At least that's what football seemed to be thinking, anyway. Spain are the European Champions, and deservedly so.توسط Lars Sivertsen

England are, somehow, in the final of Euro 2024. Underwhelming performances and late goals, are they Italy in disguise?توسط Lars Sivertsen

Hark and behold! Spain dismantle Didier Deschamps' dismal doomsday device! Kate Mason joins and adds some chaotic energy to the pod.توسط Lars Sivertsen

England are in the semis! Still not exactly good, but they were definitely less bad. And in the distance we hear the clip-clop of clogs as the Dutch march on.توسط Lars Sivertsen

Spain knock out hosts Germany after the latter fair to find an extra gear. France and Portugal serve up a pile of hot garbage, but France's tactic of not scoring goals continues to pay off.توسط Lars Sivertsen

The Euros are fun again! The xF was way up, with the Netherlands playing well and Austria - Turkey living up to expectations. Turkish football enjoyer Andy Brassell joins to help make sense of it all - and look ahead to the Quater-finals.توسط Lars Sivertsen

France and Portugal fail to impress yet manage to progress. And Cristiano Ronaldo, it's definitely getting weird.توسط Lars Sivertsen

England scrape by Slovakia. If the plan is to make the rest of Europe think they're very bad, the plan is going well. Meanwhile, Spain are brilliant and Georgia are out.توسط Lars Sivertsen

Germany stay in the race, Italy sink without a trace.توسط Lars Sivertsen

Pod favorite Peter Welpton returns to discuss the group stage and where it all goes from here. We wrestle a terrible line and some curious audio problems, but in the end it's mostly fine.توسط Lars Sivertsen

Georgia get their moment but Ukraine don't - even though Belgium are kinda bad.توسط Lars Sivertsen

France put themselves in trouble, England put us all to sleep. How about those Austrians though?توسط Lars Sivertsen

Italy go full Italy, and Spain - Albania just kinda happened. What did we learn?توسط Lars Sivertsen

Scotland are out, Germany top the group, but what we really care about is the fact that THE CURSE HAS BEEN LIFTED!توسط Lars Sivertsen

Yes, it happened again. Also: The Czechs continue to be Scandinavians in disguise, Turkey unlock themselves, and Belgium actually kicked the ball into the goal.توسط Lars Sivertsen

Well, some of that. Both Ukraine and Austria win. France and the Netherlands kinda stink up the place. Also, is our goalscorer feature cursed?(and if so, guess who we've cursed tomorrow..)توسط Lars Sivertsen

Spain are fabulous, Serbia are a rabble, and.. well.. England played. Or at least they attempted to. Much to unpack.توسط Lars Sivertsen

Not the most thrilling day, but there was at least some enjoyable chaos towards the end of Croatia - Albania. Also, the Swiss let themselves down with some factually inaccurate banter.توسط Lars Sivertsen

Georgia and Turkey bring the rizz, while Czechia bring some curiously Nordic vibes.توسط Lars Sivertsen

Well now. My dark horses fall to the much-dissed Romanians. Belgium do everything except kick the ball into the goal, and France are kinda fine. And, more importantly, Andy Brassell stops by the resort. Yes!توسط Lars Sivertsen

Both England and the Netherlands do just about enough, whereas Denmark get punished. Also: Ronald Koeman, ew.توسط Lars Sivertsen

Spain have less possession than their opponent for the first time in 137 years, or games. One of the two. Hungary underwhelm, Italy just.. whelm?توسط Lars Sivertsen

Euro 2024 has started! Or, well, at least one team has. Germany look sexy, Scotland look supine, and the Summer of Kai has commenced!توسط Lars Sivertsen

We've looked at the groups, now lets embark on some acts of wild and wanton speculation. Wahey!توسط Lars Sivertsen

Group F! The last group! My... favorite group? Maybe?توسط Lars Sivertsen