gladiators and Mavericks 03:00 Podcasting Essentials: Theme Music and Guest Dynamics 06:01 Engaging the Audience: Inviting Listeners to Participate 08:59 The Abundance Mentality: Embracing Listener Interaction 12:00 The Art of Communication: Lessons from Sitcoms 14:54 Technical Troubles: The Challenges of Remote Recording 18:03 The Evolution of Search Engines 20:46 Navigating the Early Internet 24:44 Generational Tech Divide 28:58 The Impact of Classic Movies 34:01 The Mystery of Vanity License Plates 41:06 Need for Awareness When Driving 44:22 Emotional Preparedness for Driving 48:02 Injuries and Accidents: A Comedic Perspective 52:11 The Nature of Accidents and Personal Experiences…

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TCND Baby Names, Snow or No? and Much Ado about NOTHING 47:58

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This is a pretty meandering conversation at the table... How popular is Bridger's name? There's snow in the forecast, but we'll believe it when we see it... Also--Luke is wearing a fur coat that (he thinks) makes him look like he's ready to overthrow a Roman dictator. At some point, we touch on how to get Artificial Intelligence to write our books for us. Later: There's a place called "Vender City" in Kokomo. Have you ever heard of that? Is it a chain? Probably not. If any of our rambling thoughts triggered some of YOUR rambling thoughts, send them to us here: nextdoor@johnbranyan.com…

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Riff Session 25 - Lord Willing, I Won't Wet The Bed 54:07

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We have (by 'we' I mean 'ME') technical issues still. Bad sound quality and flaky microphones but we perservered. I'll be working to get these issued solved by next week... Some Lines To Listen For "There's no finite amount of ideas." "You guys hate mothers." "I can connect these dots easily." "Is it really okay now?" "I was just fascinated by that." "A ton of advantages." "Cockatoos were too big." "Iguanas are taking over South Florida." "We have eradicated the Asian hornet." "I have scales. I'm a fish person." "It's like looking at a golf ball."…

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TCND: We Love Musical Theater (EVERYONE Has ADHD) 48:45

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Hey, Neighbor! Please send your messages of shame for Luke to: nextdoor@johnbranyan.com . There are many things we can abide, but removing the cream cheese frosting from the middle of a pumkin roll is NOT one of them... Next: Grandpa John and Grandma Lori bought the annoying gifts this year. But there was PLENTY of music at Christmas! We love singing, and most of us can hear when we're doing it badly. So that's something! Then: What is it about musical theater that is so captivating! (Spoilers, it's EVERYTHING.) With LIVE theater, you never see the same show twice! It's sooooo cool! Don't forget the subtitles...and sing like you don't realize someone is listening. Later: It's annoying when people with "ADHD" describe what goes on in their heads, as if it's not totally normal. The difference between someone with ADHD and someone who gets to church on time is discipline. That's it! Be on the lookout for John's new children's book. He was able to write it because he has learned to override his ADHD. Thanks for supporting The Comedian Next Door on the Fight Laugh Feast network!…

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TCND: Andrew's Bad Month (Any Eligible Ladies?) 47:36

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The Youngest Branyan Sibling is home--but we don't remember what we were going to talk about. (We DO remember how to speak a little Spanish, though...) Later: Andrew is not going to miss 2024 very much, because it has been treating him roughly. Here are several out-of-context bullet points to tell you how bad Andrew's move to Missouri has gone: --Godfather Landlord --Stump vs. car --Cat cheese If you're still confused, you can try listening to the whole episode. But it may not clear things up very much. Merry Christmas from our family to yours, Neighbor! Contact us at nextdoor@johnbranyan.com…

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Riff Session 24 - Things Sometimes Don't Go Well 53:18

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Maybe one of the worst shows I've ever done! How will I ever recover?! I'll tell you... Chapters 00:00 The Christmas Episode and Promises Made 05:58 Audience Dynamics and Energy Levels 12:04 The Importance of Good Introductions 18:01 Reflections on Comedy and Audience Engagement 24:54 The Art of Crowd Work 35:54 Overcoming Difficult Audiences 41:37 The Reality of Comedy Shows 46:45 The Importance of Audience Awareness 56:40 Looking Ahead: Future Topics…

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TCND: Christmas Lies and Silent Crowds (Cat's Meat Man) 48:28

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The McKinney Kids appeared in THE "A Christmas Carol" this weekend... Tis the season to LIE TO YOUR KIDS! There won't be a problem, provided everyone gets together and agrees to tell the SAME lie! (The social worker said so.) Then: Luke and John endured a fairly brutal show this week. It wasn't the audience's fault! But they just didn't feel like laughing. Later: Why was there so much horsemeat in Victorian England? We still don't know. But the cats were happy about it. Contact the Comedian's Family at nextdoor@johnbranyan.com…

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Riff Session 23 - All Goal Require God 48:25

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00:00 Improved Connectivity and Upcoming Show Plans 05:58 The Nature of Goals and Divine Assistance 11:55 The Challenge of Setting Big Goals 18:02 Possum Adventures and Life Reflections 24:04 The Nature of Memory and Awareness 30:31 Radar Detectors: The Illusion of Control 36:14 The Psychology of Speeding and Arrival Times 44:19 Hiccups: The Body's Glitch? 49:54 Exploring Remedies: What Works for Hiccups?…

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TCND: Charity Tree and Fathers Don't Matter (Positive Peaches) 50:52

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We played disc golf today. But we aren't going to talk about that! The Comedian got an email from a random phone number...asking whether it's appropriate for Christians to buy a violent video game for a disadvantaged kid as a Christmas gift. So... let's talk about Church Giving Trees! (You know what those are, right, Neighbor? Those trees where you pick an ornament and buy a gift for a needy stranger?...) Later: Sheila Gregoire is man-hating again. Why does it bother some women to hear ANYTHING positive about men/dads/husbands? Contact the Comedian's family at nextdoor@johnbranyan.com .…

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Riff Session 22 - Foul Mouthed Parrots and Former Cats 43:47

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Video is available Here: https://youtu.be/P2GrMNTpz28 Sound Bites "Can you imagine?" "It was a former cat." "Every goal requires God." In this conversation, we explore a variety of themes ranging from the challenges of pet loss and burial, cultural dilemmas in ordering food, the implications of AI in customer service, to the complexities of setting personal goals. We also delve into humorous discussions about unrated movies, the concept of emotional support animals, and the antics of foul-mouthed parrots in a zoo. Each topic is approached with a blend of humor and insight, making for an engaging dialogue.…

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TCND: Grandparenting is "Meh" (Can YOU be Kidless?) 48:34

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Hey, Neighbor! This begins the busy season... We had two thanksgivings, Christmas Decorating, and a baby shower packed into the same weekend. Then, John got the best Christmas newsletter ever. (Yes, really!) If you must send Christmas newsletters to everybody you know, make sure they contain HILARIOUS KID QUOTES. Later: One of John's friends just became a grandparent for the first time, and....well.... (shrug) Will it be the best day of your life, when you grandkids are born??? We discuss why the most well-adjusted people seem to be unimpressed with newborns... Contact the Comedian's family: nextdoor@johnbranyan.com…

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Riff Session 21 - Grinding Teeth and Catching Subs 44:45

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Here's a vague outline of this episode: 00:00 Introduction to Nuts and Bolts 03:01 The Art of Comedy and Writing Techniques 06:02 Teeth Grinding and Dental Humor 09:03 Exploring Music and Generational Changes 12:01 Christian Music in Public Spaces 16:12 Exploring Rural King: A Unique Shopping Experience 18:22 The Incongruity of Muzak in Stores 20:41 Bringing Pets to Unconventional Places 22:25 AI-Generated News Stories: A Fun Game 28:41 The Bear Suit Insurance Fraud Incident 31:46 Unexpected Encounters: Fishing for Submarines 32:21 Submarine Adventures and Fishing Tales 34:08 Cheese Heists: The Great Cheese Heist of 2024 41:49 Potato Negotiations: A Silly Exploration of AI Art…

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TCND: Her Dad Died, Duh (Praying for Unbelievers) 49:26

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Hey, Neighbor! Luke felt led to pray for his Unbelieving co-worker--but he wonders if he prayed the right way? Also, should we just ask for "God's Will" to be done every time, or is that kind of a cop-out? Later: A woman's 10-year-old daughter suddenly stopped walking, and she wants to help you learn how to buy crutches for your child as well. (That sounds sensational, but she DOES have a Parenting Course.) Let us explain why social media is full of this nonsense... Contact the Comedian at Nextdoor@johnbranyan.com…

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Riff Session 20 49:27

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Sound Bites "I hate rye chips, yeah." "I hate joy." "Must be nice to afford hamburger." "Boy, it's great to have cutlery." "I'm trying to express my joy." "Freedom doesn't wait." "I've never had to say a fun fact." "I just don't want to get scammed." "I have a limited experience." "The internet is forever." Themes Wintery Mix and Snack Preferences The Great Pretzel Debate Election Results and Public Perception Navigating Political Conversations Subtle Expressions of Joy…

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TCND: Birthday FREAK OUT and Lemon Grenades (Lego Weapons) 50:59

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Allow us to do a birthday party recap, Neighbor! Emmi Jane successfully turned nine years old, with only a small "Freak Out" involving tiny food and glue... This wasn't the first time Emmi lost her mind a little bit! Later: Is every 11-year-old boy exactly the same??? Pretty much. And finally: John told the Internet that boys play with Lego differently from girls, and he's still enduring the backlash. (You CAN'T make weapons out of Lego! Duh!) Email the Comedian's family at nextdoor@johnbranyan.com…

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Riff Session 19 Thanks Two! 55:09

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Chapters 00:00 Introduction and Technical Difficulties 05:51 The Dominance of Christmas Music 11:04 Commercializing Thanksgiving Music 18:13 The Culinary Adventures of Warthogs and Iguanas 25:53 Thanksgiving Foods: The Unwanted and Unusual 32:21 The Weight of IQ: Family Dynamics and Social Awareness 40:50 The Lunchroom Legend 51:04 The Hot Pocket Hazard 58:10 IQ and Ignorance You can book John at: www.johnbranyan.com…

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TCND: Victims of Racism (White Worm from the Dirt) 46:18

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It's a SCANDAL, Neighbor! Our 11-year-old boy was the target of racist insults at school... You won't believe the audacity of that 3rd grade bully. But that's nothing compared with the text message that is causing grown women to FEAR FOR THEIR BABIES. Tune in to laugh with us about the state of the country post-election--and to rejoice that the old Leftist tactics of calling everything "racist" don't seem to be working any longer! (Email the Comedian at nextdoor@johnbranyan.com )…

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Riff 18 Thanksgiving 51:52

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In this conversation, the hosts explore various themes surrounding holiday decorations, particularly wreaths, and the cultural significance of Thanksgiving. They delve into the absurdity of certain holiday traditions and the role of food in celebrations, while also reflecting on the uniqueness of American holidays compared to global practices. In this lively conversation, the hosts delve into the cultural significance of Thanksgiving, exploring the irony of celebrating American gratitude with foods that are rarely consumed outside the holiday. They humorously discuss the need for turkey to have a more prominent role in American cuisine and brainstorm ideas for a Thanksgiving-themed restaurant. The conversation takes a whimsical turn as they consider unconventional meats, including chipmunks and groundhogs, and share a humorous anecdote about a blue heron incident, highlighting the absurdity of culinary traditions. In this lively conversation, the hosts delve into the culinary traditions of Thanksgiving, exploring everything from the peculiarities of cranberry sauce to the challenges faced by picky eaters. They share humorous anecdotes about the foods they love and loathe, particularly focusing on the often-overlooked radish. The discussion also touches on the absurdities of food challenges, drawing parallels to the infamous Fear Factor show, and how American cuisine often involves adding sugar to make dishes more palatable.…

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TCND: Redeem Halloween and Don't Talk Politics (Trunkiest Church) 52:28

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Hey, Neighbor! Our Australian friend, Jasmine, has left the table--but her visit was so refreshing! She went Trick-or-Treating for the very first time, and it led to discussions about whether Satan's Holiday can be redeemed... (When is it appropriate to decorate with skulls.) Next: The Peaches shares her theory that "The Nightmare Before Christmas" is a Gospel story.) Later: When it comes to the election, DON'T TALK ABOUT POLITICS AT CHURCH! Make sure you stay neutral, like that person who constantly talks about how Jesus wasn't a Democrat or a Republican. Contact us by emailing nextdoor@johnbranyan.com…

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17 weeks پیش1:01:03

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Sound Bites "Sometimes people die and they don't tell you." "I think the best way to go would be on top of an asteroid detonating a nuclear device." "Do you gather everybody together under the pretenses of something else?" "Let's get the parasites." "Are you gonna stop eating red dyed food now because you know that it's coming from a bug?" "Cereal, the reason that they color food is because the natural color of things after it's been processed is usually like gray or brown." "I don't think I'm chewing on enough copper" "Hehehehehe" "I eat a slice of Wonder Bread and I'm good to go"…

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TCND: Aussie Invasion (Friend or Fan?) 53:39

18 weeks پیش53:39

53:39

Sorry this episode is a tad late, Neighbor. We're enjoying this week with our friend from Australia, Jasmine! Listen to the playful chatter for awhile... Then, help us determine the difference between a Friend and a Fan!

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Riff 16 49:04

18 weeks پیش49:04

49:04

Sound Bites "I'm actually... You can't see the sweat, but I've got two little sweat marks on my shirt." "I brought the incredibly funny Lisa Gilbert who has a Dry Bar special out and what's it called? All the Time Tired." "No outside carry-in food, drink or ice cream products. That's literally what it said." "That sounds like barbaric to me. That sounds like something that you wouldn't need to do in modern times, Brian." "Yeah, I like it. I'm a fan. I get that in the sushi, so." "He misses a lot of spots, so I still have a lot of work to do, but it's still helpful." "Santa's dead." "The responsibility of my kids still believing in Santa or not is not mine as a parent. It's not for me to tell them. I'm not going to have blood on my hands. It is all the kids on the playground." "I'm not signing for a fake guy anymore."…

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TCND: Men's Retreat and Bad Sermon Illustration (Tiny Conference Center) 51:26

19 weeks پیش51:26

51:26

We have an important question for you today: when you travel, do you unpack your suitcase and put things in the hotel dresser??? And speaking of traveling, the Peaches has a HOT TIP for packing clothes for lots of kids! Then: here's a sermon illustration you probably should NOT use... and an example of the world's worst Humor Sermon. Later: Put on your serious pants, because we have another important question. Can you be a homeschool parent if you think Elon Musk is smart? The internet sounds off. Finally, contact the Comedian's family to tell us how many days a retreat or conference needs to last... nextdoor@johnbranyan.com…

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Riff Session 5 49:27

19 weeks پیش49:27

49:27

Imagine our shock and horror when we realized this gem had been skipped over! It's here now and that's all that matters. "Why have we never seen a book written from the opposite perspective?" "Men don't mind being objectified. That's every man's dream." "In this dystopian future, men would be content with their role as sex slaves." "Kids start to act better during December because Christmas is coming" "What they should do is take your annual raise and divide it by 52" "When she's mad, she doesn't care that she's taller than me" "Boredom for parents is just a distant dream" "Nothing thrills me like washing the dishes" "Boredom is intended to be a punishment"…

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TCND: Lady Looks Like a Dude (Self-Propelled Mower) 48:30

20 weeks پیش48:30

48:30

Welcome to the table, Neighbor. Is there anything more manly than mowing your lawn? Modern gas cans suuuuuuuck. And also--if you have a bald baby girl, just put a bow on her head when you're going out! It will be a courtesy to strangers in public... To contact The Comedian's Family, email nextdoor@johnbranyan.com .…

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Riff 15 Comedy Conversation 1:03:03

20 weeks پیش1:03:03

1:03:03

Sound Bites "I made a sound, a pretty girly, feminine sound." "He was clinging to my arm as I tried to get him off." "Hornets are the jerks of the animal world." "There aren't very many cool injuries though, really." "Yeah, or you were trying to like rescue somebody from like, you know, push a car out of the street or something." "I don't ever want to be stung by anything that isn't a murder hornet." "Leaving early at a thing that you enjoy. That's funny." "It's like, spoiler, Dorothy makes it home in The Wizard of Oz." "It's like you're not getting out of the parking lot before me, pal." "War of the Worlds, the movie by Orson Welles, before inspired by the radio play by Orson Welles, inspired by the short story by Jules Verne written in 1890? That ending?" "My dad likes to arrive everywhere early. He also likes to leave everywhere early" "It's not even watered down mango juice. I know you don't like the taste of mango."…

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TCND: Big News, Compliments, and Looting (Double Toot) 54:04

21 weeks پیش54:04

54:04

The McKinney's have BIG NEWS. (So, here's an obscure quote from an old movie... do you recognize it?) We chat about all the horn-tooting compliments we've received this week. Then: John shares another example of "men can't win" with the Feminists, no matter what they do. Later: You get to hear the advice that John shared with a Highschool-age Peaches YEARS AGO and has been repeated countless times since... Finally: What would you do in a crisis situation? Would you steal? Murder? Eat your loved ones? Who really knows for sure????? Christians really need to stop saying they may or may not act like Pagans when they're caught in a hurricane and forced to sin... Contact the Comedian's family by emailing nextdoor@johnbranyan.com…

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Riff 14 Comedy Conversation 48:36

21 weeks پیش48:36

48:36

Takeaways Natural conversation is key in stand-up comedy, and segues are not always necessary. Internet connectivity can be unpredictable, causing interruptions in online conversations. The ironclad beetle is a fascinating creature that can withstand immense pressure. Being in the same room during a podcast recording can eliminate technical issues and improve the overall experience. Incorporating elements of a rock concert into a comedy show can add excitement and enhance the comedic experience. Audience participation can be a fun and engaging way to involve the crowd in the comedy show. Breaking up with a realtor can be awkward, but it's important to be upfront and honest about your decision. The real estate industry can be confusing, with different types of agents and agreements, but it's important to understand the process when buying or selling a house. Sound Bites "You don't need segues, just transition to whatever it is and who cares." "There's a beetle that you can drive a car over and not crush it." "They're testing sharks for cocaine." "There's no bad time to worship John." "I could do a comedy rock and roll show or a rock comedy show." "The more low budget, the better with all of this stuff, the more garage made."…

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TCND: Weird Worship, Librarians, and Lust (The King's Chamber) 56:29

22 weeks پیش56:29

56:29

Welcome, Pkarghl! The Pod Ninja saw a church sign that he didn't like very much... If you want to make things REALLY WEIRD for the men at your church, John and Luke can tell you how. Then: God is very mad at librarians... But let John tell you about his conversation with Sheila Gregoire first. Later: If you want the PERFECT GAME for bossy women--may we suggest The Sims? Or Roller Coaster Tycoon? Contact the comedian's family by emailing nextdoor@johnbranyan.com…

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Riff 13 Comedy Conversation 19:38

22 weeks پیش19:38

19:38

Just me and Luke today. We manage to discuss some important concepts even without Brian and Juan. Takeaways Honesty in social interactions can lead to better understanding and communication. Sometimes we do things we don't want to do to accommodate our spouses or loved ones. Different people have different approaches to activities and hobbies. The discovery of sharks with cocaine in their system raises questions about drug use in aquatic animals. Sound Bites "So you'd rather the honesty of knowing that you were not as good as something else?" "I don't think that you necessarily have to want to go to a place in order to go to a place if your wife wants you to go there." "There's so many things that I want to know about. Specifically, I want to know how long the guy who tests drugs, who tests sharks for drugs, I want to know how long he's been doing that job."…

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TCND: Probiotics and Fecal Transplants (Steve Lawson WHO?) 47:29

23 weeks پیش47:29

47:29

Hey, Neighbor. If this is your first episode--please don't assume we ALWAYS talk about bodily functions... But, we're talking about them today. Two-month-old Bridger's life has improved significantly since probiotics turned his poo yellow. (That's the color a breastfed baby's poo is SUPPOSED to be.) From there, the conversation about ways to heal your gut biome just gets weirder and weirder... Joe stops in temporarily, to offer his expert opinion about fecal transplants. Later: John wants to talk about the Steve Lawson Scandal, even though nobody at his church knows who Steve Lawson is... Contact the Comedian's family by emailing nextdoor@johnbranyan.com…

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Riff 12 Comedy Conversation 50:04

23 weeks پیش50:04

50:04

The gang dives into theme songs, chronic pain, and the mysterious allure of pickup trucks. We swap hilarious stories about cigarette lighters, Fourth of July shenanigans, and the quirks of patriotism. Things get wild with tales of fireworks, vending machine ammo, and our lack of culinary snobbery—let’s just say we’re not foodies! We wrap up with a light chat about edible bowls and a missing host. You're welcome to tag along!…

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TCND: Smartest Man Improv Game (Honey and Pepper) 46:17

24 weeks پیش46:17

46:17

Hey, Neighbor! The McKinney Kids are at the table for another improv game. They answer some important questions--just one word at a time. We love laughing with these crazy characters... How do you know you've had a great birthday party? What's the best way to get rid of hornets? How do you make a birdhouse? Find out on today's episode. Email the Comedian's Family at nextdoor@johnbranyan.com…

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Riff 11 Updated Comedy Conversation 51:07

24 weeks پیش51:07

51:07

This wasn't the right episode at first....but it is now. The gang gets nostalgic about cars, laughing over how we remember them more than people’s names. We joke about using cars as nicknames—hilarious or creepy? You decide. We also dive into the quirks of self-checkout machines and their fake gratitude, wishing they’d just give us a sarcastic “thanks.” Then, it’s all about weird food combos, like ice cream on hot stuff (why?), fried ice cream, and the genius idea of a cookie dough caulking gun. We wrap things up with a silly take on the phonetic alphabet and Morse code.…

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TCND: Bad Spelling and ADHD (Sit and Listen) 47:05

25 weeks پیش47:05

47:05

You can't just sit and listen to a podcast, Pkarlgh! The Podcast Ninja has spoken. Turns out, all of our attention spans are shorter than we'd like... What's the minimum amount of time you have to concentrate on something for it to count as "focus?" Then: Joe and Luke both have the sort of study habits that make their wives craaaaaazy. Later: Play "guess that word" with Emmi's spelling test. Contact the Comedian's family by emailing nextdoor@johnbranyan.com.…

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Riff 10 Comedy Conversation 45:30

25 weeks پیش45:30

45:30

The gang, with special guest Curtis Crow, dives into the hilarious transition from young to old—think reading glasses, sensible shoes, and pharmacy apps. We also chat about the wacky world of Guinness World Records and the absurdity of some titles. Then, we tackle the ultimate culture clash: marriage. Cue the awkward gift-giving scenarios with white elephants and secret Santas, and brace yourself for the laugh-out-loud idea of the "Joelympics"—where regular folks compete in everyday tasks like grocery bag hauling and car packing. We wrap it up with some honest family talk, exploring the quirks of communication and the art of not offending Aunt Mildred.…

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TCND: Play Fortunately, Unfortunately with Us ( 47:20

26 weeks پیش47:20

47:20

Welcome to the table, Pkarghl! We're joined by two, young McKinneys to play one of our favorite Family Improv games. But first--allow Luke to tell you about his latest KILL... Then, Cami and Collin help us demonstrate how easy it is to create comedy without ANY advanced planning or set-up! Email the Comedian's family at nextdoor@johnbranyan.com . And don't forget to pray for The Peaches' thighs!…

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Riff 9 Comedy Conversation 51:16

26 weeks پیش51:16

51:16

If you like outlines, you're going to LOVE this week's synopsis! Navigating life with oblivious kids? You'll need the patience of a saint and a sense of humor the size of Texas. Roughhousing: where childhood fun meets a near-certain trip to the ER. Gold mining: a high-stakes game of “Will I strike it rich or just strike out?” TV shows: where even the simplest task turns into a life-or-death struggle, because who needs realism? Reality TV: more about dramatic glances and less about actually doing the thing they’re supposed to be doing. Society’s greatest hits: pretending you’ll keep in touch, and convincing yourself that all babies are adorable. Asking real questions: it’s rude until it’s not, and suddenly, you’re deep in conversation about life’s big mysteries. Social interactions could use a lot less small talk and a lot more “Let’s be real for once.”…

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TCND: John's Kidney Stone and Squatters (Government Cheese) 45:47

27 weeks پیش45:47

45:47

Hey, Neighbor, the family almost had to do this episode WITHOUT the Comedian because John is passing a kidney stone. But he is present and soldiering on! (If you struggle with the same ailment, Luke has a suggestion for something to try.) Drink more water, find the nearest theme park, and try to get some "bang" for your buck. Next: John and his wife are landlords who have been fighting a legal battle with a group of squatters for over a year... The whole Branyan family pitched in this weekend, to help clean up the mess left behind by these people. Why would someone hang a boat motor from a tree? Maybe for the same reason they would keep a rotting deer head in their kitchen? Or a hollowed out tree stump full of scrap metal? Later: Let's try to make sense of the fact that some human beings actually live in that sort of squalor (and refuse to pay any bills). What causes someone to make those sorts of decisions? And if you've never read the Lord of the Flies, tune in for a quick summary of what you're missing. Email the Comedian's family at nextdoor@johnbranyan.com.…

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Riff 8 Comedy Conversation 40:02

27 weeks پیش40:02

40:02

Juan kicks things off with a wild tale about his dad’s mysterious age and a hilarious take on Tom Brady’s Hertz commercials. Things get deep with a chat about gratitude—like how hard it is to find new stuff to be thankful for without rolling your eyes. Then, they dive into the evolution of pants and why wearing them low is a fashion fail. They also touch on credit scores, organic food, and the odd value of a perfect score. And if you think that's random, wait till they introduce the Humpty Dumpty scale for fall risk and debate World War I interest rates! It’s a whirlwind of laughs and life’s quirks.…

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TCND: Tabby's Giant Baby, T-shirt Idea (John Brandit) 48:24

28 weeks پیش48:24

48:24

Tabby's at the table--with her enormous baby. He's even bigger than a baby panda! Next, Luke did a show with Chris Farley's brother, and he unintentionally gave us a GREAT new marketing idea! (How much would YOU pay for a lousy T-shirt???) Later: John reads a piece of sage wisdom... Who cares what your parents think? Defer to your children instead! Join the conversation, Neighbor! Contact the Comedian's family by emailing nextdoor@johnbranyan.com .…

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Riff 7 Comedy Conversation 54:41

28 weeks پیش54:41

54:41

The guys discuss the idea of celebrities doing ordinary things and how it becomes news. What about a service where normal people can hire paparazzi to make them feel famous? Luke talks about the joy of gift-giving and the pressure to find the perfect gift. There is some anxiety in gift exchanges. Technology is impacting amusement parks and algorithms control our lives. At Disney World, anything counts as an 'attraction.'…

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TCND: Shocked About Depravity (Ace in the Hole) 45:45

29 weeks پیش45:45

45:45

Welcome to another Sunday evening at the Branyan/McKinney table--after another great Sabbath day of family fellowship and DISC GOLF. Yes, The Peaches will allow a Disc Golf Recap today, since her husband accomplished something totally world-changing... Then: John's yardwork adventures aren't getting any less painful. Hear the latest injury story, especially if it has been awhile since you considered the danger of using a chainsaw near stinging insects. Later: Some Christians really are shocked--SHOCKED--about how "quickly" the culture is declining. To them it seems it happened over night. But at least they're shockable, right? Their eyes are apparently working, even though they're a little slow on the uptake. The big kids are making a happy ruckus in the background, and the newborn fusses (just a little) in his daddy's arms. If you want to be part of it all, tune in! Contact the Comedian's family by emailing nextdoor@johnbranyan.com…

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TCND: Man with a Uterus (Shut Up, Conservatives) 48:42

30 weeks پیش48:42

48:42

Hey, Neighbor! John has some things he wants to say--while the Peaches and the Pod Ninja ignore him... Did you hear about the man (or is it a woman?) who failed the gender test in women's boxing? Did you know even CONSERVATIVES are struggling to understand what makes someone a woman? Tune in for this biology-heavy lecture on female hormones, fertility cycles, and--oh yeah--all of our headphones are broken, so listen while we complain about that. Baby Bridger makes himself known a time or two as well. It's a pretty typical Sunday at the Comedian's house! Email the Comedian's family at nextdoor@johnbranyan.com .…

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Riff 6 30:48

30 weeks پیش30:48

30:48

Another riff session with the gang. Among other topics, we discuss the intrigue of candy hearts and how the Handmaid's Tale would be a different story from the male perspective.

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TCND: Sweat and Being Counter-cultural (Pure Molten Happiness) 48:37

31 weeks پیش48:37

48:37

John is sweaty. Peaches is sweaty. But the baby doesn't mind... Luke hurt his tongue...twice. And, eventually we get around to talking about being "counter-cultural." Viva la Revolucion! You can email the Comedian's family at Nextdoor@johnbranyan.com.

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Riff Session 4 30:58

31 weeks پیش30:58

30:58

Join us as we workshop some ideas for comedy. It's possible you'll have a laugh, but we can't promise that.

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TCND: Unite with Me and the Other Burning Bush (Not Moses) 54:38

32 weeks پیش54:38

54:38

New Baby Bridger is at the table! He has been a little cranky lately, so we'll see if he makes himself heard... The baby is hearing and smelling new things, while old men are LOSING those senses. John remembers the old man neighbor who used to "putter" around and do Old Man things when John was a kid. That's the neighbor whose bushes were set on fire by Bob Branyan... Let us tell you the story! Later: John had a brief conversation with a Christian lady about "unity." But did she really mean "just agree with me"? Email the Comedian's family at nextdoor@johnbranyan.com .…

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Riff Session 3 37:55

32 weeks پیش37:55

37:55

We're riffing on the destructive force of children, pro wrestling, and the back of IKEA stores. Plus some other random thoughts. Join us for another comedy writing session.

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TCND - Toldja The Baby Would Interfere with The Podcast! (Family Poops on You) 38:31

33 weeks پیش38:31

38:31

It’s just you and me. No other podcast pals, just us. So, if you’ve been with us before, you know there was a baby on the way. Well, that baby has now made his grand entrance, and as predicted, it’s shaken up the podcast schedule. I feared the podcast might be canceled, but The Peaches assured me, "No worries, Dad, I'll pop out the baby, and we’ll be back on track, no big deal." Fast forward a couple of weeks, and here I am, solo at the mic because my usual crew is at the hospital with the newborn boy. My kids have been griping about our intro music, calling it not just mediocre, but downright bad. So, I decided to skip it this week. Maybe it’s time for a new format: no music, just straight into the chatter. Let me know what you think. Now, about the baby. His name is Bridger Luke Michael McKinney. That’s right, Bridger. Not Alexander, which I was half-expecting because Amanda was adamantly saying it wouldn’t be Alexander. But no, it's Bridger. And like all new names, it feels a bit odd. Babies are weird little strangers when they first arrive, but eventually, they grow into their names. Soon enough, Bridger will be running around, and it’ll be the perfect fit. On a personal note, I got new hearing aids. The old ones conked out, so now I'm trying to get used to the new ones. It's like discovering sound all over again. I can hear leaves rustling and kids playing from a distance. It’s a game-changer, though my comedy shows have taken a hit since I struggle to hear the audience. Speaking of senses, my taste and smell aren't what they used to be. I can barely smell coffee brewing unless I stick my nose right over the pot. Same goes for food. Everything tastes kind of the same unless it’s something drastic like a pepper versus a banana. So, if I ever compliment your cooking, take it with a grain of salt because I probably can’t taste how terrible it might be.…

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Riff Session 2 32:11

33 weeks پیش32:11

32:11

Join us for another comedy riff session. We'll talk about slow motion, Paul Bunyan's actual size, antiquated messaging systems and some other stuff. We had fun. Maybe you will too!

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TCND: Family Improv, Birth Ball, and Carnivorous Cow Milk (Stuck-ulent) 48:15

34 weeks پیش48:15

48:15

This is an absolute carnival of Branyan Family Improv. That is to say, we're just shooting the breeze and telling stories... Hear us talk about: -Squeaky birthing balls and Lactation Chairs -Why milk is bad in New Mexico -What squirrels have in common with Jared Leto (spoilers: it's the way they talk) -Tech issues and new equipment -Fortunately/Unfortunately -And finally: Our new family project idea! Plus... There's a succulent in the middle of the table. We probably better stop to talk about it. Email the Comedian's family at nextdoor@johnbranyan.com…

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Riff Session Episode1 32:56

34 weeks پیش32:56

32:56

We're launching a new show that will hopefully ease a bit of the pain caused by the end of SCQS. This is our first episode and we're pretty sure the format and production is going to change. But we gotta start somewhere. The Riff sessions are comedy writing workshops. We're taking a premise and 'riffing' ideas with fellow comedians. Enjoy!…

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TCND: City of Firsts, Kid Coffee, and Presidents with Dementia (Garage Sale Scams) 48:13

35 weeks پیش48:13

48:13

HOW MANY BABIES ARE YOU PLANNING TO HAVE?! Turns out, we've been fielding that question for over a decade... Next: did you know the very first automobile was tested in our town of Kokomo, Indiana? Well... that's because it's not actually true. But Kokomo still loves to call itself the City of Firsts. (And we really are responsible for that loveable Big, Red Dog!) Still no McBaby... The Big Kids are drinking "coffee." And John wants to talk about the Presidential Debate that he didn't watch. Later: a shocking number of people can't figure out when they're talking to a robot...or when they're sharing photos of a "missing person" who is actually a plastic doll. How does THAT affect the voting situation? Join us at the table, Neighbor!…

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TCND: Need More Babies and Commandments in School (Jesus-Cadabra!) 51:29

36 weeks پیش51:29

51:29

Hi, Neigbor! We're going to have another baby in a matter of moments! Though...it could be many, many moments before the event actually happens... It's HOT and some of us are very puffy while others are very burnt. John is worried that the Peaches can't record a podcast after the baby is born. But there are ways to make it happen! It's all about priorities! Then: The whole extended family was out in the woods this week... Apparently, the First Graders have been internalizing that Post-Mil Theology! (Kids who are surrounded by aunts and uncles and babies look forward to building their own families someday.) Later: Why are we so excited about posting the Ten Commandments in school? Is this a small baby-step toward cultural victory? Or are the majority of Christians completely confused about how the Word of God actually works itself into the human mind and heart? We're out here trying to build shrines and cast Bible Spells! Jesus-cadabra! Email the Comedian's family at nextdoor@johnbranyan.com…

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TCND: Branyan Siblings Reunite (Tabby and Andrew, at the Table) 51:15

37 weeks پیش51:15

51:15

Tabby brought her new baby, and Andrew is home on military leave! So--join us for a noisy chat, Branyan Sibling Style. What does an unmarried 25-year-old male think is an average size for a newborn? And whose fault is it, really, that Andrew is always the last to hear family news? You be the judge, Neighbor. And, Later: Does God care about tattoos and cigarettes? (Just ask your favorite 90's pop star!) Email the Comedian's family at nextdoor@johnbranyan.com…

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TCND: Testimonies for Everyone! (Gospel of Psychology) 52:35

38 weeks پیش52:35

52:35

Hey, Neighbor! Luke's microphone isn't switched on, and it distracts us from sharing all the intricate Baby Details. But--rest assured--Tabby had her baby. While the Peaches was supporting the birthing mother, Juan and John and Luke were attending the Christian Comedy Association Conference. There were some very encouraging testimonies shared during that time. Luke wonders if churches should make space for MORE testimonies to be shared on Sunday mornings... Later: Why does the word "psychology" keep getting used as a synonym for "spirituality?" Are they one in the same concept? Contact the Comedian's family by emailing nextdoor@johnbranyan.com…

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TCND: Guest or Friend, Suffering Well (Tabby's Havin' a Baby!) 58:16

39 weeks پیش58:16

58:16

We have a special Someone at the table today--though we can't decide whether he's a "guest" or a "friend." One thing we DO know for sure is, we are pretty slap-happy to have a few days with Juan DeVevo... Did you know disc golf brands like to NAME the various discs? Usually they come with names like "Punisher" or "Intimidater." But Juan wants to market a line of more peaceful-sounding discs. Next: Tabby is in labor! Thus sayeth The Doula (though she really isn't qualified to say much else)... Then: What happens when an Atheist rejects religion and insists there's no such thing as evil, but then she experiences tremendous evil perpetuated against HERSELF? (Spoiler: they do NOT suffer well.) Email the Comedian's family at nextdoor@johnbranyan.com…

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TCND: Racers Aren't Athletes! (...and Burn the Books!) 47:40

40 weeks پیش47:40

47:40

Hey, Neighbor! The Comedian's family lives within 75 miles of the Indy 500 race track, so we settle a very important question: does racing count as a "sport?" And can we call the competitors "athletes" when they sit in a car all afternoon? Then: Just a little more Labor/Birth talk... (Spoilers: Tabby is still pregnant!) (Also, apparently nobody knew what the date was when we recorded.) Later: A former contestant on the Bachelor is struggling with "fertility issues." Just wait until you hear what kind! And: have you heard what's happening in El Salvador? Finally: John ignores a call from his wife. And The McKinneys conducted their annual Book Burning. Here are the details. You can contact the Comedian's Family by emailing nextdoor@johnbranyan.com…

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TCND: Soccer and Surprise Christian Divorces (Just Like Jesus Christ!) 54:01

41 weeks پیش54:01

54:01

Last week, we were jolly and funny. This week: some of us are a little grouchier...and sunburnt... The Peaches' water bottle went missing at the soccer game. And, what's with the lack of "booing" from the Branyan, McKinney, and Farkas section?!?! Where's the loyalty?! Not to mention: John's 4-year-old grandson was being veeeeeery virtuous today. He couldn't help noticing himself. Playing organized sports can help develop a person's character!... but it's not automatic. Then: Luke was surprised to hear there's (yet another) couple divorcing in our local church body. It's hard coming to terms with the fact that many families (even professing Christians) don't hold each other accountable. How should we counsel those who are persuing a divorce? What sort of "baggage" should a married couple expect, and how can they manage it? Later: Why don't people like to communicate? Well, the Ninja and the Peaches had a small falling out this week, and they share a few details. It ended up being a fairly short (and relatively painless) process back to fellowship--thanks to practice. But a few years ago, it would not have gone so smoothly... Email the Comedian's family at nextdoor@johnbranyan.com .…

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TCND: Wandering Conversation (Washing Machines, Bunnies and Surprise Visits)) 47:06

42 weeks پیش47:06

47:06

Our family spent several hours sharing Big Thoughts after church (before we started recording), so now we're ready to just shoot the breeze... Join us for this lighthearted chat. Why does Luke like spaghetti--but not lasagna? How many clothes can be squeezed into a standard washing machine? John gives an update on his landscaping projects. (Spoiler: John is turning into an old man before our very eyes.) And--hey look--a rabbit in the yard! Should we talk about Richard Dawkins being a "cultural Christian?" Meh. Too serious. Let's not. See, Neighbor, not EVERY conversation deep and convicting. (Oh, now Luke's parents are dropping off some patio furniture!) There's some real life happening over at the Comedian's House, and you're invited to take a listen. Email the comedian's family at nextdoor@johnbranyan.com .…

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TCND: How Childbirth Works (Change Needs Change) 47:16

43 weeks پیش47:16

47:16

Hey, Neighbor! There are babies due to be born in our family over the next few weeks, so we're talking about the birth process! What do "real" contractions feel like? How can we distinguish between "early" labor and "active" labor? Maybe you weren't expecting this conversation, Neighbor, but it sure beats talking about disc golf! Riiiiiiiight? Next: Communication with medical professionals can be challenging... (Here's an example.) Then: Communication as a pastor/speaker can ALSO be callenging--especially if you're trying too hard to be profound or memorable. (Here's an example.) (Also, here's our favorite riddle ever invented by a 3-year-old.) Somewhere in the midst of all these topics, we have an excellent book idea for the Podcast Ninja! Don't forget to laugh, Carl. Email the Comedian's Family at nextdoor@johnbranyan.com . If nobody is in labor, we'll do our best to respond!…

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TCND: Mole-iminator and Actions Speak Louder (Creeping Thyme) 48:59

44 weeks پیش48:59

48:59

It's the season for MOLE HUNTING. If you don't remember The Podcast Ninja's technique, he shares all the gory details again in this episode. Next, John talks about his big plans to avoid yard work... (Psssst, he's going to be sorely disappointed, Neighbor!) Then, Luke tells us the thing that John shared at Church today that felt noteworthy and then he forgot and then remembered again. People's actions will tell you what they really think. It's easy to say, "I am a Christian who believes the Gospel." But, the choices made in daily life will reveal much! Finally, both "Christians" and "Atheists" in America are struggling with an Authority Problem. We'll unpack that the best we can--but if you know, you know! Email the Comedian's Family at nextdoor@johnbranyan.com .…

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TCND: Naming It and Claiming It...and CAKE! (Bi-Weekly???) 50:06

45 weeks پیش50:06

50:06

First, let's talk about making cake for no reason... And,we need a short word-study, because the word "bi-weekly" has too many definitions. Next: John has been watching lots of videos of sermons from Charismatic preachers. This false doctrine happens to be the very first theological question that Luke and the Peaches tackled before they got married! Later: A friend of John's almost made him choke on his chicken caesar salad. What sort of "authority" are Christians "supposed" to have when it comes to raising the dead? Finally: Luke wants to know, "Is believing a false Gospel the same as not being a Christian at all?" How much truth about Jesus do you need in order to be saved? Email the Comedian's family at nextdoor@johnbranyan.com…

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TCND: Should You Change Careers? (Disc Golf and Oil-Changes) 47:07

46 weeks پیش47:07

47:07

Well, Neighbor, it has been TOO LONG since we talked about disc golf! Go get yourself some discs, so you don't have to be left out of the recurring conversation. Next: We're going to answer all your questions about how to schedule your time... No, wait, we're going to tell you whether or not to quit your job. No, actually we're going to talk about productivity. Luke feels guilty because he doesn't think he's bringing enough focus to his day job. How should bosses and employees measure "productivity?" (And what kind of "productivity" really brings the most value to the people you love?) There are so many different directions we could take this conversation! But, of course, it always comes back to home-education and family life. Contact the Comedian's family by emailing nextdoor@johnbranyan.com .…

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TCND: You Need More than Podcasts (Crispy Cuppy-Roni) 50:06

47 weeks پیش50:06

50:06

Hey, Neighbor! Papa John's is selling a pizza featuring crispy "cuppy-roni." This is worth mentioning at LEAST a few times this episode... Next: there has been a little bit on controversy in the Fight Laugh Feast network. (But, really, what else is new?) Sometimes listeners feel like their favorite hosts aren't practicing what they preach... The Peaches thinks this speaks to the natural limitations of the podcast platform. It's impossible to get a complete picture of a person's beliefs, even if you consume several hours worth of their content every week! (There's sooooooo much that is still happening behind the scenes.) It's possible to hear a message about "Rowdy Christians" multiple times and STILL not understand how to apply it, until you've spent more in-person time with the messenger. Later: Some concepts and analogies we share on the podcast are not going to translate if listeners are not part of a real-life community. Podcasts have their place! Sermons are valuable! But there is no substitute for committed, imtimate relationships, where true disciples are made. Contact the Comedian's family by emailing nextdoor@johnbranyan.com…

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TCND: Toilet-Washing Ceremony (Scooter's Hot Chocolate) 50:24

48 weeks پیش50:24

50:24

Hey, neighbor! The Peaches and The Ninja have been together longer than they were "single." They've gone by many names over the years... But why does Uncle David call John "Scooter?" (Settle in, while Scooter unloads his coffee-related trauma.) Then: HAPPY TRANS VISIBILITY DAY! We actually know people--in real life--who have swallowed that Kool-Aid. AND: Our Comedy Clique has been talking about Foot-Washing Ceremonies. Some good questions have been raised in the last few days! What message is the Pope sending when he washes the feet of 12 female prisoners? Is there a better way to demonstrate "servanthood' to a modern culture? Finally: Jesus taught that being a servant makes you the GREATER in the Kingdom of Heaven. Many Christians are uncomfortable with the way they are elevated to places of Authority, while they keep trying to be perpetual doormats. How do we deal with the reality that our acts of service give us more responsibility and "power?" Contact the Comedian's family, nextdoor@johnbranyan.com…

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TCND: Talk it Out, Use Your Words (March Madness) 49:24

49 weeks پیش49:24

49:24

It's basketball season, Neighbor, and our NCAA bracket is looking sad! But legend has it, the Branyan kids once predicted all four of the Final Four teams and won enough money for John to retire for about two hours. Also, there is DRAMA among the McKinney/West/Farkas cousins. (No, nothing scandalous.) A group of actors, aged 13 and under, are producing their own musical theater show. It's the most adorable thing we've seen in a while. Next: If a person can't explain WHY the believe something, do they really even believe it? Use your words, Pkarlgh! Pictures aren't really worth 1000 words, and you CAN'T preach the Gospel silently... Contact the Comedian's family by emailing nextdoor@johnbranyan.com…

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TCND: The Ninja's Outgoing Era (Serious Adults) 46:17

50 weeks پیش46:17

46:17

If you're tuning in for this episode, you will be among the first to sample The Podcast Ninja's new Outgoing Personality! (Tell us if you think he's not being "serious" enough.) We tackle other questions like: should men wear a suit and tie to church? And should adults watch cartoons?... Later: If you want to add rocks to your health and wellness journey, we have a great opportunity for you! (It's basically witchcraft--but it's all the rage.) Email the Comedian's family: nextdoor@johnbranyan.com Tell us what kind of "crystal" John should take to the Quack Doctor's virtual event.…

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TCND: Many Hands, Healthy Community (Go to Church!) 52:04

51 weeks پیش52:04

52:04

Welcome to the table, Pkarlgh. Our family participated in a huge fundraiser for our local Christian school--and we were very encouraged! Many hands make for light work... It's great to be part of a functioning community! Then: If you're hearing us talk about this well-oiled machine and wishing your community was as Perfect as ours, let us remind you that we are very critical of parachurch organizations! We really need to make some clarifications about WHY we focus on the Bad Stuff in the culture... (Someone wrote to us and said, "I'm struggling to find a church that I can trust. I don't understand the different denominations, but I know you guys disagree with most of them...") Keep this in mind at all times: God will not hold you accountable for things you DON'T understand; he holds you accountable for obeying what you DO understand. Later: Let's talk about the problem with popular Christian worship leaders. (But don't let fear of heretical music keep you from going to church!) Email the Comedian's family at nextdoor@johnbranyan.com . (But don't ask us questions that should be directed at your elders. :) )…

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TCND: Leaders Take Initiative (Backpack of Conversation) 48:40

52 weeks پیش48:40

48:40

Hi, Neighbor! John and Luke called an "audible" at church last week and switched up the communion prep system. Who's going to be mad about that? (Well, some people might.) If you start taking responsibility and making decisions then you will deal with some pushback. But, overall, you will be a HUGE ASSET to a healthy church (or soccer program). Leaders take initiative! Later: Luke shares his fail-proof system for aspiring conversationalists. If you're wondering, "How does Luke always have something interesting to say???" be prepared to take notes! Email the Comedian's family at nextdoor@johnbranyan.com…

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TCND: Unequally Yoked in Friendship (Marbles in a Jar) 47:36

1 year پیش47:36

47:36

Hey, Neighbor! We thought we uploaded this episode ON TIME, but technical difficulties occurred... Better late than never!

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TCND: Anxious or Just EXCITED? (The Undead Horse!) 52:49

1 year پیش52:49

52:49

It's snowy in Indiana--but the Peaches broke a power pole back when the roads were basically clear. Luke did a show with Dave Dugan, and John did a show in Wisconsin (Wa-Keh-Shaw). Were these "good" events or "bad" ones? It totally depends on your perspective! Any single event could be both good and bad, or both challenging and successful at the same time. John still gets rushes of adrenaline when he's going on stage. Luke and his brother-in-law struggle to sleep immediately after a performance. But is that the same thing as stage fright or "nervousness?" The difference between "Excitement" and "anxiety" is simply whether you're looking forward to it or not. Later: Most people in the audience do not want the speaker to fail. They're on your side! But even the pros get sweaty while managing their adrenaline. It's normal! Can we learn to thank God regardless of whether we are feeling wide awake or ready to curl up and rest? Finally: Let's beat a dead horse...that is still trotting around... We know a pastor whose daughter found a questionable book in her school library. What should he do now? Contact the Comedian's family by emailing nextdoor@johnbranyan.com…

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TCND: Freedom from People Pleasing (Christians Bad, Non-Christians Good) 48:28

1 year پیش48:28

48:28

Hey, Neighbor, we're recording on Superbowl Sunday... not to be confused with Tuesdays with Taylor... (By the way, are you the Master of your own Sea?) Then: Not only do Christians like to identify as "Sinners," but we like to sanitize the behavior of the Unbelievers. We want to give them the benefit of the doubt--even though they are Lost. Later: We tried to raise Luke's bloodpressure with the story of a grumpy patient complaining about her stay at the hospital. But he is pretty unflappable. Do you know what the medical community does with particularly uncooperative patients? Finally: Let's talk about the idol of People Pleasing. What IS the difference between having a "servant's heart" and being a people-pleaser? Contact the comedian's family: nextdoor@johnbranyan.com…

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TCND: Peaches the She-Devil (and Luke's Zit) 55:10

1 year پیش55:10

55:10

We have an extra guest at the table today, Neighbor! Also, John's sons-in-law created a video game character who is almost indescribably ugly. But we try anyway. Either way--let's get down to business... Transformers and electronic tablets are for Christians/Saints--not for Sinners. Boy, this is a controversial topic in our community right now. Is it wise to refer to Christians as "Sinners saved by grace?" The Peaches really feels encouraged, because she was called a "she-devil" several times. What inspired that kind of vitriol? It was the suggestion (no--insistence) that being a Saint who struggles with sin is very different from continuing to identify with your sin by calling yourself a "sinner." Saying "I am a sinner" is an identity statement. One person told us, "I was a sinner, I am a sinner, and it's what I ALWAYS WILL BE." Yuck. That comes from unthoughtful church culture--not from God's Word. The power of the Gospel is completely removed when Christians still cling to their sinful identity. God calls us Children (He calls us Saints). But Americans still call themselves "Sinners." Later: Listen to some truly unhinged accusations from really, really angry people. Email the Comedian's Family at nextdoor@johnbranyan.com.…

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TCND: Seeking Attention (Bottles of Fecal Matter) 49:43

1 year پیش49:43

49:43

Hey, Neighbor. Our beloved YouTube show, Starving Comics, is coming to an end. (Or, it has already come to an end--since you're listening after the end.) We hope you're thoroughly confused. Or at least angry. If you're sad, we can definitely give you a different emotion to experience... By the way, make note of the fact that Kevin James has a new comedy special, but John doesn't want to say anything else about it. Then: Lots of comedians struggle with needing validation from strangers. But that's not really John's temptation. For the Peaches, taking a picture with Elijah Wood is actually VOMITOUS. Later: What does any of this have to do with a hoarder who keeps bottles of human waste near her fridge? People need to have their conscience trained...but nobody is willing to tell them when they're GROSS. Email the Comedian's family at nextdoor@johnbranyan.com .…

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TCND: Church Discipline, MLK, and Make a Decision for Jesus (OMG!) 52:23

1 year پیش52:23

52:23

We are pretty cold over here, Neighbor! Wrap up in your fleece blanket, and you'll fit right in... Luke wants to talk about CHURCH DISCIPLINE today. Let's see if this topic is as controversial as the last one he picked... Plus, the Peaches went to an MLK service at an urban church. (What a trip!) Can we weave these two things together? Later: Luke shares a post from a woman who is outraged that she was excommunicated. Everybody likes the idea of church discipline, as long as it goes one way... The same way everyone loves to talk about "conquering" and fighting for political power--as long as it's in the context of an MLK service and not being applied by a white "Christian Nationalist." Finally: John talked with a guy this week who wants to help thousands of people "make decisions for Christ." But--he doesn't want to have an awkward conversation with his own kids. Contact the Comedian's family by emailing nextdoor@johnbranyan.com…

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TCND: "Jesus Hung Out with Sinners" (Neutrality Sucks) 47:18

1 year پیش47:18

47:18

Welcome to the table, Neighbor! The kids are playing in the background, and the PodNinja is feeling more talkative than usual... To kick things off, John shares why he hopes he gets invited to host the Golden Globes. Next: he Church love to retreat. Most Christians think they are leaving a "neutral ground" in the middle of the battle field, but that's not how it works! When we step back, it leaves a vacuum that "sucks" the anti-religious Nut Jobs into our old spot that we were too cowardly to stand in. Later: There's a campground near our home that is "rebranding." (Their words.) They are moving away from a family-style nature...and now, they will be "catering to the LGBT, Adults-Only crowd." (Their words again.) Yes, really! You must be 18 just to walk out on the disc golf course. Finally, the Pod Ninja (known for his powerful silence) actually brought a topic of discussion! There are some theologically-questionable things on Reddit. Did Jesus hang out with Sinners? Should we take stuff personally? Should we abandon our kids when we don't feel affection, like the animals do? Don't have fellowship with Sinners, neighbor! You can email the Comedian's family at nextdoor@johnbranyan.com .…

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TCND: Let Your Yes be Yes (Cross My Heart) 55:19

1 year پیش55:19

55:19

Hey, Neighbor! The Podcast Ninja had a run-in with a power tool that might leave you feeling a bit light headed. Then, John shares his New Year's Message for young people... don't promise stuff if you don't really mean it. Words matter, and "semantics" matter. Which brings us to another point: AMERICANS ARE SHOCKINGLY ILLITERATE. (We bring statistics!) Why does John hate audiobooks so much? Also: The Podcast Ninja reads an amazing book review from Amazon that will make you laugh if you understand the words. Thanks for listening! Email the Comedian's family at nextdoor@johnbranyan.com…

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TCND: VERY LATE Christmas Episode ( 48:19

1 year پیش48:19

48:19

Hey, Neighbor! This episode was supposed to air on Christmas Day... but OOPS! Enjoy this late gift, from us. --The Comedian's Family

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TCND: Seeds in the Thorns, feat. Juan DeVevo (Part 2) 48:30

1 year پیش48:30

48:30

Hey, Neighbor. This is PART TWO of the conversation with Juan DeVevo regarding the parable of the sower. (You know, some people are going to reject the Gospel no matter how we present it. So what do we make of that reality?!) We humans love to take credit for our own goodness. But--taking God's glory for ourselves is literally the worst sin we can commit. Meanwhile, we like to give our neighbors the benefit of the doubt. But when we assume they are a pretty good, charitable person, that is still judging their heart! (Plus: why did a U.S. President snub Juan?) Later: -Celebrities are still strangers, even when they profess to be Christians. -"What's up with Jesus having to DIE on the CROSS?!" -Most church people will let absolutely anyone teach the kids' Sunday School class -AND, more complaints about Ken Ham... (lol) Follow Juan on tour at castingcrowns.com. Email the Comedian at nextdoor@johnbranyan.com…

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TCND: Family News and Canceling the Pagans (Puzzlin') 50:50

1 year پیش50:50

50:50

We're puzzling at the table today! John hurt himself AGAIN. (No surprise.) And we have some news we have been (unintentionally) keeping from you, Neighbor, but the Peaches is too sick to share... Later: John was un-invited from a show for a charity organization, because his blog doesn't support gay people. But do we really want to work for non-profit Do-Gooders who deny the importance of Christ? It's time to cancel the people who think they're HELPING the poor, without Jesus. Those self-righteous God-deniers are doing far more damage than John's (truthful) blog post. Contact the Comedian's Family... Email nextdoor@johnbranyan.com…

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TCND: Seeds in the Thorns, feat. Juan DeVevo (Sisters in Lingerie) 46:16

1 year پیش46:16

46:16

The Comedian (John Branyan) and the Musician (Juan DeVevo) are at it again. Do you ever hurt yourself while doing manly things?... The two swap stories about injuries, going all the way back to elementary school! Then, MEMES! Let's recap the happenings on social media this month, including the stupidest hot takes about religion. Why would a PASTOR share a picture of Kat Von D in lingerie? Answer: people post very stupid hot takes on social media... Later: John and Juan unpack the parable of the Sower. It's actually kind of depressing when you think about it: there's an awful lot of opportunity for seeds to be lost. Who's in and who's out? Does God love everybody equally? Email the comedian at nextdoor@johnbranyan.com . Catch up with Juan's little band by looking at his tour schedule: castingcrowns.com.…

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TCND: Am I Settling? (Wilson Stockholm Syndrome) 51:11

1 year پیش51:11

51:11

Welcome to the kitchen table, Neighbor! First: We discuss what has come to be labeled "Spanking Gate." The Peaches was encouraged to hear the Wilson's response to all the controversy. Their Family Interventions sound very similar in seriousness to the Branyan Family Meetings! Then: There's nothing like being accused of child abuse from people whose parenting solutions are found in prescription bottles. "Please don't help your child learn to control her own emotions...just control her emotions for her, using drugs!" Later: Luke found a question from a single mom on the internet: should she marry the kind man who provides for her and her son? Or should she wait for someone who cuts his hair more often? Finally: The Peaches shares a juicy parenting anecdote, for the Internet mobs to find in another 10-15 years. The 10-year-old was made to participate in a group hug, and he was disciplined when he refused. Please send your comments to nextdoor@johnbranyan.com…

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TCND: Parenting Advice (VERY Serious!!!) 49:22

1 year پیش49:22

49:22

Hello, Neighbor. We apologize for any unseriousness you've gotten from our podcast in the past. We do our best to be VERY serious in this episode... Recently there have been several emails (and a text message!) asking for more in-depth advice about Real Life Stuff--especially parenting. We do our best to expand on the principles that guide our parenting decisions, while also reminding everyone that each kid/family is different. Have you ever been so angry that you would have hurled yourself into traffic, just to (somehow) spite the other person? The Peaches has! And so has her young child. As God reveals more to us about our own sin natures, we're better able to share those truths with our kids... Email the Comedian at nextdoor@johnbranyan.com . Stay serious, everyone!…

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TCND: Did Plants/Animals Die Before the Imago Dei Sinned? (Dopplar Effect) 47:08

1 year پیش47:08

47:08

Here we are again, Neighbor... We're still causing a bit of a stir with our belief that it's difficult to talk about timelines when dealing with the creative behavior of a Timeless God. Is it unChristian to study theoretical physics and explore the impact of Einstein's Theory of Relativity on the biblical narrative? Should we have the exact same understanding of Scripture the Ancient's had--as if we don't own telescopes now? If so--we are guilty as charged. But if you like to image what mass and gravity and velocity could have been doing at the moment God said "let there be light," you might actually LIKE this conversation... Ignore the part at the end where The Peaches says cooky things about Jesus reversing the curse and conquering death. Obviously, that has nothing to do with the Bible's teaching about death/sin, and women shouldn't be trying to understand this stuff. Email us if you'd like to set the whole family straight: Nextdoor@johnbranyan.com Disclaimer: we believe the Bible is completely inerrant, and we affirm a literal, biblical interpretation of the Genesis story. :) Also--this is not a salvation issue.…

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TCND: More Creation Talk (Do the Dishes, Men!) 48:17

1 year پیش48:17

48:17

Hi, Neighbor! We want to apologize for the quality of our last episode. It was actually a GREAT conversation, if you were able to decipher it. Today, let's talk a little more about creation! In essentials, unity. In opinions, liberty. And in everything, love. That's all well and good, isn't it? But WHAT ARE THE ESSENTIALS? Most Christians don't care (on the surface) how old the earth is... but we DO care about making sure our kids understand "the essentials." So, if we're being told we MUST read Genesis a particular way in order to raise Christian kids, that will pique our interest. Most mothers are willing to write "24-hours" into their Bibles, if that's what it takes. People are concerned with what affects their DAILY LIFE. In general, they're not impacted by whether God used millions of years to prepare the earth for humans, except that they're being told their kids will leave the faith if they DON'T teach Young Earth Creationism. Later: A Good Man Will Do the Dishes!!! (Listen as we explain why Michael Foster is way more interesting than Ken Ham.) There may be some Christians in reformed circles who are tired of talking about marriage, parenting, and other "basics." But we can't get tired of doing good! There are still many, many, many, many self-identified Christians who haven't learned how to LIVE like Christians, yet. Most of the moms in our home church are still sending their kids to public schools. Many are not even getting married and staying married. Many are still blaming their husbands (who fail to do the dishes) for their unhappiness. When it comes to theology and growing in their walk with Christ--affirming that creation was accomplished in 24-hour days is not even a blip on the radar. Contact the Comedian's family at nextdoor@johnbranyan.com.…

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TCND: FLF Conference Recap and Creation Debate 56:16

1 year پیش56:16

56:16

This episode was recorded over video chat, and that's why it sounds like we're interrupting each other constantly. (Particularly the audio tracks for Juan and Peaches seem to have gotten smashed together during the recording, rather than a nice, smooth, back-and-forth.) Please forgive the weird delays and places where Juan (and Brian) are not even audible, for some reason. We could hear them just fine in real life! Anyway, we just got back from the FLF Conference, and we want to stress that Ken Ham and the Answers in Genesis people are BROTHERS AND SISTERS IN CHRIST. (This is not a salvation issue.) We want to be charitable to the Young Earth Creationists--we just wish they would return the favor. The real battle throughout human history has been: will we respect God's Word or Man's Word??? We totally agree with Ken Ham about that. But WHICH of the words in his hour-long talk were God's Words? Let's discuss: -24-hour days of creation -describing an act of God in human language -taking William Lane Craig out of context -taking the name of Ken Ham in vain Do you want to tell us we're compromising the Scripture? Email nextdoor@johnbranyan.com to give us a piece of your mind!…

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TCND: Book Bans and Lying Librarians (Find-the-Comedian) 47:27

1 year پیش47:27

47:27

Hey, Neighbor! We have a great idea for a scavenger hunt! For years, we've prided ourselves on being the Most Obscure and Hard-To-Find podcast on the internet. The FLF app is now called "PubTV." Sorry we didn't tell you sooner. But you can always listen to The Comedian Next Door on a website somewhere. Go find it! (But don't share the link with your friends. That would spoil the hunt for them.) We know you've been waiting all week for this episode, Pkarlgh. Today we're talking about the display/campaign that was launched in our Podunk Library. "EVERY READER DESERVES A CHANCE TO SEE THEMSELVES REPRESENTED IN A BOOK!" (Oh, and don't forget to "trust teachers and librarians." They're definitely not using vague, emotionally-charged catch phrases to push a political agenda.) Follow the Meme Policeman on social media! Also, email the Comedian at nextdoor@johnbranyan.com . We'll see you THIS WEEKEND at The Ark for the FLF CONFERENCE.…

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TCND: Artificial Intelligence and Comedy (w/ Our Buddy Brian) 50:18

1 year پیش50:18

50:18

This episode of the Comedian Next Door was recorded LIVE with the Starving Comics Quarantine Show audience on October 1st, 2023. Welcome to the "Afert Party." We opened the line to viewer questions and ended up discussing the impact of artificial intelligence on comedy writing. Listen in, as John Branyan and Brian Apprille share their professional opinions about why robots can't be funny on purpose, but they sometimes do it accidentally! Email the Comedian Next Door at nextdoor@johnbranyan.com . Join us at the Fight Laugh Feast Conference in just over ONE WEEK!…

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TCND: Fight with the Comedian (A Bite of Hotdog) 53:07

1 year پیش53:07

53:07

We're ready for our ratings to SOAR now that we're incorporating some FIGHTING. Jump into the boxing ring with us today, Neighbor! Send us an email to let us know if you need some more controversy, or if you want us to drum up some more "Brain Candy" for your listening pleasure. People don't like to think of themselves as antagonistic... But, once they decide that someone else "deserves it," for any reason, then all bets are off. They get to be antagonistic without counting it. John was accused of "stirring the pot" this week. That's not a Fruit of the Spirit, you know? Let's not talk about controversial stuff, because that's more Christlike. But, what if: Controversy is the rich soil from which relationships grow? People don't want poop on their relationships...but they need to trust the fertilizing process! Later: John shares a meme involving an octopus--(i.e. the 8-legged mammals of the sea)--which helps prove once again that Neurodiversity is a fancy word for "spends too much time on the internet." We really need to stop helping people hyperfocus on what they can't do. It's normal to be bad at things. It's NOT normal to expect the entire school system to cater to you. We talk a little bit about ADHD meds... And, finally: 5-year-old Silas hops on the mic for just a second. And this prompts the Peaches to share two stories from Parenting World. Contact the Comedian Next Door at nextdoor@johnbranyan.com/ We hope you've enjoyed this dramatic brawl!…

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TCND: Don't Take Marriage Advice from Jimmy (Papa John) 47:11

1 year پیش47:11

47:11

Hey, Neighbor! Give us a second to plug in Luke's mic... Today we're talking about popular Relationship Gurus on TikTok--specifically "Jimmy on Relationships," who has amassed a huge following from Divorced (or soon-to-be-divorced) women. What does it take to become a popular content creator "on relationships"? Well, start by having an affair... Then buy yourself a wig... Once again, these videos are being share by PROFESSING CHRISTIANS who lack discernment. Why are Church People struggling to sort out the difference between worldly advice and good biblical Wisdom? Later: John played a Jimmy Video for his men's group, and nobody thought it was important. They'd rather lament the existence of technology than talk about leading their family members who are watching Jimmy Videos. Contact the Comedian by emailing nextdoor@johnbranyan.com . We'll see you at the Fight Laugh Feast Conference next month!!!…

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TCND: Backstage with The Comics (Got a Funny Feeling) 47:07

1 year پیش47:07

47:07

Welcome to the "Afert Party" on the Starving Comics show. (No. We didn't spell that wrong. It's the AFERT Party.) It's usually only available to John Branyan Clique Members, but this is a sneek peek because we didn't record a podcast this week! Comedians John Branyan and Brian Apprille have been in the business a loooooong time. They discuss the evolution of comedy over the years, as our culture has gone from "sort of Christian-y" to totally Flesh-powered and felings-driven. The Peaches and Tabby are in the studio as well. Also, Brian talks a lot about hitting people with chairs. Watch the Starving Comics show LIVE every Sunday at 7:00pm Eastern on the John Branyan YouTube Channel. Special thanks to the Fight Laugh Feast Network for hosting The Comedian Next Door Podcast! Email us at nextdoor@johnbranyan.com .…

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TCND: Falling in Lust Again (Pain in the Cone Palace) 50:01

1 year پیش50:01

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Hey, Neighbor! Welcome to the kitchen table of the Comedian Next Door, hosted by the Fight Laugh Feast Network. We need to solve the Cone Palace Problem. Since this is a community-wide issue with far-reaching consequences, you already know exactly what we're talking about: There's constantly gridlocked traffic at the corner of US31 and Center Road, caused by Kokomo's inexplicable craving for mediocre icecream from 4:00pm to 9:00pm DAILY... It's awful. Let's whine about it. Next, celebrate Luke's special accomplishment with us! Later... People have no idea how to stay married the "lust phase." Let's dissect a meme that often gets shared by Divorced People to justify their 3rd or 4th or 5th new relationship. Contact the Comedian Next Door by emailing nextdoor@johnbranyan.com . We'll see you at the Conference in October! (Details at flfnetwork.com)…

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TCND: Pay Us and Fix Your Marriage! (Not Invited) 49:05

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Hi, Neighbor! It's The Comedian (John), The Peaches (Amanda), and The Ninja (Luke). Don't take it personally that Luke would rather be out building a shed than sitting here talking with us... John is a little sour today because he wasn't invited to be the Funny Guy at a certain Christian Convention. (Don't worry. He just needs to be reminded that he wouldn't have enjoyed it anyway.) Speaking of conferences we actually DO want to be part of because we actually DO like the people involved... join us at the Fight Laugh Feast Conference, October 11-14th, at the Ark Encounter. Details at flfnetwork.com. Contact the Comedian's family by emailing nextdoor@johnbranyan.com…

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TCND: The Ninja Upsets Some Ladies (Slugs and Bugs) 54:03

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Luke has just finished a Ghost Pepper Chicken Sandwich, and the McBabies are pretty noisy in the kitchen! (It's happy sounds, Neighbor Carl. Don't worry.) Some kids need company when they're doing chores, as a reminder to stay focused. But...not Silas. Now, let's talk about Luke's trouble-making ways on social media. He posted a John MacArthur quote: "I couldn't care less what a nonbeliever wants in a church service." Cue the offended Church Ladies. Some of these women aren't busy enough at home, and so they have nothing to "nurse" except a grudge. "I thought you were supposed to be LOVING...isn't that what CHRiST would do?!" Wow, that sounds like something a Wolf would say. "Um...Wolves are only religious people. The Bible never refers to unbelievers as wolves." Yeah, that's ALSO something a Wolf would say. Later: Luke wasn't done offending the Fairer Sex. He said somet things about education to a woman who didn't think he had the right college degree for that sort of truth. Contact the Comedian (and send your hate mail to Luke) by emailing nextdoor@johnbranyan.com . Thanks for listening to our podcast on the Fight Laugh Feast Network!…

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TCND: Turbo's Wedding, Flattery, and "Nice" Christians (Dirt Nap Pudding) 1:04:35

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This is an extended episode because we have a lot to say about manipulative non-believers who take advantage of the "nice" Christians... But first, we chat for about Grandma Turbo's upcoming nuptials, yard work, and taking responsibility. Later: -"Kind" and "intelligent" and "friendly" non-believers are even more dangerous than the militant jerks. This is especially true when this is their brand. -We often teach Christians that they OWE IT to non-believers to reward their so-called friendliness. ("You catch more flies with honey than vinegar.") This makes people more vulnerable to narcissists and other predators who try very hard to be likeable. -Here's a story about Tabby being manipulated by a royal jerk in college. ("You're not being very Christlike...") -Moms often feel mean when they take authority in a particular situation--especially when the toddler or child says "I just want a hug!" or "I just want to snuggle." Finally: -WOULD YOU TURN DOWN A CHANCE TO HAVE PIZZA WITH RICKY GERVAIS??? Contact the Comedian, John Branyan by emailing nextdoor@johnbranyan.com Join us at the Fight Laugh Feast Conference, October 11th-14th at the Ark. Details at flfnetwork.com.…

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TCND: Dissecting Memes with Juan (Part 2) 1:25:01

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The Comedian, John Branyan, sits down with the Casting Crowns Musician, Juan DeVevo, to discuss the culture through the lens of memes. We apologize for the late release of this episode. Points of interest: -God doesn't need us to defend Him from the Atheist Memes. -Do Christians make Jesus sad enough to smoke? -Does God pitch fits and get angry like a petulant toddler? -"The Liar from the beginning was God; the Serpent told the truth." (Yes, someone actually made a meme with these words.) -"God is not limited by the facts...choose faith instead of facts!" (Yes, another direct quote from a really stupid meme.) AND MORE! Visit castingcrowns.com to find out when Juan will be playing in a city near you. Also, contact the Comedian Next Door by emailing: nextdoor@johnbranyan.com…

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TCND: Vacay with Comics RECAP (Check the Hallway) 45:08

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Welcome to the CAMP GROUD of the Comedian Next Door. We're gathered around a table with our Vacay Friends, talking about our weekend retreat. It wasn't all smooth sailing, Neighbor. We won't give spoilers in this description. But--we've been through some stuff! Tune in as we share our stories... Contact the Comedian's family by emailing nextdoor@johnbranyan.com . (Note: there was some corrupted audio on the first post. We think it's fixed now.)…

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TCND: Dissecting Memes with Juan DeVevo (Part 1) 53:36

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The Comedian, John Branyan, and the Musician, Juan DeVevo of Casting Crowns, are taking a look at some popular memes. Christians keep trying to be "neutral" and to find common ground with unbelievers. But it's not "neutral" to be a Moderate. Trying to stay in the middle is a religious position based on conviction! Come, explore this meme about Deconstruction... this meme beloved by Progressive Christians... and MORE! Contact the Comedian by emailing nextdoor@johnbranyan.com... Also join us at the FLF Conference October 11th-14th at the Ark Encounter. Get your tickets at flfnetwork.com!…

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TCND: Branyan House Party (Extended Family Chaos) 1:00:40

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There are a LOT of people at the house today. If you've been wanting more insight on the Branyan/McKinney/Farkas family dynamics, here's your chance to listen to us chatter in our natural environment: a bit of chaos. On this episode: John, Andrew, Tabby/Joe and Amanda/Luke are all present to tease each other a bit and try to answer the question: why does Luke feel the need to "save" stories until later? Is this a normal male thing? Let's discuss Conversation Anxiety and how husbands and wives communicate. (Also, why won't Andrew stay in our family group text.) Email the Comedian's family at nextdoor@johnbranyan.com . Join us at the FLF conference at The Ark in Kentucky. October 11th to 14th. Details at flfnetwork.com.…

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TCND: Luke's Brain and Flat Earthers (Drowning with the Pagans) 46:59

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Welcome to the kitchen table of the Comedian Next Door! You're here with the Comedian (John Branyan), the Podcast Ninja (Luke McKinney), and the Peaches (Amanda McKinney) to explore the strange place that is Luke's mind... Here's a soundbite featuring a pigeon who sounds weird. Later: Imagine trying to save the Pagans from their Idolatry and accidentally joining them in their radical skepticism. Enter, the Flat Earthers. They truly believe they are putting "faith in God--not faith in man." But, their arguments sound an awful lot like the Atheist's reasoning... You can contact the Comedian and his family by emailing nextdoor@johnbranyan.com…

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TCND: Family Conflict and Apologies (Beardless Ninja) 51:00

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I don't have time to do a full summary of this episode if I'm going to publish on time. Happy Independence Weekend, and we hope you enjoy this conversation with The Comedian Next Door. nextdoor@johnbranyan.com

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TCND: Submersibles and Role-Playing Evil (Nerves!) 49:00

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John is desperately injured... Sports, sore hips, and charlie horses. But it could be worse! We could be crushed by the ocean while riding in a tin can! There was a time when men were respected for their courage and willingness to take perilous risks for the sake of potentially great reward. But, in our current society, most people try to mitigate and avoid risk as much as possible. Someone who fails spectacularly isn't encouraged for at least TRYING... he's ridiculed for doing something "stupid" which "could have been avoided." You've got Christopher Columbus, the Apollo Missions, and Whats-her-name in that strapless gown. What do all of them have in common??? What would cause a person to attempt to go over Niagara Falls in a barrel? Or tighrope walk between skyscrapers? Later: If you want a good example of concentrated evil, ask The Internet how it feels about Billionaires who lost their lives in a horrific accident. How can people justify SAYING these ugly, despicable things? Here's our theory about The Role-Play Game Phenomenon. People are creating Altar Egos on the internet, and then those Altars are taking over... To contact The Comedian, John Branyan, just email him at nextdoor@johnbranyan.com.…

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TCND: Cults are Winning (Flush Like the Romans) 47:29

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Please hold while we shuffle the headphones... Okay! Now Luke has a story no one has heard before! Something uncomfortable happened in bathroom at the race track. We're sorry to those who think toilet humor is lowbrow. It's not always like this! But, since we've dragged you down already, go ahead and make suggestions for how Luke can clean up this story enough to tell on stage... Later: How can we prevent all natural disasters in the future? John has a suggestion. We're not really sure why the LGBT community was so offended by Pat Robertson's predictions, when they haven't properly tested his theory. Finally: Most of us know what's WRONG with "cults," like Bill Gothard's Anti-Rock-and-Roll community. But what's the positive side of growing up in a Bible Cult? We haven't watched Shiny, Happy People. But the interviews with Jinger Duggar have not been the "shocking, secret-revealing" expose that everyone was promised. Reach out to the Comedian's family by emailing nextdoor@johnbranyan.com .…

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TCND: Disc Golf, Selfish Drivers, and Friendly Chit-Chat (Giggle a Little Bit) 47:34

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If you're looking to improve your disc golf game, Neighbor, you are in luck! We have a great strategy--guaranteed to give you that "wet" shot all the athletes are aiming for! Then: we take a break to issue a boundary... The Peaches sees everything through the lens of Mothers/Fathers raising children. But maybe we'd all do better to pay attention to what's happening in the Real Life right in front of us... Things like people parking in the fire lane... (There's nothing we can do except be aware that "They" exist.) Later: Luke feels bad for breaking unwritten rules. Meanwhile, the Peaches bonded with Mark, the Bank Guy... Finally: If P then Q. They don't teach logic in school anymore, and that's why people often misunderstand what the Bible is saying. What in the world should we title this hodgepodge conversation?! Email the Comedian's family using the address nextdoor@johnbranyan.com, Come on vacation with us! Details about Vacay with Comics on johnbranyan.com .…

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TCND: HOUSEGUEST, featuring Taylor Mason on Editing and Censorship 53:01

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There's a Houseguest at the Comedian's table. John's friend and fellow Comedian, Taylor Mason, visits to talk about editing and censoring content, in order to keep the client's happy. (Taylor's dog also joins us in the background.) In this episode: -People don't know how to read anymore. -Comedians often get asked to remove "offensive" things from their program. (Is Taylor a HYPOCRITE?!) -When someone hires John or Taylor to do a job--why not let John or Taylor do that job??? -The story of how gospel singer, Ben Speer, once saved Tayor's career... -The story about John's PG-13 show... -and MORE! You can go to Taylor's website (taylormason.com) and sign up for his newsletter. Also, go to johnbranyan.com to get your tickets for VACAY WITH COMICS. Registration closes July 10th.…

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TCND: Be LOUD and Make Divorce Palatable (Whack a Mole!) 46:44

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This episode is a little graphic, Neighbor. Luke has waged war against the moles in the backyard. (Perhaps you've seen him out there, weilding sharp objects and shrieking, in a primal sort of way.) If you've got a mole problem, let us tell you how to handle it... Then: Luke storms out of this episode. Luke has a very soft voice, which makes it difficult for him to be heard in this (loud) family. We try to teach him to speak from his diaphragm. But we have to hurry, because our guests are coming over to play games! Later: Don't you wish you could make divorce look as fun and cool as those people on social media?! Rather than No-Fault divorce, maybe we should refer to all parties as "Failed-at-Marriage." So many people are trying to find a way to "sell" their own life to the world; they want to package their story as a brand that can be consumed on social media. If having a failed marriage is part of her story, then an Influencer's only option is to find a way to make it seem like a good, relatable, positive thing... They're trying to make yucky things palatable. Like Matcha. Hey, Neighbor, will you hurry up and get your tickets to come on VACATION WITH US?! Visit johnbranyan.com for details about Vacay with Comics. IT WON'T BE THE SAME WITHOUT YOU.…

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TCND: The Comedian Mentors a Newb! (Hans Fiene) 1:06:17

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Pull up a seat, Neighbor! We're talking shop with our friend and fellow Podcaster: Hans Fiene, of Lutheran Satire. Hans has been a pastor and content creator for a long time. But, lately, he has been itching to try his hand at stand-up comedy. So he's asking John for advice. If you want to know how to prepare for an Open Mic and how to find your voice and how to determine when your proctologist lives a double life as an interior designer, then this is the episode for you! (Bonus: learn why Hans wishes Nancy Kerrigan had taken an iceskate to the knee muuuuuuuuch sooner.) Find Hans at Lutheran Satire on YouTube. Email the Comedian at nextdoor@johnbranyan.com .…

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TCND: Jim and Elisabeth Elliot's Toxic Marriage (Silas Wins Practice) 49:35

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Welcome to the table, Pkarghl! Tabby is here with John, The Peaches, and the Pod Ninja (Luke). We share some funny stories before we get down to business. There are all sorts of Toxic Marriages we need to discuss--especially Jim and Elisabeth Elliot's. (LOL!) Tabby doesn't know who that is--so we get to tell her one of the most powerful stories of Martyrdom in recent memory, while also breaking the news that her relationship with Joe is built on a foundation of bad things, like open dialog and forgiveness. Why are women so bad at judging the character of men they're dating? Well...it's because they're getting terrible advice from Feminists who are trying to sell books. Contact the Comedian's Family by emailing Nextdoor@johnbranyan.com . Plus, it's not to late to GO ON VACATION WITH US! If you'd like more life advice from people who like to laugh at the world's foolishness, come hang out at Vacay with Comics. Details on the website.…

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TCND: Not About Bob (Chat with Comedian Bob Smiley) 44:15

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Hey, Neighbor! John Branyan and the Peaches are hanging out with their friend, Bob Smiley. He just likes to spend time with us, and he's not going to talk about his website or his new book or his tour dates... etc... Bob recently shared a meme on Facebook that was shared more than 700 times, but not everyone liked the message. (Christians can be so hateful, you know?) John and Amanda know what it's like to upset both the unbelievers AND the "nice" Christians at the same time! Listen in to their conversation here! Contact the Comedian Next Door by emailing nextdoor@johnbranyan.com . You can contact Bob by visiting his website, bobsmiley.com. But, remember, it's not about Bob.…

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TCND: Part 2, Road Trip with the Comedian (Men Take Responsibility) 1:15:30

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Hello, Neighbor! This is Part 2 of the Car Conversation, while John Branyan travels with The Peaches down to southern Indiana for a show. Have you read Prince Caspian by C.S. Lewis? That story provides a great analogy for how a High King needs to behave when it's time to take responsibility. Then--a Feminist author, Sheila Wray Gregoire, shared an old video clip from the original Candid Camera show. "Who says girls and women aren't visual creatures?!?!" (Answer: Um, nobody.) The young ladies are making eyes at their handsome new teacher, and it's all caught on film. But why do the Feminists think this is helping their case at all? Those girls are precisely the ones who need to be told not to dress provocatively just to get the teacher's attention. Later: These women clearly need to be disciplined (not whatever they have in mind when claiming "She Deserves Better"). But who's supposed to do the disciplining? Who has authority over them? The Peaches make the case that perhaps this is a MOTHERHOOD crisis and not a Fatherhood one. Perhaps it's the mature WOMEN who are supposed to tell these little girls-in-grown-bodies that they're embarassing us and giving womanhood a bad name. But...women are being taught to use "Gentle Parenting" techniques with their toddlers. So there's a lack of confidence in authoritative discipleship... Finally: What's going to happen in the next 20 years, when 5th-Wave Feminism has completely "liberated" women from all morality? When Modesty is a derogatory term, and it's hate speech to say women are sinners, too...then what will the big crusade be against? They probably will wage war against all references to Jesus Himself. Contact the Comedian by emailing nextdoor@johnbranyan.com. Also, come on vacation with The Comedian and his funny friends/family. Registrations closes soon! Get the details about Vacay with Comics on johnbranyan.com before it's too late!…

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TCND: Part 1 Road Trip with The Comedian (Agreeable/Disagreeable Women) 47:01

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The Comedian and the Peaches are in the car, taking a trip to southern Indiana. Come along for the ride! (Our GPS made the recorder glitch between the 13:00 and 14:00 minute mark... But it cleared up after that.) We'll kick it off with a riveting conversation about the benefits of being short--and the disorienting effect of new eye-glasses... Then, let's talk about the evolving role of a mother as her children grow in maturity. She has to be able to shift from "agreeableness" to a more "disagreeable" framework. What are the strengths and weaknesses of Agreeable/Disagreeable People? Typically women are more "agreeable," because they are equipped to deal with infants--who are very needy and dependent and can't be held to a higher standard until they've grown. It's easier to be the least mature person in a very mature system than to be the most mature person in a very immature system. Everyone wants to be the Baby of a very stable family--and no one wants to be the Manager of a whole bunch of babies! Later: We have more to say about Sheila Wray Gregoire, who released a book this week called "She Deserves Better." Why are so many Evangelical MEN afraid to call out these Feminists? Well, short version: they are hesitant for the same reason many women/moms don't want to discipline their own kids. (It feels Too Authoritative.) Books like "She Deserves Better" is creating perpetually immature women...girls who use their tears to get what they want. And, ironically, her whole strategy depends on men playing the role of Mommies who take care of these Baby Girls. Women have a big challenge in raising their children: constantly growing WITH them. "How do we know when it's time to comfort them and when it's time to challenge them?!" That's a very good question. And, just when we start to get a routine that seems to work for everyone, it's time for a growth spurt. When you try to sell a cookie-cutter message to EVERY girl/woman in the church, you are trying to sell a silver bullet formula that won't work for most girls/women. Finally: Being empowered means having responsibility. If you have power, you are capable of abusing it. But no one is warning these women about how to use their power, once it's given to them... Which is a recipe for disaster. -PITSTOP- You can reach out to the Comedian, John Branyan, by emailing nextdoor@johnbranyan.com .…

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TCND: She Deserves Better (Nefarious Boobs and Swords) 48:06

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Welcome, Neighbor! John went to see "Nefarious" at the theater, and it was quite the experience... These previews are NOT approved for all audiences. He shares his favorite quote from the movie, and admits he generally enjoyed watching Satan beat the Atheist. The following is a much longer-than-intended discussion about the use of language, violence, and gratuitous sex in Rated R movies. (See: "Boobs and Swords") Also, on the complete opposite end of the spectrum, we reminisce about an old made-for-TV special that's near and dear to our hearts... Later: let's talk about a book that's being promoted to Christian women, but let's pretend to censor the author's name. "Shasta McGwire" is about to release a book called "She Deserves Better." The premise is the church uses a double standard when teaching boys and girls about sex/modesty. (We've never heard that before, right?) It's not faaaaaaaaaair, Neighbor! John doesn't want to call out the author by name, because he doesn't want to deal with their shrieking and finger-wagging. In other words, he doesn't love them enough to tolerate their tantrums in order to tell them something they need to hear. (That's probably what led to thousands of spoiled, insufferable women in the first place...their parents felt the same way when they were young.) The obvious question, though, is: "She deserves better THAN WHAT?" The Bible says we discipline children when we LOVE them. Only a fool despises wisdom and learning. So what's with all these "adult" Christian women, complaining that they're getting more discipline than their brothers? Even if it's true (and it's not), why are women demanding to be treated with Kid Gloves? There's nothing BETTER than holding someone to a very, very, very, very high standard. If you don't, they turn into whiney, self-sorrying Feminists. (Or self-pitying. Whichever you prefer.) Contact The Comedian Next Door by emailing nextdoor@johnbranyan.com . Also, time is running out to join us on vacation! Vacay with Comics is happening July 28th-30th. Details are here: http://johnbranyan.com/vacay-with-comics-2/…

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TCND: Changing the World with Letters (Trigger Discipline) 47:13

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Hey, Neighbor! We're glad you came for a visit today! Should we get a new theme song? Nah... never mind... Nobody is prepared to talk about anything specific--so we punted to The Peaches. The ability to....articulate....a...uh, problem... is....well, I mean... Words are hard. The Peaches is here to help you express your thoughts better. But first, we need to talk about shoe shelves and magnets that look like guns and trigger discipline. (Don't even THINK about ALMOST putting your finger NEAR the trigger when you're not ready to shoot, Pkarghl! That will be the STUPIDEST thing you've ever done in your WHOLE LIFE, and the Internet will not forget.) It doesn't matter how much knowledge you have on subject, it's useless if you can't communicate it in a way others will understand. People who are grating and annoying aren't making the world a better place. Their Big Important Information will die with them. If you'd like to reach out to the Comedian Next Door, email nextdoor@johnbranyan.com Also, come on vacation with us! We're doing family camp with a bunch of comedians in July. Vacay with Comics!…

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TCND: Meandering Kitchen Table Talk (Silly Injuries and Word People) 47:46

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After fairly heavy conversations the last few weeks, we're just shooting the breeze at The Comedian's House... Did you know the bathrooms are the most dangerous rooms in the house? Comedians often hurt themselves in strange ways... (And we have several friends with strangely appropriate last names.) Later: Listen to John's Noah Webster joke! Then: Weigh in on a family scandal...Luke thinks our comedy work/business is the same as Poker Night! It's a fun hobby--not really work!!!! What's the tangible outpur of a comedian's labor??? Are we just eating junk food and gambling over here??? Maybe comedian isn't a legitimate career choice. Write to the Comedian Next Door by emailing nextdoor@johnbranyan.com . Watch the Starving Comics Show on the John Branyan YouTube channel. (It's a lot like a poker game.) Also, come on vacation with us in July! Visit johnbranyan.com for details about Vacay With Comics.…

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TCND: If You Want to Be the Joke... (DeMar Drama and Recycled Hair) 49:25

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Welcome to the table, Neighbor Pkarghl! How do you feel about John twirking as part of his show? No, don't answer that. What's your earliest childhood memory? Here's one of Uncle David's! Please take our poll by emailing nextdoor@johnbranyan.com , but address the note TO JOHN, because The Peaches doesn't support this scientific endeavor. If you want to email the Peaches, let the subject be regarding the weirdest thing you've ever heard of someone recycling. Next: John shares the lesson he taught the youth group at Lighthouse. Later: We get down to business explaining why the more you try to take yourself seriously, the more of a punchline you become. It's Natural Law! There are some folks in the Fight Laugh Feast group going on and on and on and on and on and on about Full Preterism (for weeks!!!). No matter how many times they are assured everyone agrees about the seriousness of heresy--they have made it their personal mission to be as loud and annoying as possible--all for the glory of Jesus. This isn't a conversation about resurrection or baptism or meat sacrificed to idols. THIS is a conversation about the fact that prideful, self-important people ARE HILARIOUS, and we literally can't help laughing at their relentless babbling. Also: if you find yourself being proud of the fact that you have no friends--you might have taken a wrong turn somewhere. Feel free to reach out to us and let us know if you still use the fly part of your undewear OR to warn us we're going to Hell. (Note: TO JOHN.) Time is running out to sign up for Vacay With Comics. Come laugh with us and our friends for a whole weekend in July! Details at johnbranyan.com…

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TCND: Respect, Opinions, Authority, and Riding Baskets Down Stair (Three Cigars Per Year) 46:06

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Hello, Neighbor! The Peaches and the Pod Ninja are having a little marital dispute about smoking cigars in the middle of the kitchen. Who's being the joy-killer here? Next: If we had any respect for your opinion, we would adopt the opinion for ourselves... But we don't respect opinions we don't share. Boy-oh-boy, Pkarlgh, this statement really gave some people heartburn. What is it about the concept of "respecting opinions" that people are so willing to fight over it? We think the phrasing is unclear, and we need to stop telling people we respect their opinion when we actual mean: "We respect your humanity no matter what opinions you hold." We respect the individual who is created in God's image, despite the fact that he or she holds an opinion that we DON'T respect. And what about where Paul tells us (in 1 Corinthians) that some things aren't worth fighting about? Well, we share that opinion--and so we respect it. Finally: This boils down to an authority issue. Who do we trust, when we don't get the opinion we want from someone else? Do we keep shopping around for different doctors or different judges or different pastors (or Gospel-writers) who we think will agree with us? The more immature you are, the more Bosses you need to keep you safe... Just take this example from the McKinney children almost killing themselves. Write to the Comedian's family: nextdoor@johnbranyan.com Also, if you like being part of the conversations at the table, you should COME ON VACATION WITH US and a few of our Christian, comedian friends. Details about Vacay with Comics can be found at johnbranyan.com…

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TCND: What's Juan DeVevo Thinking? (Part 2) 44:54

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Hello, Neighbor! You're jumping into this conversation that's already underway between the Comedian Next Door (John Branyan) and his good buddy, Juan DeVevo. (It's okay. Just pull up a chair and make yourself comfortable. They'll make room for you.) If you'd like to hear Part 1, go back to last week's episode! Juan often drops by the Comedian's house to chat about the cultural things on his mind. What does it mean to be a good person? What does Christian living look like? (Flip to the book of Philemon for spoilers.) What's wrong with the so-called "Purity Movement"? Guys, these questions come up in just the first 10 minutes... What's Juan thinking today? To contact the Comedian Next Door, email nextdoor@johnbranyan.com . To find out where Juan is touring, visit Castingcrowns.com…

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TCND: What's Juan Thinking? (Part 1) 45:15

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Hi, Neighbor! Welcome to the conversation with a comedian and his friend. Juan DeVevo has some things on his mind. Let's process some of it with him... You can contact the Comedian Next Door, John Branyan, by emailing nextdoor@johnbranyan.com

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TCND: He Gets Us (February is Revival Month!) 48:52

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Hey, Neighbor Pkarlgh! The Podcast Ninja is here with John and The Peaches again, to remind you that God can use ANYTHING for His glory! Therefore, if you ever criticize any Christian ad campaign or organization for any reason, you're just a Negative Nancy who lacks faith in God. This conversation covers all kinds of things... He Gets Us and The Chosen series... Luke smashing an expensive appliance... Kids calling for their bedroom light to be turned off... And, eventually, the Asbury Revival. (Or, should we call it the "Asbury Annual Revival.") Send us an email: Nextdoor@johnbranyan.com . Also, come on vacation with our family and several comedian friends! Details about Vacay with Comics are on the website, johnbranyan.com.…

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TCND: Smutty Bible and School Libraries (Well-Intentioned Monsters) 49:53

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Guess what, Pkarlgh? Did you guess the Podcast Ninja (Luke McKinney) is on the mic with us today?! The Pod Ninja doesn't listen to The Comedian Next Door episodes. So, sometimes we need him to sit at the table while we talk, just so he knows what we've been talking about... There's CONTROVERSY! (But when isn't that the case?) It's a good thing we are part of the Fight Laugh Feast Network, where upsetting people on the internet doesn't neessarily mean the end of our career. We've upset the nurses and the LGBT mob (multiple times), and now we've got the teachers worked up. John maintains the belief that children should not have access to every, single book ever written. Some people tried to make the case that Song of Solomon is just as smutty as the raunchy romance novels being discovered in children's libraries--and that's HILARIOUS. Later: Even good intentions can lead to disastrous outcomes when teachers try to "save" kids from their own parents. Finally: That Hideous Strength and the Abolition of Man really are worth the hype. C.S. Lewis was ridiculously insightful. And--humans are like stringed instruments, needing to be tuned. Hey, email us at nextdoor@johnbranyan.com Also--come on vacation with us in July! Details about Vacay with Comics are at johnbranyan.com.…

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TCND: The Peaches is Back! (Bball, Book Banning, and New Age Nonsense) 50:37

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Well, hello, Neighbor! Amanda (The Peaches) is back, and boy has she missed you! Really, she's the Brett Cooper of the Fight Laugh Feast Network. After a long hiatus, we're back at the kitchen table and trying desperately to organize all our many, many thoughts. Let's talk about those anonymously-run Facebook groups that exist solely to "call out" a particular person or organization. There's something unhealthy about spending all your time thinking and talking about the so-called sins of a particular individual. That's the sort of obsession that tends to make a person crazy--which could explain how, after a few years, they may end up doxxing a teenaged boy and not realizing how insane that looks to normal people. Later: John has spent many days attracting hate comments on social media (hundreds of them) because he just keeps repeating his belief that children should not be groomed with sexually explicit material at their government school... John's posts are, of course, ridiculous because there has never been any sexually explicit material found in ANY government school--and also, taking away the sexually explicit material that minors NEEEEEEEED to access in school would be Fascism. Finally: The topic of New Ageism and Occult practices just keeps popping up. Did you know where the term "hoodwinked" came from, Pkarlgh? How could a person POSSIBLY be messing with Ouija boards and crystals and shakras and spell-casting and trying to make contact with dead people and STILL think she's a "Christian?" Great question! You should come on vacation with us, Neighbor. Details about Vacay with Comics are at johnbranyan.com. Also, you can email us at nextdoor@johnbranyan.com .…

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TCND: Part 2 with Juan DeVevo (Why Do People Leave Church?) 1:15:58

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Hey, Neighbor! This is PART TWO of this conversation with founding member of Casting Crowns, Juan DeVevo. For some reason, he hasn't yet moved his family to Indiana in order to live in our backyard. Sooooo, our long distance conversations tend to get pretty lengthy. Why are people so quick to leave their churches? The vast majority don't have any loyalty or sense of family-commitment. Pull up a seat and let's see if these two brothers are able to fix all the problems with the Church in the next 60 minutes... Find Juan DeVevo at castingcrowns.com and John Branyan at johnbranyan.com. Email us at nextdoor@johnbranyan.com…

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TCND: Too Many Topics with Juan DeVevo (Abandon Church!) 51:13

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Hey, Neighbor! Please enjoy Part 1 of this conversation with founding member of Casting Crowns, Juan DeVevo. For some reason, he hasn't yet moved his family to Indiana in order to live in our backyard. Sooooo, our long distance conversations tend to get pretty lengthy. John wants to talk about drama he started on Facebook recently by suggesting that Christians shouldn't be so quick to leave their churches... People don't read well; they think in memes. But, worse still, they treat church attendance like consumers treat a bad interaction with the manager of a restaurant... Juan sums it up nicely mid-episode: "You're drawing a line between, 'This is the place I get my oil changed' and 'This is my FAMILY.'" Pull up a seat and let's see if these two brothers are able to fix all the problems with the Church in the next 60 minutes... Please forgive the abrupt ending! haha. Find Juan DeVevo at castingcrowns.com and John Branyan at johnbranyan.com. Email us at nextdoor@johnbranyan.com…

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TCND: Chat with an OLD Friend... (Al Serhal, Wizened and Not Nice) 56:27

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Welcome to the Comedian Next Door. Have you ever wondered what sort of friends and counselors are needed to form and raise a Christian Comedian? Meet Al Serhal--one of John's most faithful sparring partners. He's a pastor and very (very) old mentor. Be a fly on the wall as they tread familiar ground surrounding theology, culture, and the need to sharpen iron. Take Pastor Serhal's advice: love God and love people--but don't always be nice.…

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TCND: Strangers and Brothers (Introducing Jeff Hicks) 56:31

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Welcome to the Comedian Next Door! Jeff Hicks is a pastor and friend-of-a-friend. This is his first conversation with John outside of social media. Get to know the two of them as they get to know each other! We'll see whether there's any truth to the idea that having Christ is common makes two men brothers, even when they're strangers... First, John shares bits of his testimony from early college days, listening to church leaders spar and debate. He quickly learned not every Christian was tough enough to sharpen iron. Later, why do pastors seems to talk differently with their peers than they talk when they're with the rest of the Church?…

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TCND: Deconstructing with Jason Farley (Part 2) 50:14

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Welcome to the table, Neighbor. When you're listening to this podcast, we call you "Pkarlgh." On this FIRST episode of 2023, The Comedian (John Branyan) interviews Jason Farley! You've heard him on Knox Unplugged and CrossPolitic. This is Part Two of their conversation about "deconstructionism." "What are you even saying to me right now?!" That's what the guys feel like shouting when they're talking to Deconstructionists. Atheists and other Postmodern Deconstructionists only want to UN-define words--never define them. Pull up a chair and join the conversation. You're visiting the Comedian Next Door. (If you missed part 1, what's wrong with you?! Go back to last week and listen!) Email us at nextdoor@johnbranyan.com .…

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TCND: Deconstructing with Jason Farley (Part 1) 46:37

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Welcome to the table, Neighbor. When you're listening to this podcast, we call you "Pkarlgh." On this FIRST episode of 2023, The Comedian (John Branyan) interviews Jason Farley! You've heard him on Knox Unplugged and CrossPolitic. Deconstruction. What is it? Why is everyone doing it? Even the people who are practicing "deconstruction" don't seem to know how to define it. Jason helps John understand why nothing is really understandable... or something? Pull up a chair and join the conversation. You're visiting the Comedian Next Door. Email us at nextdoor@johnbranyan.com .…

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TCND: Comedy Sojourn Rebroadcast (Episode #4) 1:11:45

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We're continuing the Throwback posts in the month of December. This episode was first broadcast in September of 2016--on the day of Tabby's wedding! What's it like celebrating a special occassion in the Comedian's household? (Well, there's a lot of activity and overlapping conversation.) Come with us as we remember the day Tabitha Branyan became a Farkas! Reach out to the Comedian, John Branyan, by emailing nextdoor@johnbranyan.com .…

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TCND: Comedy Sojourn Rebroadcast (Episode #3) 1:13:18

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Hi, Neighbor Pkarlgh! Please don't mind the poor audio quality during the month of the December. We are rebroadcasting some of our very first podcasts EVER. (Today's episode was first published in the fall of 2016, when Emmi was a wee nursling.) Let us tell you about the Breastfeeding Activist/Feminists who have turned the act of feeding their children into a Side Show for the Church Ministers to gush over. Please don't "normalize" laying hands on breastfeeding women during service... Are you familiar with breastfeeding vanity pictures? Good grief. But don't listen to the Peaches. Her only goal in life is to hurt breastfeeding mothers. Reach out to us by emailing nextdoor@johnbranyan.com . And why not come on vacation with the Branyan Family and their comedian friends??? Visit johnbranyan.com for more details about Vacay with Comics 2023. Finally, remember: if you have a problem with whatever I'm doing, cover YOUR head.…

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TCND: Comedy Sojourn REBROADCAST (Episode #2) 1:13:18

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Welcome, Neighbor! We're continuing our rebroadcast of John's first podcast episodes, ever. This is the Comedy Sojourn Episode #2, originally published in September 2016. Please forgive the audio issues. We were rubes back then... (Not like now--because these days we always get our audio equipment to work perfectly.) Andrew and Tabby are John's two youngest children, and they have a lot to say about a spider they caught. Should they kill it or catch-and-release? In this episode: "You could get eight really good drumsticks from that spider." --John Branyan "We have butts, and we can't spin webs...cigarettes have butts, and they can't spin webs." Tabby is getting married later this week, but she won't come back to visit if Dad and Andrew let the spider go in the house. "...Did you know, Dad, that some turtles breathe out of their butts?" --Tabby (Branyan) Farkas Later: John and the Peaches talk about the Atheist Hospice Care Worker. (With just a few interruptions from young girls with noisy toys.) How can an Atheist assign value to end-of-life care? Quote from The Way of the Heathen: "We matter because we matter to each other in our own short time on our own short scale...we make each other important." Reach out to John and the Peaches by emailing nextdoor@johnbranyan.com…

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TCND: BONUS, New Year's Extravaganza 47:26

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Every Sunday at 7:00pm Eastern, you should be hanging out LIVE with your comedian friends. If you're NOT watching the Starving Comics Quarantine Show each week, then please send your excuses to nextdoor@johnbranyan.com. Here's a sample of what you're missing! Comedian John Branyan plays ridiculous trivia games, creates animated short vids, and generally horses around with his pals in the entertainment industry. Meet Brian Apprille--voice impressionist and movie buff. Listen to John thomas Oaks--musician, composer, and Story-Teller Extraordinaire. And laugh at Juan DeVevo--dead pan King of One-Liners and founding member of Casting Crowns. On this episode of SCQS: We're ringing in the New Year with one of our favorite games, Affirm or Deny. But first, Brian has a SURPRISE! Later, he helps you plan your next road trip. AND, Juan gives you the language lesson you'll need to relate better with Gen Z. We want you to come on vacation with our funny family and friends. For details about VACAY WITH COMICS 2023, visit johnbranyan.com…

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TCND: Comedy Sojourn Rebroadcast (Episode 1) 1:13:18

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Hi, Neighbor! It's nearly December, and things are hectic around here. So, we're REPOSTING the very first podcast episodes we ever published! These were the days long before we joined the Fight Laugh Feast Network--when we sat around a tiny, hand-held recorder at JOHN'S house (not the Peaches' house), and we let the dog in and out while we chatted about culture, faith, and family. On this inaugural episode: We explain the purpose of the podcast is to invite our neighbors into the chaos of our everyday life, for good conversation. There are some clicks, pops, and other technical issues with the recording because the producer is an amateurish hack who lacks even basic recording skills. He improves in future episodes...(kind of). The Peaches and John discuss the usefulness of spirited debate in culture and religion. We also discuss whether or not Cami should have a snack. This was first broadcasted in the fall of 2016. To reach out to the Comedian Next Door, email nextdoor@johnbranyan.com . Also, visit johnbranyan.com to get your tickets to Vacay with Comics 2023. It's going to be epic.…

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TCND: BONUS, Christmas Opener (Lights, Nog, and Wassail!) 47:26

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Every Sunday at 7:00pm Eastern, you should be hanging out LIVE with your comedian friends. If you're NOT watching the Starving Comics Quarantine Show each week, then please send your excuses to nextdoor@johnbranyan.com. Here's a sample of what you're missing! Comedian John Branyan plays ridiculous trivia games, creates animated short vids, and generally horses around with his pals in the entertainment industry. Meet Brian Apprille--voice impressionist and movie buff. Listen to John thomas Oaks--musician, composer, and Story-Teller Extraordinaire. And laugh at Juan DeVevo--dead pan King of One-Liners and founding member of Casting Crowns. On this episode of SCQS: We're getting into the Christmas spirit with many inex-SCQS-able hijinks. Not to mention: Our friend, Comedian Dave Dugan, joins the festive chaos! We want you to come on vacation with our funny family and friends. For details about VACAY WITH COMICS 2023, visit johnbranyan.com…

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TCND: Chatting with David Pendleton (Call Your Friends) 56:26

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The intro is fake news. John isn't at the kitchen table--and The Peaches isn't co-hosting. David Pendleton is a long time friend of the family and a gifted ventriloquist. (That's the type of skill that translates well in an audio-only podcast, doesn't it?) The men talk about various projects they're working on, but they DON'T want to be "intentional" with their conversation. (Ew.) David wants the conversation to be interesting for you, Neighbor. But--John isn't very worried about that... Cue the unscripted discussion now! -Why do we only call our friends when we have something specific to talk about? (Or is that just a "Male Tendency"?) -What are the differences between "real conversation" and social media speeches? (And what's up with texting?) -The lack of human interaction is impacting how people actually THINK and process reality. AND MORE!...including some discussion about prison sentences and the death penalty. You can find more information about David Pendleton's comedy by visiting anythingcantalk.com. Also, reach out to John Branyan by emailing nextdoor@johnbranyan.com . Thanks for visiting with us, Neighbor!…

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TCND: BONUS, Movies and Copyright Infringement 47:26

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Every Sunday at 7:00pm Eastern, you should be hanging out LIVE with your comedian friends. If you're NOT watching the Starving Comics Quarantine Show each week, then please send your excuses to nextdoor@johnbranyan.com. Here's a sample of what you're missing! Comedian John Branyan plays ridiculous trivia games, creates animated short vids, and generally horses around with his pals in the entertainment industry. Meet Brian Apprille--voice impressionist and movie buff. Listen to John thomas Oaks--musician, composer, and Story-Teller Extraordinaire. And laugh at Juan DeVevo--dead pan King of One-Liners and founding member of Casting Crowns. On this episode of SCQS: In our family, literally every phrase can be connected with a movie. Here, let us demonstrate! Plus, John has a story about a Palpatine Taco T-Shirt... Eat your heart out, Disney! We want you to come on vacation with our funny family and friends. For details about VACAY WITH COMICS 2023, visit johnbranyan.com…

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TCND: We're Tired....a Post-Election Breakdown (#2 Pencil) 46:52

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We're at the end of a long, tiring day. But we're still going to record a podcast, because we're just that generous, Neighbor! Get ready for some hard-hitting social commentary. John is concerned his vote may not be counted because of his writing utensil, and the Peaches briefly considered running for school board on the platform: "My Kids Will Never Attend Here." NEXT: There's an article published by Desiring God which actually acknowledges the sinfulness of women, and we almost can't believe it! (Title: "She Needs Truth: How Hard Words Serve Women") LATER: Imagine being inspired and uplifted by a politician's speech... Imagine needing to hear that a Democratic candidate "sees you." Yikes. FINALLY: Social media has really messed up a lot of people. The Peaches used to see the Internet as a Mission Field, but maybe we've been sending people out there to evangelize before they were ready. Christians are not doing a great job standing up to the evil, on the whole.…

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TCND: BONUS, Final Bracket Showdown (Smile!) 47:26

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Every Sunday at 7:00pm Eastern, you should be hanging out LIVE with your comedian friends. If you're NOT watching the Starving Comics Quarantine Show each week, then please send your excuses to nextdoor@johnbranyan.com. Here's a sample of what you're missing! Comedian John Branyan plays ridiculous trivia games, creates animated short vids, and generally horses around with his pals in the entertainment industry. Meet Brian Apprille--voice impressionist and movie buff. Listen to John thomas Oaks--musician, composer, and Story-Teller Extraordinaire. And laugh at Juan DeVevo--dead pan King of One-Liners and founding member of Casting Crowns. On this episode of SCQS: Judge Juan rules once and for all to determine our all-time best segment on SCQS. AND John thomas Oaks shares a ditty (by Tom Jones) that's sure to make you SMILE. We want you to come on vacation with our funny family and friends. For details about VACAY WITH COMICS 2023, visit johnbranyan.com…

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TCND: Wilson's Devil Magic and Bad Parents (Soapbox to Die On) 46:13

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Welcome, Neighbor! Around here, November means BURNING STUFF! But how does Doug Wilson get away from that fire at JUST the right moment?! Let's chat about Devil Magic for a little bit... NEXT: We like the idea of staring a new advice column. Dear Comedi-Anne. The first question to tackle involves kids being excluded from a birthday party. (This story is HEARTBREAKING, Pkarlgh!) LATER: We call out an online "influencer" by name, because he's preying on traumatized, emotional children. He has become a surrogate family for a community of people who self-identify as abuse victims. Yet, these desperate people are too wrecked to recognize BAD ADVICE when they're being given it. Reach out to us by emailing nextdoor@johnbranyan.com . The holiday season is upon us, and it's the perfect time to plan your Christmas gifts. Why not get tickets to VACAY WITH COMICS 2023? More details at johnbranyan.com.…

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TCND: BONUS, March Mayhem (Not Madness) 47:26

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Every Sunday at 7:00pm Eastern, you should be hanging out LIVE with your comedian friends. If you're NOT watching the Starving Comics Quarantine Show each week, then please send your excuses to nextdoor@johnbranyan.com. Here's a sample of what you're missing! Comedian John Branyan plays ridiculous trivia games, creates animated short vids, and generally horses around with his pals in the entertainment industry. Meet Brian Apprille--voice impressionist and movie buff. Listen to John thomas Oaks--musician, composer, and Story-Teller Extraordinaire. And laugh at Juan DeVevo--dead pan King of One-Liners and founding member of Casting Crowns. On this episode of SCQS: The audience begins the voting process for their all-time favorite SCQS games, songs, and segments. Which bit will be the ultimate winner?! Take a trip down memory lane with us. We want you to come on vacation with our funny family and friends. For details about VACAY WITH COMICS 2023, visit johnbranyan.com…

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TCND: The Queer's Birthday (Scronched off His Bingus) 43:26

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Welcome to the party, Neighbor! Our own Andrew Branyan turned 24 this week. He's the youngest child of the John Branyan family, and the whole gang jumps in to tell our favorite stories! (Legends, really.) First off--we're becoming kind of notorious at our local Dairy Queen. Then: Why Andrew should never get a job as a dog-walker. Later: The Peaches talks about being "almost insulted" by 5-year-old Andrew. Plus, we hear why Tim Branyan was ashamed of his baby brother's physique. And Don't Miss This: The Matriarch, Lori, shares the infamous "You-Look-A-Little-Weird" story. We hope you enjoy this noisy visit to our table. Here's a hearty "Good Well" to Andrew, and we'll see you next time! (Reach out to us by emailing nextdoor@johnbranyan.com)…

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TCND: BONUS, SCQS is Sure to Split Your Sides! 47:26

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If you're not tuning in LIVE to watch the Starving Comics' Quarantine show every Sunday at 7:00pm Eastern, then you're not living up to your full potential. Here's a sample of what you're missing! Comedian John Branyan plays ridiculous trivia games, creates animated short vids, and generally horses around with his friends in the entertainment industry. Meet Brian Apprille--voice impressionist and movie buff. Listen to John thomas Oaks--musician, composer, and Story-Teller Extraordinaire. And laugh at Juan DeVevo--dead pan King of One-Liners and founding member of Casting Crowns. On this episode of SCQS: It's a PIRATE theme, with new music by Jt Oaks and a special guest appearance from everyone's favorite news correspondent: Pirate Rooney. Plus, we play one of the audience least-favorite games invented by John Branyan. Does it grate on your nerves as much as it grates on everyone else? Only one way to find out! Listen in! We want you to come on vacation with us. For details about VACAY WITH COMICS 2023, visit johnbranyan.com…

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TCND: Peter Heck on Public Education (From the Bunker) 47:13

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Welcome to the table of the Comedian Next Door, John Branyan. Although, technically, this particular table belongs to his daughter, Amanda. Let us introduce you to our good friend, Pete Heck. Pete writes for Not-the-Bee and is a public school history/government teacher. Make sure you Google "Trump Globe Hands," for some reason... Anyway, eventually we get around to chatting about the dire state of public education--which is one of our favorite topics. To quote the public school teacher, "The system is fatally flawed." So...what should Christians do now? Even churched kids don't have basic Bible knowledge. The majority of students are coming from broken homes, with no foundation for how to live in a healthy family/community. Stay tuned for the end of the episode, when Pete tells us exactly how to fix all of these serious issues! You can find Peter's personal website at peterheck.com and many of his articles at notthebee.com. If you enjoy content from The Comedian, please consider joining the Comedy Clique. (Details at johnbranyan.com) Also--have you wondered what it would be like to go on vacation with a bunch of comedians?! You need to join us for Vacay with Comics 2023. Finally, we'll be joining our Fight Laugh Feast brothers and sisters at the FLF Conference October 6th-8th. If you haven't registered yet, WHY NOT?! (flfnetwork.com)…

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TCND: BONUS, Spooky ASMR on the Starving Comics' Show 47:26

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Every Sunday at 7:00pm Eastern Time, John Branyan LIVE streams a comedy show with three of his most talented friends: Brian Apprille--Fellow Comedian, John thomas Oaks--Song Composer, Juan DeVevo--Founding Member of Casting Crowns. On this episode: technical difficulties, Gilbert Gottfried as a hypnotist, and finally, the hosts treat you to some high-quality ASMR! If you like listening to this show, you'll love watching it. Tune in every Sunday at 7:00pm on the John Branyan YouTube channel. Your LIVE comments will be featured! Also--join us October 6th-8th at the Fight Laugh Feast Conference in Knoxville. Details at flfnetwork.com…

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TCND: Fellow Comedian Kenn Kington (Not My Duck) 57:53

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After several weeks of postponements, we finally got ahold of Kenn Kington. He preaches sometimes, but he's not a pastor. And he tells jokes sometimes, but he may not be a comedian, either. We spend some time swapping adorable kid stories before we get down to business... Bill Burr performed an amazing rant about abortion recently. Why are the PAGAN Comedians being more unabashedly truthful from stage than the Christian ones?! Kenn and John both share examples of jokes/bits that were considered "too offensive" by certain church people. Also: what's with all the "second-hand" offense these days? Check out Kenn's drybar special by Googling Kenn Kington Drybar. He's trying to get a million views! Also, visit johnbranyan.com to join the Branyan Comedy Clique and support the show. We'll see you at the Fight Laugh Feast Conference in Knoxville October 6th-8th! (Details at flfnetwork.com)…

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TCND: BONUS, Hans Fiene on Starving Comics' Show 47:26

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Every Sunday at 7:00pm Eastern Time, John Branyan LIVE streams a comedy show with three of his most talented friends: Brian Apprille--Fellow Comedian, John thomas Oaks--Song Composer, Juan DeVevo--Founding Member of Casting Crowns. On Today's episode: Hans Fiene (of Lutheran Satire fame) joins the crew to put on a puppet show. Yes, really! If you like listening to this show, you'll love watching it. Tune in every Sunday at 7:00pm on the John Branyan YouTube channel. Your LIVE comments will be featured! Also--join us October 6th-8th at the Fight Laugh Feast Conference in Knoxville. Details at flfnetwork.com.…

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TCND: Chat with Juan DeVevo (John HATES Worship Music) 1:12:47

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We're not at the kitchen table today...we're in front of our computer screens, video-chatting with our friend, Juan DeVevo. It takes us forever to introduce him and the topic--so please bear with us while we shoot the breeze. Juan is a founding member and "Stage Left Guitar Player" for Casting Crowns. So, let's talk about worship music. (And don't forget to give us two things you LOVE every time you say something you "hate.") What does John have against modern praise music? What would it take to win him over? Also--what does this have to do with chicken nuggets? We'll cover all of these things and much, much more! In fact, this is an EXTENDED EPISODE, which would have been even longer if The Peaches hadn't decided when to pull the plug... You can find Juan's touring schedule at castingcrowns.com. Also--visit johnbranyan.com for details about VACAY WITH COMICS. Coming in July, 2023. We'll see you at the Fight Laugh Feast Conference October 6th-8th in Knoxville. (Flfnetwork.com for more information.)…

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TCND: BONUS, Anita Renfroe on the Starving Comics' Show 47:26

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Every week, four Christian entertainers host a LIVE show on YouTube called the Starving Comics Quarantine Show. Tune in Sunday at 7:00pm Eastern and interact with John Branyan, Juan DeVevo, Brian Apprille, and John thomas Oaks! Here's a sample of the mayhem you're missing... On this episode--Anita Renfroe joins our merry band to play one of our favorite games and help us understand Southern Women a little better. If you like what you hear, subscribe to the John Branyan YouTube channel. Also--come hang with us at the Fight Laugh Feast Conference October 6th-8th in Knoxville, Tennessee. Details at flfnetwork.com.…

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TCND: Emotional Maturity and Ethical Problems (Save the Scientists!) 47:31

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Welcome to the table at the Comedian's house...and welcome to "Kokomo Beach" as well. We've been doing some hard work managing our emotions lately... John used a passage in 1 Timothy when he was teaching at youth Bible Study this week. What does "rebuke" mean? And what does "exhort" mean? Ask your kids to define words for you, Neighbor! It helps them learn to think! Later: we give some examples of adults who struggle with ethical dilemmas because they aren't wise. What would you do if the boat was sinking and you could only save 4 out of 10 people? (Why not just roll dice?) Then: what would you do if you got pregnant out of wedlock and didn't want to confess to your family? Finally: Pilgrim's progress is a really great story. Kids don't have the capacity to understand it fully. But, with some life experience (and maturity), it really hits you! If you'd like to contact the Comedian, you can email nextdoor@johnbranyan.com. We are gearing up for the Fight Laugh Feast Conference in Knoxville, October 6th-8th. Details at flfnetwork.com! Also, come on vacation with a bunch of comedians. Details about Vacay with Comics 2023, at johnbranyan.com.…

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TCND: BONUS CONTENT, Car Chronicles (Part 2) 56:18

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Jump in the car with Comedian John Branyan and his son-in-law, Luke McKinney. This week, they're on the way BACK to Indiana from Georgia, and they're discussing how the comedy show went. Ignore the road noise, and pass the coffee. Topics include: -Great hotel experiences -Good shows and bad comedy shows -Arguing with libs on social media (and telling a pastor to step down) -"The most evil people in the world know that, if they're going to maneuver in society, they have to make people like them. Serial killers are some of the nicest people you'll ever meet! They win people over because they're so nice! But they're just desperately wicked people." And much, much more. Visit johnbranyan.com and join the Comedy Clique to support the show! Also, sign up to attend the Fight Laugh Feast Conference at flfnetwork.com. Email The Comedian Next Door at nextdoor@johnbranyan.com.…

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TCND: Family Trip from Hell...or Heaven (Firework Finale) 43:34

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John and The Peaches are joined at the table by Tabby--the other sister. Tabby's baby is a grabby baby. (Say that three times fast.) The conversation ambles around family and food... and then we get down to business! The camping trip last week did NOT go according to plan. Spoilers: there was car trouble and much, much, much vomit. What can we do when the family trip just keeps delivering blow after blow? How can we be emotionally okay--when things are falling apart physically? On the one hand, it's nice to feel needed and to have your job clearly laid out in front of you. But how many of us actually live as though we believe that "blessings come through raindrops and healing comes through tears"? (Update: That song is only 11 years old. But it might as well be 30.) It's a miracle of the Holy Spirit whenever ANYONE is able to step outside the terrible situation and stay Kingdom-minded. Then: WHYYYYYY ME?!?!?! Lessons from Nancy Kerrigan and the Pipe Incident... Later: Why were the city fireworks so weird this year? We don't know for sure, but now John has a great idea for a musical. If you'd like to contact the Comedian Next Door, email nextdoor@johnbranyan.com. Also--we want you to come on vacation with our family and several of our Comedian Friends. Visit the johnbranyan.com and get more information about VACAY WITH COMICS 2023.…

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TCND: BONUS CONTENT, Car Chronicles, Part 1 52:22

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This week, jump in the car with the Comedian, John Branyan, and his son-in-law, Luke McKinney. We're traveling down to Atlanta from Indianapolis, which means there's plenty of time for thinking and chatting. Ignore the road noise, and make sure you're buckled properly. Topics include: -Progressive Christianity -Refusing to associate with apostates -Planks and Logs (and when should we judge?) -Social media theology and popular false teaching -How does John write jokes and plan his comedy sets? -And much more! Visit johnbranyan.com and join the Comedy Clique! All the cool kids are doing it! Also--if you haven't downloaded the Fight Laugh Feast App and become a member of the FLF Network, what are you waiting for? Email the Comedian at nextdoor@johnbranyan.com…

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TCND: Bubble Joy and Women Aren't Funny (Zoom Out!) 48:37

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Hey, Neighbor! Pull up a chair because we've got a cute story about kids at the Bubble Show. The Kingdom of Heaven is made up of such as these... Then: A survey of parks in our hometown. Maybe this isn't interesting to anyone else--but you can Google "Jackson Morrow Park Kokomo" and confirm we're TELLING THE TRUTH about this! Later: John got into some trouble suggesting that women shouldn't be "comedians" the same way men can... Allow him to clarify. Eventually, he admits the women in his family are very funny, which prompts the Peaches to share a story about the dream she had. (One word: Ants) Finally, go check out Facebook and see the horde of angry trolls on John's page. How the heathen rage when Christians celebrate life. ---- We want you to come on vacation with us! Visit johnbranyan.com for more information about Vacay with Comics.…

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TCND: BONUS, Starving Comics New Revelation and Channels Game 47:26

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Every Sunday at 7:00pm Eastern, four Christian entertainers host the best LIVE YouTube event of the whole week! It's called the Starving Comics Quarantine Show. If you haven't been tuning in for the live broadcasts, here's a little sample of what you've been missing... On this episode, Juan DeVevo is out on the road and Jt's keyboard crashed. (This is why we have a sound check!) Also, we have a special guest in the studio: Kristin Weber! She's an expert on Adulting for Jesus. John surprises Jt with something that will change the course of the entire show. And, later, we play a new game called "Channels," which makes a lot more sense when you can SEE the television. If you're ready to watch this show live, subscribe to the John Branyan YouTube channel and tune in every Sunday evening! Also, consider supporting content like this by visiting johnbranyan.com and joining the Comedy Clique.…

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TCND: Family Camp Prep plus Lemon Balm (Cookie Nightmares) 48:07

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John and the Peaches are sitting at the table with mugs of tea. But no sugar for John, Please! He is deeply invested in a fad diet--and it's taking over his dreams. Since you're at the Comedian's house today, you can help us get ready for Family Camp next week. John is scheduled to deliver four talks, plus games and activities, so we need to figure out which topics to cover with the campers. (Somebody grab a pen and write this stuff down!) -Comedy is able to thrive in families because of shared contexts/experiences. There are lots of opportunities for "inside jokes" and call-backs! -Good improv works because comedy is built into the game... and guess Who built comedy into the Game of Life? -In order to do comedy better, learn to ask lots of questions. -Tell kids the truth... (You have to understand what's true in order to make jokes about it.) If all of this seems a bit disjointed and random, it's because we still have some polishing to do before next week! What else should we cover in our presentations, Neighbor? Which bits of wisdom/advice from The Comedian have been most helpful to you? Send us your recommendations: nextdoor@johnbranyan.com Also, visit johnbranyan.com for information about VACAY WITH COMICS 2023. We're going camping with a bunch of John's comedian friends, and we want your family to join us.…

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TCND: Bonus, Starving Comics Not Fat Albert and Story Salad 47:26

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Every Sunday at 7:00pm Eastern, four Christian entertainers host the best LIVE YouTube event of the whole week! It's called the Starving Comics Quarantine Show. If you haven't been tuning in for the live broadcasts, here's a little sample of what you've been missing... In this episode, John Branyan and Brian Apprille and Juan DeVevo and John thomas Oaks are telling STORIES based on word prompts drawn randomly. (You can get your own copy of the game Story Salad by visiting johnthomasoaks.com) Plus, we're totally not ripping off Fat Albert... Not at all... Be sure to subscribe to John Branyan's YouTube channel so you can be part of the next SCQS!…

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TCND: Memories and Throwing Eggs at Drag Queens (Heat Wave) 48:26

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John's a little under the weather, but he's going to soldier on! It's very, very hot in our neck of the woods, and it's reminding us of happy childhood memories, digging holes and making "Mixtures." Those were the days, right?! Next: John tells us his idea for making Pride Parades into "family friendly" events. But the Peaches is worried his idea might be a little too much fun... Finally: the Atheists are swarming on John's Facebook page. You can go look at some of their comments, but don't spend too much time trying to climb inside their heads and think like they do. It's hellish in there. If you'd like to connect with the Comedian and his family, you can email nextdoor@johnbranyan.com . We're going to be hosting another Vacay with Comics in July of 2023! Please be on the lookout for details on our website (johnbranyan.com) ....but cut John some slack because it's really hot up in the attic where he works.…

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TCND: Don't Play Cards or Spank Your Kids (Eucharist) 49:41

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We can't promise this conversation will be better than LAST week's, but ...welcome to the table anyway! Emmi is wearing a lot of hats, and The Peaches is going to her dance class soon. (Oops, sorry, we mean "rhymic movement.") Let's talk about Legalism! First--we give a brief history of things that would get you reprimanded by Church People 40 years ago. (Cards, alcohol-consumption, and dancing!) The anti-dancing crowd will say it's important to "avoid the appearance of evil." And, to that, a ready reply should be: "True! So why don't you stop appearing to be such a Pharisee???" This is known as Good Rhetoric. Later, The Peaches makes an excellent transition to discussing the NEW Legalism: Internet Karens who say all disciplinary spanking is abusive. Nobody wants to be a Pharisee. So--Christians need to use this fact to their rhetorical advantage. In other words, we need to get better at framing the anti-spank Pharisees as judgmental jerks. If you're looking for an example of an actual social media exchange with a Pearl-Clutching Karen who doesn't love her kids enough to spank them, we've got you covered! Visit Kendra Tierney's blog, Catholic All Year, if you want great advice from an experience mom who spanks her kids with great results. Email us at nextdoor@johnbranyan.com -- and visit the website (johnbranyan.com) for information about going on vacation with us! Vacay with Comics, 2023. It's gonna be great.…

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TCND BONUS: Cracker Barrel and Ho Ho (Ho) 47:26

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Every Sunday at 7:00pm Eastern Time, John Branyan LIVE streams a comedy show with three of his most talented friends: Brian Apprille--Fellow Comedian, John thomas Oaks--Song Composer, Juan DeVevo--Founding Member of Casting Crowns. On this episode, Brian is broadcasting from Cracker Barrel, and Jt is new to the group! Yes, we're throwing it WAY BACK to December 2020, when this episode was first recorded. Ah, the good old days. If you like listening to this show, you'll love watching it. Tune in every Sunday at 7:00pm on the John Branyan YouTube channel. Your LIVE comments will be featured! Also--join us October 6th-8th at the Fight Laugh Feast Conference in Knoxville. Details at flfnetwork.com…

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TCND: John's Anxiety and Good Advice from Gibbs (So, So Dood!) 47:28

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John has been feeling weird and bad and dumb. That's his way of describing his anxiety attacks which popped up this week out of nowhere. Maybe he needs to do a Brain Dump! (Trademark: Mystie Winckler.) But...wait, why is Luke wearing a bathrobe? Anyway, this family knows how to throw some REALLY "dood" parties! But we wouldn't be able to juggle all of those planning details if we didn't have a concrete plan. Don't try to memorize your to do list, Pkarlgh! (A loaf of bread, a container of milk, and a stick of butter.) That's a terrible use of brain power. Write it down, and then you can free up space for problem-solving... Next: John thinks memorizing the alphabet is stupid. Total waste of time. Please feel free to weigh in, Pkarlgh. Later: The Peaches has a new BFF! You should follow Brooks Gibbs on social media. He is a psychologist who teaches kids to be mentally resilient, rather than trying to rid the world of bullies. His advice isn't only appropriate for children in schools... He also may have some things to teach grown-ups who are struggling with anxiety. Reach out to us by emailing nextdoor@johnbranyan.com . We want to go on vacation with you (and all our funny friends). Visit johnbranyan.com for more information about Vacay with Comics--July 2023.…

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TCND: Angry McDonald's Lady and Adulterous Pastor (Yard Toads) 47:59

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This episode is late, Neighbor! We have no excuse... Pull up a seat at the table to hear the story of how the McKinney Kids offended someone at McDonald's. Also--there's a viral scandal involving a pastor from Indiana that John wants to talk about. Does this conversation make any conhesive sense, or does it just wander from one random thought to another? We're not sure! But this episode DOES have lots of toads going for it! (Do dogs eat for pleasure?) Contact us by emailing nextdoor@johnbranyan.com. Also, considering supporting John Branyan Comedy by visiting johnbranyan.com and joining the Comedy Clique! There are lots of insider perks for doing so. We'll see you at the Fight Laugh Feast Conference in October!…

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TCND: BONUS CONTENT, Leaving Atlanta and What's Missing 47:26

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Every Sunday at 7:00pm, John Branyan goes LIVE on YouTube with the Starving Comics Quarantine Show. He's joined by Brian Apprille, John thomas Oaks, and Juan DeVevo, of Casting Crowns. Here's a sample of SCQS. During the sound check, the men discuss kombucha and keifer. (Points if you alredy know how to pronounce both of those.) Cue the theme song! On today's episode, Brian is out of town, but he joins us in the comment section. Juan and Jt Oaks talk about doing shows in barns... And later Jt debuts a brand new song about traveling through Atlanta. GET US OUT OF HERE! Finally, we play a game where you have to identify what's missing in the picture. It's much better when you're able to WATCH rather than just listening. So--maybe consider following John Branyan on YouTube and joining us LIVE for the next episode of SCQS!…

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TCND: A Time to Laugh (Naughty Noise or Joyful Noise?) 47:22

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Welcome to the kitchen table of the comedian next door! All the kids are here, making a joyful noise next to the recorder. But we're not going to "shush" them unless/until they do something wrong... This week, we learned that we are the reason some people don't want to come to church. And what have we been doing to cause them to be so completely repulsed? We've been laughing! (The horror.) There is WAY TOO MUCH SADNESS in the world for Christians to spend any time being funny. Do you have any idea how many traumatic experiences happen in churches?! We have so much crying to do and so little time... Stop smiling! This is serious! If you'd like to contact the Comedian, email nextdoor@johnbranyan.com. Also, consider supporting the show by visiting johnbranyan.com and joining the Comedy Clique. We'll see you at the Fight Laugh Feast Conference in October! (Details at flfnetwork.com)…

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TCND BONUS CONTENT, Starving Comics Impersonations and Accents 47:26

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Every Sunday evening, at 7:00pm Eastern Time, John Branyan and his funny friends host a LIVE comedy show on YouTube. If you're not watching the Starving Comics Quarantine Show, here's what you've been missing... John thomas drank a lot of coffee before tonight's show. He does his best James Cagney. And later, Brian Apprille teaches everyone how to speak like a Bostonian PROPERLY. Also featuring: Juan DeVevo, founding member of Casting Crowns. And John Branyan--the Original Starving Comic. Follow John Branyan on YouTube and enable notifications to watch SCQS LIVE and see if it looks as good as it sounds. Live comments are featured on the show!…

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TCND: On Stage Disasters and Parenting Bad Moods (Show Must Go On) 46:01

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Welcome to the table, Neighbor! Go ahead and take the Peaches' seat because she's not using it much. There's too much parenting to do! Meanwhile, John wants to tell you about some of his terrible experiences with comedy shows this week. (But, really, the terrible shows make for the best stories.) Also--we got an email this week. Thanks for sending us details about your childlike joys! Finally, we get pretty raw and honest about the insomnia and mood swings and how it's affecting parenting decisions. We're trying to teach our kids to do the right thing, even when they don't feel like it. But, we have to practice what we preach first! You can contact us at nextdoor@johnbranyan.com...…

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BONUS CONTENT: Fear of the Educated Public 36:51

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This week's Bonus Conversation has to do with all things education. The Peaches doesn't know which is more outside of her control: her ability to sleep at night, or her ability to make her son do his schoolwork... In our community, most of our brothers and sisters in Christ are NOT familiar with the philosophy of education that is commonplace among people in the Fight Laugh Feast Network. We don't have a church full of Christians who "get it," and that feels discouraging sometimes. Here's an analogy about painting a garage that might feel relatable... It's difficult to help others educate their children in Christian orthodoxy, when the parents were ALSO products of public school. How to we even begin to unpack all the misunderstandings and bad assumptions? You can reach out to us by emailing nextdoor@johnbranyan.com. Also, visit flfnetwork.com to get more information about the Fight Laugh Feast Conference. (That's coming up in October. Be there or be square!)…

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TCND: An Unfocused Talk about Focus (Pair of Tongs) 47:13

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The Comedian's house is busy (as always). Let the 4-year-old explain why he "needs" to use tongs to handle his Elmo doll... We're continuing to "plod" along with our daily tasks--but sometimes the process feels painfully slow. If you're an older mother who has successfully raised her children in the Lord, the Peaches could use some encouragement. Email nextdoor@johnbranyan.com to share your testimony of how daily, ordinary faithfulness has paid off. Later: Look at all the amazing things our bodies are able to do... like REMEMBERING things that happened in the past and driving to church without crashing. Who are we to decide what's "too much" for us to handle? Wouldn't we think most of our ordinary activities were "too much," if we hadn't experienced being able to do them? The Peaches has been convicted that she has been influenced by the Materialist culture more than she realized. There are many assumptions about the limitations of our physical bodies which come from "science" (and "experts" in Biology) rather than from Scripture... Many other things get brought up as well, but it's a bit difficult to outline. Pull up a chair at the table and join us! Visit johnbranyan.com to Join the Comedy Clique and support the show. You also can visit flfnetwork.com for more information about the Fight Laugh Feast Conference, coming up in October. Our family will be there (Lord willing). Will yours?…

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BONUS CONTENT: Matching Buttons, Sibling Drama, and Reconciliation 22:23

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The almost-11-year-old Cami joins us at the table to talk about how hard it can be to get along with a brother who changes "The Plan" at the last minute. She shares a story about an Easter dispute that could have put a damper on our family's celebration. But--by the grace of God--Cami was able to do the right thing and get back into fellowship with Collin. Enjoy this shorter episode for your mid-week visit to the Comedian's house. If you enjoy the show, consider supporting The Comedian Next Door by joining the Comedy Clique. Details at johnbranyan.com.…

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TCND: Harry Potter and Agreeing with Pagans (Don't Sell the Land) 46:50

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This episode is being uploaded late, due to tech difficulties. Sorry about that, Neighbor Pkarlgh! Our family is celebrating Cami's 11th birthday this week, but not everyone is excited about her party's theme. Is it okay for Christians to read stories about magic and witchcraft?... We discuss this briefly. Then: it's encouraging to know that God has been revealing pieces of his Truth to EVERY nation in EVERY era. But, when are we allowed to agree with the pagans? Or are we running the risk of compromising our faith in order to get along with more people? Let us regale you with a very long-winded anecdote with borrowed from The King's Hall Podcast. Don't be quick to divide and sell the land of your inheretance, Neighbor! You can contact us by emailing nextdoor@johnbranyan.com, and you can support the show by becomining a member of John's Comedy Clique. Details at johnbranyan.com.…

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TCND: Why's Everyone Deconstructing? (Kylie Bikini) 50:32

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The house is FULL of family today (especially noisy kids)--and we don't feel much like podcasting... But, we're doing it anyway! Tabby is at the table, and Megan grabs a mic later in the episode as well. John wants to talk about why so many Christians seem to be "deconstructing" their faith. We think we mostly agree with the article he quotes. Young Americans no longer trust large institutions like the government, the medical establishment, and the Church. They've become loners who trust no one except themselves...and it's getting to the point where they don't really trust themselves, either. (That's what happens when you have been taught to see through everything. There's no end to the free fall.) Christians have access to information about other belief systems and worldviews they didn't have 100 years ago, which may tempt them away from their faith. But--more importantly--they don't have the skills necessary to discern what's true and what's false. Pull up a chair and join the discussion! Email nextdoor@johnbranyan.com with your comments. Also--be looking for more information about the Fight Laugh Feast Conference in October. We'll see you there, Neighbor!…

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TCND: BONUS CONTENT (Peeps, Cotton Candy, and Racoons) 45:49

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We've been informed that our Neighbor (Pkarlgh) wants to come over and visit MORE OFTEN. So we're putting out bonus content on Thursdays. Please enjoy today's table talk with John, the Peaches, and the Podcast Ninja (Luke). We'll tell you how to make yeast rolls that will offend your grandmother... and how to make marshmallows... and how to make cotton candy in the most entertaining way possible. Also, please let us know if you're interested in our Racoon-Trapping Kits. We're ready to make some money! Email: nextdoor@johnbranyan.com to interact with us. Thanks for visiting, Neighbor!…

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TCND: Traffic and CS Lewis Talks Emotionalism (It Is Done) 47:34

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The Podcast Ninja (Luke) is at the table today. We begin by talking about how much fun comedian's have when they're driving about 10 hours, to and from a show. Then, the Peaches reminds John about how wrong he was two episodes ago... (Remember when John was wrong, Neighbor?) But she's actually trying to make him feel better by sharing something that convicted HER lately: CS Lewis had a different perspective on Emotionalism than we typically have on this podcast! Please enjoy some quotes from The Abolition of Man. "[People who are wrong] see the world around them swayed by emotional propaganda — they have learned from tradition that youth is sentimental — and they conclude that the best thing they can do is to fortify the minds of young people against emotion. My own experience as a teacher tells an opposite tale. For every one pupil who needs to be guarded from a weak excess of sensibility there are three who need to be awakened from the slumber of cold vulgarity. The task of the modern educator is not to cut down jungles but to irrigate deserts. The right defence against false sentiments is to inculcate just sentiments. By starving the sensibility of our pupils we only make them easier prey to the propagandist when he comes. For famished nature will be avenged and a hard heart is no infallible protection against a soft head." --CS Lewis John doesn't think we have been guilty of downplaying emotions. BUT, his young grandson recently confessed to feeling guilty about liking video games, so... What do you think, Neighbor? Are Christians accidentally creating hard hearts, as a remedy for soft heads? Or are we doing a decent job passing on an appreciation for objective beauty and majestic music and passionate poetry? Send us your comments: nextdoor@johnbranyan.com Also, tune in later this week for MORE CONTENT from The Comedian Next Door. (If you'd like to support the show, consider joining the Comedy Clique. Details at johnbranyan.com)…

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TCND: Stress, Hollywood, and Osteen (Stinkbug on the Wall) 47:15

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The Comedian and The Peaches are talking about heartrate and stress. Apparently, it's possible for your body to be stressed without your mind being aware of it. Who knew? We always talk about not being able to trust our emotions, but we can't always trust our thoughts and perceptions, either... Sometimes the tasks that would be stressful for others actually calm us down. That's our comfort zone! But sometimes we have panic attacks on airplanes. Next, John makes a few confusing announcements about when he'll be performing at Gutty's comedy club. (He's appearing at the Minneapolis Gutty's on April 22nd and 23rd, and the Indianapolis Gutty's on April 29th and 30th.) Also, the Peaches sees a bug on the wall. Then, John's dental hygienist asked for his opinion about the infamous Chris Rock and Will Smith Slap, so he shares that opinion with you, Neighbor Pkarlgh! Basically, the people of Hollywood are not doing very well! Being unable to handle Mean Words is a sign of personal weakness. Don't be so easily stressed by your surroundings that you can't control your actions. Finally, what would possess Joel Osteen to block other Christians from critiquing his sermons? (Also, we're still trying to meet Mike Winger. If you know his people, put in a good word for us.) If you'd like to support the show, visit johnbranyan.com and join The Comedy Clique. You'll get exclusive access to our Telegram group and private game nights and more! We'll be at the Fight Laugh Feast Conference in October. More details at flfnetwork.com .…

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TCND: Stay in Your Lane (Not the Boss of Me) 50:12

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We're here at the table, Neighbor Pkarlgh! (And the kids are working busily nearby.) Join us while we talk about John's latest post on social media. Spoilers: this conversation does not go the way he expected... In this episode: -Why would a person post a comment that is nothing but Scripture? -Social media encourages disagreement and misunderstanding. -It's almost impossible to communicate with other humans... unless we can find common ground in Christ. -We don't often treat people on social media with the same grace we give our loved ones in real life. -John is defensive about being defensive. -Plus MORE! Bottom line: maybe we should stay in our lane by focusing on helping people find the humor in their life and choose joy. Send your Scripture references to nextdoor@johnbranyan.com. Also, consider supporting John Branyan Comedy by becoming a member of the Comedy Clique! (Details at johnbranyan.com)…

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TCND: Life is Meaningless (Eat Some Cashews) 47:06

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Welcome to the table, Neighbor Pkarlgh! The Peaches had an epiphany this week regarding how important it is for the human body to have food. Isn't it crazy the way the sun rises every morning--and putting nutrients in your stomach can change your life? But let's remember: people are not just physical creatures. We have minds and souls as well. Later: Would you criticize a fat person at the gym? It's hard to wait for God to reveal the same things to other people that He has revealed to you... Then: Are we encroaching on Relativism over here??? Or are we simply realizing a Truth about the "living and active" nature of Scripture? Finally: Ecclesiastes seems really depressing... But, with the right perspective, it's actually encouraging. "NOTHING MATTERS--EVERYTHING IS MEANINGLESS!" It reminds us of John's saying, "Life is a joke." Reach out to us by emailing nextdoor@johnbranyan.com. Join us at the Fight Laugh Feast Conference in October! (Details at flfnetwork.com) Tune in to the Starving Comic's Quarantine Show on the John Branyan YouTube channel!…

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TCND: The Transparency Episode (Poo-pouri) 47:29

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We're going to be totally honest about some stuff today, Neighbor! The Peaches still has been dealing with some emotional and psychological discomfort. (We would blame the thyroid if we could, but that's has been ruled out, so.... darn.) Sometimes, life's trials just FEEL more weighty than other times... Hang on, we have a quick interruption while Collin amazes everyone with his poem-thingy... Okay--back to the subject. The Peaches is going to be very cautious ("guarded") with her words today. But John wants to lay everything out on the table and tell you about some interpersonal conflict. Not everyone handles their struggles/crisis by dialoging with their Christian family and processing things. But that's how WE roll. There are some problems at church because many people aren't comfortable with open communication. Join us at the table. Let's say true things.…

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TCND: Christians are Waking Up (Release the Blood Eagle!) 46:59

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What do you think, Neighbor? Should John record another Dry Bar special? Either way, let's talk about why John keeps posting about Modesty on social media and triggering the "bossy" Feminists... We don't live in a Patriarchy anymore. So, when you discover certain words/topics you're not allowed to say, it's not a bad idea to keep your finger on that nerve. Our culture keeps telling women to "be themselves," but what does that even mean? Next: the Peaches has some very good news! More and more Christians are becoming as grumpy and cynical as she is! Hooray! There seems to be a shift among our brothers and sisters, as if the bulk of the Church now has almost as much experience dealing with trolls on social media as we did 10 years ago!... Also: if you want to help the Feminists kill John using an obscure Medieval torture device, then B.Y.O.E. Finally: how should we react when those few (but loud) non-believers show up to spout foolishness? Do we respond at all? Here's a quick reminder about Bully Management 101. If you enjoy being part of the conversation, consider also being part of the Clique! Visit Johnbranyan.com to support more John Branyan content. Also--if you're not already part of the Fight Laugh Feast network, visit FLFnetwork.com to get plugged in. The FLF Conference is happening in October! Be there or be square.…

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TCND: Logic Vs. Eastern Nothingness (Rotating Bookshelves) 47:04

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Good to have you at the table, Neighbor Pkarlgh! If you have any tips for helping Collin grow an inch taller before the summer, please let us know. Now--let's talk about a book by Vishal Mangalwadi called "The Book that Made Your World: How the Bible Created the Soul of Western Civilization." There is a stark difference between the assumptions of Eastern Mystics and the assumptions of philosopher who have been influenced by the principles in the Bible. Christians believe humans are valuable, because we were created in God's image. And we're also capable of using logic, because God gives us the ability (and even the command) to be reasonable. That changes EVERYTHING. Listen as we read some quotes about funny things Eastern Philosophers believe to be "enlightenment." Listen to all the sound of all that knowledge, squeaking and grinding! Later: Is "individualism" a bad thing? We think most people probably equate "individualism" with "selfishness," but there may be a better way to think about this... Think about it with us, unless you're trying to transcend all thought. In which case: OMMMMmmmmmmm! Finally: Please put some clothes on, Ladies. Contact us at nextdoor@johnbranyan.com. Consider supporting John Branyan Comedy by joining the Comedy Clique! (Details at johnbranyan.com) Join us at the Fight, Laugh, Feast Conference October 6th-8th.…

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TCND: Sick Symptoms and Fear (Tempted to Puke) 48:25

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Last week, the Peaches said "If you really believe a thing, it will lead to action. And the main thing stopping people from ACTING on their beliefs is fear/uncertainty." But... Pkarlgh sent an email with a possible exception involving masks at work, so we need to unpack this a bit more. Next: this entire winter has been full of health trials for the Comedian's family. We thought having COVID in December would be the peak. But--no. We just can't shake the sickness around here. This leads us to notice how different individuals tend to struggle with different symptoms more than others. What's the connection between mind and body when you're suffering with both spiritual and physical symptoms? (Is it related to the different ways we're tempted to sin?) Let's talk about people who suffer well. Do they get to the point they actually suffer LESS than people who fall into the suffering spiral? Some people suffer greatly with anxiety about being laughed at. John doesn't struggle with this. Some people want control, and so they stop eating. Other people want control, so they eat too much. What does the Peaches think about this? She doesn't know! Finally: Our culture is very relativistic. Most people don't know what they're doing or where they're going. Church leaders are torn because they believe they're supposed to offer some sort of direction and hope--but they don't know how. Support John Branyan Comedy by visiting the website, johnbranyan.com and joining the Comedy Clique. You can email us at nextdoor.johnbranyan.com to be part of the show.…

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TCND: Uncertainty and Conviction (Be Like Paul) 47:53

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Welcome to the kitchen table of the Comedian Next Door, Neighbor Pkarlgh! We've taken away the video games and other screens, so the kids are playing ball in the house. John recently realized there aren't many people in the Church today who are willing to be as bold and confident as Paul. Why is that? Are people afraid to speak the truth?... or do they even know what the truth is in the first place? Peaches thinks most people struggle with uncertainties/doubts. Some things aren't worth fighting about... But those aren't really "convictions." We have been advising people to SHUT UP when they don't know what they're talking about. So, maybe that's why there are so few Pauls. Is it possible to will ourselves to know things? Can we CHOOSE to be more certain?…

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TCND: Three Types of Liars (Computer with the Soup) 50:32

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Hi, Neighbor! The Peaches used to believe that every, single bad thing on the planet could be attributed to "selfishness." (And she still leans that direction.) But NOW she thinks absolutely every conflict boils down to a clash between the Truth and a lie. Lots and lots of people are really struggling to express themselves. We give two examples of comments from John's "critics." But, they're just collections of generic, angry-sounding words. To be a criticism, a thing needs to be clear and direct. There are way too many empty words being thrown around. Do you want some practice thinking and speaking more clearly? Try getting directions from a small child and then translating for him/her. Speaking of small children talking in childish ways, here's Silas to say a thing we don't totally understand at first! Three types of Liars: 1. Immature/Ignorant people with limited ability to express themselves. 2. Manipulators who INTENTIONALLY mislead with "word games." 3. Smooth-talkers who want a certain reaction from you. In order to make a joke, you have to manipulate language and strategically mislead people...but then you reveal the truth with the punch line. Don't leave people in the dark on purpose! And don't say something you KNOW is only half-true, just to get the result you want. And don't do the "compliment sandwich" thing just because a Sales Guy told you to do it. Say true things. Email us at nextdoor@johnbranyan.com. Follow John Branyan on Facebook, Gab, and YouTube. Consider supporting John's comedy by joining the Clique! (Details at johnbranyan.com)…

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TCND: God Rules Humor, Spoiled Brats (Pope and McDonalds) 50:56

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Please join us in praying a hedge of protection around the Comedian's recording equipment. Welcome to our table--where Tabby is just getting back from an appointment with her newborn, Warren. We're pretty sure this lip-tie surgery is going to cure ALL of his future ailments. Tabby hasn't had Facebook for over a year, so she hasn't seen our dad's recent posts. So, pull up a chair what while we fill her in on all the things we've been discussing on social media this week... Every time you laugh at a man dressed as a woman, a Trans Girl gets more afraid to come out! John agrees wholeheartedly. Laughter is a good way to determine whether you need to examine your beliefs for hidden stupidity. Humans don't decide what is funny; GOD decides what is funny. You can't punch down at people who refuse to view themselves as LESS THAN you are. (High five for cheeseburgers, everybody!) Later: the Peaches shares a dirty joke that was posted by a troll. But there's a point to giving this lewdness some air time! Technically, the joke is legit. Then: a pastor has discovered that his girlfriend is pregnant...and his confession is similar to when one of our toddlers "discovers" that a sibling has been pinched, but he can't bring himself to state exactly HOW THAT HAPPENED. This is how spiritual infants speak. AND: John tells a story of a time he accidentally was insulted a friend with disabilities. This type of condescension (and treating people with low-expectations) is what many churches have been cultivating and calling "LOVE." This is making Church People "Spiritually Spoiled." Both believers and non-believers have been told they are "loved" so often that they are bursting with pride. Finally: What does all of this have to do with increasing rates of suicide? Send us your comments: nextdoor@johnbranyan.com. Also, consider supporting John Branyan by joining the Comedy Clique. Visit johnbranyan.com for more info.…

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TCND: Joe Rogan and Possessed Women (Free Africa w/ Coffee!) 52:28

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The boys/men of the family just got back from eating "Man Food." Quick--let's talk about what made John laugh this week, before we dive into the INTERESTING stuff the Peaches wants to discuss. First of all, why are a bunch of irrelevant, old musicians picking a fight with Joe Rogan? Well--we want to announce (formally) that we're joining the boycott! Hopefully this earns us some attention, as it has done for Neil Young and Joni Mitchell. Next, what about Apple's new emoji of the "pregnant man?" And what about Minnie Mouse getting a wardrobe change? And isn't this podcast supposed to be FUNNY? Whenever we give examples of women doing unwise, sinful, or embarassing things, we use the pseudonym "Carlina" to keep their real names anonymous. Today's Carlina story involves Hugh Hefner's Playboy mansion, plus some weird voodoo nonsense. We give several examples of comments that are barely coherent... just strange, spiritual-sounding blather. Spoilers: Carlina has a few creative edits for the Bible. If you just can't get enough of John Branyan Comedy, visit our website and consider BECOMING A MEMBER of the Comedy Clique!…

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TCND: Trans Traitors and Elon Musk Interview (Wet Jerky) 53:53

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Welcome to our table, Neighbor Pkarlgh. The Peaches is particularly thankful for spreadable butter today. Also--please enjoy this story about a misbehaving toddler and the lengths a mom/aunt must go to discipline those little humans. Are we being "petty" and "making a big deal out of nothing" when we forcibly remove the stolen deer jerky out of a child's mouth? Yes--the Bible says blessed are the peacemakers. But, how do we keep peace with rebellious sinners? That leads John to an example involving the man named Caitlyn Jenner. Conservatives are now quoting Jenner and believing he's on THEIR SIDE, simply because he sometimes says vaguely Right-Wing sounding things. They no longer care that Jenner is using FEMALE PRONOUNS to describe men. (* Brief Interuption while John breaks the recorder ) Bottom line: Don't be afraid to fight with a person who's wrong. Later: Is the Peaches the only one who thought the Babylon Bee's interview with Elon Musk was super awkward and not-that-profound? Why are people fawning over how "articulate" Elon Musk is?... Let's be honest: we are influenced by his riches and fame. Nobody would be quoting him otherwise. If you like being part of our conversations, visit johnbranyan.com and join the Comedy Clique for more exclusive content! Also tune in for John's LIVE show--The Starving Comics Quarantine Show--every Sunday at 7:00pm Eastern on the John Branyan youtube channel.…

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TCND: Post Holiday Blues and God Made Toilets (Coveting Trash) 48:02

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Welcome back to our much-less-jolly house, Neighbor Pkarlgh. We're undecorating, and we're talking about how to deal with disappointment or discontent. (PLEASE teach your kids to recognize and manage their feelings of disappointment. PLEASE!!!) Later: John has been upsetting the pro-Abortion crowd. But the Peaches believes Christians/Pro-Lifers are making headway in the culture war. Finally: Why are some people soooooo dumb? It's almost as if God doesn't like them very much. Email nextdoor@johnbranyan.com with your questions or comments. Follow John on Facebook, Gab, and YouTube. (Tune in every Sunday at 7:00pm to be part of his LIVE comedy show--the Starving Comics Quarantine Show.)…

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TCND: New Intros, Less Creativity (Poop!) 56:07

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Welcome to the Comedian's house, where we spent the afternoon recording new intros/outros for your listening pleasure! The four McBabies complicated the process juuuuuust a bit. Write us at nextdoor@johnbranyan.com to let us know what you think. Next, we've been discussing the problem with creating brand new content every, single day and never stopping to promote or share the content with a wider audience. Most people are intimidated by a blank page and a blinking cursor. But John PREFERS to start from scratch every time he sits down at his computer. He hates having to say the same thing more than once. Has he written/spoken millions of words? Yes. Has he written BILLIONS? Well, apparently that would be almost impossible... We spend a long time debating this. But--the point it: we believe God gives us the ability to communicate, and we want to be good stewards of our resource. The observations, devotionals, jokes, and blog posts that John wrote ten years ago are still gifts from God that we can share today! ...even if we'd rather say something "new and fresh." To drive the point home, the Peaches reads some of John's old jokes that he DOESN'T EVEN REMEMBER WRITING. Later: sometimes we get angry emails from people who don't know how to unsubscribe from the John Branyan website... Somehow, this discussion leads to contacting a famous friend and blaming him for a personal problem. Finally: We give a quick update on the World's Dumbest Woman--which is actually a character we've created named "Pkarlina." (Pronounced "Carlina.") What's she up to now? Well, she divorced her husband and started dating the world's most vulgar, irresponsible man... and all her church friends are SO happy for her! Enjoy our new outro, Neighbor Pkarlgh! Follow John Branyan on YouTube and Facebook, and we'll see you next time! (Poop.)…

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TCND: HOUSEGUEST, The Wainwrights 59:45

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The Comedian is at the table with Mitch and Michelle Wainwright, who opted to have an apologetics presentation at their wedding ceremony. Who's idea was that? How exactly did they insert apologetics into the festivities? And how was it received by their guests? Pull up a chair and join the discussion! If you'd like to get in touch with Mitch and Michelle, you can email: eaglescoutmjw@yahoo.com Follow John Branyan on Gab and Facebook. Also--tune in for the Starving Comics Quarantine Show on John's YouTube channel, every Sunday night at 7:00pm Eastern.…

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TCND: Careless Words (Bigger Fish to Fry) 47:01

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Welcome to the kitchen table of the Comedian Next Door. When you're here, we affectionately call you "Neighbor Pkarlgh." The Comedian's family is gearing up for a Christmas-and-New-Year's hybrid celebration, and we have a lot of preparations to make. But first, let's talk about the sin of speaking without thinking carefully first... Have you noticed that many, many people take their ability to communicate for granted? Too often, they say things they don't actually mean because they don't THINK about the words they're using. When the Bible warns against unwholesome talk or filthy language, we don't think it's only talking about 4-letter words. What about carelessly saying "God bless you" when someone sneezes? Or carelessly saying "Amen" in response to a worldly opinion? If you make a habit of speaking without thinking, you might end up praising the name of Lauren Daigle! (You'll just have to listen to the episode to understand that reference, Neighbor Pkarlgh.) By the way, it's cold today. But it's not as cold as it could be... Support John's comedy by visiting johnbranyan.com!…

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TCND: Being Jerks and Mama Aint Happy (Festive Du-Dunting) 140:19:04

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We're trying to cut down on the microphone clunking, Neighbor. Let us know how that's going. Also, it's beginning to look a lot like Christmas at the Comedian's house! Unfortunately, we can't think of very many good words to describe it… So let's get down to business talking about whether Christians should be jerks! Nobody actually thinks being a jerk is a good thing. But, sometimes, comedians say things they don't mean, to help make a point. The Peaches isn't convinced that John made his point very well this time. But, luckily, she was there to help prompt a better dialog in the comment section! (You can follow John Branyan on Facebook, and read the post in question for yourself.) Next, someone on Telegram thanked us for talking about women's sins and pointing out examples of Feminism taking over the church. He said there aren't any other people (to his knowledge) that are covering this topic as solidly as we do. SO, we've got another example for your consideration today. Do Christians tend to take a mom's side so completely that they will even call her kids "crazy" when they disagree with her story? That's pretty insulting toward the kids, isn't it? And, what happens when you try to point out this phenomenon on social media in a thread where a bunch of women are sharing their testimonies of having their adult children turned against them by evil, abusive fathers? Well, if you stand up for the adult children, you will get a bunch of angry-reacts from the moms. This prompts the Peaches to say this: "In America in 2021, the people who are using their ANGER to control their family members are not usually the fathers. They are the moms loudly announcing when Mama Ain't Happy." Thanks for joining us today! Reach out with your comments and your Christmas Adjectives: nextdoor@johnbranyan.com Follow John Branyan on MeWe and Gab.…

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TCND: Ugly Sides and Police Reports (Everything Connects) 168:29:41

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Hey, Neighbor! The Podcast Ninja (Luke) shot a deer. Silas wants a quesadilla. And we've been decorating for Christmas... After all of that, we get busy talking about WHATEVER WE WANT, because we can draw connections with any two ideas if we think about it long enough! (Send us your suggestions for two seemingly-unrelated topics. We will tell you how to make them connect. It'll be fun.) There’s a meme that sometimes makes the rounds saying, “People will provoke you until they bring out your ugly side—and then play the victim because you went there!” John says it’s never appropriate to display your “ugly side”—especially if you’re going to blame others for your behavior. That’s what prisoners with criminal mindsets do. Before we share a quote like this one, we should ask ourselves if we still agree with the sentiment when it gets spoken by someone we don't like... Sidenote: if you can't see things from another person's perspective, you won't be able to make comedy. You need to know what people think the truth is--and you also need to know what the ACTUAL truth is--so you can reveal where the absurdities lie. It's silly to say that it's okay to be an abuser as long as someone else abused you first. Two wrongs don't make a right! Later: we have another story to share, but how can we make them connect? We unpack a small scandal in the Pro-Life community. (Click to visit Abby Johnson's Facebook post that we reference.) What should we do when someone tells a story that makes a GREAT pro-Life message, but the details can't be verified? What if the woman starts a non-profit and asks for donations and travels the country to share her testimony, but there are doubts about her story? And, most importantly: why would a person claim there's a police report to prove her claim, but she shouldn't have to share it?... Thanks for visiting today, Neighbor Pkarlgh! Remember to write to nextdoor@johnbranyan.com with your suggestions for random topics that would be difficult to relate with each other. Houseguest Episode with Casting Crowns Founding Members Juan and Melodee DeVevo . Houseguest Episode with Babylon Bee Managing Editor Joel Berry .…

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TCND: Blunt Talk with Family (Stinky Feet) 133:54:24

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Welcome to the kitchen table, Neighbor Pkarlgh! The ladies in our family get together once a week for "Just Because I Love You Day," and this time John is crashing the hen party. So, we're recording two podcasts at the same time. On the mics: John, Peaches (Amanda), Megan, and Tabby. (You can find the Four Sisters' podcast, Just Because I Love You, by clicking this link: https://open.spotify.com/show/4JRPgFcJV1xmZKO7MXhd1C ) There are twice the number of children usually in the background, so please bear with their happy chatter. On the mics: John, Peaches (Amanda), Megan, and Tabby. First of all, John's feet smell terrible and Megan had to intervene. Next, we read an email from a Pkarlgh who wants to know if we've ever caused bridges to be burned in our own family by being too blunt. JUST KIDDING! First John interrupts with a different email about how awesome our podcast is. Okay, THEN we read the letter asking how we navigate those tricky/sticky subjects when we're interacting with close relationships rather than random internet trolls. Are John and Peaches nicer on the internet or in person? Do we tone down the rhetoric to spare the feelings of our loved ones? Let's talk about how to build a resilient family that agrees about the fundamentals of truth and boldness!…

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TCND: HOUSEGUEST, Joel Berry of the Babylon Bee 169:24:41

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We have a HOUSEGUEST at the table today! We're chatting with Joel Berry, managing editor of the Babylon Bee, and John is proud to be one of Joel's very first friends. Joel knows a thing or two about being funny in a culture that finds everything offensive. Join us as we discuss what it takes to run a successful satire website, while still maintaining a clear conscience before God. In this episode: --Huckabee's GORGEOUS greenroom --How Joel landed his dream job --Comedians and childhood trauma --Saturday Night Live's Abortion Clown --Self-Deprecation --Mocking Bad Ideas rather than People --Crossing the line "If we reach the point where Christians take back this culture for Jesus and the Church is back on top, we'll be back to writing all our jokes about the Church again." --Joel Berry Please check out the Babylon Bee's Guide to Wokeness on Amazon.…

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TCND: Introducing the World’s Dumbest Woman (Do You Concur?) 135:45:12

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Hey, Neighbor! Sorry for the technical glitch in the intro. No idea what's going on there. John just came back from St. Louis, where he was hanging out with Tim Hawkins' family. They recorded a podcast which will get published next week and involves important conversation about grapes. NO SPOILERS! You'll just have to listen when it's available. Also: tune in Wednesday, because we've got a HOUSEGUEST in the form of the Babylon Bee's managing editor, Joel Berry. And now the moment you've all been waiting for... Introducing PKARGHLINA! (Pronounced: Carlina) Anytime we want to share a true story of a woman doing something foolish, we call that woman "Pkarghlina." Sometimes she has babies with five different men. Sometimes she calls herself Mama Bear and wastes the time of the police. It doesn't matter what Pkarghlina's real name is. What matters is the behavior that should be avoided. We're writing modern day morality tales over here, Neighbor! Don't be a fox...or a Pkarghlina. Finally, we talk more about empathy vs sympathy, because Doug Wilson reacted to a cartoon on the subject. The Peaches had already seen the cartoon before, because it was assigned as part of the curriculum for becoming a Birth Doula. In a culture that encourages everyone to stop judging and keep FEELING, no wonder Pkarlghina is so confused. Thanks for visiting our home today! If you aren't a member of the Comedy Clique already, you can sign up at Johnbranyan.com Also, email your questions/comments to nextdoor@johnbranyan.com .…

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TCND: Money Won’t Educate and Empathetic Witches (Truth Stickers) 142:46:57

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Hi, neighbor! If you're listening, we call you "Pkarlgh." It's another challenging day in Homeschool Land. Shockingly, when you set out to educate your children, it's not all smiling faces and photo ops. Lots of people think they can solve this problem by throwing another trillion dollars at the public school system--to reward the "good teachers" who are trying to get 8-year-olds to stop writing more wrong answers before you've finished erasing the first one… John thinks there are actually people in the world who WANT to educate their own kids, but the Peaches thinks the word "want" isn't quite accurate. Nobody WANTS to kill their flesh daily. Only self-sacrificial love will motivate someone to keep marching down the Parenting Path, on really hard days like today. Cami is making banana pancakes in the background, so please allow for a few important recipe-related interruptions. Next, apparently some people think we need to water the deserts until they become forests… Also, someone asks John for his credentials when it comes to "the ability to certify Truth." Finally, we get around to talking about Christian people who identify as "Empaths," not realizing it's a concept related to the New Age Occult. John didn't even realize how relevant this topic is, despite the Peaches telling him that pretty much every woman on Instagram is bragging about her "Empathic" ability to "feel other people's energy" as soon as they walk into a room. People who hang around on "trauma support groups" and read books about "surviving narcissists" are absolutely steeped in this spiritual-sounding garbage. They're being told they HAVE to be selfish and protect themselves from abusers, because they are tender-hearted saints while everyone around them is a horrible sinner. Let us know if you need a shower after this episode, Neighbor! Grab a crystal ball and two candles and follow us to the weird part of the internet.…

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TCND HOUSEGUEST: AD Robles 179:02:02

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We're here at the kitchen table with a neighborhood celebrity--our FLF brother--Adam "AD" Robles. To kick off, we joke about not knowing what we're supposed to be talking about. Except, it's not really a joke, and we literally don't know what we're talking about… Eventually, we find our rhythm and dissect the way "Evangelical" leadership has failed to defend itself against Cancel Culture. (Hello, Josh McDowell!) But maybe the falling away of cowardly pastors is a blessing in disguise?… In this episode, we cover: -AD's massive network of executive staff -Why John's podcast is boring -How Josh McDowell cancelled HIMSELF -Should Christians be FEARED in the culture? -Should parents be FEARED by their children? -Feminism permeates the culture, including churches -How Evangelicals regularly misjudge the cultural moment -Plus, Pkarlgh (our listener) gets a suave new Spanish nickname! "If Josh McDowell could not stand up to the woke Everything-Is-Racist mob, then maybe it's time for him to step aside. The last think that Evangelicalism needs is ANOTHER person who won't stand up to paganism and evil ideologies. So, he shouldn't have done it; he shouldn't have resigned. But, since he's the type of guy who would resign--good!" --AD Robles "Evangelicalism has made it an artform of preaching the sermon that does not need to be preached right now…" --AD Robles Bonus: Why AD is grateful for Transgenders at Hooters.…

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TCND: Peacemakers vs. Pacifists (Saucy Sushi Ship) 138:08:25

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Welcome to the Comedian's house, Neighbor Pkarlgh! If you don't want to spend a long time shooting the breeze about Japanese food, we apologize in advance. .... John published a post about "Peacemaking" this week, and the Peaches wasn't impressed with his delivery. It was a bit rambly and unorganized. Buuuuut, there were some strong points. Here's the private message John received: "I do have to ask, have you become a Facebook troll? Hahaha! It's funny. But you seem to donate your opinions, many of which I also agree. But they are unsolicited. As I am tempted to throw my two-cents into a Facebook thread, I am also reminded that 'blessed are the peacemakers.' Are you helping to keep the peace?" This is a perfectly reasonable question! But, sometimes comedians aren't very nuanced when they have a point to make. There are two issues with this private message. #1. Private messages are like dragging someone out of the townsquare into a dark alley, where there are no witnesses, so you can confront them. #2. The definition of "peacemaking" in the Western church is a bit messed up. Unfortunately, too many people want to jusify their cowardice by calling themselves "peacemakers." But Peacemaking isn't refusing to fight; it's fighting the RIGHT PEOPLE... Send us an email: nextdoor@johnbranyan.com, Thanks for laughing with us, Neighbor!…

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TCND: Self-Love for Me, Not Thee (Family Feud) 141:30:40

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Welcome to our house, Neighbor! We're not over-exaggerating when we say John and the Peaches aren't seeing completely eye-to-eye on this episode. Be prepared for a little bickering... A listener weighs in on a recent episode. Do teachers WANT their students to be as offended as possible? The Peaches disagrees with both John and the Neighbor who sent us this email. Many, many, many Tik-Tok, Instagram influencers claim they were raised by parents who didn't LOVE them enough, and it caused them to have low self-esteem. (Their parents were selfish.) So, they think the solution is to LOVE THEMSELVES in ways their parents never did. In other words: they want to become as self-focused and self-absorbed as their parents were. Eventually, the Peaches brings up the Golden Rule, and that's where things start to go off the rails. What happens when people start reading the Bible for OTHERS instead of applying it to themselves?... Well, it doesn't work. (We agree about that.) But John thinks it's possible to take the Golden Rule too far...? Or something?... And then we have to talk about BDSM, so it gets weird. Sorry, Neighbor. We unnecessarily complicated this whole thing. But, bottom line: We think there are parents and teachers out there who selfishly train up children to be THEIR PERSONAL SERVANTS; they are raising kids to be part of a world that revolves around THEM... Finally, the Peaches whirls about whether you can respect an idea or belief that you disagree with. Why is this so hard for people to grasp?!?!?! If you like being part of our kitchen table conversations, you can support The Comedian Next Door by joining the Comedy Clique! (Details at johnbranyan.com)…

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TCND: John Comments on Everything (Hate Mail!) 156:41:30

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This episode is dedicated to reading comments, emails, and reviews from people who aren't very impressed with John Branyan (to say the least). Welcome to the kitchen table, Neighbor Pkarlgh! If you have always wanted to tell John that he's an incompetant loser who wouldn't understand humor if it fell from a tree and knocked him over, then you're going to love this! If you'd like to send us some hate mail, you can contact us here: nextdoor@johnbranyan.com Thanks for laughing with our family, Pkarlgh!…

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TCND: HOUSEGUEST, Chris Scheufele 192:02:01

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We've got a HOUSEGUEST at the Kitchen Table today: our friend and educator, Chris "Shoof" Scheufele. Chris travels the country giving talks to students about how to be emotionally resilient. Recently, he delivered a speech at a new school that went GREAT! Everyone laughed, they clapped, and they wanted to have him come back again soon… Well, ALMOST everyone… We talk about the way a small minority of offended teachers can control the entire school. Why does the principal allow this to happen? How can Christians stand up to Cancel Culture? And is Chris interested in joining a group of Christian allies who will stand up for him whenever he's attacked by humorless nincompoops? All this and more in today's HOUSEGUEST episode! You can find Chris at chrisintheclassroom.com and on Facebook on the "Chris in the Classroom" page.…

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TCND: Just Shut Up (Facebook Down) 132:06:27

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Hi, Neighbor Pkarlgh! We decided to record a podcast in the middle of the Facebook Outage, because we thought it might be headline news for longer than 10 minutes... John talked to his Computer Coding Genius friend who gave us some insider information on why the whole system went down for the longest blackout in the platform's history. THEN, we give an update about the Speeding Ticket Lady from last week's episode about toxic femininity. (Spoiler: she still has dozens of people encouraging her bad behavior.) NEXT, too many people just KEEP TALKING when they're upset, which only makes everything worse. If folks would learn to SHUT UP until their strong emotions pass, the world would be a better place. We understand that sometimes you feel like venting! And sometimes you make mistakes and get frustrated with yourself and others. But it's better to JUST SHUT UP. FINALLY, the Peaches reads one of her old blog posts (from 2010) about how you should NEVER say "shut up" to anyone. Her tirade is pretty funny in light of the title of this episode... But, at the time, it was a serious argument she had with her new husband. As much as she didn't appreciate being told to shut up, it turned out to be decent advice. Thank you for joining us at the kitchen table! Visit johnbranyan.com to become part of the Comedy Clique and get exclusive content.…

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TCND: Women Sin, Too (Plus: Trolling Scam Callers) 162:44:11

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The Peaches didn't write a proper summary for this episode, Neighbor. Here are the bare basics: our culture finds it much easier to identify and call out "toxic masculinity" than to recognize when WOMEN are being toxic. So--today we're talking about sinful female behavior (with examples from social media). But, before all of that, we share a plan for how to handle our new Serial Scam Caller next time he rings the Comedy Business Phone with a thick Hindi accent… Please consider supporting John Branyan by joining the Comedy Clique at johnbranyan.com…

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TCND: HOUSEGUEST, David Pendleton 303:22:38

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We're at the kitchen table with good friend and ventriloquist, David Pendleton--but DON'T CALL HIM DAVE! If you've never listened to a conversation with David before, you won't know that he's an expert on German Baptist theology. (It's a long story, Neighbor Pkarlgh. But you can listen to the German Baptist episode of the Comedy Sojourn by clicking here: Scandals, Forgiveness, Foot-washing, and German Baptists ) Today, David gives just a brief description of the baptism ceremony in the German Baptist community--and then we're able to seque nicely into talking about a DIFFERENT kind of fundamentalism which is infecting the culture... That is, Woke Fundamentalism. David has been a staff member at Campus Crusade for Christ since the mid-80's, and he has an insider's perspective to share regarding the recent criticism of (and subsequent apology from) Josh McDowell. David's testimony may or may not include examples from Cru's internal message boards. This is an extended episode detailing how a once strong, faithful organization can become infiltrated by unChristian ideas in a relatively short amount of time. "Here's the important narrative here… if you say that a certain group of people do not have equal opportunity, you cannot then attribute it to something that is true within their culture. You always have to attribute it to [being] because they have been victimized." --David Pendleton Join us at the table! You can find David's website at anythingcantalk.com Find John at johnbranyan.com…

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TCND: Take Your School to Church (G.K. Chester-Son) 159:11:09

۳ years پیش159:11:09

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We have SO MANY THINGS TO TALK ABOUT, Neighbor! Tune in next Wednesday for our houseguest episode with David Pendleton with some BREAKING CULTURAL NEWS. There’s a scandal related to a respected Christian institution, and you probably aren’t even aware of it, yet. But that’s why you listen to the Comedian Next Door! So you can be “in the know.” Next, John wants to get to the mail—but he has to suffer the Peaches’ sound effects first. (He was so proud of that Mouth Honk last week, and now, suddenly, it’s a burden...) Our listener, Pkarlgh, writes to us from Canada using plenty of commas and making several observations about the sad state of our culture. She closes with a question about what to call “healthcare” when it’s being controlled by tyrannical professionals who hold political grudges. We have some suggestions, of course. Later, John has a quote from G.K. Chesterton. But it takes awhile for him to read it because we enlist the help of the Podcast Ninja (Luke) to demonstrate a perfect British accent. Eventually, John shares the quote: “[Jesus] restrained something… I say it with reverence that there was, in this shattering personality, a thread that must be called shyness. There was something He hid from all men when he went up a mountain to pray. There was something that he covered constantly by abrupt silence or impetuous isolation. There was one thing that was too great for God to show us when He walked upon our earth. And I have sometimes fancied that it was his mirth.” We don’t want to disagree with the famous Theologian. Buuuuut… we’re not sure why he assumes Jesus wasn’t mirthful. And that’s just the first 15 minutes! We spend the rest of this long-winded episode mildly chastising the Focus on the Family initiative to “Take Your Bible To School.” We propose: take your school to CHURCH and stop trying to sprinkle a little bit of Jesus on top of your secular education… We have much more to say about godless, Secular Humanist education and the public school system. Join the conversation! And, if you want to send us your comments and questions, write to: nextdoor@johnbranyan.com!…

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TCND: Dignity and Rollercoasters (Mouth Honk) 145:01:57

۳ years پیش145:01:57

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Welcome, Pkarlgh! The birthday party prep is in full swing, and 5-year-old Emery was given the best chore ever! This reminds John of a new segment idea: Is This a Joke?! As the culture continues to swim in irrationality, there are a lot of things happening that would have been considered unbelievable 20 years ago... For example: Atheist chaplains and women who put their sons in dresses and then complain that they're being bullied... Is this a joke? Related: John is very proud of the new sound he can make with his mouth. Let us know if you're as impressed as he is, by emailing nextdoor@johnbranyan.com . Finally, it's mail time! How can we be respectful toward our bodies as temples and have dignity as Christians made in God's image--while we're laughing at everything? It's a good question, Pkarlgh! We should want to be mature...responsible...respectable...and to maintain a human dignity. However--we shouldn't be too preoccupied with being SEEN as very grown up. C.S. Lewis has a great quote about our quest for maturity. Shout out to Tony and Joseph on the Patriarchy Podcast! They're our network brothers on Fight, Laugh, Feast... Then we spend waaaaaay too long trying to think of a synonym for "frivolous." Don't forget: A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men. --Roald Dahl The most dignified parts of this podcast have--by far--been the most boring. And what does Cami's experience on a roller coaster have to do with struggling to be dignified? Finally, we wrap up with a quick Whirl from the Peaches. Christians have historically been very Libertarian-leaning. (Small government, free markets, etc.) But we don't live in a moral society anymore. We can't value "free choice" at all costs--when our neighbors are "choosing" to kill babies. And we can't value free enterprise at all costs, when pagan corporations are censoring Christian thought… Please consider becoming a member of the John Branyan Comedy Clique by visiting johnbranyan.com. We can't do what we do without you, Neighbor!…

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TCND: Duck, Suck, and The Other Word (FLF Conference Recap!) 134:56:12

۳ years پیش134:56:12

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Hi, Neighbor! When you're hanging out at the Comedian's house, we affectionately call you "Pkarlgh." So welcome, Pkarlgh. We're just getting back from the Fight Laugh Feast Conference, literally minutes before recording, and John is sporting some stylish new Ear Gear. How comfortable are his new headphones?... Well... the Peaches gives the best description she can muster. Hard consonants are funny, Pkarlgh. That's your free advice from the professional today. And speaking of funny words, please wish Collin "good well" on his 8th birthday. Feel free to ask if you can share some of his lollipop or soda. We'll know whether you listened to this episode if you use the special phrase! After we talk about "duck" and "suck," we discover there is another relevant word, used by an angry Feminist when addressing unvaccinated individuals. The Podcast Ninja (Luke) shared his favorite take-away from the Conference: tyranny happens incrementally, through hundreds of tiny compromises. Long story very short, THAT'S why we find our culture suddenly being bullied into compliance by Mama Bears who are PROUD to use emotional manipulation on Facebook. Whoops, pause for a second, Pkarlgh! The Peaches needs to update the official outro, now that the FLF Conference is over. Now what do you think of the new one? (We especially hope you enjoy the contribution from 3-year-old Silas.) Please send any comments or questions to nextdoor@johnbranyan.com. Follow the John Branyan channel on YouTube and watch the Starving Comics Quarantine Show LIVE every Sunday night at 7:00pm Eastern. (Comments left during the LIVE stream can be featured in the show!) If you're not a Club Member in the Fight Laugh Feast Network already, what's wrong with you?! Sign up at flfnetwork.com, and you can get caught up on the talks that were given at the conference this weekend!…

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TCND: Vaccine Update and Classic Rambling (Idiot’s Table) 138:40:11

۳ years پیش138:40:11

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We don't know what we're talking about today, Neighbor Pkarlghl! But that never stops us from filling 45 minutes with meandering conversation... Emmi (5-years-old) treats us to a very quiet recitation of "The Elephant." Then we get ready to open the mailbag. (But first--a quick plug for the Fight Laugh Feast Conference. John says we'll be recording the next episode live at the conference, and hopefully that's true!) This week, someone mistook John's youngest daughter, Tabby, for his wife. (Awkward.) And someone else named their computer "Pkarlgh" in honor of this podcast. (Awesome!) Then the Peaches' is asked for an update about the vaccine mandate being imposed on her husband, who's a registered nurse. Luke was granted a religious exemption, and the Peaches shares the details about the scathing letter they wrote and gave to the hospital. Healthcare is a mess right now! Good employees are being fired (or walking out), and the leadership teams are panicking. Facebook groups of angry healthcare workers are being blown off the internet. What a time to be alive! Then John asks, "Why do administrators think they can just be nasty--and bare their teeth--and then people will do what they want?" And the answer is…unfortunately, because that DOES work sometimes. This leads to a conversation about Christians being bullied into deleting things off the internet. Later, Rick Warren said the best way to love your neighbor in this era is to wear a mask. John has some thoughts about that. And the Peaches thinks people on both sides of the debate are actually afraid they might be wrong... Thank you to the Fight Laugh Feast Network for hosting us--and thank you to Subsplash for sponsoring the app. If you can't get enough of the Comedian, you can follow John Branyan on YouTube and Gab. Or, visit johnbranyan.com to become a member of the Comedy Clique and enjoy exclusive content. See you next time!…

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TCND: New Mothers are NOT Okay (Don’t Bring Scotch) 142:09:32

۴ years پیش142:09:32

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We are laaaaaate, Neighbor Pkarlgh! It has been a busy weekend at Vacay with Comics. (And, also, our microphones weren't turned up…but that may have been a smaller percentage of the problem.) Vacay was a success, despite Luke and Joe trying to ruin our reputation with alcohol. Completely unplanned, both John and The Peaches are talking about Parents With Problems. First, a father of two kids is "NOT OKAY" (his words, not ours), because the pandemic is cramping his style. It turns out, he can't really decide whether he wants his kids to go back to public school or he wants to keep them home, safe, where they are driving him crazy. Then, John reads a post from a mother of a newborn who is also NOT OKAY. (Our words, not hers.) She is afraid the new baby will get sick, so she won't let anyone hold him…including the big brothers and sisters. The Peaches reads a post she wrote on this subject long before the COVID circus. Excerpt: "PLEASE, please don't believe the lie that you can prevent tragedies if you refuse to let your babies be kissed or snuggled. Please don't demand that everyone within 20 miles get flu shots, or they will be eaten by Mama Bear. Please don't threaten to rip apart families over a pacifier that didn't get sterilized. And please--please--don't isolate yourself from family and friends out of fear that they'll contaminate your baby. Because… THIS DOESN'T PREVENT TRAGEDY--It'S ACTUALLY A SICKNESS OF ITS OWN." We would love to hear from you, Pkarlgh! Email us as nextdoor@johnbranyan.com to weigh in. Also, it's not too late to visit with us at the Fight Laugh Feast Conference, September 9th - 11th. Details at flfnetwork.com.…

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TCND HOUSEGUESTS: Juan and Melodee DeVevo of Casting Crowns 181:23:30

۴ years پیش181:23:30

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Welcome to the kitchen table, Neighbor Pkarlgh! Our houseguests are physically in the house with us, for once. Normally, when Juan and Melodee are in town, we selfishly keep them all to ourselves, and we talk and play games without recording anything. But, today, we're sharing a portion of our conversation about speaking TRUTH without lacking LOVE. (This is one of Juan's favorite topics.) "I've given a lot of thought to this Truth and Love debate that we're all having… One of my favorite authors is CS Lewis, and he says the enemy always introduces errors into the world in pairs of opposites…" -Juan DeVevo Can we think of examples of speaking Truth -without- love? And what do Harriet the Spy and Rosie O'Donnell have to do with this? Plus: the Peaches tells the DeVevos about a "gender non-binary" Kindergarden teacher who is brainwashing 5-year-olds in a nearby town. While Christians have been agonizing over whether they're loving enough, the culture has been taken over by crazies who have no problem telling your children they can be "LGBT kiddos." You can see Juan and Melodee on the Casting Crowns Drive-In Tour. Details at castingcrowns.com. Also, become part of John Branyan's Comedy Clique by visiting johnbranyan.com and clicking around until you find a problem with the website and get frustrated and email us at nextdoor@johnbranyan.com…

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TCND: Trans Comics w/ Power (Don’t Ask About Meatloaf) 130:22:36

۴ years پیش130:22:36

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Welcome to the kitchen table of The Comedian Next Door! John is sporting some stylish new tech equipment that you'll just have to imagine. We have three, separate pieces of mail to read--the most important of which declares THE PEACHES WAS RIGHT about something. But, also, John's comedy could cure generations of insomnia, according to a certain critic. If you think you can do a better job insulting John, then send your attempts to Nextdoor@johnbranyan.com. (Keep in mind, the Peaches prefers the "Kill Them With Kindness" approach.) The harder you swing, the more pathetic your attempts to hurt another person are... The Peaches invites you to agree with her! Don't miss our Houseguest episode releasing this Wednesday! We'll have Juan and Melodee DeVevo, of Casting Crowns, to discuss education, culture, and the Kindergarten teacher who identifies as NEITHER "Miss nor Mister." Finally, John reads an article from a non-christian comedian who has noticed the way Cancel Culture is affecting the comedy world. When the author was attacked by the LGBT mob, he received private messages of support, saying he did nothing wrong. But--publicly--nobody defended him. "There are lessons here that go well beyond comedy. While the vast majority of my readers, even the Canadian ones, have never heard of [this Trans Comedian], or the rest of her clique, the examples show...tiny groups of enforcers can poison an entire artistic subculture, despite these enforcers' lack of any real commercial success..." (Full article here: https://quillette.com/2021/08/01/life-as-a-stand-up-comic-can-be-brutal-safe-space-call-out-culture-is-making-it-unbearable/) In other words, a person who's not even a FUNNY COMEDIAN can somehow influence the entire culture. Never, ever ask a woman or couple if they're planning to have children... Never, ever, ever, ever ask certain questions. The Enforcers have spoken! Being afraid to speak what's on your mind will affect the entire Comedy Industry and the rest of society. We'll see you at the Fight Laugh Feast Conference, Neighbor! Join John Branyan's Comedy Clique by visiting johnbranyan.com and becoming a member.…

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TCND: John Doesn’t Want Fans (Lobsters and Crabs) 140:39:58

۴ years پیش140:39:58

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Hi, Neighbor Pkarlgh! As you probably don't know, John has a Dry Bar special which periodically goes viral on social media and doesn't impact his career in the least. Be careful if you think you want tons of followers on social media! Trust us when we say, climbing to the "next level" of internet popularity isn't what it's cracked up to be. This leads to a possible opportunity for the Peaches to be in a Whirl about something. (But we're not sure.) (And also, John sounds like his nose is stuffed up.) Eventually, he clears his sinuses enough to read a social media post from a woman who doesn't think her child's father needs to be praised for "simple" things like changing diapers and washing bottles. Why do some people focus obsessively on how much or how little encouragment is being given to them BY STRANGERS? We spend the majority of the conversation discussing the reasons you shouldn't tear others down to make yourself feel better, nor should you fool yourself into believing that others are happier because their efforts are recognized more than your own. Finally--does anyone know whether lobsters ACTUALLY step on each others back to get out of buckets? Email us at nextdoor@johnbranyan.com to solve this mystery. Subscribe to the John Branyan channel on YouTube and watch the Starving Comics Quarantine Show LIVE every Sunday evening at 7:00pm Eastern. Become a Comedy Clique member for exclusive content. (Details at johnbranyan.com) And, finally, have your pets spayed and neutered. Support the Fight Laugh Feast network by becoming a Club Member. Download the Fight Laugh Feast app for easier listening!…

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TCND: Ministering to Young People (Tomatoes in Toasters) 135:44:07

۴ years پیش135:44:07

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The Peaches is pretty distracted, as it's almost lunchtime and the whole family is gathering after church. John reads some mail from a Neighbor who regrets learning how comedy is made... Sometimes accepting the truth requires a full grief cycle. Next, John shares a quote from a preacher asking for help engaging the young families who have started coming to his church. (Specifically, the preacher wants "doctrinally sound" videos and other resources to share with the newcomers.) Why is John being so hyper-critical this week?! John's point: church leaders already should have doctrinally sound resources in their possession--whether they have new families visiting or not. Amanda's point: many church leaders have been told it's right and proper to defer to "the experts" when it comes to dispensing resources. We live in a culture that values outsourced knowledge more than homemade tools. For whatever reason, we think it lends a certain credibility when we can share a well-produced video made by SOMEONE ELSE, rather than creating something of our own. Pause. John needs to go get a drink before he chokes to death. Okay, now he wants the Peaches to tell the story of the tomato in the toaster. But first, we need to pause again to retrieve the pizza. When we finally resume recording again, it has been a couple of hours. (We can't keep secrets from you, Pkarlgh!) But we eventually get around to discussing the tomato in the toaster. Collin, who's seven-years-old, is starting to show signs of maturity, and we are optimistic he's going to be a free-thinking adult some day! This reminds us of great advice from Pastor Doug Wilson: give your kids FEWER rules. Make the principles broad, and trust the children to be smart enough to reason for themselves. And that's pretty much a wrap, Pkarlgh! Make sure you visit johnbranyan.com for information about Vacay with Comics. This is the LAST WEEK to register. If you can't make it for the full weekend retreat, just come for the showcase on Saturday, August 21st. Link is here: https://johnbranyan.com/vacay-showcase/ You also can meet the Comedian's family at the Fight Laugh Feast Conference in September. Club members get a discount on their registration. Click here for more info: https://flfnetwork.com/politics-of-sex-conference/…

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TCND: HOUSEGUEST, Jesse Sumpter 224:19:26

۴ years پیش224:19:26

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Today, we're talking all things "education" with Jesse Sumpter! Parents have a responsibility to educate their children--but too many of us are abdicating our roles to the nearest government school building and hoping a Christian disciple emerges in 12 years. We are so excited to pick Jesse's brain about how to inspire fellow Christians to band together and build a school that impacts the Kingdom. Quotes from this episode: "We want freedom to educate our children how we want to, as Christians, and we want to do that in obedience to God's word." "The first foundation of all good teaching is to tell the truth...and that is fundamentally at odds with the government school system." "To convince people of a new thing, you can give them literature and give them books--you can have thoughtful conversations with them--but the other way of getting through to people is just saying, 'Come and see.' We're humans. We're embodied people, we have to see it sometimes for ourselves..." PLUS, a story about a flat tire AND why Jesse is worried (and also not worried) about artificial intelligence. Jesse is teaching a virtual class called "Education is Warfare: How to Start a School" on the Fight Laugh Feast network. Visit flfnetwork.com for more details. Follow John Branyan on Gab, MeWe, and Facebook. Also, check out his YouTube channel!…

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TCND: Tabby’s Here and Has Big Feet (Punching Down) 127:03:17

۴ years پیش127:03:17

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Tabby is at the table today. She's John's OTHER daughter (and the Peaches' sister). Good luck figuring out which voice belongs to which sister. We kick off the conversation with an email letting John know there was a sliiiiiiight problem with his 3-minute devotionals this week. (Oops.) Then--the Peaches shares an excerpt from a self-help book about how nothing is okay and everything sucks. Somehow, this leads nicely into an audio clip featuring Robin DiAngelo, who explains that you can joke about white people...but you can't joke about people of color, because they're "different." Peaches gets John's reaction to that opinion. All of this is punctuated by Kid Noises and general familial interruptions. What does it mean when comedians talk about "punching up" or "punching down"...and why does John want to attach extra prepositions to the end of those terms? How have so many Jewish people mastered the art of comedy? Why can't worship leaders laugh at themselves? What are some good insults to use on Tabby? All of this and more! Follow John Branyan on Gab, MeWe, and Facebook. Also: check out his YouTube channel and tune in for the Starving Comics Quarantine Show, every Sunday at 7:00pm Eastern. We'll see you at the Fight Laugh Feast Conference in September! (Club members will get a discount on registration.)…

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TCND: Examples of Dumb People (OMG, I LOVE HER!) 136:07:16

۴ years پیش136:07:16

136:07:16

John reads some mail at the beginning of this episode. (Send your questions and comments to nextdoor@johnbranyan.com) One listeners calls us out for our use of the word "rhetoric" as if it's always bad, even though rhetoric CAN be used for good purposes. That's a fair complaint, Neighbor! You should always feel free to push back when we don't treat a topic fairly... Then we jump into the Peaches In a Whirl segment because the Peaches truly is in a whirl this week! She even admits it! There are so many examples of people doing and saying dumb things this week that we don't have time to cover them all. People just want to be told pretty lies, and they decide what to believe based on who compliments them. Why are so many people openly admitting they don't care what you think...they only care how you make them feel? An astounding number of people (who would call themselves Christians) actually have a fundamentally different religion than we do. All the talk about support and encouragement and compassion and love is coming from a worldview that is the OPPOSITE of Christ-centeredness. Would the Christians you know even recognize the problem with a non-believer saying, "You have restored my faith in humanity!" Or would they accept that as a nice compliment and assume they are doing a good job spreading the Gospel? Your epistemology matters, Pkarlgh! Don't be dumb! Join us at the Fight Laugh Feast Conference in September. Club members get a steep discount! (Details at flfnetwork.com) Follow John Branyan on MeWe, Gab, and Facebook...until he gets removed from there...…

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TCND: HOUSEGUEST, Nathan Hunter, Our Black Friend 175:36:37

۴ years پیش175:36:37

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We have a Houseguest at the table today: Nathan Hunter! He is an avid reader, a fair-minded conversationalist, and a student of the history of Critical Race Theory. All of this makes him smarter than approximatley 99% of the people he meets on the internet. If he wants to engage people on social media, he's going to need to dumb things down A LOT! Nathan explains he wants to help people think on a deeper level--but he's just not great at shaming and attacking people. That's where we can help! The Peaches invites Nathan to share his background/credentials. But he's not sure he has researched enough, yet. He wants to jump into the conversation and argue IDEAS--but he's waaaaaay too thoughtful to play the role of the Troll. Welcome to the Comedian's House! You can follow John Branyan on Gab, MeWe, and Facebook (until he gets kicked off). You can watch John LIVE on the Starving Comics Quarantine Show, every Sunday at 7:00pm Eastern on his YouTube channel. We'll see you at the Fight, Laugh, Feast Conference, September 9th-11th!…

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TCND: Alzheimer’s and a Matriarchal Village (Unintentional Trolls) 138:46:00

۴ years پیش138:46:00

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Hey, Neighbor Pkarlgh! We're kicking off with John's favorite kind of mail: the kind which says he's under-rated! (Email nextdoor@johnbranyan.com to send us your glowing reviews.) On today's "Good Grief" segment, the Peaches shares a sad/funny story about her Grandma with Alzheimer's. Laughter and pain are inextricably connected! Can we hold both of those feelings at the same time? Next--the Peaches is in a whirl about a village in Africa which is supposedly functioning as a "Matriarchal Society." Western women want to smash the Patriarchy.... but would that really look any different than what we currently have in the United States? If Hilary Clinton wants to hand out made-up awards to women who are getting pregnant and intentionally raising their children without fathers, she could start a little closer to home! Finally, we talk about sandwiches and frozen lasagnas and recapping some of the Facebook drama John dredged up during Pride month. (Sometimes people are Internet Trolls by accident, and we give you a handy trick to figure out whether you're dealing with a Troll or with a person who genuinely wants a conversation.) If you don't want the answer to the question, Pkarlgh, don't ask it... Follow The Comedian Next Door on Gab and MeWe. Visit johnbranyan.com and JOIN THE COMEDY CLIQUE to be part of our telegram group and interrupt our podcast recordings with funny pictures of food that looks like a creature from Alien. Also: register for the Fight Laugh Feast conference on flfnetwork.com. See you there!…

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TCND: Arresting Pastors, Child-Hating Karens (Biproduct of Intercourse) 140:33:18

۴ years پیش140:33:18

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We tackle three distinct questions in this episode: What's funny about pastors getting arrested? Can you be bald and have sin in your heart? And...what have you MADE to make the planet better? (Don't say "my kids," Pkarlgh! Apparently that's the wrong answer.) First up, we teach you how to spell your own name, Pkarlgh, in case we haven't explained that already... Next, John explains that laughing DURING a tragedy isn't the same as laughing AT the tragedy. And then he gives his favorite joke premises for mocking the governments responsible for arresting pastors... Finally, we spend the vast majority of our time unpacking the most self-centered and dehumanizing comments from a Feminist about somebody's child that you've heard in awhile. (And if you have screenshots of something MORE outrageous and offensive than this, please share them with us!) Don't forget to send emails to nextdoor@johnbranyan.com, to be part of the show. Feel free to write letting The Peaches know how much her new sound effects complete the show. Join us at the Fight Laugh Feast CONFERENCE (not rally) in September. We look forward to meeting you there!…

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TCND: Abusing Rhetoric (Miraculous Weight Gain) 136:51:40

۴ years پیش136:51:40

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John's car broke down, but at least he was able to drive 3/4 of a mile first! Our friend, Nathan, made a great comment about people using rhetoric to say what they DON'T REALLY MEAN, and the Peaches decided to make it the theme of this episode. John's sister ("Aunt Bonnie") once found an injured bird in a parking lot, and it became a favorite family story about crazy emotions. Can you EVER trust your emotions? We don't answer that... but you can't be mad when people laugh at your extremism. This reminds the Peaches of a comment about gluttony and obesity that is so outrageous she has to read it verbatim. Later, John embraces the chaos and goes off script by trying to read a comment that is almost completely unintelligble. Even having seen the comment with her own eyes, the Peaches needs a translator. Apparently, one of John's former classmates passed away and another classmate was really broken up about it...so he took the opportunity to verbally abuse everyone else in the graduating class. Also, the next generation thinks you are going to look at their bracelets in order to figure out what pronouns to use. All of this is related to emotionalism and rhetoric, and it will keep happening if we continue prioritizing style and tone above objective truth. Follow the Comedian Next Door on Gab and MeWe. He also posts on Facebook sometimes. Watch the Starving Comics Quarantine Show every Sunday at 7:00 Eastern, on the John Branyan YouTube Channel. We'll see you at the Fight Laugh Feast Conference in Tenessee this September!…

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Airing the Dirty Laundry (I Just Need Butter) 143:35:27

۴ years پیش143:35:27

143:35:27

Why does Amanda ("Peaches") have a reputation for being The Salty One, when sis-in-law, Marla, says offensive things, too? (John has an answer the Peaches doesn't like.) Then we go to the Mail Bag... Our neighbor doesn't know any Christians who are able to laugh at themselves! NONE! How can we move beyond the "safe" topics like slipping on banana peels and learn to laugh at ourselves? Sign up for John's comedy workshop at Fight Laugh Feast University! It's called "Life is Hardy Har-Hard." Click here: https://flfnetwork.com/product/life-is-hardy-har-hard-a-comedy-workshop-for-christians/ The Peaches writes these descriptions. Aren't they interesting? Watch the Butter Video by clicking this link: I Just Need Butter It's hysterical. Click it! Later, we explore the role of the Straight Man. Groaning and eye-rolling is a legitimate part of the Comedy Team, Neighbor! And then the Peaches is in a Whirl about the manipulation behind phrases like "I'm not going to debate" or "I'm not trying to change your mind." DON'T FALL FOR IT, NEIGHBOR! THEY ARE LYING POLITELY, and they definitely ARE trying to change your mind! Don't be a naive girl at a college frat party! Bottom line: we want to be friends with people who laugh. Let's learn how to do that more often! Make sure you register for the Fight Laugh Feast Conference , taking place in Tennessee this September. The Comedian Next Door and the Peaches will see you there!…

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TCND: Mock as You’d Have Others Mock You (SURPRISE!) 141:48:23

۴ years پیش141:48:23

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John just came back from a SURPRISE show... which isn't really as great as it may sound. This reminds Amanda ("Peaches") about the special event happening in the children's department at the local library, in honor of Pride Month. Which, actually, ALSO is less great than it was meant to sound. Then, we hit the mail bag, because one of our Neighbors wants to push back on the idea that it's okay to mock people's bad ideas. How do we avoid being one of the "scoffers" from Psalm 1? This also leads nicely into the Peaches' rant today: women often say they want a partner who makes them laugh and is their best friend. They want a Dax Shephard to share funny stories; but they're not Kristin Bell! (That makes more sense when you've heard the Sloth Story.) Finally: what should you do when a kind stranger washes your windshield? And how big is pickle-sized hail? All this and more on today's episode! You can join John's Comedy Clique and get special member content. Visit johnbranyan.com for more info. Also, ask about a promo code to attend VACAY WITH COMICS. Email nextdoor@johnbranyan.com with all questions, comments, and good-natured mockery. Follow John on Gab, MeWe, and YouTube. See you next time, Neighbor!…

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TCND: Branyan Bits! Doors and Tourism 5:26:39

۴ years پیش5:26:39

5:26:39

Comedy material is EVERYWHERE. Here John gives just a few examples... Learn how to discover more humorous situations in your own life; buy John's book, Life is Hardy Har Hard, available on Amazon. Come on vacation with John and his funny family! (Details about Vacay with Comics at johnbranyan.com) Follow John on Gab, MeWe, and YouTube.…

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TCND: Should Pastors Preach About Vaccines? (Spoilers: Yep!) 136:29:29

۴ years پیش136:29:29

136:29:29

Welcome to the kitchen table of the Comedian Next Door--a cozy household where there's laundry being washed in the background, and we didn't realize our mics were picking it up for the first ten minutes! (As always, we're very high tech around here.) We're going on a picnic, and you can't come unless you figure out the rule and bring along the right item! This is a game we play with 10-year-old Cami and 7-year-old Collin. And here's a new segment: MAIL BAG! Send us your suggestions for appropriate sound effects. Because, again, we're very high tech around here. Our listener, Pkarlgha, wants to know whether pastors should be using their pulpits to push vaccines as the "Christian thing to do." Are we alienating people from the Gospel if we are hesistant to get a vaccine? Also: IU Health is trying to make COVID vaccines mandatory for ALL employees, students, and vendors. We mention Patrick Mahoney's ministry completely by mistake in this episode. (Turns out he isn't the quarterback for the Greenbay Packers.) But maybe God brought him to mind for a reason! Here's a link if you'd like to support Colegio Biblico: colegiobiblico.net They provide Christian education to pastors and missionaries serving Spanish-speaking countries. Follow The Comedian Next Door on Gab, Watch the Starving Comics Quarantine Show every Sunday at 7:00pm Eastern on the John Branyan Youtube channel. Visit johnbranyan.com and join the Comedy Clique!…

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TCND: Branyan Bits! Cats, Possums, and Shower Heads 15:12:50

۴ years پیش15:12:50

15:12:50

It's time for another "Branyan Bit." Has anyone else ever had an animal in the house that doesn't belong there?...besides a cat? John isn't a very outdoorsy person, but the Outdoors keep coming IN. Take seven minutes and laugh with the Comedian Next Door. Follow John on MeWe and Gab. (He also has a Facebook account, until he gets banned from there.) You can watch John LIVE on the Starving Comics Quarantine Show, every Sunday at 7:00pm Eastern, on his YouTube Channel. Visit johnbranyan.com to support John. Become a Fight, Laugh, Feast Club Member to unlock more great content.…

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TCND: Laugh at Your Kids (Life Isn’t Fair) 139:37:06

۴ years پیش139:37:06

139:37:06

We get to play the Cliche Game with 5-year-old Emmi and laugh heartily at her responses. (If you have a Kindergartener in your life, Neighbor, then ask him/her to fill in the blank with popular sayings, and send us the results.) Next--we need to accept criticism when it's true, even when it comes from really awful people... And, speaking of awful people, we bring up the unwashed miscreants on Gab. Some gross stuff comes out of people's hearts when you let them talk freely. But don't give into the temptation to be a victim, Neighbor! We will damage our children if we pity them for the injustice they'll inevitably encounter. Bonus stories: John was treated unfairly as a kid!...but his mom taught him that's how life goes sometimes. Finally, John proposes we should LET PEOPLE APOLOGIZE to the Woke mob for things they "did wrong," when their consciences demand it. If someone wants to confess the they're horrible sinners for voicing an Indian on the Simpson's, then so be it. Does anybody read the subscribe information at the bottom of the page? You can take a Vacay with Comics, August 19-22nd. Details at johnbranyan.com. Still reading?... Follow John Branyan on YouTube and watch the Starving Comics Quarantine Show, every Sunday at 7:00pm Eastern. Did I lose you yet?... Follow John on Gab, if you don't believe it's a Hell hole of unbridled sinfulness. See for yourself! And now, the last line: Support the Fight, Laugh, Feast Network and help us keep producing great content. We couldn't do it without you!…

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TCND: Branyan Bits! Flippin Road Signs and Farts 14:41:48

۴ years پیش14:41:48

14:41:48

From time to time, it is appropriate for comedians to put something funny on their podcast, so the following is completely appropriate... John tells you the name of the only town he might consider moving to. What should you do when you see a distracted driver? How can we be sure God has a sense of humor? What's the Universal punchline?... All this and more in today's Branyan Bit. We can't be funny without you! To support John Branyan, become a member of the Comedy Clique. (Details at johnbranyan.com) Follow John on MeWe, Gab, and YouTube.…

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TCND: Many Kids, Mailbag, and Mocking Muslims (Don’t Be a Jerry) 133:59:17

۴ years پیش133:59:17

133:59:17

We're recording on a Sunday, and the Comedian's house is FULL of family. (Listen to the chatter in the background...) Amanda, aka The Peaches, has been wrangling approximately 4,127 children this week. So she's a little impatient with John's slow reading of emails. A listener wants to know where to find The Peaches' blog posts, and--whoops--we never actually answer that question. (Here, Neighbor! culturesatwar.wordpress.com ) It turns out, we made a strong case for "the Indissolubility of marriage" without knowing that term. Also, a different listener calls us out on a blindspot involving female church leaders, and now we're collecting the basal temperatures of our listeners...for science! In the Good Grief segment, we talk about how to manage when an Atheist is angry at you. This leads nicely into the Peaches in a Whirl segment. She shares how David Wood manages when Muslims are angry at him. Don't tell other Christians they're doing ministry wrong, if you're not doing it better! Finally, is it EVER okay to add an adjective before the word "Christian?" John is ready to die on this hill, and you're invited to join him. Contact John and Peaches by emailing nextdoor@johnbranyan.com (Send us your body temperature for science!) Subscribe to the John Branyan channel on YouTube; watch the Starving Comics Quarantine Show LIVE every Sunday at 7:00pm EST. Join us for Vacay with Comics this August! (Details at johnbranyan.com) Become a Fight Laugh Feast club member for exclusive content.…

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TCND: HOUSEGUESTS Mark and Deanna Gungor 138:05:14

۴ years پیش138:05:14

138:05:14

Mark and Deanna Gungor are in the house today...on our computer screen. Doorbells are ringing, kids are laughing in the background, and we're talking about how Mark upset some people on social media. Topics include: Separating from abusive spouses, the problems with marriage counseling, asking questions, and "Women be crazy." (But don't say that last part on Facebook!) "I promise you guys, this Sunday there will be churches all across America where Johnny and Suzie are getting a divorce, and everyone will be shocked." --Mark Gungor You can find Mark and Deanna on Facebook and at markgungor.com. Email your questions/comments for John and Peaches to nextdoor@johnbranyan.com Subscribe to the John Branyan channel on YouTube; watch the Starving Comics Quarantine Show LIVE every Sunday at 7:00pm EST. Join us for Vacay with Comics this August! (Details at johnbranyan.com) Become a Fight Laugh Feast club member for exclusive content.…

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TCND: Health Benefits of Female Leaders (Cure Your Gout!) 135:49:35

۴ years پیش135:49:35

135:49:35

We start the episode playing a game with 10-year-old Cami and 7-year-old Collin you can try with your family in the car or waiting areas... Then John/Dad/Grandpa reads a study that concludes women are "healthier" in churches with female leaders. He has some advice for people who want to laugh about that. Later, the Peaches brings up "Husbands are the heads, but wives are the necks." She shares the name of a preacher who agrees with the Bible that Jesus is the Gate...but he says Christians are the hinges who can prevent people from entering if we're not open enough. (LOL!) Finally, we're not done talking about whether Sunday is the first day of the week! And the army gathering to die on that hill is getting larger. Leave us a comment: nextdoor@johnbranyan.com What's it like to go on vacation with a bunch of comedians? Join us for Vacay with Comics! (Details at johnbranyan.com) Follow John Branyan's YouTube channel and watch the Starving Comics Show, every Sunday at 7:00pm Eastern. Become a Fight Laugh Feast club member for more great content!…

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TCND: HOUSEGUEST Carmen Schober 135:10:32

۴ years پیش135:10:32

135:10:32

From time to time, we have house guests come to visit! When that happens, we throw all structure and professionalism out the window and simply go with the flow. In today's special episode, we share the table with author and editor at Staseos, CARMEN SCHOBER. Topics include Christian fiction, getting cancelled, gender roles, and whether it's appropriate for women to beat the crap out of each other. "Some people may be hesitant to read my book because they think I'm casting women in this G.I. Jane type of role. But one of my favorite things about the romance genre is that it highlights the differences between the sexes. And, in 2021, you need that!" Carmen's book, After She Falls, is available for preorder on Amazon, and you can find her at carmenschober.com. Email your questions/comments for John and Peaches to nextdoor@johnbranyan.com Subscribe to the John Branyan channel on YouTube; watch the Starving Comics Quarantine Show LIVE every Sunday at 7:00pm EST. Join us for Vacay with Comics this August! (Details at johnbranyan.com) Become a Fight Laugh Feast club member for exclusive content.…

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TCND: Branyan Bits, Boardgames and Camping 9:43:34

۴ years پیش9:43:34

9:43:34

Every Tuesday, the Comedian Next Door publishes a sample of John's comedy, from one of his projects. (I mean, we never have before. But we'll start today!) In this clip, John takes you back to your childhood, fighting about Monopoly and trying to play Army Man with THAT KID in the neighborhood. (You know the one.) Also, camping is awful, and John is really bad at it. By the way, we're going camping with a bunch of comedian friends this August. Join us! (Details at johnbranyan.com) Follow John Branyan on Gab, MeWe, and YouTube. Join the Fight Laugh Feast Club for more great content!…

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TCND: We Don’t Feel Like Doing This (Forgive-a-Bit) 131:28:27

۴ years پیش131:28:27

131:28:27

After a long day of birthday festivities, everyone is pretty distractable. John and Peaches are joined by the newly 10-year-old Cami, as well as the Podcast Ninja: Luke. How does our family handle bad moods and perceived injustices? (What are some weird things Tabby and Peaches have gotten mad about?) QUICK! Say the first word that pops into your head--no hesitation! Peaches is feeling sentimental and wants to thank all the But-People out there. (That's spelled with one 'T'.) And a listener proposes we go to war against Mickey Mouse's calendar. If you enjoy hanging out and playing silly games with our family, join us in August for Vacay with Comics. Details at johnbranyan.com. Email your questions/comments for John and Peaches to nextdoor@johnbranyan.com Subscribe to the John Branyan channel on YouTube; watch the Starving Comics Quarantine Show LIVE every Sunday at 7:00pm EST. Become a Fight Laugh Feast club member for exclusive content.…

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TCND: Guilty Pleasure and Nagging Wives (All Songs are the Same) 136:53:59

۴ years پیش136:53:59

136:53:59

John and the Peaches have a lot to disagree about--including music theory and what it tastes like when you combine wheat thins with green grapes. Then, John reads an email from a listener/neighbor asking for his take on Christian Hedonism. (Is it a sin to enjoy things?) Meanwhile, the Peaches nearly ruptures her ear drums trying to fix her headphones. Next, a female neighbor wants to challenge the recommendation that everyone should "say true things," because it could lead to nagging and bitterness... Finally, John's Hill to Die On includes the charge to destigmatize stigma. What does that even mean, and will you join him? Email your questions/comments to nextdoor@johnbranyan.com Subscribe to the John Branyan channel on YouTube and watch the Starving Comics Quarantine Show LIVE every Sunday at 7:00pm Eastern. Join us for Vacay with Comics this August! (Details at johnbranyan.com) Become a Fight Laugh Feast club member for exclusive content.…

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TCND: Accurate Wedding Vows (Urns Are Hard to Dress) 137:07:11

۴ years پیش137:07:11

137:07:11

The Peaches doesn't want to talk about Brood X. Some listeners actually took us up on the offer to write their "honest wedding vows," so we share the resulting masterpieces! Then--the Good Grief segment features a story about stillbirth/child-loss. Is the world ready for parents who include laughter as part of the mourning process? Next--the Peaches pleads with humanity to get in the habit of saying true things (for crying out loud). And finally, John invites you to die with him on yet another hill. Are we too quick to label our opinions as "biblical truth?" Email your questions/comments to nextdoor@johnbranyan.com Subscribe to the John Branyan channel on YouTube and watch the Starving Comics Quarantine Show LIVE every Sunday at 7:00pm Eastern. Join us for Vacay with Comics this August! (Details at johnbranyan.com) Be sure to download the Fight Laugh Feast app and enjoy more great FLF content.…

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TCND: Famous Friends and Head Tents (Like, you know?) 124:14:55

۴ years پیش124:14:55

124:14:55

This is the first OFFICIAL episode of The Comedian Next Door--if you don't count the Super Secret Alpha Test Episode. (Which we don't.) We're immediately interrupted by a phone call from a fellow comedian friend. Then we discuss various reasons a person may intentionally look ridiculous in public, including a family story about Tim (John's son--Peaches' brother) wearing something that didn't belong to him, just for laughs. Finally, John proposes a hill to die on and invites you to join...if only we can sort out the official documents. Email questions/comments for the Comedian Next Door to: nextdoor@johnbranyan.com Subscribe to the John Branyan channel on YouTube and watch the Starving Comics Quarantine Show LIVE every Sunday at 7:00pm Eastern. Join us for Vacay with Comics in August! (Details at johnbranyan.com) Be sure to download the Fight Laugh Feast app for more great FLF content!…

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TCND: Meet the New Neighbors (Don’t Beware of Dog) 74:52:54

۴ years پیش74:52:54

74:52:54

When you're a member of a comedian's family, everyone wants to know: "Is he funny at home?!" Four years ago, we decided to turn on a recorder so you could judge for yourself. Now that we're moving our podcast to a new "neighborhood" on the Fight Laugh Feast Network, we do our best to introduce ourselves with clarity and enthusiasm. (Spoilers: we fail miserably.) Ice-breakers are awkward, and we'd rather skip the First Impressions so we can jump straight to being Old Friends. But just bear with us, New Neighbor. If you give us time, we think you'll really like having a Comedian Next Door. Email questions/comments for the Comedian Next Door to: nextdoor@johnbranyan.com Subscribe to the John Branyan channel on YouTube and watch the Starving Comics Quarantine Show LIVE every Sunday at 7:00pm Eastern. Be sure to download the Fight Laugh Feast app for more great FLF content!…

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TCND: Chronic Pain and Divorce Drama (This Little Piggy) 142:07:31

۴ years پیش142:07:31

142:07:31

Good Grief! We help a listener find humor in chronic pain that resulted from military service. The Peaches shares about the first time one of her blog posts caused social media outrage. Related: weddings would be much more interesting if the vows were written for honesty rather than poetry. Finally, John criticizes Tim Keller, but The Peaches isn't convinced he picked a good "hill" this time. Let us know if you agree! Email questions/comments for the Comedian Next Door to: nextdoor@johnbranyan.com Subscribe to the John Branyan channel on YouTube and watch the Starving Comics Quarantine Show LIVE every Sunday at 7:00pm Eastern. Join us for Vacay with Comics in August! (Details at johnbranyan.com) Be sure to download the Fight Laugh Feast app for more great FLF content!…

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TCND: Homeschool Woe and Sinful Humor (Your Ministry is a Plastic Vacuum) 91:59:44

۴ years پیش91:59:44

91:59:44

The Peaches is having one of "those" homeschool days. Emmi (5-years-old) requires some discipline right off the bat. A listener asks John whether he can trust his sense of humor considering humans are sinful creatures. And we unpack the reasons we shouldn't take ourselves too seriously. This results in possibly the best analogy about our relationship with God that we've ever stumbled upon! Email questions/comments for the Comedian Next Door to: nextdoor@johnbranyan.com Subscribe to the John Branyan channel on YouTube and watch the Starving Comics Quarantine Show LIVE every Sunday at 7:00pm Eastern. Join us for Vacay with Comics in August! (Details at johnbranyan.com) Be sure to download the Fight Laugh Feast app for more great FLF content!…

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